Chapter 042 Jinjiang Debut
Tang Yaozu was sweating profusely and slapped the ground vigorously. He Xiaohua panicked and rushed over to grab Weng Xuhua's hand tightly: "Doctor, what do you mean by this?"
Weng Xuhua: "It's a miscarriage. The baby in his belly was dropped and the fetus is unstable. Judging from his current condition, the baby may be born prematurely."
After hearing this, Tang Yaozu screamed like a pig being slaughtered. He Xiaohua's eyes widened. She regarded Weng Xuhua as a life-saving straw and grabbed him and said, "Hurry up and save him. Aren't you a doctor? My son will definitely not be able to be delivered. If this child really comes out of his intestines, his anus will be torn in half!"
Weng Xuhua said helplessly: "I am a doctor, but I am not qualified to perform major surgeries. In my opinion, the safest way is to send him to the hospital and let the doctor perform surgery to remove the child by cutting open the intestines. Although this requires surgery, at least his life will be saved."
Before He Xiaohua could say anything, Tang Yaozu started wailing, "I won't go. I don't want anyone to know about it. I don't want to be on TV. I won't go to the hospital no matter what!"
He Xiaohua had no choice but to comfort him: "Hey, dear, don't be afraid, we won't go to the hospital."
She turned around and begged Weng Xuhua: "Doctor, we don't need you to perform surgery. Can you prescribe us an abortion pill? Just like on TV, people drink the pill and the baby is aborted. Or we can go to the pharmacy and buy some abortion pills ourselves. Is that okay?"
Weng Xuhua shook his head: "Only pregnant women with early pregnancy can rely on medication to induce abortion. His belly is already six or seven months pregnant, so he must have an induced abortion. Besides, traditional abortion drugs act on the female reproductive organs. Your son doesn't have that organ at all, so abortion drugs will not help him!"
After hearing this, He Xiaohua's eyes were filled with despair. She turned to beg Bai Mian: "Master Bai, you are a master of metaphysics, you must have a way!"
Bai Mian spread his hands: "I've already told you, the only solution is to make the caster stop, but it's obvious that they don't intend to forgive you, so I can't help you."
Weng Xuhua advised: "Let's rush them to a big hospital and arrange surgery as soon as possible. This way, maybe both the adult and the child can be saved."
Bai Mian reminded: "Master, don't worry about the child. It's useless. The child has grown to this size because of the witchcraft. Once the operation is done and the child comes out of his body, Southeast Asia will end the descent ceremony. Without the witchcraft, the child will be dead."
Hearing this, He Xiaohua was even more heartbroken. She covered her face and burst into tears, shouting: "My grandson, my son, it was that vicious woman who harmed you. I will fight her to the death..."
Tang Yaozu, who was lying on the ground, heard He Xiaohua crying and kicked her: "Old thing, you are doing useless things. I am still alive and you are just crying. Why don't you help me think of a solution!"
He Xiaohua stopped crying obediently and begged Weng Xuhua again: "Doctor, if you can't help him induce labor, can you prescribe some painkillers? Look, my son is in so much pain!"
Weng Xuhua said reluctantly: "Painkillers can only help temporarily, they can't solve the problem at all. Since the child has signs of premature birth, you should rush to the hospital for an operation. This is also the lesson you have learned this time."
After hearing this, He Xiaohua hardened her heart and called a few onlookers to grab Tang Yaozu's hands and feet. She said to Tang Yaozu apologetically:
"I'm sorry, son. I can't listen to you. I must send you to the hospital. They are right. If we delay any longer, the baby will come out. It will be more dangerous then. It is important to save his life first. As for whether it will be embarrassing or laughed at, we can only think about it later."
As He Xiaohua directed everyone to lift Tang Yaozu, Tang Yaozu broke free from everyone's restraints and slammed his head against the table next to him, shouting:
"If you insist on making me go to the hospital and embarrass myself, then I'd rather die here!"
The pulse diagnosis case that had accompanied Weng Xuhua for more than 30 years was broken into two pieces after this collision. Weng Xuhua slapped his chest in pain.
Lame brother coldly recorded the accounts at the side: "Today's damaged items: a set of handmade wooden tables and chairs. How do you pay for the repairs, by bank transfer or cash? Also, a reminder, don't commit suicide, at least don't commit suicide in the store. I don't feel sorry for your life, but I don't want our store to become a haunted house."
He Xiaohua was so angry that she stamped her feet. "It's already this hour, and you're still saying this? Is my precious son not as important as your set of broken tables and chairs? I tell you, since my son refuses to go to the hospital, then we'll just stay here. Old doctor, I'll leave my son to you for treatment. If he dies here, it'll be your responsibility. Don't expect peace in your store from now on!"
"This..." Weng Xuhua sighed, turned around and walked away silently, took out his mobile phone and called 120.
Tang Yaozu got a bump on his head after the collision, but it was not a serious matter. The really fatal thing was the pain in his abdomen. He covered his stomach and cried out in pain. A group of onlookers nearby laughed and recorded a short video of him with their mobile phones.
"Oh my god, I'm glad I came today. If I had missed this, I would have regretted it for the rest of my life. A man is pregnant. Hehe, I want to see how he gives birth to a child!"
"Serves you right. The mother and son tried to cheat the uterus together, but now they have hit a wall!"
"Who says men don't have empathy? Look at these old men watching, they are sweating profusely."
"I really want to learn this evil magic. I want my husband to come when I give birth, so I don't have to suffer. Does anyone know the contact information in Southeast Asia?"
"Great spell, I suggest you spread it more!"
Tang Yaozu was lying on the ground, groaning and cursing, "Get lost, you bunch of stupid bastards, it's not your turn to talk nonsense! Mom, mom! Where are you? Why don't you help me think of a solution? I'm telling you, I can already feel the baby stuck in my butt, and it's almost born, you think of a solution! If this goes on, the child and I will be finished. If I die, our family will be completely extinct. Tell me, what do you expect for the rest of your life?"
He Xiaohua wanted to find Weng Xuhua to cause trouble, but Weng Xuhua had already gone to the second floor to make a phone call. He Xiaohua couldn't find a doctor, so she came up with a bad idea. She said to Tang Yaozu:
"Son, I've thought of something. We shouldn't use abortion drugs, but rather labor-inducing drugs to hasten your delivery. Since you don't go to the hospital anyway, you have to go through the process of giving birth. In this case, only by speeding up the process can you feel more relaxed."
Tang Yaozu cursed, "Are you deaf? The doctor just said that these drugs are all for the female reproductive system. I don't have a uterus, so it's useless for me to take them. Stop talking nonsense!"
He Xiaohua explained: "No, no, no, mom won't give you women's labor-inducing drugs, but we can use this principle. The child is parasitic in your intestines. In other words, as long as there is a drug that can make your intestines move faster, the child will be born faster!"
Tang Yaozu finally understood what his mother meant: "You mean... laxatives?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" He Xiaohua nodded excitedly. She opened her handbag and searched. "When we went to see a western doctor yesterday, didn't the doctor prescribe a few laxatives? At that time, mom was worried about the side effects, so she didn't dare give them to you. I put them away in my bag. Now that I think about it, this is just the right time to use them!"
He Xiaohua took out a few white pills from her bag. Tang Yaozu snatched the pills from He Xiaohua without saying a word, tore open the package, opened his mouth and swallowed them without even drinking water.
After he swallowed the pill, Weng Xuhua finished his phone call and came down from the second floor. Seeing Tang Yaozu swallowing, Weng Xuhua felt something was wrong. He asked He Xiaohua, "What did you give him just now?"
He Xiaohua said proudly: "Laxatives, how can you be a doctor? You ran away when something happened, and you had to rely on me at the critical moment. Seeing that my son had such a difficult birth, I suddenly had an idea and used laxatives instead of oxytocin to help my son give birth!"
Weng Xuhua was furious after hearing this: "You are simply playing with your son's life! Now the child is blocked in the anus, he is already in danger, and he will die if he eats these laxatives!"
Seeing how serious Weng Xuhua was, He Xiaohua finally panicked. She turned around and scratched her son's throat: "Spit it out, son, spit it out quickly!"
Tang Yaozu pushed his mother's hand away. The laxatives he had taken just now took effect. His stomach was rumbling and his intestines were moving violently. Under the pressure of layers of excrement, the baby was about to come out.
"I...I'm about to give birth..." he said with difficulty.
Lame brother shouted in panic: "You can't be born here, wait a minute, I'll arrange a place for you!"
As he spoke, he took out a flatbed cart from the store, and together with a few people nearby, he moved Tang Yaozu onto the cart. Then he pushed the cart and ran into the public toilet not far away.
After pushing Tang Yaozu into the public toilet, Lame Brother ran away. He didn't breathe a sigh of relief until he ran back to the store. He shouted, "Protecting the environment is everyone's responsibility!"
When He Xiaohua saw her son being thrown into the public toilet, she hurried to chase him. As soon as she ran to the door of the public toilet, she heard a shocking explosion from inside. She knew that her son had given birth.
She walked into the men's room in fear. Tang Yaozu was lying on the floor. He had taken off his pants and his lower body was naked. Excrement was all around him. In the far corner lay a small red thing. He Xiaohua walked over, picked up the thing and wiped it. She could barely tell that it was a baby, but it was already dead.
Several ladies who were using the toilet in the next door all ran out, shouting as they ran: "Oh no! The toilet exploded!"
He Xiaohua burst into tears and wrapped her grandson's body with her coat. At this time, the ambulance arrived outside the public toilet. The emergency personnel ran in and lifted Tang Yaozu into the car. He Xiaohua also got in the car.
After the birth of the child, Tang Yaozu finally agreed to go to the hospital for treatment. In the ambulance, the emergency personnel repeatedly asked him how his wounds were caused, but he kept silent. The ambulance driver joked:
"Do you even need to ask? You're obviously the kind of guy who seeks excitement. He doesn't care about the limits when he's having fun. When he got to the hospital, he said he accidentally slipped in the bathroom. Hey, young man, there's no need to be embarrassed. I've seen a lot of people like you. There are at least eight of them every month!"
Lame Brother leaned against the door of Cixin Hall, watching the ambulance go away, and grinned: "Good fellow, listening to that loud noise, this fellow really lived up to my words - the chrysanthemum is in full bloom! I'm afraid his entire lower body must be torn apart? Even if he is cured this time, he will be disabled. Let's see how this mother and son can harm people in the future!"
Bai Mian also looked outside: "Don't worry, when they kowtowed just now, their mother and son's appearance was exposed. It is impossible for them to deceive other girls. However, they left in such a hurry that they seemed to have forgotten to pay me for the pulse diagnosis."
Lame brother said: "There are also the boss's tables and chairs. They haven't compensated for them yet. What a pity for that set of tables and chairs!"
Weng Xuhua waved his hand and said, "Forget it. I'll just make another set. It's not something expensive."
"So, who's next?" Bai Mian looked at the crowd.
A gentleman stood out from the crowd. His lips trembled and he seemed a little nervous. "Hello, Master. I'm the next one. The scene just now was too exciting. I forgot what I was going to say. Let me think about it..."
"Oh, right, I remember now! I came to you to consult you about a strange thing," the man pushed his glasses and licked his lips, "Two months ago, the single old man next door married a paper man as his wife, but after he married her, the paper man... seemed to come alive!"
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