Chapter 100: Jinjiang First Release
"I'm busy and don't have time to explain it to you."
Bai Mian supported Xiao Yang's brother, carefully let him sit in the sedan, and then helped him put the lid on.
Lame brother swallowed his saliva and looked at Bai Mian with admiration: "My God, you can actually perform plastic surgery remotely, can you turn me into a handsome man?"
Bai Mian raised his lips and said, "Sure, 50 million per transaction. Do you want to pay in cash or by credit card?"
When Lame Brother heard this joke, he knew there was no hope. He hung his head in disappointment, still wondering how Bai Mian did it.
Seeing this, Miss Yang sent a WeChat message to Bai Mian: "Bai Mian, what did you do? Why did my brother become like this? He's getting married, so what should I do? Should I run away now?"
Bai Mian smiled and typed: "Why are you running? Do you want to miss this wonderful show? Come on, let's go with us to send the bride off."
Little Sister Yang pointed at herself and said, "Ah? Wouldn't the Ge family find it strange if I went there like this?"
Bai Mian pulled little Miss Yang into the ladies' room and cast a spell on her, turning her into her brother's appearance.
When they came out again, Lame Brother was surprised again, but this time he dared not say anything. He just looked at Bai Mian in awe. He realized in his heart that Bai Mian did not seem to be an ordinary person, or even a human being at all.
Little Sister Yang looked at her brother in the sedan chair and asked Bai Mian anxiously, "If we send him to the Ge family like this, will he be in danger? What if the Ge family finds out that the goods are not the same as the ones in the pictures and gets angry with him?"
Bai Mian typed: "He doesn't care about your life or death, why do you care about him? Your family members are just looking at your soft heart, so they keep controlling you."
Miss Yang thought about it and felt that it made sense, so she put her worries aside and decided to follow Bai Mian to send the bride off.
Several sedan chair drivers came back from their break and saw that the bride had already sat in the sedan chair. They didn't think much about it and just lifted the sedan chair and left. Xiao Yang's brother was sitting in the sedan chair. Under the influence of hypnosis, he thought he was a bride about to get married, and he sat in the sedan chair and left with a happy face.
Several people followed the sedan chair to see the bride off. Bai Mian held a mobile phone in his hand and broadcast live all the way. Since the content of the live broadcast was dull, there were only a few thousand people online and the barrage was pitifully small.
[I just came in. Isn't this a fortune-telling live broadcast room? Why is it broadcasting a wedding? ]
[This is Xiao Yang's wedding, the master is just sending the bride off]
[Who is Xiao Yang? Is he the new savior? ]
[You fake fan, she is the master's colleague, and has been in the store since the first day of the master's live broadcast! ]
[Oh my god, I watch this show every day, but I never noticed this person. Her presence is so low...]
[This ceremony is so shabby and boring. Let’s go~]
After walking for another ten minutes, they finally arrived at the Ge family. The Ge family also lived in the old community. Ge's parents were waiting at the gate of the community. Seeing so many people coming to see off the bride, Ge's parents became obviously nervous. Their family was in financial difficulty and could not give out so many red envelopes.
The sedan stopped downstairs. Bai Mian opened the curtain and helped Xiao Yang's brother down. Ge's parents paid the balance to the sedan drivers, and the sedan drivers carried the empty sedan away.
One of Ge's parents has a crooked mouth and the other has slanted eyes. It can be seen from their appearance that they have intellectual disabilities, but their degree of intellectual disability is relatively mild and they can barely maintain a normal life.
As soon as the bride stepped off the sedan chair, the two of them eagerly surrounded her. Mother Ge caressed the bride's hand warmly, and kept greeting her: "Good child, you are finally here. Our family will have an heir in the future. You have had a hard journey. How are you? Are you hot on the road? Are you thirsty?"
Father Ge grinned foolishly and stared at the bride's butt.
There was no response from under the veil, and then Mother Ge remembered: "Oh, I forgot you can't speak. It doesn't matter. We don't mind you. Now that you are here, we are all family from now on. Come on, good child, let's go home."
In conclusion, Ge's mother eagerly pulled the bride upstairs, as if she was afraid that the bride would run away. Xiao Yang's brother, who was hypnotized, followed her upstairs in a daze, and Bai Mian and his group followed.
The corridor of the old building was very narrow, and the walls were dirty and old. The bride almost fell down when she went up the stairs. Everyone helped her up. Father Ge even took the opportunity to touch the bride's buttocks. When they arrived at the door, Mother Ge took out the key and prepared to open the door. Seeing that Bai Mian and others were still unwilling to leave, she turned around vigilantly and said:
"Why are you staying here? Are you waiting for red envelopes? Sorry, we don't have any red envelopes for you. Thank you for coming to see me off. Please go back!"
Bai Mian took out a few new banknotes from his pocket and said, "You don't have red envelopes, but we do. These are specially for the bride. Don't you even want red envelopes?"
Seeing the money, Ge's mother immediately welcomed them into the living room with a smile on her face. Bai Mian couldn't help but sigh in his heart, money is really a passport to the world!
After entering the house, several people took a breath of cool air. There was a dangling light bulb hanging on the roof of the Ge family's house, and the fan was creaking. All the furnishings seemed to be from thirty years ago. It didn't look like a wedding room at all. At first glance, one would think it was going to be demolished.
Lame brother muttered quietly: "No wonder they didn't let us in. It turns out the living room is so small that it was full after we came in."
Gao Jin felt a little dizzy: "Xiao Yang will live in a place like this from now on? This... Xiao Yang is such a good child, what a pity..."
Bai Mian winked, signaling everyone to be careful with their words. After all, Ge's parents were not deaf and dumb and could hear their complaints.
"Now that you're all here, the red envelopes..." Mother Ge looked eagerly at Bai Mian's pocket. Bai Mian was not stingy and threw all the new money in his pocket to Mother Ge. Mother Ge thanked them with a big smile on her face and wanted to send a few people away:
"I've already sent you here. There's no need to send you again. Leave the rest of the time to the children. As you can see, this is the condition of our home. We haven't prepared any meals for you. It's time for dinner. Let's go home."
Lame brother was amazed: "I am not saying anything, it's ok that you didn't prepare a banquet, but why don't you even have food on the table? Don't your families eat dinner? Are you planning to let the bride go straight to the bridal chamber hungry? You are too impatient!"
Mother Ge smiled awkwardly, while Father Ge's face suddenly turned red, and he kept muttering: "Bridal chamber... Bridal chamber..."
It can be seen that his illness is more serious than Ge's mother's.
"We have to have our wedding night as soon as possible! My mom said, if we have our wedding night as soon as possible, the bride won't run away!"
A vague voice came from the bedroom. Several people looked curiously and saw a white and fat young man sitting in the bedroom. He also had a crooked mouth and slanted eyes, saliva dripping from the corners of his mouth, and uneven teeth. What was even more shocking was that he was not wearing a single piece of clothing, just sitting naked on the bed with his legs crossed.
"He - he is the one Xiao Yang is going to marry?" Lame Brother was so shocked that he stuttered.
Weng Xuhua only took one look and shook his head in pain, while Gao Jin kept wiping away tears.
Mother Ge frowned and put her hands on her hips: "This is a great day for our family. Why are you crying? It's so unlucky! Look at you, you have degraded my son to nothing. Does that mean Xiao Yang is noble? She is just a cripple! Who else would want her except a family like us?"
Lame brother gritted his teeth and said, "It doesn't matter what else it is, but at least let him put on his clothes. What's the matter with this?"
Mother Ge spread her hands and said, "I gave him the clothes, but he didn't want to wear them. He's a fool, and there's nothing I can do about it!"
The man sitting on the bed argued quietly: "No, Mom, it was you who asked me to do this. You said that this was the only way to have the wedding night as soon as possible. What's done is done..."
Mother Ge turned around and covered the man's mouth: "Ge Yushu, if you still want to have a wedding night, shut up!"
The man named Ge Yushu shut up obediently.
Bai Mian and the others walked out of the bedroom in fear, especially Xiao Yang, who was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat.
The originally deserted live broadcast room began to become lively, the number of people online continued to increase, and barrages were flying everywhere.
[Oh my god, genes like this should be made extinct! 】
[It’s over. If I were the bride, I would have wanted to die the moment I saw the groom.]
[Living in this house, I can write thirty suicide notes in a month]
[What the hell is this mother-in-law saying? I really want to rush into the screen and tear her mouth apart! ]
[Isn’t Xiao Yang a colleague of the master? Xiao Yang married so miserably, why didn’t the master help her? ]
[Don't worry, I believe the master will definitely help! ]
Mother Ge glanced at them and said, "Why don't you leave? What do you want to do?"
Bai Mian smiled and said, "Auntie, don't get me wrong. We are not here to cause trouble. We are here to show our support. A wedding is lively only when there are many people. My colleague just complained a few times. Don't pay attention to him. This is your home. You decide everything. If there is no banquet, then there is no banquet. If you want to go straight to the bridal chamber, then go straight to the bridal chamber. We will not interfere!"
After hearing what Bai Mian said, Ge's mother allowed them to stay at home.
Weng Xuhua and Gao Jin looked at Bai Mian in surprise. Before Bai Mian replaced the bride, he sent the two old people away. They didn't know about this. Now seeing Bai Mian say this, they really thought that Bai Mian was cold and heartless.
Weng Xuhua said unhappily, "My little disciple, what's wrong with you? Aren't you always a man who speaks for justice? If you don't tell me, then I will!"
He walked forward and advised Ge's mother, "Mother-in-law, this doesn't even involve offering tea or worshipping heaven and earth. How can it be called a Chinese wedding? Even if you don't care about those etiquettes, at least you should let the child eat before... before going to the bridal chamber."
Mother Ge rolled her eyes unhappily: "I see you are an old man, I don't want to quarrel with you, get out of the way, don't interfere with our business!"
She ignored Weng Xuhua's advice and forced the bride into the bridal chamber.
Xiao Yang's brother did not resist and walked into the bedroom obediently. Ge Yushu rushed up, lifted the veil of her brother, hugged his face and kissed him madly, while kissing him she also took off her brother's clothes. It seems that Ge's parents have already taught him how to prepare for the bridal chamber.
Seeing this scene, Ge's mother smiled strangely, then she closed the bedroom door and locked it from the outside with a key.
Various noises kept coming out of the bedroom. Father Ge drooled as he listened. Weng Xuhua shook his head again and again: "How shameful! She is in the bridal chamber, and you, the parents-in-law, are eavesdropping outside, making Xiao Yang lose all her dignity and privacy. This is simply rape!"
Mother Ge ignored him and listened attentively to the noise in the room. Father Ge said cheerfully, "I want to listen. I want to listen. I love to listen. Only by hearing the noise can we know that our Ge family has an heir!"
Weng Xuhua was so angry that his face turned purple. Bai Mian helped him and Gao Jin sit on the sofa.
Lame Brother knew the inside story, so he was not worried about Xiao Yang. He faced the wall and tried his best to hold back his laughter.
Xiao Yang stood outside the door, sweating profusely. Although she didn't see the picture, she could guess what happened inside just by listening to the sound. If it wasn't Bai Mian, she would be the one being raped in the house at this moment!
Bai Mian was still live streaming on his phone. The number of online viewers had already reached 20,000, and everyone was talking about it.
[Oh my god, this sound is so outrageous, can this be broadcast? ]
[Master is really stubborn, aren't you afraid of being banned? 】
[Don’t just watch the excitement. Who can save the girl inside? She is so pitiful! ]
[It’s really strange today. In the past, when I encountered this kind of situation, the master would have taken action long ago. Why is he just standing by and watching today? Is he still the master I know?]
[Yeah, she is really cold today. She even looks like she is watching the fun. Is she going to get into trouble?]
[How can they abuse a girl like this? This family is definitely breaking the law. I don’t care. I’m going to call the police!]
The sound echoed in the house for a while. The two were having a hot fight when Bai Mian suddenly snapped his fingers, ending the hypnosis of Xiao Yang's brother.
Her brother suddenly woke up, looked at his current situation, then looked at the man lying on him, and was instantly frightened out of his wits. He struggled hard, but his body had become Xiao Yang's, and he was less powerful, so he could not beat Ge Yushu.
He wanted to scream, but no sound came out of his throat. He used sign language, but the idiot opposite him couldn't understand. The idiot opened his mouth wide and leaned over to kiss him. Every hair on his body stood up. In desperation, he picked up the vase on the table and smashed it hard on the back of Ge Yushu's head.
After a "bang", the room became quiet and the idiot's body fell limply to the ground.
Xiao Yang's brother gasped for breath, feeling lucky to have survived the disaster.
Hearing the bedroom become quiet, Ge's mother's face changed. She said anxiously: "So fast? It's not right. Even if the bridal chamber is over, there shouldn't be no sound of talking..."
She hurriedly opened the door and rushed in without paying any attention to etiquette. The moment she opened the door, Bai Mian silently recited the spell "Hei Wujini Nama Mong" in her mind, canceling the illusion cast on Xiao Yang and her brother, and the two of them returned to their original appearance at the same time.
After opening the door, Ge's mother saw her son lying on the ground. There was also a big man holding a vase in the room. Judging from the marks on the two men, it was this man who had been cuddling with her son just now!
Mother Ge's heart skipped a beat and she almost had a heart attack. She walked up to the man angrily, looked at his face, and discovered that he was actually her son-in-law!
She screamed, staggered and fell to the ground, pointing at Xiao Yang's brother, and was so angry that she couldn't utter a word.
Xiao Yang's brother was speechless. After all, even he himself couldn't explain how he ended up here.
Father Ge was mentally retarded. He could not see the situation clearly. He only saw a big white butt. He walked into the house with a smile, touched Xiao Yang's brother's butt, and said, "Hey, the bridal chamber is done!"