Chapter 121 Jinjiang Debut
Lame Brother scratched his head: "I envy you, but these things are destined. If you don't have them, then you don't have them. What's the point of envy?"
Master Wuji opened his arms and said, "There is no hope in this life, so we have to put our hopes on the next life! You - all of you present here, I dare say that you will never be able to transcend your class in this life, but if you sign up with me, I guarantee that you will be reborn into a good family in the next life!"
Everyone looked at him as if he was mentally retarded. Lame Brother said doubtfully, "Why should I believe you? Are you the Jade Emperor?"
Master Wuji shook his head: "As you can see, I am just a mortal. Although I am not among the immortals, I have people under me -"
Lame brother burst out laughing: "Down there? You mean the underworld? That's so funny. Even if the underworld really exists, why should the people in it listen to you?"
Master Wuji said seriously: "Young man, you can't say such things carelessly. You should have a basic sense of awe for things you don't understand. Whether you believe it or not, the Yama Palace and the underworld do exist, and I have already reached a deal with the King of Hell."
Lame Brother burst into laughter: "How did you make the deal? Did you buy two packs of cigarettes for the King of Hell and the King of Hell listened to you? If that's the case, then the King of Hell is too cunning, easier to deal with than the monkeys on Mount Emei!"
Master Wuji continued to say seriously: "The price of the deal is my eyes. When I was nine years old, I had a high fever. In my dream, I saw the King of Hell. The King of Hell said that I was the reincarnation of a spirit child and wanted to take me to the underworld to be an official. I refused. I said I didn't want to be an official. I wanted to stay in the world to save all living beings. So we made a deal. I paid with a pair of eyes, and the King of Hell allowed me to intervene in the affairs of the six realms of reincarnation."
"My abilities are limited, so of course I will prioritize helping those around me. Anyone who joins my group will be reborn into a wealthy family. As for those who speak rudely, I will demote them to working like a slave in their next life. Young man, be careful with your words!"
Master Wuji's voice echoed in the room, and the smile on Lame Brother's face disappeared. Perhaps he had spoken too bluffingly, and everyone in the room fell silent. For a moment, no one dared to confront the master. Even if they did not believe it, they were unwilling to bear the vicious curse of "becoming a beast of burden."
The live broadcast room was already full of comments, with everyone's comments varied:
[Although it is fake, I hope it is real! If I really had a choice, I would want to be the child I pushed in my next life. I would be so happy! 】
[If it were me, I would find a harmonious family to reincarnate into. In this life, my parents quarrel every day and it makes my head split apart.]
[Alas, Master Wuji is right. What’s the point of working hard? Even if I work overtime until the early hours of the morning, I can’t compare to the boss’s son. Amniotic fluid is the biggest watershed in life…】
[Stop, stop, stop. I am saying, why are you all starting to choose one by one? This is an old liar! If you continue to choose, you will easily become the target of scammers! 】
[With so many people who love to fantasize, no wonder this pyramid scheme can grow so big, haha]
Others did not dare to speak, but Jiang Liyi dared to speak. She grew up in a single-parent family and overcame many difficulties on her own. She never believed in the term "fate". She asked directly:
"Hey, Master Wuji, if your ability is really as powerful as you say, why don't you go and reincarnate? If you were reincarnated into the family of the world's richest man, wouldn't you have to give a speech here?"
Master Wuji laughed but did not answer. The assistant named Xiaofang beside him immediately spoke for him: "The reason why Master is still here is to save all living beings. You should be grateful for Master's selfless dedication and listen to Master's teachings sincerely!"
Jiang Liyi asked: "How many successful cases do you have?"
Master Wuji clasped his hands and said, "There are countless of them. For example, the son of Beijing tycoon Shen Yishan, who was born two years ago, is the reincarnation of my client. The daughter of famous singer Chen Bingbing, who was born earlier this year, is also the reincarnation of my client. And..."
Jiang Liyi raised her eyebrows and asked, "How do you prove it? Can you get these kids to come and speak for you?"
Master Wuji shook his head: "Haha, girl, you are making things difficult for me. As we all know, people who have reincarnated will drink Meng Po soup to wash away their memories of their past lives. Although these children were once my clients, they no longer remember me. Even if they stand here today, they will not speak for me."
Jiang Liyi was about to make a mockery, but the master changed the subject and pointed at Xiaofang next to her: "Those children can't do it, but Xiaofang can prove it for me. Look, she is only nine years old this year, but she is eloquent, mature, and can even solve advanced math problems. Do you think she is a child prodigy? Actually, she is not. She is just an ordinary person who didn't drink Mengpo soup."
The master said, recalling the past: "Ten years ago, I was traveling in the human world and met Xiaofang in Jiangnan. She was forty years old at the time, in the late stage of cancer and was suffering from the disease. After seeing my magical ability, she decided to join my group. I asked her what kind of afterlife she wanted, and she actually said that she wanted to be by my side and be my assistant in the afterlife. So after she died, I asked the underworld to make some concessions so that Xiaofang would not have to drink Mengpo soup, so that we could meet again in this life."
Xiaofang stood up, raised her head and said to everyone: "If you don't believe me, you can come and test me!"
As soon as this was said, everyone became interested and asked Xiaofang questions. Xiaofang answered fluently, and it was obvious that her mind and knowledge were at the level of an adult, not like a primary school student at all.
Perhaps because he had been poor for too long, Lame Brother was even a little tempted. He took the initiative to ask, "Master Wuji, if I purchase your reincarnation service, how much would it cost? It must be very expensive, right?"
Master Wuji waved his hand and said, "No, no, there is no threshold. As long as the customer is 100% sincere, I am willing to serve the customer."
Lame Brother was confused: "What do you mean?"
Master Wuji had no choice but to make it clearer: "Give me whatever you have. I want all the property under your name."
Lame Brother was shocked: "You want all my wealth?"
Master Wuji nodded and said, "Yes, if you agree, write your will now. After you die, I will be your designated sole heir. Remember to sign and stamp your handprint. I can register your reincarnation now. Tell me, whose family do you want to be born into?"
As soon as money was mentioned, Lame Brother sobered up immediately. He shook his head, as if shaking out the water in his brain: "No, no, that's nonsense. If I write a will like this, can't you kill me at any time? Besides, even if I die, my heirs should be my parents. Why should it be you?"
Master Wuji smiled and said, "No, you worry too much. We live in a society ruled by law now. How dare I kill you? Anyway, you will go to your family in the next life to enjoy wealth and glory. Why bother about your current property? I need to take risks to help you change your fate. If I don't charge you, it would be unfair to me. If you are not at ease, you can think about it again. But I have to tell you that the number of reincarnations in wealthy families is limited, and it's on a first-come, first-served basis."
Xiaofang next to him chimed in, "You are so foolish. You don't cherish the opportunity. How many people want it but can't get it! You and our master are predestined, so the master is willing to help you. Don't think that the master cares about your little money. If I were you, you really can't let it go. Anyway, you are going to be a prince in a rich family, so why are you still clinging to this life?"
This made Lame Brother break out in a cold sweat. He became more sober: "Are you advising me to die? You are abetting suicide. You are committing a crime. Do you know that?!"
Xiaofang pouted: "Humph, I didn't say that, it's you who has the problem of understanding."
The atmosphere was tense for a moment. Jiang Liyi looked at the two of them coldly. Suddenly, she remembered the matter of her own shop. She suddenly asked Jiang Yun: "Mom, did you also write such a will?"
Jiang Yun admitted embarrassedly: "Yes, Mommy also wrote it, honey, you must think that Mommy is stupid, but I don't have any savings in my name, it's just a shop, I did this for my next life..."
Jiang Liyi was immediately furious: "Mom, you are so stupid! Do you also want to be reborn into a rich family? I remember that you are obviously not a greedy person. Even if you want money, you can ask me for it! Why do you believe the words of an old liar?"
Jiang Yun shook her head: "No, Mom is not doing this for money. Mom wants to be with you in the next life! I want to live in the same family with you, and I want to watch you grow up. Only accurate reincarnation can realize my wish. Baby, the master has promised me that as long as you join the group and write a will, the master will arrange for us to reincarnate as twins. Aren't you happy?"
Jiang Liyi held her forehead in despair: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have left you alone in my hometown, it's only been a while since we last met, and you've been brainwashed into this..."
Jiang Yun looked at her daughter awkwardly. Neither mother nor daughter could understand each other. At this moment, Bai Mian suddenly stood up.
She crossed her arms, looked at Master Wuji with a half-smile, and asked, "Master, may I ask which family you plan to reborn them into?"
Master Wuji spread his hands and said, "It depends on their personal wishes. With my ability, I can arrange it for any family."
"Is a celebrity's home also okay?" Bai Mian asked.
Master Wuji: "Of course!"
"So... can she?"
Bai Mian slowly took out his cell phone, only to see a piece of gossip on it -
"At nine o'clock this morning, paparazzi photographed actress Qin Yujun entering and leaving the obstetrics and gynecology hospital accompanied by her assistant. She was wearing a mask, her hair was sloppy, her belly was slightly protruding, and she was wearing maternity clothes. She seemed to be pregnant. Oh, this is strange. I remember that she had just joined the crew of "The Female General Guarding the Nation". Could it be that she is in love again and plans to give up her career and stay in the crew to take care of the baby?"
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