Chapter 121 Jinjiang First Launch
Lame Brother shook his head and said, "I am jealous, but these things are destined. If it is not in your destiny, then it is not there. What is the point of being jealous?"
Master Wuji opened his arms and said, "There is no hope in this life, so we have to put our hopes on the next life! You - all of you here, I dare say that you will not be able to cross your own class in this life, but if you sign up with me, I guarantee that you will be reborn into a good family in the next life!"
Everyone looked as if they had seen a mentally retarded person. Lame Brother said doubtfully: "Why should I believe you? Are you the Jade Emperor?"
Master Wuji shook his head: "As you can see, I am just a mortal. Although I am not among the immortals, I have people under me -"
Lame brother burst out laughing: "Down there? You mean the underworld? That's so funny. Even if the underworld really exists, why should the people in it listen to you?"
Master Wuji said seriously: "Young man, you can't say such things carelessly. You should have a basic sense of awe for things you don't understand. Whether you believe it or not, the Yanluo Palace and the underworld do exist, and I have already reached a deal with King Yan."
Lame Brother burst into laughter: "How did you make the deal? Could it be that you bought two packs of cigarettes for King Yan and King Yan listened to you? If that's the case, then King Yan is too cunning, easier to deal with than the monkeys on Mount Emei!"
Master Wuji continued seriously, "The price of the deal was my eyes. When I was nine years old, I had a high fever. In my dream, I saw King Yan. King Yan said that I was the reincarnation of a spirit boy and wanted to take me to the underworld to be an official. I refused. I said I didn't want to be an official. I wanted to stay in the human world to save sentient beings. So we made a deal. I paid with a pair of eyes, and King Yan allowed me to intervene in the six realms of reincarnation."
"My abilities are limited, so of course I will prioritize helping those around me. Whoever joins my group will be reborn into a wealthy family. As for those who speak rudely, I will make them work like slaves for the rest of their lives. Young man, be careful what you say!"
The voice of Master Wuji echoed in the room, and the smile on Lame Brother's face disappeared. Perhaps his words were too intimidating, and everyone in the room fell silent. For a moment, no one dared to confront the master. Even if they did not believe it, they were unwilling to bear the vicious curse of "reducing to the status of an ox or a horse."
The live broadcast room was already full of bullet screens, and everyone's comments were varied:
[Although it's fake, I hope it's real! If I could really choose, I would want to be the child I pushed for the rest of my life. I would be so happy! ]
[If it were me, I would find a harmonious family to reincarnate into. My parents quarrel every day in this life, and it makes my head explode.]
[Alas, Master Wuji is right. What's the point of working hard? Even if I work overtime until the early morning every day, I can't compare to the boss's son. Amniotic fluid is the biggest watershed in life...]
[Stop, stop, stop. I say, why are you all choosing one by one? This is an old liar! If you continue to choose, you will easily become the target of the liar's fraud! ]
[With so many people who love to fantasize, no wonder this pyramid scheme has been able to grow so big, haha]
Others dared not speak, but Jiang Liyi dared to speak. She grew up in a single-parent family and overcame many difficulties on her own. She never believed in the concept of "fate". She asked directly:
"Well, Master Wuji, if your ability is really as powerful as you say, why don't you go and reincarnate? Now that you have reincarnated into the family of the world's richest man, doesn't that mean you don't have to give speeches here?"
Master Wuji laughed and did not answer. The assistant named Xiaofang beside him immediately spoke for him: "The reason why Master is still here is to save all living beings. You should be grateful for Master's selfless dedication and listen to Master's teachings sincerely!"
Jiang Liyi asked: "How many successful cases do you have?"
Master Wuji clasped his hands and said, "There are countless of them. For example, the son of Beijing tycoon Shen Yishan who was born two years ago is the reincarnation of my client. The daughter of famous singer Chen Bingbing who was born earlier this year is also the reincarnation of my client. And..."
Jiang Liyi raised her eyebrows and asked, "How can you prove it? Can you let these children come over and speak for you?"
Master Wuji shook his head: "Haha, girl, you are really making things difficult for me. As we all know, people who have reincarnated will drink Meng Po soup to wash away their memories of their past lives. Although these children were once my customers, they no longer remember me. Even if they were standing here today, they would not speak for me."
Jiang Liyi was about to make a mockery, but the master suddenly changed the subject and pointed at Xiaofang next to her: "Although those children can't, Xiaofang can prove it for me. Look, she is only nine years old this year, but she is eloquent, mature, and can even solve advanced math problems. Do you think she is a child prodigy? In fact, she is not. She is just an ordinary person who didn't drink Meng Po soup."
The master said, recalling the past: "Ten years ago, I was traveling in the human world and met Xiaofang in Jiangnan. She was forty years old at the time, in the late stage of cancer, and was suffering from the disease. After seeing my magical ability, she decided to join my group. I asked her what kind of afterlife she wanted, and she actually said that she wanted to be by my side and be my assistant in the afterlife. So after she died, I specially asked the underworld to make some concessions so that Xiaofang would not have to drink Mengpo soup, so that we can meet again in this life."
Xiaofang stood up, raised her head and said to everyone: "If you don't believe me, you can come and test me!"
As soon as this was said, everyone became interested and asked Xiaofang questions one after another. Xiaofang answered them fluently, and it was obvious that her mind and knowledge were at the level of an adult, not like that of an elementary school student at all.
Perhaps because he had been poor for too long, Lame Brother was even a little tempted. He took the initiative to ask, "Master Wuji, if I buy your reincarnation service, how much will it cost? It must be very expensive, right?"
Master Wuji waved his hand and said, "No, no, there is no threshold. As long as the customer is 100% sincere, I am willing to serve the customer."
Lame Brother was confused when he heard this: "What do you mean?"
Master Wuji had no choice but to make it clearer: "Give me whatever you have. I want all the property under your name."
Lame Brother was shocked: "You want all my wealth?"
Master Wuji nodded and said, "Very good. If you agree, write your will now. After you die, I will be your designated sole heir. Remember to sign and stamp your handprint. I can register your reincarnation now. Tell me, whose family do you want to go to?"
As soon as the money was mentioned, Lame Brother sobered up immediately. He shook his head, as if shaking out the water in his brain: "No, no, that's nonsense. If I write a will like this, can't you kill me at any time? Besides, even if I die, my heirs should be my parents. Why should it depend on you?"
Master Wuji smiled and said, "No, you worry too much. Now we live in a society ruled by law. How could I dare to kill you? Anyway, you will go to your family in the next life to enjoy wealth and honor. Why bother about your current property? I need to take risks to help you change your fate. If I don't charge you, it would be unfair to me. If you are not at ease, you can think about it again. But I have to tell you that the number of reincarnations of rich people is limited, first come first served."
Xiao Fang next to him said, "You are really foolish. You don't cherish the opportunity. How many people want it but can't get it! You have a connection with our master, so the master is willing to help you. Don't think that the master cares about your little tricks. If you ask me, you are really too narrow-minded. Anyway, you are going to be a prince of a rich family. Why are you still clinging to this life?"
This made Lame Bro break out in a cold sweat. He became more sober: "Are you encouraging me to die? You are inciting suicide. You are committing a crime. Do you know that?!"
Xiaofang pouted: "Humph, I didn't say that, it's you who has the problem of understanding."
The atmosphere was tense for a moment. Jiang Liyi looked at the two people coldly and suddenly remembered the incident of her own shop. She suddenly asked Jiang Yun: "Mom, did you also write such a will?"
Jiang Yun admitted embarrassedly: "Yes, Mom also wrote it, baby, you must think Mom is stupid, but I don't have much savings in my name, it's just a shop, I did this for my next life..."
Jiang Liyi was immediately furious: "Mom, you are so stupid! Do you also want to be reborn into a rich family? I remember that you are obviously not a greedy person. Even if you want money, you can ask me! Why do you believe the words of an old liar?"
Jiang Yun shook her head: "No, Mom is not doing this for money. Mom wants to be with you in the next life! I want to live with you in the same family and watch you grow up. Only precise reincarnation can make my wish come true. Baby, the master has promised me. As long as you join the group and write a will, the master will arrange for us to reincarnate as twins. Aren't you happy?"
Jiang Liyi held her forehead in despair: "I was wrong, I was really wrong, I shouldn't have let you stay alone in your hometown, it's only been a while since we last met, and you've been brainwashed into this..."
Jiang Yun looked at her daughter awkwardly. Neither mother nor daughter could understand each other. At this moment, Bai Mian suddenly stood up.
She crossed her arms, looked at Master Wuji with a half-smile, and asked, "Master, may I ask into which family do you plan to reincarnate them?"
Master Wuji spread his hands and said, "It depends on their personal wishes. With my ability, I can arrange it for any family."
"Is a celebrity's home also okay?" Bai Mian asked.
Master Wuji: “Of course!”
"So... can she?"
Bai Mian slowly took out his cell phone, only to see a piece of gossip on it -
"At nine o'clock this morning, paparazzi photographed actress Qin Yujun entering and leaving the maternity hospital accompanied by her assistant. She was wearing a mask, her hair was sloppy, her belly was slightly protruding, and she was wearing maternity clothes. She seemed to be pregnant. Oh, this is strange. I remember that she had just joined the crew of "The Female General Who Reigns Over the Nation". Could it be that she has had another love affair and is planning to give up her career and stay on the crew to take care of the baby?"