Chapter 16 Pick his pocket!
If I have to endure such hardship in the first thirty years to gain the sweetness of the next forty, I can't figure out whether it's worth it.
There was a heated discussion in the barrage on this issue.
Shigure did not participate in the discussion.
There is no way to come to a definitive conclusion about this thing, but one thing is certain.
You have to walk the road ahead by yourself, and only the ones you take step by step will count.
[Anchor, anchor, is there another divination today?]
[My seaside estate is ready. Don't fight with me. I have to taste the saltiness myself today!]
The person speaking is an old viewer of the live broadcast room.
He was one of the first few people to appear since the live broadcast room came into being.
I had been hesitant before and was reluctant to take action, but now that I have watched a few games, no matter how much I don’t believe it, I want to go down and try it out to see what Shi Yu can say.
But Shi Yu gestured for a pause, "There's no rush for the next divination. Let's wait a few minutes."
No one knew what Shi Yu was waiting for, and she didn't say anything, so the netizens just started chatting among themselves.
Some people were talking about the Xiao He Tang Shui that had just gone off the air, while others were talking about Chen Ergou.
But no matter what they said, Shi Yu just watched, and occasionally said a few words but it was just small talk.
About three minutes later, a video application popped up in the live broadcast room. The ID of the application was exactly the forensic doctor Chen Ergou that everyone was talking about just now!
[Luckily, this guy paid today, otherwise I'd be jealous if he connected three times in one divination.]
Shi Yu smiled without saying anything and reached out to accept the connection.
Opposite him was still Song Changsheng's serious face.
"Hello, Captain. We meet again."
Song Changsheng opened his mouth, he really didn't know what to say. He always felt that relying on fortune-telling to solve the case was a bit unreliable.
As a result, Chen Ergou couldn't wait any longer and simply took the phone back, "Captain, let me do it!"
"Host, you see, I got my first fortune told by you. If you can't figure out the matter of the female corpse, you won't feel at ease with your money, right? Look...why don't you do us another favor?"
Chen Ergou said this shamelessly.
It’s not that he’s reluctant to spend another three thousand yuan.
It's just that he has a very smart brain.
There are already more than 20,000 people in the live broadcast room. In addition to the incident of the water flowing in the river just now, many people, even if they still don’t believe it, are still willing to give it a try.
Among these 20,000 people, even if only one percent have this idea, that would still be hundreds of people vying for it.
He was not sure about his hand speed.
It would be better to be thick-skinned and follow up on your previous story.
Shi Yu said, "That's not necessary. I am very relieved to receive the divination fee!"
As long as she has no morals, morality cannot hold her hostage!
Before Chen Ergou could show his shameless skills, Shi Yu stretched and said, "Alright, alright, get everyone over here. I'll take a look for you."
Chen Ergou glanced at the suspects standing in a row in front of him, then looked at Shi Yu on the screen.
"That's amazing! I haven't even told you what I need help with yet, how did you know I needed to be recognized?"
Shi Yu rolled his eyes speechlessly, "What do I ask?"
"If I don't even have this little bit of skill, how can I still have the nerve to tell fortunes here?"
【???】
[If the host says so, then what are all the fortune-telling I did before? ]
【Think you are rich.】
【Thank you, that's very well said. Please don't say it next time. 】
Song Changsheng had a hard time holding back, he usually didn't smile.
Unless you can't hold it anymore.
He simply slapped Chen Ergou on the head and said, "Get down to business!"
The connected picture was reversed, and four or five middle-aged men appeared on the other half of the screen. From their clothes, it could be seen that they were all employees of the funeral home.
Shi Yu only took a quick look and pointed to the bald man on the far left, "Let him stay, and let the others go."
So careless?
Chen Ergou glanced at Song Changsheng, then looked at Shi Yu cautiously, "Anchor, aren't you going to ask? Are you sure you're not making a mistake?"
The funeral home staff had obviously heard Shi Yu's words. The bald uncle among them couldn't stand it anymore, "How dare you talk nonsense like that, little girl!"
"This is the police arresting someone, hey, I haven't offended you!"
After just two sentences, the bald uncle came up and tried to snatch the phone, "This is how you handle cases, arresting people by relying on a charlatan to deceive people! I don't accept it!"
"You don't accept it? Then, do you accept it with the ladies' underwear in your left trouser pocket?"
Shigure rested his chin on one hand, looking at the screen lazily.
[Fuck, I met a pervert! ]
[What kind of women's underwear? Is there anything I can't see as a VIP?]
[Ergou, come on! Pick his pockets!]
The netizens were just joking, but Chen Ergou really did it. When the bald uncle heard Shi Yu's words, his first reaction was disbelief, and his second action was to cover his pockets.
However, although Chen Ergou is a forensic doctor, his movements are really fast.
With a fake move, a pair of lotus pink lace women's underwear appeared in his hand.
Before coming, Song Changsheng and Chen Ergou checked the backgrounds of these people. The bald uncle's parents had passed away long ago and he had never been married in his life.
There is no wife or daughter at home.
Then the origin of this pair of underwear... is very suspicious.
Song Changsheng grabbed the bald uncle's hands and twisted them behind his back. "Tell me, where did you get that thing?"
"I...Is it not okay for me to buy it?" The bald uncle glared at Shi Yu fiercely, "Who said men can't buy women's underwear? Is that illegal?"
"Yeah?"
Shi Yu raised his eyelids and said, "This is the female corpse sent by the funeral home yesterday. It was just cremated this morning. Her husband hasn't passed away yet."
"How about we take the things and let the husband identify them?" Shi Yu leaned closer, his tone teasing, "What do you think the sentence for molesting a corpse is?"
Song Changsheng: “!!!”
For a moment, he even wanted to throw the man out.
What kind of dirty stuff is this!
The bald man's expression changed several times.
He couldn't understand why those women lying there motionless were just waiting for him to go to sleep?
How can something that is consensual between us be considered as molestation?
But the bald man also knew that he couldn't say these words, otherwise he would really be drowned in saliva. His face flushed red as he uttered, "What evidence do you have? Be careful or I will sue you for slander!"
"You think that the body has been cremated and there is no evidence to prove that you did anything, right?" Shi Yu said in a light tone.
There is nothing that can be done about the destruction of evidence.
"If you just satisfy your disgusting habits, we really can't do anything to you, but who made you so greedy?" Shi Yu looked at Song Changsheng, "Captain, arrest him, there is evidence at his residence."
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