Chapter 34: Burning a Hundred Boyfriends is a Way to File a Complaint
"He will get his comeuppance."
After saying this, Yun Shu hung up the phone without saying who the person was.
Father Zuo dared not bother her again.
After hanging up the phone, Yun Shu started a live stream making paper offerings; today's offerings were for the mother and daughter.
Shortly after the live stream started, a premium VIP colored comment appeared on the screen: "Yun Shu, your service is unreliable! I'm going to report you!"
Yun Shu: ?
Her service is so good, how could she be unreliable!
Yun Shu frowned unhappily.
She glanced at the account with the luxurious VIP colorful bullet screen and discovered it belonged to one of her big customers—the guy who bought his sister a hundred paper-mache boyfriends.
Yun Shu asked in confusion, "Why is my service unreliable? Did your sister not receive it and come to you in your dream in the middle of the night to scold you?"
The other party replied, "My sister should have received it, but I didn't ask for after-sales service. However, my sister came to me at night! Do you know how terrifying it is when you're sleeping soundly in the middle of the night and suddenly find a female ghost squatting next to your bed?!"
This female ghost is my own sister! Even scarier! She's been squatting by my bedside, and she curses at me every night! Last night was even more terrifying—she got a hundred of her boyfriends to beat me up!
Yun Shu: "..."
[Hahaha, this guy is killing me with laughter. If you burned a hundred boyfriends for your sister, wouldn't she be overwhelmed and come after you?]
I agree. Let alone a hundred boyfriends, I couldn't handle even ten!
Even if his sister is a time management master, a hundred is still too many. Even if she changes her every night, it would still take more than three months to sleep with them all!
【I have a great idea: get one hundred of your sister's boyfriends working in a factory, and then have them give all their monthly wages to your sister.】
[You upstairs are good at giving advice.]
Yun Shu scratched her head and asked, "What did your sister say when she scolded you? Did she think a hundred boyfriends were too many?"
She called me an idiot, a moron, and brainless; I don't know if she thought a hundred was too many.
Yun Shu's lips twitched. "Didn't you sense it from your sister's tone?"
[If there were too many, she should have told me! But she didn't, so how would I know! She kept cursing at me and even brought those paper effigies of boyfriends to beat me up! What kind of sister is she!]
Yun Shu pondered for a moment, "Your sister is right, you really don't have much of a brain."
[...]
"I don't care, I've paid so much money, you have to resolve this for me! If she brings her boyfriends to beat me up again tonight, I'll be beaten to death sooner or later!"
If I die, I'm doomed. I'll run into her in the underworld, and she'll beat me up every day!
Yun Shu was speechless for a moment, then said, "Come to my house when it gets dark. I'll ask your sister to come over and ask her carefully. Only after she explains the reason can I help you solve it."
Okay, send me the address.
Yun Shu sent his address to his private message.
After posting, Yun Shu continued making paper offerings and then answered some questions from netizens.
When it got dark, Yun Shu originally wanted to end the broadcast immediately, but the netizens refused.
[Yun Shu, don't end the stream! I still want to know why that guy's sister hit him today!]
[9494, keep broadcasting, host!]
"You can summon souls from the underworld directly? I don't believe it unless you show it to me live!"
Will his sister bring a hundred boyfriends? I want to see that spectacular sight too!
Seeing the comments, Yun Shu had no choice but to say, "I need to ask him for his permission before I can broadcast his family affairs to you."
Okay, go ask them!
[Waiting for the live stream!]
Yun Shu then contacted that client via private message.
His name was Chu Xingchen, and he readily agreed to the plan, even asking Yun Shu, "Can a ghost appearing in front of the camera be broadcast live?"
Yun Shu replied, "The ability to see ghosts."
What does that mean?
Yun Shu: [Weak strength means weak magnetic field, so you can't see it; strong strength means you can see it.]
After Yun Shu replied, Chu Xingchen said he had arrived at the entrance of the residential area, so Yun Shu took her phone and went downstairs.
Arrived at the entrance of the residential area.
Yun Shu saw a flashy dark green convertible sports car parked outside, with a young man wearing a trendy hoodie standing beside it.
Wow, that's the latest limited-edition Lamborghini! This guy's family is really rich! No wonder he bought his sister a hundred boyfriends in one go!
[If his sister hadn't died, she could probably support a hundred boyfriends right now. Seriously, did she really never have a relationship before she died? I find it hard to believe.]
[Maybe he's picky. This guy's pretty, and his sister must be beautiful too. They're rich and beautiful, so he definitely wouldn't just fall for anyone.]
"Yun Shu!"
Chu Xingchen waved to Yun Shu, who then walked over, carrying an iron basin with three incense sticks and a stack of bound talismans inside.
"These are the Return Incense and the Soul-Returning Talisman. Light them over there and silently recite your sister's birth date and time. She will come in a little while."
Yun Shu gave him the iron basin.
Chu Xingchen took it, looked around, and then asked her mysteriously, "Then... what if my sister comes and hits me?"
Let me tell you, my sister was fierce when she was alive, but I think she's even fiercer now that she's dead—definitely one of the most ferocious ghosts ever! They say ghosts and humans live in different dimensions, and normally ghosts can't touch people, but my sister hit me really hard yesterday!
After Chu Xingchen finished speaking, she pointed to the bruise at the corner of her eye and the cut at the corner of her mouth, "This is where she whipped me, it still hurts!"
"That's pretty fierce."
Yun Shu examined the injury on his face. Although he was injured, there was no residual ghost energy on him, which meant that his sister had held back.
Yun Shu said, "I will try my best to stop her. You should burn all these things first."
"That's good!"
Hearing Yun Shu say this, Chu Xingchen felt relieved. He walked to the corner Yun Shu pointed to, squatted down, and burned the Return Incense and the Soul-Returning Talisman.
The place was rather remote, and there were hardly any people passing by; only Yun Shu and Chu Xingchen were there.
Yun Shu's phone is still broadcasting live.
Not long after Chu Xingchen finished burning the items, viewers in the live stream noticed some white mist rising nearby, making the scene appear somewhat blurry.
Immediately afterwards, a series of crisp clanging sounds of chains rang out, and a black figure rapidly approached through the white blur of vision.
She arrived in front of me very quickly.
She is Chu Xingchen's older sister, Chu Xingnan. Chu Xingnan has very beautiful features, but her face is deathly pale and her lips are bright red, making her look like she is not alive.
"You little brat, you dare to come looking for me?"
When Chu Xingnan saw Chu Xingchen, a surge of anger ignited in her eyes. She grabbed the chain in her hand and began to whip Chu Xingchen wildly, making him jump around like a monkey.
"Sister, stop! Yun Shu, save me!"
Yun Shu was taken aback when she saw Chu Xingnan's appearance. Not only was Chu Xingnan holding the chains of the underworld officials, but he was also wearing their official robes.
Yun Shu said blankly, "Chu Xingchen, your sister passed the exam to become a civil servant in the Underworld. There are regulations for civil servants in the Underworld that they cannot keep male concubines."
Chu Xingchen: ?
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