Chapter 14: After-sales service needed. If you don't see the ghost, you're out of the internet.
Lu Shijing said expressionlessly, "Didn't you tell me to accept it? You're twisting my head if I don't."
Yun Shu pointed to a corner by the door, "I was talking to it, not to you."
Lu Shijing: "..."
[This handsome man in a suit seems to be the president of this entertainment company and the heir to the Lu family, the largest family business in the capital!]
[Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! I also thought Yun Shu wanted to make a paper effigy of her boss. I was even thinking that Yun Shu was going to such lengths to avoid going to work, actually trying to send her boss away.]
[Mr. Lu: I was terrified at the time.]
When Yun Shu brought the braised pork back, they saw that in the paper bowl, Yun Shu was gradually reducing the size of the paper-cut braised pork cubes.
Once the braised pork was completely eaten, the paper bowl spontaneously combusted and burned to ashes.
Yun Shu then got up and said to Lu Shijing, "It probably came here because you were here. The yin energy is heavy at night, so go home early."
During the meeting just now, Lu Shijing felt the amulet around his neck getting hot, probably because something evil was getting close and the amulet was protecting him.
He was silent for a moment, then asked Yun Shu, "What is it?"
Yun Shu tidied up the incense ash on the ground. "Little rascal, but don't worry, he's already gone and won't come looking for you tonight."
"Um."
Lu Shi nodded at the scenic spot.
He saw Yun Shu holding a bag, hesitated for a moment, and asked, "Shall I take you home?"
"OK."
Yun Shu readily agreed.
The company is quite far from her home, and taking a taxi would be expensive. If she chooses to take the subway or bus, she will be squeezed to death by the evening rush hour crowds.
The two left first, and the company executives who were still in the conference room exchanged glances, their eyes filled with surprise.
Didn't President Lu divorce her? Last time, Yun Shu deliberately made a paper cake to curse President Lu on his birthday in order to get revenge!
You made up so quickly?
After returning home, Yun Shu started making paper figurines and also started live streaming, attracting fans who had switched from talent shows.
The competition is the day after tomorrow, and you're still making paper offerings here? You're really something!
[Let's randomly select another netizen today to receive a debt repayment charm! I want to see those bad guys get what they deserve!]
Seeing everyone's comments, Yun Shu replied, "A customer ordered a hundred paper effigies. Making paper effigies is very laborious, so I can't use the debt-repaying talisman casually anymore. As for talent shows, let's leave it to fate."
Is Yun Shu now open for business?
Yun Shu: "This is not my area of expertise, but the company asked me to participate, so I had no choice but to go."
No wonder you were in such a hurry to leave work.
[Speaking of which, Yun Shu's paper-crafting skills are truly excellent; this paper-crafted handsome man is incredibly lifelike.]
[These days, being single for too long makes me swoon over paper cutouts, hahaha, can a real person use one? Make me one just like the paper cutout!]
Yun Shu: "Thank you for the compliment, but you can't use paper effigy on a living person. You can use it once you're dead."
"...Then forget it."
Yun Shu put the paper effigy of a handsome man aside. The handsome man was actually quite good, but he only had one eye socket, which was blank and no pupils were drawn on.
[This isn't finished yet! How come you're already moving on to the next one? The eyes aren't even drawn on yet. He's already this handsome without the eyes; with them on, he'll be irresistible to all the female ghosts!]
Yun Shu: "You can't put eyes on paper effigies."
[Hmm, I think it's just so-so. It's only slightly more refined than the funeral supply stores in my hometown. It's definitely not worth five thousand yuan.]
[It wasn't worth it to begin with. The person who bought the paper effigy is definitely a shill. These streamers all use the same trick: grab attention, then start their livestream sales to scam money!]
Whether burning this stuff will have any effect is unknown; cutting chives is the most convenient way to prepare it.
After Yun Shu finished making one paper effigy, the rest went smoothly, and she quickly made several more before she noticed that the comments section was arguing again.
Yun Shu said, "I said there is after-sales service. As long as the customer who buys the paper offerings wants, I can send my relatives to thank you. If the relatives are happy, they might even bestow some good fortune upon you, such as having great luck recently."
【Is Zun Du fake Du?】
[Do you have a link? I want to buy one, the kind with after-sales service! I've been an adventurer for so many years and I've never seen a ghost! If your after-sales service is useless, how about you shut down the live stream and quit the internet!]
Yun Shu's live stream became popular in just a few days, and she even trended on social media, making many of her peers envious. The person who posted this comment was an adventure streamer.
When the original owner was doing paranormal adventure live streams, his viewership and number of fans were far less than his, but now Yun Shu has more than twice as many fans as him, which inevitably makes him a little jealous.
His account name is "Angkor Adventure".
After seeing this, Yun Shu checked his account data before saying, "You've been to so many places with heavy yin energy, and you haven't gotten into trouble yet because someone below is protecting you. What kind of paper offering do you want? Different things have different prices."
Upon hearing this, Angkor's expression turned strange as he thought of his mother, who had passed away five years prior.
He grew up in a single-parent family, raised by his mother from a young age. But just as his live-streaming career was starting to take off, before he could provide his mother with a better life, she passed away.
This is Angkor's biggest regret.
He then posted a comment on the live stream saying, "I want a paper villa, the three-story kind, to burn for my mom. If your after-sales service can get my mom to come looking for me, I, Wu Jin, will quit the internet and be loyal to you for life!"
Yun Shu: "Okay, if you don't see your mother, I'll quit the internet. The paper villa is priced at 20,000. You can add me to pay the deposit first."
Wu Jin added Yun Shu's contact information, sent her his mother's birth date and time, and a deposit.
After doing all this, he felt a faint expectation deep inside him, which made him chuckle.
"He's just another charlatan who pretends to be a ghost online. How could he possibly let me see my mom?"
He finished speaking to himself, then felt a little lost, "Sigh, after Mom passed away, she never even appeared in my dreams. I've almost forgotten what she looks like."
After receiving Wu Jin's deposit, Yun Shu first made several paper figures, and then stayed up all night to make a paper villa.
The document contained Wu Jin's mother's birth date and time, and she recorded a video of it before burning it.
Yun Shu sent the video to Wu Jin, saying, "I've already burned it for your mom. She should receive it this afternoon, and she'll probably come over to chat with you tonight."
Wu Jin: [...]
I'm a little scared but also a little excited. What's going on?
After dropping off the child, Yun Shu went home to catch up on sleep.
Today is the day before the variety show position evaluation. Trainees can go to the performance venue to check it out and familiarize themselves with the environment. Everyone went except Yun Shu.
She didn't wake up until evening, and then she continued making paper figurines. She even forgot to go live because she was rushing to meet the deadline.
Wu Jin and other netizens were all waiting to watch her live stream, but she never started. Wu Jin and some netizens felt that Yun Shu was going to have a mishap and was hiding and afraid to go live.
Wu Jin, however, started a live stream from home.
He looked at the time and said, "Brothers, it's almost 2 a.m. and the after-sales service still hasn't arrived. It looks like my 20,000 yuan is going down the drain."
No wonder Yun Shu hasn't been livestreaming; she's feeling guilty! Hopefully, she'll keep her promise tomorrow, delete her account, and leave the internet!
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