Chapter 160: What do you think this is?
As a result, before she could say anything.
Then Xiao Douzi laughed and said, "Mom, look what we found on the beach? Does it look like my dad's chirp?"
The picture comes from the Internet
After he said this, the whole place fell silent, and Zhou Xiaomei was even more dumbfounded!
Who would have thought that Xiao Douzi was not done with what he said. He scratched his head and said a little embarrassedly: "No, my dad's is not that big! It's twice as big as my dad's!"
Zhou Xiaomei's expression was about to crack!
The whole audience suddenly burst into laughter! !
Some older sisters-in-law even covered their mouths when they laughed.
"Hahaha, Xiaomei, is what your little bean said accurate?"
"Hahaha, you know what, this thing really looks like that thing!!"
"I am dying of laughter. Your little bean is so bold!"
"Oh my god, it's twice as big as your Lao Sun's thing! Lao Sun doesn't look that small!"
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Zhou Xiaomei's face turned red with embarrassment!
How dare this child say anything?
She was really mad at him!
He stepped forward and twisted his ear.
"What nonsense are you talking about! What the hell is this!"
As she said that, she slapped the thing in his hand and sent it flying, then walked away angrily carrying him.
The little Bean covered his ears and cried out in pain!
"What are you doing? You bad woman! I'm not kidding, this thing just looks very similar, and there are so many of them on the beach, all over the beach... If you don't believe me, go and see, there are some that look like my dad, and some that are thinner than my dad... mmm..."
Zhou Xiaomei probably couldn't stand him anymore, so she covered his mouth and dragged him home.
Although they left, the sisters-in-law seemed to be intrigued by her.
Even dirty jokes started to be told.
"Hey, you guys think, is their old Sun really that young?"
"Who knows? Your man is bigger than this thing?"
"Fuck you! Your man is bigger than this thing!"
The others were instantly amused.
"Oh, so your man is smaller than this thing!"
"Ha ha ha ha........"
Everyone followed suit and enjoyed the music.
Even Sun Meimei blushed as she looked at the thing on the ground and said with a smile: "You know what, this thing really does look like it..."
Jian Qiu's face turned even redder, but Wang Chunxiang reached out and picked up the thing carelessly.
"Hey, little thing, you're so pretty!"
As she said that, she turned her head and looked at Song Shiwei: "Weiwei, you know a lot, tell me what this thing is? Why does it look like this?"
After asking this question, they realized that Song Shiwei's eyes were actually glowing when he looked at this thing! !
Wang Chunxiang's eyes widened.
"No way, Weiwei... Tingyue doesn't look that young, do you really need to have such an expression?"
As soon as she finished speaking, Song Shiwei hit her shoulder hard.
"What are you thinking about? I'm so excited because this thing is good!"
When they heard Song Shiwei say it was a good thing, Sun Meimei and Wang Chunxiang were immediately excited.
"What good stuff? Weiwei, tell me! Can I make money again?"
They have almost formed a conditioned reflex now, and feel that anything that Song Shiwei calls a good thing must be extraordinary!
Even Jian Qiu looked expectant.
Song Shiwei smiled helplessly.
"Don't get excited, don't get excited, this thing is food, it's called sea cucumber, and it tastes really delicious!"
In her previous life, when she was doing a seafood special, this sea cucumber was very expensive!
One pound of it, including the soup, costs her several hundred dollars! The most expensive one is three hundred yuan per kilogram!
What you can eat is its outer skin.
If you really remove the internal organs and water, you can only get half of the weight left, which is really funny.
Basically, I bought it for several hundred dollars, which is only enough for one stir-fry.
Unexpectedly, this time, Xiaodouzi was actually found on the beach? And you said there are many beaches?
How could Song Shiwei not be excited?
When Sun Meimei and the others heard that it was edible and then looked at the "ugly" appearance of this thing, their faces changed.
"This thing? It's a delicacy? No, I can't even eat it just looking at it!"
Wang Chunxiang also curled her lips: "No, no, when I see this thing, I can't help but think of the scene that Xiao Douzi said was like his father. I really can't eat it!"
Song Shiwei looked at Jian Qiu, and Jian Qiu also hurriedly shook his head.
"No, no, no, I can't do that even more!"
Seeing that the three of them were waving their hands, Song Shiwei had no choice but to stand up.
"Well, it seems like you guys are not worthy of it, so I have to eat it myself!"
As she said this, she was about to go home to get a bucket and pliers, but Sun Meimei was still worried.
But the three of them still had to work, and no one could go with her, so they had to give her instructions.
"You better be careful, don't get so close to the sea, don't slip with your big belly!"
Song Shiwei waved his hand without even turning his head.
"Don't worry! I'll pay attention!"
In fact, she was already very excited.
Sea cucumber! ! tasty! ! ! I am coming! ! !
But when she arrived at the beach with the bucket, she almost fainted!
Be good! ! Did this heavy rain disturb the nest of sea cucumbers?
A beach full of sea cucumbers! ! !
They are everywhere, there is no place to stay!
Occasionally, a few villagers from the surrounding area came to catch sea cucumbers, and when they saw these sea cucumbers, they shook their heads.
Who eats this?
They are literally looking for seafood in sea intestines!
It’s a pity that there are so many sea cucumbers that I can’t tell which is the seafood!
Many people who went to the beach shook their heads and went home carrying their buckets!
It did attract a few kids who were playing with sea cucumbers as if they were loaches!
Song Shiwei was stunned for a long time, and then he was ecstatic when he reacted!
Oh my god, so many sea sausages! This time she can finally achieve complete freedom!
Use pliers to pick them up one by one and put them into the bucket.
However, as I was picking up the fish, I saw that the bucket was almost full, and then I looked at the countless sea cucumbers on the beach.
Song Shiwei felt like crying again.
She can’t finish eating so many sea cucumbers!
The key lies in the reactions of the island residents and those in the family compound. They won’t eat this stuff!
There are so many sea cucumbers on this beach that she couldn’t finish them even if she spent a week!
The key is, once the sky clears up and the beach becomes dry, these sea cucumbers will probably die soon!
It's such a waste of resources!
What a pity! What a pity!
When Song Shiwei thought about the things he wanted to eat but couldn't in his previous life, and could only watch them die in front of him in this life, he felt like a dozen kittens were scratching him at the same time.
It was so itchy that she scratched her ears and cheeks!
If only there was some way to preserve it!
As she stroked her chin and looked at the densely packed sea cucumbers, she suddenly had an idea.
If all these sea cucumbers are made into sea cucumber rice noodle, they should be able to be preserved for a long time.
Moreover, if she couldn't finish the food herself, she could sell it to Zhou Lianhai, who worked in a state-owned restaurant. He must be under a lot of pressure now because after the country allowed individual economy, there were more street vendors and some even planned to open restaurants.
The things sold by self-employed individuals are cheap, which is also a shock to them!
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