Chapter 143 The Years Taken Away
“Guaranteed authenticity.”
"But you..." Old White pointed at her clothes and then her hair: "Did you not go to the No Man's Land at all? Or is there a movie studio hidden in the No Man's Land?"
Xiaoqing's hair used to be short to her ears. How long has she been in the no-man's land? It's been less than two months, how come her hair has grown below her shoulders? ?
"Old White! Uncle! How can you talk like that? If you continue like this, I won't take care of you in your old age."
With this tone, who else could it be but Xiaoqing?
Lao Bai slapped her on the back of her head and said, "Want to regret it? No way!" He also grabbed a handful of her hair and said, "It's really not a wig, strange!"
Ye Qinglan laughed.
"Hurry up and tell me, what's wrong with you?"
Talking about business, Ye Qinglan put away his smile.
At this time, only Lao Bai and she were in the room. He scanned the room again and said:
"Uncle, this time was extraordinary. I saw real dragons, golden dragons, colorful phoenixes, golden phoenixes, real blue birds (qingluan)... and took photos. Many strange things also happened."
The camera on her was not processed, but the cameras that An Yao and the others brought in were processed when they came out.
Lao Bai couldn't remain calm anymore after hearing this, and stood up from his chair: "Really?"
Ye Qinglan nodded.
"As scientists have speculated, there are alien civilizations in the universe. I've been there. My hair and clothes are proof of that. The timeline speed in the outside world is different from that in here, so it's so long."
Lao Bai!!! ...
Lao Bai was so shocked that he couldn't speak for a long time.
But in fact, she herself was not too shocked by these things, mainly because she herself was a time traveler from Earth. If she could travel through time, and this world had so many superpowers, then what else could not be done? She even thought that this world had spiritual energy and it was normal for it to have dragons, which could explain the appearance of so many superpowers.
Besides, on that day, she had learned about the matter from Shenlong and was ready to return.
Who knew that just as he was about to walk out of the cave, a strong wind blew up inside the cave. It was the phoenix trying to leave the cave, but the dragon did not allow it and started fighting with it again.
The phoenix was defeated and thrown out by the dragon. The phoenix was very angry and took her away!
Long was about to chase Ye Qinglan, but Feng Huang said, "I'll take her out to play, and I'll bring her back to you when she's done playing."
This took away, and in the blink of an eye it was nearly a hundred years.
The phoenix is actually not that bad, it's quite good.
First, he took Ye Qinglan back to his nest, which was built on a mountain range that was above the world of immortal cultivation and interstellar civilization. He didn't do anything to trick her, just asked her to clean the palace and listened to her talk about human life and development.
She was not too dissatisfied with this. First, in the face of absolute power, being able to bend and stretch is the hard truth; second, if Phoenix did not take her out, she might not be able to see the outside world for several more lifetimes, and she was quite grateful to Phoenix for this.
So in the Phoenix Palace, she was very obedient and did whatever she was told.
This is the phoenix, picky and offensive.
It was curious about human food, so Ye Qinglan took great pains to prepare it. But it took a bite, waved its paw, and roared:
"Isn't this pig food? Why do you humans eat pig food every day? It's ridiculous. You, a tiny human, actually feed me pig food! What a jerk! What a jerk! Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, you..."
That day, Ye Qinglan's clothes were stained with Phoenix's saliva, but Ye Qinglan didn't mind at all, because the saliva sprayed by the Phoenix is a good medicine for longevity.
She immediately took a bowl and took the water: "Yes, yes, yes, you are right, I am giving you pig food, you spray me, keep spraying, spray hard!"
Phoenix: “…” She was so angry that her hair stood on end.
Another time, she told the phoenix that they had bombs, and the phoenix waved its claws and blew up half of the mountain, then asked arrogantly: "How do your bombs compare to my fireballs?"
How can we compare? How can we compare? We are the ones who throw the bombs, and you are the bomber!!
Suddenly the Phoenix started humming a song in a cocky way.
When Ye Qinglan saw its expression, he knew that the phoenix was arrogant and liked to listen to flattery.
Lao Bai had taught her for so long that she knew a thing or two about the ways of the world and how to read people's expressions. She immediately started to flatter him sincerely:
"Master Phoenix, really, I have never seen a phoenix in my two lifetimes. Thanks to you, I have the honor to see a phoenix, the honor to see a real dragon, the honor to... In short, without you, there would be no Ye Qinglan today. If I can go back in the future, I will definitely make a golden statue for you in our temple. Uh, the golden statue may not work——"
When she heard that even the golden body was not possible, Feng Huang immediately looked at her sideways!
Ye Qinglan explained, "It's not that I'm dishonest. First, I don't have money and second, my identity doesn't allow it. In my original world, I was a public official, similar to the law enforcement beasts here. If I were to make a golden statue, I would definitely be complained about and accused of exploiting the people, etc...."
After hearing what she said, the phoenix flapped its wings again and threw a mountain of gold in front of her: "I give it to you. All of it is yours. Go back and build a golden body for me!"
No matter who you are, facing such a mountain of gold, you will be dazed.
It blinded her old eyes.
Ye Qinglan: "But, but how can I move back?"
The gold mountain is good, but she can't move it.
Feng Huang rolled her eyes at her and said, "What's so difficult about this?"
When the wings flapped again, the mountain of gold disappeared, and all was put into a small bag.
When she saw the bag, she understood. She didn’t want to understand too much. Isn’t this the storage bag mentioned in the novels about cultivating immortals?
"I've learned a lot! You're awesome! You're the most awesome beast I've ever seen!"
“…”
Perhaps it was her inexperienced look that pleased the Phoenix, who waved her claws and threw a few storage bags in front of her, saying with disdain: "Look at your dead look, are you really interested in such a small thing? You really bring shame to our Phoenix Palace! I reward you! Don't show that kind of look again, or I'll beat you!"
No one could understand Ye Qinglan's feelings when he got the treasure.
After reacting, he rushed over and hugged the phoenix tightly: "Phoenix God, you are too generous, aren't you? Thank you, with this, I can carry countless guns and ammunition when I go out on missions in the future! The mission completion rate can definitely reach 100%! With this gold, I will definitely make a golden body for you when I go back.
I will also have a picture of you in my own home and offer it to you three times a day. If you want to eat or drink something in the future, just dream about it and I will provide it for you immediately."
The phoenix was disgusted by her disgusting behavior.
But when I heard her keep saying she wanted to go back, I felt that she was a strange person.
"It's so good here, why do you want to go back? If you beg me, I might be kind enough to let you stay and help you practice!"