Chapter 87: Secret Recipe for Having a Child

"Sister, what's your name?"

Jiang Fubao shouted.

Wake up everyone in the Jiang family.

They didn't even have time to put on their outer clothes, and Jiang Siyin even came out barefoot.

Everyone looked at her anxiously.

"Auntie drinks, drinks..."

Jiang Fubao really couldn't utter that word.

The original owner’s aunt must be a fool, right?

Who is a normal person who uses a urine pot as a water cup?

There is something wrong with this.

"Hey, did you pee in the house? How disgusting! Clean up the house quickly. You are a mother, why are you so sloppy?"

Zhang Jinlan just stepped into her daughter's room.

Just frowned.

Backed out.

"Mom, I didn't pee, what are you talking about?"

Jiang Sanhe was caught red-handed.

So embarrassing.

"You didn't pee, but your room smells like urine. Did you wet the bed?"

Zhang Jinlan pinched her nose and walked in again.

But it was different from what she imagined.

The bedding on the bed was clean.

My daughter's butt was also dry.

So what is going on.

Just as Zhang Jinlan was curious, she found that the mud under her feet became wet.

"Hey, you silly girl, are you using this house as a toilet? Although this is an old house, you can't ruin it like this! I think you are going backwards as you grow older. Even if you are desperate, you can't pee in this house. The toilet is in the backyard. What's the harm if you walk a few more steps?"

Zhang Jinlan shook her head in disgust.

She discovered that her daughter had married into her grandson's family.

Nothing is normal.

She used to be quite well behaved, always listened to what was said, and occasionally helped with housework.

But now.

Just doing some stupid things.

Now everyone is peeing in the house.

He's becoming more of an asshole as he gets older.

Even a three-year-old granddaughter couldn't do this.

"Oh, I didn't! Mom, what are you talking about? I used it!"

Jiang Sanhe was furious and she was very angry.

The boy's urine was just wasted like this.

She waited all night for it to come.

If I take a day off, I have to start all over again.

Jiang Sanhe rushed to the kitchen and got a bowl, then went to Jiang Tongtu's room and forced him to pour the liquid into the bowl.

"Aunt, I don't want to--"

"Auntie, stop pulling my ears. How can I pee if I don't have any?"

The sound of Jiang Tongtu's struggle could be heard.

The Jiang family moved to Jiang Tongtu's house.

"Stop it! What are you doing? Tongtu is so old, why are you pulling down his pants? Do you think he is the same age as Fubao, a three-year-old baby? Boys and girls should not sit at the same table at the age of seven. You are really, really!"

Zhang Jinlan was so angry that she couldn't speak.

She was breathing heavily.

Holding on to the wall, it seemed as if I would fall down in the next second.

Jiang Fubao was shocked.

"Grandma, grandma, are you okay? What happened to you?"

Jiang Fubao hugged her legs.

I was so scared that tears came out.

"Hoo~ Grandma is fine, Fubao, don't worry. Tongjin, your grandpa is still sleeping, go and wake him up."

Zhang Jinlan doesn't want to care about it anymore.

At home, the daughter is most afraid of the old man.

But the old man was a deep sleeper and would not be awakened even by thunder, so the only thing he could do was to ask his eldest grandson to call him.

After waiting for a while, two people came over.

"What's going on?"

Jiang Shoujia half-closed his eyes.

There was thick eye mucus in the corners of his eyes.

You can tell at a glance that he just woke up.

"Your daughter has gone crazy. She peed in the house, went to the kitchen to get a bowl, and took off her pants. She is simply crazy! You should control her. I can't control her. She is so angry that I am about to faint."

Zhang Jinlan sat on the small chair that Jiang Fubao brought for her.

Gasping for breath.

"What? Is what your mother said true? Did you really do these crazy things? What? Are you possessed by a ghost? I told you that you are holding your fart in. Why did you go to live with your mother for no reason? I haven't seen you back for several years. Tell me, what do you want to do? Otherwise, I will beat you to death!"

Jiang Shoujia rarely gets angry.

It looks scary.

"Dad, Mom, I'm not crazy. Oh, I'll tell you the truth. It was my mother-in-law who got a secret recipe from a relative in Lin County. She said that it should be made with the urine of a boy aged 7 or above but under 16. The first bubble in the morning is the best because it has the strongest yang energy. If the boy is over 7 years old, the younger the better.

I thought that there are so many boys in our family, and Tongtu is the most suitable age, so I chose him. As long as I use it for seven consecutive days, I will be able to conceive a son. Look, it was all scared by Fubao, and the pottery jar was broken. Tongtu, hurry up, pee again, otherwise it will be broken and I will have to start all over again. "

Jiang Sanhe's words shocked the Jiang family to death.

"What did you say? Boy's urine? Which wicked person told you this secret recipe? You are going to piss me off to death, you believe everything others say. If I ask you to eat shit, will you eat it? You are really crazy just to have a son!"

Jiang Shoujia was so angry that he felt dizzy.

Jiang Fubao had sharp eyes and quickly brought a small chair for his grandfather.

The old couple sat side by side.

The scene was really funny.

"Auntie, why do you have to take a bath first thing in the morning?"

Jiang Tongtu had no idea that his boy's urine would be used in this way.

He tugged at his trousers.

His face turned black.

"Why else? Because the first urine in the morning is the most vulgar and the most obscene! Third sister, your mother-in-law is probably deliberately making fun of you. There is no secret recipe. According to what you said, if you use boy's urine for seven days, you can give birth to a boy. How come there are so many women in the world who can't give birth? You are really stupid."

Jiang Eryong sneered.

Shaking head.

“Puff——”

"Hahaha--"

Sun Pingmei couldn't help but laughed out loud.

Next is Jiang Fubao.

Money is happy.

Everyone was laughing, holding their stomachs.

"Impossible! My mother-in-law told me this herself. How could it be false?"

It has come to this.

Jiang Sanhe is still stubborn and refuses to change his ways.

Jiang Fubao looked at her with sympathy.

This cheap aunt seems to have found herself in a dead end.

She is competing with herself.

It was as if giving birth to a son meant that her life was not lived in vain.

Forget it, just take her pulse.

Let’s see if she can still have a baby, otherwise she might ruin her body by drinking so many secret recipes.

Jiang Fubao stepped forward.

Grab Jiang Sanhe's wrist.

Jiang Sanhe was stunned.

But he did not resist.

I just thought my niece was close to her because she liked her.

Ten seconds passed.

Jiang Fubao let go.

"Aunt, you already have a little brother in your belly. He said it will be out in January next year."

Jiang Fubao didn't expect that his aunt was actually pregnant.

And she is pregnant with a boy.

It's been a little over two months.

It's just a mess of things. You eat too much, your body is too cold, and the fetus has a tendency to miscarry, so you must protect the fetus.

"Ah? That's impossible, kid, don't talk nonsense, I just had my period last month."

After hearing what her niece said, Jiang Sanhe covered her stomach in disbelief.

"You should go back to Sunjia Village and find a doctor to check it out. Fubao is a lucky child. Maybe she is really pregnant. It will be confirmed after a checkup."

Having had this experience once before, Zhang Jinlan believed most of what her granddaughter said.