Chapter 259: The Earth Spirit Hammered into a Pillar



While rubbing the dead skin on his calves with the soles of his feet, Ren Suo used his laptop to record the keywords of the "pillar life experience" of the last customer in Shenhai City.

Even Ren Suo himself was a little surprised that he was able to reach the end of "Midnight Walker" peacefully on the fifth day.

Because Dai Yuxing was the first guest and she left very early, Ren Suo thought that it would not be long before a bunch of countermeasure monks would come and eat a free meal.

If this was the case, Ren Suo would have to reload the game. He could only skip Shenhai City and look for other countries or cities to set up a stall.

Dai Yuxing also said that the countermeasure system was developed because of Huangmao and specific information obtained from intelligence personnel stationed in the Federation, so the scope was limited to parks in big cities. So as long as they didn't go to big cities to hunt, there would be plenty of foreign cities with lower "hidden concentrations" and Ren Suo could choose any one.

But after one night, the guests who came were all normal monsters with murderous intentions and antisocial behavior, so Ren Suo was relieved and began to spice things up for them.

Ren Suo also discovered that, generally speaking, the first customers who came were easy to understand and more tolerant of the intensity of the flavor. For this kind of customer, Ren Suo only needed to extract the key words and he would be almost certain to win.

In the last hour, the customers who came became more aggressive. Not only did they demand to extract keywords, they were also very particular about the saltiness of the taste. They had too much "happiness", too little "confidence", and not enough "love". They would slam the table and want to fight with the female owner.

At this time, Ren Suo could only knock out each monster with one punch.

When it comes to the last customer, which is the end of the level, it is basically a tough battle, and Ren Suo can only try his best to weaken the enemy by using the right poison.

But so far, except for the city of Hong Kong which happened to be hit, the other four levels have only been slightly weakened.

And Shenhai is surprising because it is a 'strange' customer who is not one to dine and dine for free and is willing to tell his or her own experiences.

This was also the first time that Ren Suo encountered a 'weird' customer. This customer's appearance was also quite peculiar. He wore a black robe embroidered with golden dragons, had no hair at all, a shiny bald head, fair skin, big eyes and a small mouth. He was a child less than 1 meter tall.

But as soon as he said that, Ren Suo knew that he was definitely not a monster.

"Sister, give me a ton of cement. It should be hot. Not the 1:1 kind that is too thin to fill the cracks in the toilet. I want the 1:3 kind that is more flavorful." The bald kid slammed the table and shouted.

This order was the most bizarre one Ren Suo had ever seen. What was even more amazing was that the female owner actually brought out a bucket of cement.

Then the bald kid told his life story

"I am a pillar."

The bald kid lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, and smoked it all up, revealing a depressed look that had experienced many hardships: "I'm under the elevated road on Yan'an Road, right there is the Panlong Pillar... You know the Panlong Pillar, right?"

"When the viaduct was being built, the pillars at the intersection of the east-west, north-south viaduct couldn't be knocked down. Later, a wizard came and performed a ritual at that location, and only then was the pillar knocked down."

"Not only that, they also covered the pillars with stainless steel and copper dragon sculptures. After I woke up, I found out that the people at that time believed that there was a dragon vein in this location. The magician came to 'drive away the dragon', and the dragon sculptures were used to 'suppress the dragon'..."

The bald kid finished a cigarette every time he spoke. Now the cigarette box in his hand was half empty. "But in fact, the magician has no effect at all, and those dragon sculptures are meaningless. It's just that after the magician came, the engineering team also replaced a batch of machines with stronger pile-driving capabilities, so the piles were driven in."

"As for why there are dragon sculptures on the pillars, I don't know. Maybe they had more money at the time, or the leaders were superstitious."

"Until a year ago, I woke up and found myself turned into a pillar." The bald kid looked depressed: "I feel very unlucky."

"Because I am clearly the earth spirit here."

"It's hard to drive piles in that location. I built it hundreds of years ago to protect myself by making the rock layer thicker. There are no mines nearby. I thought no one would come to cause trouble, right?"

"I didn't expect that people nowadays are so strong, including that wizard. He did what he wanted and he also threw shit on me. If that wizard hadn't been dead long ago, I would have gone to settle the score with him. Then the pillar came down and I was smashed into nothingness. I could only possess the pillar."

"All the local spirits came to laugh at me. I was the only one imprisoned in a pillar. I was so angry!"

At this time, the bald kid pointed at his head and said, "Because of the pillar, I can't even transform into a taller shape. I can only turn into this little ghost. I haven't changed at all compared to hundreds of years ago... Ouch!"

The cigarette butt in the child's right hand poked the bald head, and the child cried out in pain, looking very funny and cute.

After finishing his cigarette, the child slammed the table again: "Hurry up and add cement, I'm so hungry!"

Then Ren Suo, who was holding the laptop, was confused.

Are you done?

He specially bought a glass of holy water. Although it was free as the special effect was triggered, it was as if he had not drunk it now.

When the bald kid was telling his life experience, not a single key word appeared!

"Shameless! You're actually trying to cheat me out of money!"

As expected, it was impossible to beat the boss at the end of a level by spending money. Ren Suo, who was almost cheated out of his money, became cautious and decided not to waste his time on the last customer.

As for this bald kid, Ren Suo could only let him experience again what it felt like to have shit poured down his head.

However, at this time, the wit of a level 4 player, or in other words, the "Hat of Seeking the Way" that Ren Suo was wearing, finally came into play.

"Is holy water really useless?"

The meaning of holy water is to extract the hatred and resentment that the customer cares about in his words. Since there are no keywords, it means that the customer doesn't care about what he just said.

the freedom lost by being hammered into a pillar;

The misery of being showered with shit;

the humiliation of being laughed at by other earth spirits;

The anger of being awakened hundreds of years later and encountering this situation;

The bald kids don't care at all.

The holy water was not completely useless. It reminded Ren Suo that the bald kid didn't care about these things. It would be meaningless to feed him shit or sugar in this direction.

Continue thinking in this direction: the bald kid doesn't mind turning into a pillar, nor does he mind being covered in shit. When he talks about these things, he even thinks they are quite funny. His smoking behavior is more like imitating other smokers. He doesn't think this thing is that good at all, he just thinks it's fun.

Yes, he is a playful kid.

Hundreds of years ago, Shenhai was just a small fishing village, far away from the spiritual veins of the Central Plains, and the intelligence of the local spirits here might not be that high.

Therefore, the bald kid is very dangerous. He may do something for fun at any time that may cause serious casualties.

What does he fear most? Boredom.

What is he looking forward to most? Freshness.

Soon, Ren Suo knew how to season it.

The female shop owner took out three bottles and poured them all into the cement.

One is "Creation";

One is "Happy";

one "freedom";

The bald kid took the cement bucket and gulped it down like he was swallowing ice cream.

After eating, he wiped his mouth, looked at the female owner in a daze, and then suddenly burst into laughter.

"Wouldn't it be fun if I let the sculpture on the pillar fly into the sky in the middle of the night?" The bald kid murmured, "If I asked every driver who passed by me, 'I'm behind you', it would be fun!"

"Thanks, sis. I'm going back to play!"

The bald kid came back halfway, rubbed his hands in his clothes, and rolled out a ball: "This is a gift for you, sister!"

The female shop owner took it and looked at it:

"Old mud from the earth spirit: Eat it to add 1000 HP and 100 attack power. Put it in food as a seasoning to deal 50% HP damage to the enemy."

Watching the bald kid leaving, Ren Suo felt that the scariest kid in history would appear in Shenhai City...8)


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