"Please be careful, it's just down this hill."
Lin Lang, with these important figures from Tianjing behind him, came to the center of the blocked area of Wuyishan Scenic Area and pointed out the target location with a flashlight.
That’s right, it was Lin Lang, the response team leader who lost his captain’s coat. He is now the person in charge of the search operation in Wuyi Mountain and has searched almost every stone in the Wuyi Mountain Great Rift Valley Scenic Area.
Generally speaking, in the past, if someone like Lin Lang, who had done nothing wrong but was simply unlucky to be involved in an important incident, was not demoted directly, he would be given the cold shoulder and allowed to calm down for a few months to think about why you were unlucky while others were not.
But now it’s different. In the mysterious event of the revival of spiritual energy, the authorities have keenly discovered a characteristic: people who have been involved in mysterious events will have a greater chance of encountering the same event again.
Almost all the protagonists of detective and supernatural works have this kind of unlucky and doomed characteristic, but it is fictional and has no scientific basis.
However, due to the appearance of spiritual cyclones, some experts believe that if a monk encounters a mysterious incident and the main body of the incident has not been resolved, the chance of the monk encountering it again will increase significantly.
The countermeasure members who were not killed by the monsters, led a large team in the future, and coincidentally encountered monsters committing crimes; the killer who escaped the pursuit of the countermeasure members twice in a row, fled to other provinces to relax, and coincidentally met the pursuit members who were also out to relax...
Through big data analysis, the countermeasure system discovered that this dramatic "coincidence" had almost become a kind of "inevitability". The mutual pursuit of the two extraordinary creatures seemed to produce some kind of thread connecting the two.
Some experts even thought that if two extraordinary creatures formed an extremely strong bond, would this thread have greater power? For example, knowing the other's location? Feeling the other's thoughts? Even... borrowing the other's abilities?
Based on the above considerations, the reason why Lin Lang presided over the search operation was obvious: the countermeasure system hoped that he could find more traces of the Fairy Palace. After all, his clothes were "borrowed" by the Collector.
Lin Lang did not disappoint the countermeasure system's expectations and quickly completed the task, so Tianjing quickly sent people over.
What surprised Lin Lang was that the core figure of the visitors from Tianjing always wore a black cloak, revealing no skin or appearance at all, and went up the mountain at night to check the situation despite Lin Lang's dissuasion.
"Mr. Chuan, do you want to go down?" asked a man in a suit next to a black cloak.
"want."
It was the first time that Lin Lang heard Mr. Chuan’s voice—it was deep and steady, as if it was not spoken from the throat, but more like an echo in the valley.
Then Lin Lang saw Mr. Chuan jump down alone. He was stunned but didn't say anything.
The people sent by Tianjing are definitely not ordinary people. For Lin Lang, this slope is just a level that requires him to open his "clothes", so it will definitely not be a problem for him.
Moreover, when Lin Lang saw Mr. Chuan, his scalp instantly went numb and his entire body was covered with hair. Although this situation did not occur again after a long time, Lin Lang knew at that time that facing Mr. Chuan, he was probably just a prey, so he subconsciously felt a great fear.
In fact, this was indeed the case, or rather, it surprised Lin Lang: under the illumination of several strong flashlights, he could clearly see that Mr. Chuan did not slide on the nearly 70-degree slope at all, but walked down step by step as if he were walking on flat ground!
He walked very fast and left no obvious footprints on the ground. It turned out that he didn't rely on the strength of his feet to dig into the ground to stand firmly, but he really possessed some kind of mysterious mountain walking ability!
After a while, Mr. Chuan came up from below again, and the man in the suit asked, "Have you finished reading it?"
"Well, I will report the specific situation to Mr. Ren."
Mr. Chuan speaks in a halting manner. Is he a stutterer?
However, Lin Lang did not think that Mr. Chuan could see anything - after they found the last place where the explorer appeared, they could not even find the explorer's footprints. They could only confirm the explorer's existence through the human figure and hair left in the pit, and nothing else.
The man in the suit nodded and asked Lin Lang, "Please prepare a car to take us to the airport."
"No problem." Lin Lang said, "Why don't you take a look at the other secondary locations?"
The secondary location is the specific location where the item was lost. Several secondary locations are a certain distance away from the location where the explorer appeared. Therefore, Lin Lang and his team searched for several days before finding the location where the explorer appeared.
"No need." Mr. Chuan said in a muffled voice: "No, still no; the Immortal Palace, no trace, no trace... um!"
Lin Lang looked at Mr. Chuan in surprise as he suddenly attacked the tree trunk next to him. His hands were so fast that only a shadow was left in the air. His arms were completely invisible. Half a second later, the tree trunk was poked eight times by him.
Lin Lang asked: "What's wrong? What's the problem?"
"...Nothing." Mr. Chuan shook his head.
The man in the suit smiled and said, "Mr. Chuan is just hungry. Then Captain Lin, we will leave first."
Looking at this group of visitors from Tianjing walking down the mountain, Lin Lang was a little confused, but it was already late, so he ordered the search team members to return to the team, collect the nearby observation equipment, and prepare to go down the mountain to rest.
He walked over and looked at the tree that Mr. Chuan attacked, releasing the cyclone feeling, and found nothing wrong.
He shone the flashlight on the tree trunk and looked for a long time before he saw a clue.
Mr. Chuan poked eight holes in the tree trunk, each as deep as a finger joint, and in each hole there was a dead ant.
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"Zhao Huo, can you pick up girls?"
“Yes!”
Ren Suo pondered for three seconds and changed the question: "Then can you pick up girls in English?"
"Um...does you`jump, I`jump count?"
"You are just threatening me, you loser. You deserve to be put in the Shura Field!"
After hanging up the call with Zhao Huo, Ren Suo looked at his friend list and fell into deep thought.
There is no need to ask your junior high school and high school classmates. You haven’t seen each other for several years. If you suddenly call them to ask how to pick up girls, they will probably think it is a new way to borrow money.
My college classmate, Ren Suo, comes from a professional school where the male-to-female ratio is like bleach, 1:99. He is simply asking a blind person for advice.
Find it among the bonders: Yu Kuangtu, wanted to pursue the girl in a low-key manner, but in the end he met Red Armor and was beaten half to death. He had to reveal his awesome identity to successfully establish a relationship. Trash. Exclude;
Li Dan, if he could pick up girls, how could he be bored when he couldn't sleep every night? Exclude;
Bai Ji, he looks like the type who would be pursued, so he is ruled out.
Ren Suo thought about it and opened WeChat to ask a familiar friend:
I love fried beef brisket lo yee noodles: "Chairman Xie, are you there?"
Chairman Xie: "Not here, get lost"
I love fried beef brisket lo mein: "Can you pick up girls?"
Chairman Xie: "Want to see my skills? But I'm busy these days. I'll take you to a bar in a few months and let you see my skills."
I love fried beef brisket lo yee noodles: "I want you to teach me"
Chairman Xie: "(/shocked) That's right, you are not Zhao Huo, he has a fiancée, you should also consider your future... But my method is more advanced, you can't learn it"
I love fried beef brisket lo yee noodles: "How can I not learn the advanced ones?"
Chairman Xie: "Your face is of a lower class"
Ren Suo: “…”
I love fried beef brisket and lo mein noodles: "Don't worry, I'm in an online relationship. Can you flirt with girls in English?"
Chairman Xie: "Great! Flirting with foreigners! Although I have passed the Level 6 English test, I can't help you. Communication is difficult, and you have to flirt with girls..."
Chairman Xie: "Why don't you look for Qiao Muyi?"
I love fried beef brisket with soy sauce and lo mein: "She? Isn't she a woman?"
Chairman Xie: "Women are better at flirting with girls, okay! I heard that she has the best popularity in the Countermeasures Bureau, and she occasionally shares some pure English articles on WeChat Moments, so her English should be pretty good."
If Ren Suo hadn't checked his Moments, he wouldn't have known about these things. He clicked on Qiao Muyi's Moments directly and found that some pure English articles did appear 'occasionally'.
As for other friend circles, the style is basically like this:
"Our Deputy Director Yu has already made his third move. Team 7 members, have you seen it?
As long as you work hard, eliminate dangers for our Lianjiang citizens, solve those difficult and mysterious cases, and faithfully carry out the orders of your superiors.
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Then I will have plenty of time to practice, and I will be able to advance to the third level soon."
What on earth did Qiao Muyi use to allow her subordinates to drink this poisonous chicken soup and still work hard...
So Ren Suo sent a message: "Teach me how to pick up girls in English"
Qiao Muyi quickly replied, perhaps she was editing the toxic chicken soup in her circle of friends: "Who are you trying to tease?"
"Netizens."
"…Why did you suddenly start an online romance?"
"Is it not possible to learn English?"
"If you want to learn English, just chat with men."
"No, I want to flirt with girls and improve my dating skills!"
"If you want to flirt with girls, can't you just flirt with the ones around you?"
"Distance creates beauty, and only distance in foreign countries is enough"
Ren Suo talked nonsense for a while, and the building was tilted while chatting. He quickly corrected it: "Will you help me?"
“…Wait a minute.”
Half an hour later, Qiao Muyi sent him an ord document containing a guide to picking up girls in both Chinese and English. Ren Suo was very satisfied: "I'll treat you to dinner next time, at Dong Chengling's house, I'll pay!"
"Negative emotions from Qiao Muyi, +233"
Qiao Muyi did not reply to him again. Judging from the negative emotional message, she must be very angry.
Ren Suo quickly opened "My Life Is Not Your Game" to see if he could play to the end this time.
After much difficulty, he found the correct strategy, which raised the rebel's determination value to the maximum value. Ren Suo was thus able to perfectly control the rebel's actions. However, he soon encountered a problem - the rebel had to find a way to get close to Her Royal Highness the Princess!
And they had to speak English, so Ren Suo had to type in English himself to talk to Her Royal Highness the Princess!
Actually, this is not a big problem. If it is just a normal chat, Ren Suo can just repeat the sentence "ho`are`you? I`an`fine, thank`you, and`you? I`am`fine` too, thanks" in an infinite loop.
But Her Royal Highness the Princess is surrounded by a large group of people. If the rebel talks about such boring topics, he will be squeezed out by other NPCs in the next second, and Her Royal Highness the Princess will no longer pay attention to him. Even if the rebel approaches again, he will be warned by Her Royal Highness the Princess. If he approaches for the third time, he will be forced out of the banquet hall by Her Royal Highness the Princess' bodyguards, and the mission will fail directly!
The strategy tips have also been updated:
"Strategy Tips: Try to stand next to Her Highness the Princess. The light will not change because of you (have a conversation with Her Highness the Princess for more than fifty sentences)"
In other words, Ren Suo had to make the rebel interested in Her Royal Highness the Princess from the beginning and talk to the rebel more than fifty words!
After thinking it over, Ren Suo could only think of this method: flirt!
To put it nicely, it's called courtship communication; to put it bluntly, it's called picking up.
Of course, flirting is definitely not about stupid conversations like "You are so beautiful", "Your crow's feet are so beautiful", "Your flat chest is so beautiful", but a complete set of strategies to continue the conversation.
The dialogue strategies provided by Qiao Muyi were very detailed, and Ren Suo selected a few suitable ones to start testing.
Her Highness the Princess and the Daughter of Light seem to be sisters, so Ren Suo first tried this (for ease of reading, the following is automatically translated into Chinese): "Princess, your sister is so cute, I like her so much!"
…The rebels were carried directly out of the banquet hall by bodyguards.
"Princess, do you like playing games?"
…Four sentences later, the rebel was squeezed out.
Ren Suo tried several times, but it still didn't seem to work.
The main reason is that Her Royal Highness the Princess has too little information and there are too many competing communicators. If the rebel cannot make the final decision in three sentences, there is no way to make Her Royal Highness the Princess focus on him.
Ren Suo opened the "Equipment Interface" and found the rebel. He unexpectedly discovered that the rebel's equipment bar was a little strange. Compared with other game characters, the rebel's equipment bar had a halo-like fuzziness, as if it was about to disappear.
"Fusion games are just unreliable..." Ren Suo complained and equipped the rebel with "Desire Detection".
The effect of "Desire Detection" in real life is sometimes there and sometimes not, but it seems to be more obvious in the game: there are brackets in every sentence of Her Royal Highness the Princess, expressing her feelings about the conversation, whether it is "interesting" or "boring".
But even so, the rebels would only talk for thirty sentences at most before Her Royal Highness the Princess would change the subject of the conversation.
What to do? Ren Suo had no choice but to study the guide to picking up girls given by Qiao Muyi over and over again, and finally saw two words between the lines: Be handsome.
It must be because the rebel is not handsome enough that he cannot be seduced!
Ren Suo has tried his best!
Alas, blame the rebels.
Ren Suo checked the time and prepared to go to Dong Chengling's house for dinner, when Dong Chengling called:
"I've been practicing for the past three days and I'm feeling really good, so I'm going to focus on practicing and not cook for now."
"Oh, come on then!"
Ren Suo scratched his head, sighed and prepared to go to the canteen. He was used to eating Dong Chengling's home-cooked meals, and his taste had become picky. Now that he was eating in the canteen, he always felt a little indigestion...
On the other side, Dong Chengling switched to the chat with Qiao Muyi and said, "I've already told Ren Suo not to cook for the next three days, but will it really work?"
"It works. After all, 'distance is beauty'. You and him see each other every day, so he subconsciously ignores your charm. In fact, three days is too short. A month is more appropriate. The next sentence of 'distance is beauty' is 'a short absence is better than a new marriage'."
"Thirty days is too long for me."
"Three days is fine. You should use this time to prepare new spells and show your power to the freshmen."
At this time, in the office of Team 7 in the Countermeasures Bureau, which was 8.8 km away from Tianlian College, the team members heard the captain sneer and suddenly shuddered all over.
They all knew the captain's nature: when the captain smiled, it meant someone was in trouble. They could only pray that person wasn't them.
Only one female team member heard the captain's devilish whisper when she was taking a document from the captain's desk:
"Giving you distance is beauty, letting you treat me to a meal, now I will let you not have any food for three days..."