Chapter 411 I am the Sword Bone Two-in-One



Ren Suo's first reaction when he saw "How to pursue the nameless sword girl in the 'Destiny' live broadcast?" was "Why did you come now?"

However, he quickly realized it - because the previous videos were only released after the dust settled, so he could only do post-event personality model analysis, purpose tracing, etc., and had no way to directly contact the game characters.

In the past, there would be no such questions as 'how to pursue the seeker of truth', 'how to adopt the Monkey King', or 'how to eat the tofu of the God of Food in the Fairy Palace', because no one knew when or where the target object would appear, or even if it would appear again, so there would be no specific strategy plan.

Just like an ordinary single guy, when a young lady touches his hand, he will even imagine what his future daughter will be called; but few people will fantasize about when they will marry their idol, because it is too far-fetched and unrealistic.

To the Xuan Kingdom officials, the people in the Immortal Palace are so far away: they leave after finishing their work, never set foot in the mortal world, and almost all of them have various magical powers and are immortal.

The difference in life dimensions is too great, so even if you want to use the beauty trap it is unrealistic - the strong men in the Immortal Palace can see your pores with their naked eyes, smell how much makeup you have used with their noses, and can even smell the feces and urine that you didn't wipe clean after using the toilet. How could they possibly have any interest in mortals?

By the way, the above words are "supposedly" because Ren Suo has not yet reached the level of Taotie, who "only takes in and never gives out". However, there should be a super-strong person in Xuan Country who can "smell that someone has just defecated or urinated", otherwise he would not say it so truthfully...

But this time is different, because it is a live broadcast, and it is obvious that the greatsword girl will appear again, so as long as you fly fast enough, you may be able to meet the greatsword girl again at the next live broadcast venue.

Moreover, the strength of the greatsword girl is very strong. She can kill the fire ghost with her sword and her sword skills are unparalleled. But she is also very weak because she seems to be still within the human scale. Perhaps a storm of bullets can turn her into a broken doll. Of course, whether she will be resurrected and slap you in the face is another question.

Of course, harming the greatsword girl is definitely a bad idea, and the right thing to do is to find a way to contact the Asgard through her.

And because the greatsword girl was actually an ordinary corpse waiting to be cremated before, it is very likely that she is not as selfless as the other people in the Asgard, and she may still have human feelings in her heart.

Then pursuing her and becoming the son-in-law of the Fairy Palace is naturally a very correct path! What's the point of being a licking dog of a white, rich and beautiful woman? If you are a man, you should be the Roaring Sky Dog of the Fairy Palace!

Compared to those disgusting otakus on the Internet who lick the nine-tailed fox and even form fan clubs and draw books for it, the behavior of pursuing the greatsword girl becomes very realistic and feasible.

Although Ren Suo did not want to pay attention to this discussion, this was a question sent by the task force, and he was after all a special consultant for the task force - a salary thief who did not answer a single question in a month but still received a consultant's salary.

He had to give a casual answer out of emotion and logic, but when Ren Suo took a look, he was immediately stunned - so there were so many level 3 researchers who were good at hooking up?

What about '36 Strategies of Love', 'Ten Dollar Husband Teaches You Love', 'Cheng Ge's Rooftop Teaching'... Except for Ren Suo, other special consultants are either the harem king, the one-night stand king or the master of Shura Field.

"Should I get some points for this question?" This thought suddenly popped up in Ren Suo's mind.

However, Ren Suo had no practical experience, so he certainly couldn't write any tips on how to pursue girls.

But, he is the big sword girl and the big sword girl is him!

I teach you how to chase me, you chase me according to the method, and then I pretend to be chased by you...

Ren Suo sorted out his thoughts and felt that there was nothing wrong. He was even a little excited - he recalled the summer ten years ago when he pretended to be a girl on the Internet and fell in love with his desk mate.

At that time, he pretended to be Ren Suo's sister, and when chatting with his deskmate online, he inadvertently revealed that he liked to eat hazelnut wafer candy, chocolate, spicy strips, and fish intestines. Then his deskmate would give the things to Ren Suo and ask him to give them to his sister.

Naturally, all these things ended up in Ren Suo's stomach. After graduation, he felt that he had cheated his desk mate out of so many delicious foods, and he felt a little guilty and wanted to compensate him.

But his desk mate didn't need him to compensate, and even treated him to dinner, karaoke and drinking all night with a smile. And because the other classmates had something to do that day, it was just the two of them that day's dinner and karaoke, and they had a great time.

However, because Ren Suo had to rush home to play games with his sister all night, he did not drink all night. At that time, his desk mate tried his best to keep him, saying that he wanted to have a good talk with him over a drink.

Thinking about it now, he was really a good deskmate.

All in all, Ren Suo is very experienced in this area.

But he thought again, what if other researchers also copied his idea? If the idea came into effect, wouldn't the reward be shared among all the contributors?

As the saying goes, it's hard to get fat if you eat alone, so Ren Suo decided to be a thin person.

He has to come up with an idea that seems unreliable but has some truth to it. Then the handsome man sent by Xuan Country will be forced to use his idea and suddenly find that it works miraculously. Only then can he gain the greatest benefit!

It just so happened that he hadn't answered many questions these days, and the title of 'Nether Expert' in his researcher label was a little shaky, so now was the time for him to show his prowess!

He thought for a moment and then made up a story:

“Although this chess piece enlightened by the Supreme Being was once an ordinary person, when she was reborn from the ashes, she was no longer the same person she used to be.

In the video, she is very respectful to the Immortal Lord, and is not afraid of hardships. She acts according to the Immortal Lord's orders, which means that she is likely to no longer be attracted by ordinary desires. Tricks like luxury goods, candlelight dinners, and sweet talk should not work on her.

She would only like strong people who had the same aspirations as her or were willing to serve the Immortal Lord together with her.

At the same time, she probably doesn't like beautiful clothes, but she should attach great importance to her sword. Because the Immortal Venerable specially created an avatar that is exactly the same as her to teach her sword skills, and to accompany her to defeat monsters, she will definitely fall in love with swordsmanship.

Therefore, if you want to capture her, you can start with the "sword". However, since the Great Sword Girl is very busy, she doesn't have much time to chat, so it is best to attract her attention through violent movements and sounds.

Moreover, apart from our country, other countries may not have been interested in pursuing the greatsword girl. In order to stand out from the crowd, we must find another way and do things that ordinary people cannot do!

For example, with the theme of "I am a Sword Bone", you can create a dance and poem and perform it in front of her. Your expression should be serious, your movements should be gorgeous, and you should also add special effects. This will most likely attract the Great Sword Girl's attention and greatly increase her favorability!"

Ren Suo looked at his answer carefully and was very satisfied: it completely avoided the routines used in other answers and was absolutely original; it seemed reasonable but unreliable and no one would copy it.

As for whether the official believed it or not, Ren Suo had no right to care. Anyway, if they didn't act according to his answer, they couldn't expect the greatsword girl to say a word to them.

Ren Suo continued to browse the intranet and found that the impact of the morning's live broadcast had begun to spread.

First of all, when watching the live broadcast, the cyclone will move by itself, and it turns out that it is not just Ren Suo’s benefit.

In "The Impact of the Second Day of the 'Destiny' Live Broadcast on Monks", it is explained that for some monks, when watching the live broadcast, the cyclones will start to rotate on their own and they will practice according to the most recent exercises.

The specific number and characteristics of the relevant monks have not yet been counted, but these monks include men, women, young and old. The only thing they have in common is that they feel an inexplicable warmth when looking at the wounds of monsters, which is completely opposite to the experience of ordinary people feeling uncomfortable watching live broadcasts.

Ren Suo sighed when he saw this. Dong Chengling and the others didn't mention this when they were having dinner just now.

Apart from Lin Xianyu who sleeps in and doesn't get up, Dong Chengling and the others should have watched the live broadcast, right?

But Ren Suo thought about it and realized that he felt uncomfortable watching the live broadcast, and maybe they also felt uncomfortable, so they were unable to enjoy this benefit.

In the report "Ordinary People Awaken Due to 'Destiny' Live Broadcast", it is said that there have been many cases of people awakening after watching Destiny live broadcast. The specific number and characteristics of the relevant people are still under investigation, but it can be basically confirmed that Destiny live broadcast will have this effect.

In "The Timeliness of 'Destiny' Live Broadcast", researchers found that the discomfort and warmth felt during live broadcasts only occur during live broadcasts.

After the live broadcast, even if the video is recorded directly on the screen of a 4k ultra-high-definition device, normal people will no longer experience psychological changes due to seeing the monster's wounds, not to mention mysterious phenomena such as automatic cyclone cultivation and sudden awakening.

In this report, the researchers put forward a hypothesis: "The Lord of Despair itself is a huge life form with special energy, which is related to emotions. When it is injured, the energy will merge with the wound and emotions and return to the world.

The audience watching the live broadcast at this time may accept this energy due to emotional resonance, resulting in all kinds of incredible changes.

At present, it is not possible to determine the relationship between Renase's live broadcast and the transmission of emotional energy. It may be that emotional energy itself can be transmitted across space, or it may be that Renase's live broadcast provides a path for the audience to absorb emotional energy. "

Ren Suo silently noted this assumption.

Although he is a player, he does not understand the reality of the game, nor the real reason why the beta version of the game must use 'upload all the time'.

In this regard, Ren Suo's understanding of Renesse is not much better than the official one, and he also needs the theories of other researchers to deepen his understanding of the small world game console.

During this period, Ren Suo also wanted to find a reason for the emergence of the Small World Game Console. People on the Internet called his experience an "adventure."

There are many similar cases like his, for example, a KFC grandfather with endless knowledge appeared in the ring passed down by his mother, and a "Strongest Immortal System" appeared after he touched the computer case and got an electric shock...

But unlike these, the Small World Game Console is physical. He can abandon it at any time, and it won't chase him - Ren Suo and Dong Chengling flew to Tianjing a few months ago and stayed there for more than ten days. When they returned home, they found that the Small World Game Console was covered with dust.

In addition, the Small World Game Console has no self-awareness. There will not be an old man urging Ren Suo to do something, nor will there be a system elf wearing very revealing clothes giving him a task that will result in his penis being chopped off if he fails to complete it. Whether to play or not is entirely up to Ren Suo himself. He is "free".

For Ren Suo, who even has to ask his clone to do the takeout, do all the housework, and even have his clone help him scrub his body and wash his hair when he takes a bath, this "freedom" is the greatest guarantee for Ren Suo to feel at ease - at least he will not be forced to practice (Ren Suo has forgotten those 8 days).

He is not afraid that he will violate his principles because of his power, he is not afraid that he will be forced to lower his bottom line, and he is not afraid that he will dirty his hands - because the final choice is in his hands.

Just like in "The Magician Under the World Tree", Ren Suo chose the path of the Holy Hand Magician, and thus saved all the extraordinary people who fought together with the magician.

And now, he plays "Hand of Fate" and seems to be on the right track.

"After killing the Lord of Despair, the blue-haired girl showed three cards, namely 'Age of Despair', 'Age of Cataclysm', and 'Age of Dusk'...

"The Age of Despair" describes an era in which most people have awakened, but the government is unable to maintain law and order, and extraordinary people are fighting everywhere;

In the Age of Cataclysm, the social system has completely collapsed and turned into a jungle system where powerful superhumans are respected. The fights between powerful superhumans can even destroy a city, and the development of the world has come to a sudden halt.

In the 'Twilight Age', a new society has emerged, and the old civilization has become only ruins. The lower class people have lost their livelihood security, and world civilization has degenerated into a tribal society or a slave society. The powerful extraordinary people have become an obstacle to the development of civilization...

Conclusion: According to the blue-haired girl's previous and subsequent meanings, we can infer that if the Lord of Despair continues to breed, erupt, and spread, it is possible that the world will develop into the future described by these three cards.

And in the live broadcast, the Lord of Despair can indeed rely on emotional energy to influence ordinary people and monks.

However, no one knows whether this is a threat from the blue-haired girl or the future she sees through her extraordinary magic.

Perhaps, this is a collaboration between her and Asgard to help Asgard gain higher prestige in the world.

Of course, it is also possible that they have joined forces to destroy a hopeless future.”

Ren Suo looked at the "Analysis of the Influence of the Lord of Despair on Destiny" and felt a sense of pride in his heart:

"To celebrate my saving the world, I'm going to... take a day off and not practice anymore!"

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At the same time, on the East African plains illuminated by the warm sunshine, Nancy handed her cell phone to a young man who was grilling meat.

"Here, the love strategy you asked for." Nancy said unhappily. If she had known this guy's temper, she would not have come with Great Wall - Great Wall's rank was higher than the task force, and he could directly command the task force. Yet he asked her to use the task force's authority to help this guy find a strategy to pick up girls!

"My dear, you did a great job. I will call you more often." The young man took the phone, took a bite of the barbecue, and immediately spat it out: "Lion meat is so disgusting! Forget it, I won't use the Three Flavors True Fire Barbecue next time."

In front of him lay the corpses of two lions, one male and one female, their bodies intact - the commander had instructed to preserve the bodies as much as possible, so he did not use the Three Flavors True Fire and just killed the lions casually.

A whistle sounded, and the young man turned his head and saw another male lion rushing towards him. The male lion's eyes were bloodshot, and he was full of murderous intent. It seemed as if the wind was helping it run, which was quite magical.

"Son? Not like that... Aren't this pair of lioness and male lion a pair..." The young man shook his head: "Is the African grassland so green and wild..."

That being said, when the lion approached, the young man casually swung his hand, and a white shadow pierced into the lion's mouth and came out of its tail, bringing out a lot of dirty blood, and instantly killed it, making it fall near the other two lions.

“Since we are a family, let’s be neat and tidy…” The young man closed his eyes, feeling the changes in the cyclone, and couldn’t help but exclaimed: “Just like the monsters in the secret realm, killing them can greatly activate the cyclone… Even if I can’t catch up with the queen, this trip will not be in vain!”

Nancy glanced at the lion on the ground and narrowed her eyes slightly - these desperate beasts were not so easy to deal with. Not only were they extremely strong physically, but their attacking instincts were also very strong. If it were her, even without a gun, she would have to spend a lot of effort to kill this beast.

But if guns are used instead of spells to kill the beasts, then the monks will not be able to obtain the energy from these desperate beasts to activate their own cyclones.

This person is indeed very strong.

"Wow, why are all these love strategies all about flattery? I don't want to be a bootlicker." The young man swiped his phone and shook his head repeatedly, "I want the queen to lick me!"

Unfortunately, he is a legendary straight male chauvinist.

"...Hmm? This one looks pretty good, and I'm best at poetry. But the title 'I am a Sword Bone' is a little difficult..."


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