"By the way, do you know where I can learn massage?"

At noon on December 4th, Dong Chengling had no classes in the morning, so he cooked at noon. Three female college students and the guy who always wore slippers to eat came, but the latter suddenly asked this question while eating.

Lin Xianyu picked up a piece of curry potato chips and blinked: "Hmm...Brother Ren, why do you want to learn massage? Do you want to promote it in the school hospital?"

Gu Yueyan snorted: "You have bad intentions."

Ren Xingmei suddenly put down her bowl, rubbed her shoulders, and sighed like an old lady: "Oh, it seems that I have played too many games recently, and my shoulders are a little sore..."

After Ren Xingmei said this, Lin Xianyu also reacted and cried out, "My chest feels heavy, and my shoulders feel sore..."

Ren Xingmei's face froze, and she looked down at the international airport, which was not much better than Ren Suo's...

Looking at them dancing like crazy, Ren Suo felt a pain in his face: "Don't mention that I haven't learned it yet. Even if I learned it, I won't give you massages..."

Dong Chengling, who was eating quietly, glanced at him and asked, "Why?"

Ren Suo blinked, looked at Dong Chengling and asked, "Does a rank 4 cultivator still need massage? Do you still have back and leg pain?"

"Then who do you want to serve by learning massage?" Dong Chengling asked back.

Lin Xianyu agreed very much: "Yes, yes, Brother Ren, what you have learned must be put to good use, right? Do you want to open a blind massage shop?"

Ren Xingmei puffed up her lips and pretended to be a little angry: "Brother, good things should be kept within the family. Good things should always benefit your sister."

Gu Yueyan said: "He must be up to something."

I learned to serve myself...

Ren Suo sighed, "Men and women should not touch each other."

The four of them simultaneously looked at Ren Suo with strange eyes - So you also know this sentence?

You don't know it at ordinary times, so how come you suddenly remember it when I want you to do some work?

Gu Yueyan asked faintly, "So even if you learn it, you won't use it on other members of the opposite sex?"

"Let alone women, I can't even massage men. I learned it... I learned it to honor my parents." Ren Suo finally came up with a good excuse: "After all, my parents are not young anymore. I want to see if I can combine healing spells and massage techniques to develop a massage technique that can prolong life..."

This reason is impeccable. Gu Yueyan hummed for a moment and said, "Mr. Zhao might."

"Zhao Huo?" Ren Suo was stunned: "He can do this?"

Others were also very curious. While eating curry chicken, Lin Xianyu said, "I only knew that Lao Zhao was a martial arts heir and was once invincible. I didn't expect that he could also do massage... Hey, wait, does he know medicine, martial arts, divination, astrology, feng shui, and geomancy? Isn't this a perfect template for a harem protagonist? Hey, wait, isn't a beautiful female college student like me in danger?"

Gu Yueyan glared at Lin Xianyu and said, "Don't read those miscellaneous books... But you are right, Teacher Zhao does know medical skills. He learned martial arts from his family. From ancient times to the present, medicine and martial arts are inseparable. If a martial artist does not have the assistance of medicine, just training his body may leave a root cause of illness."

Lin Xianyu muttered, "Don't martial arts masters rely on their internal energy to protect their bodies? Why would they be afraid of getting hurt..."

Gu Yueyan was helpless: "Forget about it, why do you still believe it... There is no such thing as internal energy. Warriors can only have some breathing methods to assist in their actions, which are similar to the breathing methods we learned before. And warriors have to make a living. They learn martial arts because the feudal dynasty has a bad rule of law, and there are robbers and thieves. They need to use force to protect themselves, and iron-clad medical skills are their skills to make a living. Of course, there are also martial arts schools that accept disciples, but it is rare now..."

Ren Xingmei glanced at Gu Yueyan and said, "Yueyan, you know a lot."

"...I knew a little about it before." Gu Yueyan said, "Teacher Zhao's family martial arts are very diverse, but they should be derived from the Xingyi of the lineage of Sun Wusheng. In the early stages of martial arts training, they must use medicinal wine and the master's massage to relax their muscles and activate their joints. Teacher Zhao must have learned it."

Lin Xianyu made a hushing sound: "You keep saying that I read random books. But you, squad leader, are you the one reading random books? Tell me, are you reading pornographic martial arts books?"

“I don’t watch martial arts… I don’t watch that kind of stuff!” Gu Yueyan was almost framed by Lin Xianyu. He angrily poked Lin Xianyu’s tender waist and finally said to Ren Suo: “If you want to learn massage in the academy, Teacher Zhao should be a more professional choice.”

Ren Suo nodded thoughtfully. Ren Xingmei asked, "Brother, are you really learning this to honor your parents? But you haven't been back for almost a year. Xiaojiu doesn't even recognize you anymore."

Facing his sister's suspicious eyes, Ren Suo scratched his head: "I'm planning to give them a surprise during the Chinese New Year."

"Xiaojiu?" Lin Xianyu was a little confused: "Isn't Xiaojiu studying here...?"

"I'm talking about Xiaojiu, my cat. Come to think of it, Xiaojiu and my cat have the same name..."

"Instead of learning massage, it would be better to use the time to practice well..." Gu Yueyan muttered.

As they chatted, Ren Suo suddenly raised his head and said, "Congratulations on your second transformation."

Everyone fell silent instantly. Lin Xianyu, who was eating rice with a bowl in his hand, was stunned and the chopsticks in his hand fell onto the table.

Gu Yueyan was slightly startled when being stared at by Ren Suo: "How... did you know?"

My headphones told me that, Ren Suo thought.

"Intuition, my intuition has always been very accurate." Ren Suo didn't even bother to find an excuse, and said: "In this case, Gu Yueyan should be the first cultivator among all the students to enter the second level. If you report it later, Tianlian Academy may give you rewards, such as complete exercises and spells..."

Ren Suo thought about it and said with a smile: "However, no matter what happens at the academy, I will send you a gift to congratulate you... Is there anything you want?"

Gu Yueyan pursed her lips, nodded slightly, and then shook her head.

At this time, Lin Xianyu finally came to his senses and asked anxiously, "When did you get promoted, squad leader? How come I don't know anything about it?"

"I was promoted last night." Gu Yueyan stared at Lin Xianyu and said lightly.

Lin Xianyu blinked, said "oh", and didn't ask any more questions.

Ren Xingmei first congratulated him, then turned around and asked Ren Suo: "Brother, what about me?"

"We'll talk about it after you advance to the second level."

The happiest person here was Dong Chengling, but she couldn't say anything fancy. She smiled and congratulated him, then after a long while she said, "Yueyan, do you want any gift?"

"No, no, Sister Ling, you don't have to give me a gift." Gu Yueyan said quickly: "I can practice so fast, all thanks to your guidance, Sister Ling. I should be the one giving you a gift..."

"How can I do that? You are my sister and my student. If you are promoted, I must reward you well." Dong Chengling said, "If you like or want something, just tell me. Your sister Ling will satisfy you."

Hearing this, Gu Yueyan couldn't help but glance at Ren Suo, who was the first to discover her promotion to the second level and then lowered his head to eat.

real?

…

In the afternoon, at Zhao Huo's house, Ren Suo walked into the living room and carefully examined the three figurines in Zhao Huo's glass cabinets. He did not find the red-haired, white rabbit-type girl with a spear, but he did find a magical girl wearing the Red Witch's magical girl uniform. She also had red hair and was holding a spear, but she was a little girl, without big breasts and round hips at all.

"Why, which one do you like?" Zhao Huo, who was wearing pajamas, patted Ren Suo's shoulder and said, "Don't be shy. It's normal for men to like action figures. Since you gave me so many things in the past, you can pick one and take it away. I'll keep the original box."

Zhao Huo had no classes in the morning and afternoon today. He slept until his butt was exposed to the sun on the balcony before getting up to watch anime and play games. Naturally, he did not change his clothes.

"Aren't these your wives?" Ren Suo said, "Besides, it's not normal for a man to like figurines."

"Some of them are not my wives, those men... those who look more like men are not my wives." Zhao Huo scratched his head: "Well, I was just saying it casually. Anyway, if you choose the wife I like, I will definitely not open the cabinet."

"And Ren Suo, touch your chest and ask yourself, do you think these figurines are ugly and cute?"

Ren Suo stared at a bunny girl figurine in the figurine cabinet. He felt like he was lying, so he had to change the subject: "I think after I fall asleep, these figurines will wake up and walk around the house."

"If that's the case, I'm willing to sleep forever." Zhao Huo said very seriously.

The two chatted about this silly topic for a while, and suddenly Zhao Huo said: "By the way, I actually have something I want to discuss with you..."

"What's up?"

Zhao Huo seemed to find it difficult to speak. After a long pause, Ren Suo blinked and said, "Let me make it clear first. I refuse to treat diseases such as buttocks, stinky feet, and penis. If we are friends, please don't talk about these hurtful things."

"I can beat ten of you to death. There's nothing wrong with my body." Zhao Huo said unhappily. He was silent for a while before saying, "Ren Suo, actually... my fiancée might come and live with me."

Ren Suo instantly straightened his back, his eyes sparkled, he was completely focused, his head slightly forward, and asked in a friendly and gentle tone, "Isn't this good too?"

"But..." Zhao Huo sighed: "But... maybe you don't know, actually..."

“Actually, I’m a homebody.”

Ren Suo turned his head and looked at the three cabinets of figurines next to him. He caught a glimpse of the beautiful girl pillow in Zhao Huo's bedroom and the lolita pattern on Zhao Huo's pajamas. He had to cover his mouth, took a deep breath, and held his thigh tightly with his right hand. He used his strong will and physical pain to prevent his throat from making a single laugh.

Calm down, stay calm, don't laugh, Zhao Huo will fall.

He quickly gathered his emotions and said affectionately, "I really can't tell."

Zhao Huo said worriedly, "Although we were engaged before, we have never lived together. What if she doesn't like me watching anime or keeping Gundam figurines at home when she comes to live with me, and it causes a conflict? What should I do? I'm wondering if I should refuse her to come first..."

"No, no." Ren Suo said quickly: "I think your fiancée must have made up her mind. She might even move into your house because of you. Then you can happily stay in bed together, watch anime, play games, and chat..."

Through Ren Suo's repeated and kind persuasion, Zhao Huo finally gave up the idea of ​​​​refusing and began to fantasize about a wonderful life together.

What he didn't know was that Ren Suo was also thinking about visiting Zhao Huo's house more often in the future, otherwise he would miss the wonderful moment - Ren Suo didn't believe that Zhao Huo would keep this news secret, he would definitely leak it out, and then there would definitely be a Three Kingdoms war, or even the Battle of Red Cliff...

Then Ren Suo talked about the purpose of his visit, and Zhao Huo agreed immediately: "Massage skills? No problem, in fact, the skills of massage are similar. After all, there are only a few places that can be massaged. The only thing you need to pay attention to is to apply different strengths according to the condition of the bones and muscles. But the gestures are easy to learn..."

After spending an entire afternoon, Ren Suo finally got the hang of massage Kung Fu. In order to enjoy life as soon as possible, he even used "The Return of the Demon King" + "A Thousand Miles a Day" to strengthen his understanding, just to learn this skill as quickly as possible.

Next, the clone will need more training... I don't know if the clone's physical memory will be accumulated.

After returning home, Ren Suo saw that it was still early, so he continued to play "Hunting Night".

Loading the save file 'Luna, Third Round: Last Quarter, Waning Gibbous Moon'.

The picture unfolds from darkness, and what comes into view is a dormitory illuminated by the moon. The silvery moonlight falls on Luna's snow-white skin, making people dizzy.

But **, Luna is not the only one.