December 9th, morning.
Don't ask Ren Suo how he knew it was morning, because the sun was already shining into his eyes, as if a strong man was prying his eyelids with a diamond drill that spun 3,000 times a minute - he had no choice but to pull the quilt up to cover his head and hide in the quilt like an ostrich to continue sleeping.
"Hey, hey..."
Ren Suo felt as if something was moving on his body, and it was swaying up and down.
no!
Outside the bed, everything is far away!
Feeling that the quilt was in danger of being lifted up, Ren Suo immediately grabbed the quilt tightly, using the quilt as the strongest shield to resist all physical attacks and light attacks!
The thing that disturbed his sleep pulled his quilt, but when it found it couldn't move it, it stopped.
Just when Ren Suo thought he could continue to sleep well, he suddenly felt the soles of his feet attacked by cold air, and then a small thing crawled into his quilt, breaking through his defenses from the inside, and lifting his quilt from the bottom up!
"Wake up, big brother!"
I saw Xiao Jiu sitting cross-legged on Ren Suo's chest, with bright eyes and white teeth, pinching Ren Suo's face with both hands and giggling.
She was wearing a snow-white princess dress with lace trim and puffy tulle. Her soft short legs in white tights were pressing on Ren Suo's hand, making her look warm and cute.
Her shoulder-length hair was combed neatly without any fuzz. Maybe it was a natural trait of the little nine-tailed fox, Ren Suo remembered that when he was combing his sister's hair as a child, her hair was severely fuzzed.
"Good morning, Xiaojiu." Ren Suo yawned and tried to sit up, but Xiaojiu was holding him down and he couldn't move at all. He could only lie there lazily and asked, "Did you and Cheng Ling come to my house to play so early in the morning..."
"No way!" Xiao Jiu stretched Ren Suo's cheeks, and Ren Suo's mouth was stretched into a straight line.
She played with Ren Suo's face and said with a smile: "It's obviously you, big brother, who came to sleep with us, and you still say this is your home... Well, but that's Xiaojiu's home, and this is also Xiaojiu's home. Xiaojiu's is big brother's, so this seems to be big brother's home as well..."
Ren Suo, who had just woken up, could not understand Xiao Jiu's logic, but he also understood one thing: this was not his home.
Only then did Ren Suo realize that he was not sleeping in bed, but lying on the sofa in the living room. The coffee table was not the glass coffee table of Ren Suo's house, but a wooden table, and the four corners and edges were specially smoothed. This was the furniture that Dong Chengling bought to prevent Xiao Jiu from scratching it in daily life.
There are five framed paintings on the wall above the TV. They are drawn with watercolor and chalk. From the messy family portrait on the far left to the stylish landscape on the far right, they are all paintings that Xiao Jiu drew in elementary school art class. Although the little nine-tailed fox has never been to school before, she has a strong learning ability and her painting level is far more than that of Suo.
This is Dong Chengling's home.
Realizing this, Ren Suo felt that the white ceiling above his head looked quite familiar.
He remembered that last night, in order to test whether the miracle was effective, he came to Dong Chengling's house and performed miracles on Dong Chengling and Xiao Jiu. However, the price of sleepiness was really high. Ren Suo was as sleepy as if he had played Minesweeper for 360 hours in a row. He fell asleep in Dong Chengling's house while the miracle was still being performed.
"woke up?"
Dong Chengling came out of the kitchen, holding a pot of porridge in both hands and put it on the dining table. She looked at Xiaojiu and Rensuo who were playing and said with a smile: "Xiaojiu, don't put pressure on your big brother. Rensuo, I just made breakfast, you can eat with us after you wash up."
Xiao Jiu got off Ren Suo with a giggle. Ren Suo sat up, yawned, and nodded: "Okay, I'll go home now..."
"No need." Dong Chengling pointed to the towel, toothbrush and mouthwash cup on the wooden coffee table: "I happen to have another set of toiletries at home, just wash up here."
Ren Suo blinked. Although he felt a little strange, the distance to go home was neither long nor short. He had to take four elevators to and fro, which was a bit troublesome for him. Besides, Dong Chengling had prepared the supplies, and he didn't like to refuse others, so he nodded and went to the bathroom with a towel and toothbrush.
Watching Ren Suo go into the bathroom, Dong Chengling put the prepared custard buns, fried noodles, shrimp dumplings, steamed buns, French rolls, and chicken feet with various sauces on the dining table. Xiao Jiu, who had been craving for a long time, immediately sat down around the table.
However, after living with Dong Chengling for so long, Xiaojiu has also learned human table manners. She took the initiative to put away all the empty bowls, served everyone a bowl of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and then picked up a piece of shrimp dumpling with thin skin and rich fillings with chopsticks and put it into her mouth - she has become a good child who serves porridge and rice for everyone, and it's time to eat.
Xiao Jiu asked as she ate: "Sister Ling, why are there four bowls?"
"Because there are four people eating." Dong Chengling also sat down and answered calmly.
Xiao Jiu counted on his fingers: "Big brother, Xiao Jiu, Sister Ling... aren't there three people?"
Ding Dong——
The doorbell suddenly rang, and Dong Chengling teleported behind the door. He opened the door and saw the person coming. He smiled and said, "You're here? Just in time, we just started eating."
"Yeah." Qiao Muyi walked in and said curiously, "You suddenly invited me to come over early in the morning to have breakfast with you. Of course I won't be late. Fortunately, I have a day off today... You guys are eating a really rich meal. It's enough for lunch. I don't eat that much even when I go to a teahouse."
Qiao Muyi tilted her head, glanced at Dong Chengling, and said in a strange tone: "I thought you would never take the initiative to invite me to the academy from that day on... huh?"
Among the spells that Qiao Muyi possesses, "Detective Eye" is a special spell.
It doesn't consume much spiritual energy, but it is very difficult to master and even more difficult to use - this is a spell that requires a lot of experience. It can help Qiao Muyi detect abnormalities, but whether Qiao Muyi can infer the truth from the abnormalities requires Qiao Muyi to have enough known information and excellent reasoning ability.
Qiao Muyi was able to accumulate enough merits and be promoted to deputy director of the Countermeasures Bureau with unquestionable qualifications and strength, thanks to the "Detective Eye". For Qiao Muyi, using this spell is almost as natural as breathing. Once a strange feeling emerges in his heart, Qiao Muyi will use this spell to investigate.
The smell, the footprints, the messy sofa…
A hearty breakfast, four bowls, Dong Chengling's sudden invitation, a lighted bathroom...
After a moment's reasoning, all the abnormal situations point to the same conclusion.
The smile on Qiao Muyi's face froze. Her eyes were fixed on the glass door of the bathroom at the end of the corridor. Her foxy eyes narrowed slightly, revealing a dangerous aura.
Dong Chengling noticed Qiao Muyi's expression, raised the corners of his mouth slightly, and pulled Qiao Muyi to sit down: "Drink some porridge to warm your stomach first, don't wait for him, the weather is cold, and the food will get cold quickly."
Qiao Muyi didn't have any strange reaction. She just said "oh" and sat down obediently to eat her porridge.
——I can't force it, I haven't reached the fourth level yet. Even if I am strong in combat, she has spatial ability and is invincible, so it is a bad idea.
"The sauce for steamed chicken feet is a hundred-flavor sauce that I made myself. It's sweeter. You should try it." Dong Chengling recommended with a smile.
Qiao Muyi picked up a piece of scarlet chicken feet covered with this sauce and began to chew it carefully while thinking about other things.
——The general processing time for a Fanying visa is 10 working days, but if I use my connections, it can definitely be done in three days.
Xiaojiu, who was eating custard buns, saw Qiao Muyi eat a whole piece of chicken feet, and suddenly felt a sense of familiarity: It turns out that Sister Qiao is just like me, and doesn’t need to spit out the bones when eating chicken feet?
——Let Yu Kuangtu summon him to Fanying on a business trip in the name of the Countermeasures Bureau, and then I will change the itinerary and trick him into taking the spatial coordinates sent by Dong Chengling. By then, the sea will be wide enough for fish to leap and the sky will be high enough for birds to fly. There will be plenty of time to turn the tables. This is the best strategy, although it is almost equivalent to flipping the table, but if you don't flip the table, you will lose, and only a fool will not flip the table...
"Cheng Ling——"
The bathroom door suddenly opened, and Ren Suo poked his head out from inside, wiping his face with a towel, and asked, "Where are the towel, toothbrush, and mouthwash cup? Can I take them home? ...Wow, you guys are already eating? Wow, Master Mu, you're here so early in the morning too?"
Looking at Ren Suo in the bathroom, Qiao Muyi blinked, and the gloom between her brows disappeared, replaced by a little devil smile.
She nudged Dong Chengling's arm with her elbow, pointed towards the bathroom, and asked, "Xiao Suo, where are the towels?"
Dong Chengling froze, took a deep breath, and said, "Put the mouthwash cup next to our two mouthwash cups, and hang the towel on the hook inside. You can use it here later."
"Okay." Ren Suo responded, put his things away and hurried out to eat breakfast.
At this time, Xiao Jiu suddenly remembered an important thing and asked, "Big brother, can you use the spell you used last night again?"
Ren Suo immediately shook his head: "No."
Ren Suo could only retain that miracle for 5 minutes at most. Even if Ren Suo was not asleep at that time, he would not be able to use it after 5 minutes.
"Last night? Magic?" Qiao Muyi raised her eyebrows slightly and asked Ren Suo with a smile: "What happened last night?"
"Ah, when I was researching awakening spells last night, I suddenly got a hint of inspiration..."
Ren Suo told Qiao Muyi his excuse and what happened last night. Qiao Muyi nodded repeatedly and said, "So you stayed at Cheng Ling's house for a night because you fainted. No wonder you washed up in the bathroom at Cheng Ling's house~"
Dong Chengling drank the porridge very calmly.
Ren Suo looked at Qiao Muyi and asked with a smile, "Why are you here?"
"I'm on vacation today, and Cheng Ling invited me early this morning~" Qiao Muyi chuckled, picked up the Shaomai King and said, "Look, there's a big shrimp on this Shaomai. The shrimp is not in the shrimp dumpling, but on the Shaomai. It's like the shrimp ran away from home and became a member of the Shaomai family. What a rare combination, so Cheng Ling asked me to come and take a look at this Shaomai King."
Ren Suo blinked his eyes. Is it strange to pair steamed buns with shrimp?
Qiao Muyi shook the Shaomai in her hand, and the shrimp meat on the Shaomai immediately fell off. She said, "But you see, the shrimp and the Shaomai are not sticky. If you want to eat shrimp, you still have to eat shrimp dumplings. They are wrapped together in a round shape, and they taste good, right, Chengling?"
Dong Chengling glanced at her and looked away: "Next time I make siu mai myself, I will bury the shrimp meat directly in it to ensure that it will never separate and will not fall off."
She paused, picked up a piece of shrimp dumpling, and broke the thin skin of the dumpling.
“Although the shrimp dumplings are wrapped together, the skin is easy to break and the shrimp meat is easy to separate. They are not necessarily better than the shrimp dumplings.”
Qiao Muyi secretly clicked his tongue - no matter how thin the skin of this shrimp dumpling is, but as a fourth-level cultivator, you have such strong power control, how could you possibly break the shrimp dumpling?
Qiao Muyi stood up and said, "Chengling, I don't think it's enough. Can I go to your kitchen to see if there are any other ingredients?"
Dong Chengling understood what Qiao Muyi meant, and he also stood up and said, "I'll go with you."
The two of them entered the kitchen one after another. When Dong Chengling closed the kitchen door, Qiao Muyi pushed her to the corner, pressed her hands on the wall behind Dong Chengling, and apparently dodged her against the wall.
Although she had no advantage in height, Qiao Muyi's aura and devilish smile made her seem like she was looking down on Dong Chengling.
"Cheng Ling, you have become a bad person."
Dong Chengling didn't say anything, but lowered his head and stared at the ground, as if the pattern of the kitchen floor tiles concealed the secret of Xuanjun Secret Records.
"Do you really want me to leave right after I walk in because I'm angry, sad, or have some misunderstanding? Humph, what's with 'don't wait for him'? You're acting like an old married couple. I didn't expect that you, Dong Chengling, actually have the talent to be a little bitch in your heart."
Dong Chengling turned his head and looked at the range hood in the kitchen, as if he was studying what brand this range hood was.
"I told you that you probably didn't want me to come to Tianlian College, but you invited me here so early in the morning. You must have some intention... But I never expected that you would be so cunning and witty, using this small matter of Ren Suo looking for you to test new spells, to weave a good drama out of this small matter, trying to make me misunderstand and make me admit defeat..."
Dong Chengling turned her head and stared at the kitchen window, pretending to be looking at the scenery in the distance, trying hard to act as if she didn't understand what you were saying. However, her fair and pretty face had already turned red, and she couldn't hide her emotions at all.
Qiao Muyi snorted twice: "Dong Chengling, who has always been upright, suddenly resorted to such a conspiracy... But your plan is full of loopholes. I can see through it with just a few questions. Unless I am the heroine of a Korean drama, how could I fall for it..."
"However, considering your personality, you can come up with such a trick in such a short time. You can barely be considered a qualified little bitch..."
Dong Chengling finally met Qiao Muyi's gaze and whispered, "People in love have relatively low IQs..."
Qiao Muyi was slightly startled and couldn't help laughing. However, she remembered something as she was laughing. She slowly stopped smiling and said seriously, "What that means is that because you care too much about the other person and are afraid of losing him/her, every move of the other person will involve your mind, causing you to ignore other situations and fail to make normal judgments... But I have passed this period of being hot-headed."
Dong Chengling was a little surprised: "You don't care?"
“I care, but I’m not afraid.”
Qiao Muyi put down her hands and played with the ponytail hanging on Dong Chengling's shoulders. Her expression was unshakably calm and peaceful. "Fear comes from my own lack of confidence. I don't believe that I can hold on to the other person, I don't believe that I won't change my heart, and I don't believe that I can have a happy ending..."
“I am never afraid, because I believe that the future I expect will eventually come.”
Dong Chengling asked: "What if Suo didn't choose you?"
Qiao Muyi smiled slightly: "That is absolutely impossible."
Although Qiao Muyi said that, she had already made up her mind. After returning, she would ask the Countermeasures Bureau to help her and Ren Suo prepare Fanying's visas. If anything happened in the future, she would immediately turn the table over and go abroad to turn the tables.
Dong Chengling did not refute Qiao Muyi. She never liked talking nonsense.
At this time, Qiao Muyi remembered something and asked, "By the way, why did you only invite me and not Bai Ji?"
Dong Chengling was slightly startled, thought about it, and did not speak. Instead, he straightened his chest, and his clear, beautiful big eyes were filled with confidence.
She has already expressed her attitude through body language: Bai Ji, as for that man, she can completely rely on her physical advantage to crush him uprightly, and she doesn't need to use any tactics against him.
Qiao Muyi was not willing to be outdone. She also put her hands on her hips, tucked in her stomach, and straightened her chest to show off her proud figure.
Soon, Dong Chengling's mouth curled up into a smile, while Qiao Muyi frowned, realizing that things were not simple.
Both of them are powerful cultivators. Their cultivation has made their figures show the exquisite beauty of East Asian women. There is no fat where they should be thin, and the plump parts are full of elasticity, full of exciting sex appeal.
Although most parts of their bodies were similar, Qiao Muyi, through her "detective eyes", keenly discovered that Dong Chengling, whose chest was bulging even in loose pajamas, seemed... maybe... slightly... maybe... compared to her own.
The little bitch who hit Dong Chengling is not small at all!
Qiao Muyi, a third-level cultivator, deputy director of the Lianjiang Countermeasures Bureau, a demon queen with negative energy who could cause a disaster anytime and anywhere and had no natural enemies to stop her, felt a little unconfident for the first time.
…
"They really plan to add more dishes..."
Several minutes had passed, and Qiao Muyi and Dong Chengling had not come out of the kitchen yet. Bored, Ren Suo searched his pocket, but found that there was no cell phone in it.
At this time, Xiaojiu had already eaten and was playing with her phone. She suddenly sighed and said, "Big brother, I didn't expect you to secretly gain points without telling Xiaojiu!"
"What points do you want to gain?" Ren Suo leaned over and found Xiao Jiu was checking his account's performance.
His account's previous rank was Stubborn Bronze, but now it is Glory Gold!
Xiao Jiu said excitedly: "Big brother, you actually reached the Glory Gold level. Xiao Jiu also wants to reach the Gold level!"
Ren Suo blinked, took Xiao Jiu's phone, checked the record of his account, and found that the account had won dozens of games in a row late at night, and directly jumped from bronze to gold.
Facing the excited Xiao Jiu, Ren Suo hesitated for a moment, looked towards the kitchen, and whispered, "Your sister Ling doesn't like you playing with your phone. If she sees me playing with you, she will definitely hate us."
Xiao Jiu nodded: "Yeah... why don't we ask Xianyu to come over and play with us? Then we can say that it was Xianyu who insisted that we play with her, and put all the responsibility on Xianyu!"
Ren Suo knocked Xiao Jiu on the forehead, "Don't frame others!"
Xiao Jiu held his head and said with a pout: "Xiao Jiu is just talking, I won't do that... But Xiao Jiu wants to get points."
"If we play games together, we'll be too conspicuous," Ren Suo said. "How about this, when I get home at night, you can hide in the bedroom and play with your phone, and then we can rank up together. How about that?"
Xiao Jiu asked: "Why at night?"
Ren Suo: "Because elementary school students are free at night, if we team up to gain points, it will be easy to match up with elementary school students. Then I can lead Xiao Jiu to crush them!"
"Crush them!" Xiaojiu cheered.
After comforting Xiaojiu, Ren Suo frowned and suddenly realized that things were not simple.
He was thinking about a serious problem.
Is it possible to do housework and play games at the same time?
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