Chapter 599: Public Bus Becomes Private Car



The first day that Ren Suo and Gu Yueyan fell asleep was Christmas.

At noon, Lin Xianyu and Ren Xingmei came to Ren Suo's house to visit.

They lifted Ren Suo and the other man from the bed and placed them on chairs, then pushed them to the balcony to bask in the sun. They didn't know if it would help, but they suddenly fell asleep at night, and perhaps the sun could wake them up.

This is a very reasonable inference, it's a bit like drying salted fish.

However, I don’t know what will happen if I leave them outside on the balcony to dry. It will be troublesome if it rains and no one takes them away. So you should only try this when someone is watching them.

Lin Xianyu and the other two volunteered to take on this responsibility, and came over at noon to help dry out Ren Suo and Gu Yueyan, the two sleeping salted fish.

Compared to the slightly worried Ren Xingmei, Lin Xianyu seemed very relaxed. He lay barefoot on the sofa playing with his phone, with his legs clamped around the stuffed toy on the sofa. He said, "Remember to sunbathe for 15 minutes and then take it back and leave it for 5 minutes. Don't let them wake up and find themselves tanned..."

Ren Xingmei turned her head and looked at the lazy Lin Xianyu, opened her mouth and wanted to say something, but didn't.

Lin Xianyu saw this scene and said with a smile: "Are you wondering why I'm not worried about them?"

"That's not what I meant..."

"If worrying is useful, I can cry right now and show you." Lin Xianyu stretched, sat up and crossed his legs and said, "I don't know any healing spells, and I haven't studied medicine. It's useless for me to worry."

"But if you really want to help them, little Xingxing, I have a suggestion." Lin Xianyu opened his phone and swiped it a few times, then turned to show Ren Xingmei: "You can pray to the three gods. Maybe a priest will come down to save Brother Ren and the squad leader."

"Oh, that's right!" Ren Xingmei was stunned. She herself was an example of someone who had received treatment from Pastor Zhao Zili, but because of her excellent nine-year compulsory education, she always used scientific methods to solve any problem she encountered instead of pinning her hopes on gods.

"But don't hold your hopes too high." Lin Xianyu lay down again and said, "The frequency of priests coming down to earth is very low. Even if the priest really comes to treat Brother Ren and the squad leader, he may not be able to cure them. I don't think Brother Ren and the others are sick. It seems that they are under special influence."

"Brother Ren and the class monitor were the only ones in the entire academy who suddenly fell into a coma. If the class monitor's spell wasn't for the light type, I would have thought..."

Lin Xianyu suddenly kept silent, and Ren Xingmei asked, "Why?"

"nothing."

After all, Ren Xingmei is Ren Suo's sister. Lin Xianyu swallowed the words "I thought the squad leader was cheating and dragged Brother Ren into the small dark room" right out of his throat.

Lin Xianyu changed the subject: "Come to think of it, I dreamed about Brother Ren and the squad leader last night."

Ren Xingmei asked: "Really? Then do you remember anything?"

"Well... I only remember seeing the squad leader and Brother Ren, and I seemed to be naked..." Lin Xianyu tilted his head and thought for a while, then said, "What about you? Did you dream about Brother Ren?"

Ren Xingmei shook her head: "No, I didn't dream about my brother. It would be nice if I could dream about him..."

"Why do you want to dream about him?" Lin Xianyu asked.

Ren Xingmei was stunned: "I want to see him."

Lin Xianyu crossed his hands and said, "But little star, Brother Ren is basking in the sun right in front of you. You can see him anytime."

Ren Xingmei blinked: "But...but he didn't wake up..."

"If he doesn't wake up, he's not Brother Ren anymore? Not only is he not awake, but no matter what happens, he won't wake up."

Lin Xianyu suddenly put down his phone, went to the balcony, picked up Gu Yueyan with great effort and put him on the sofa, then buried his head in Gu Yueyan's chest and said in a muffled voice: "It's still more comfortable for the squad leader to hold me."

Ren Xingmei was surprised to see Lin Xianyu hugging Gu Yueyan like a doll. Then she glanced at Ren Suo who was basking in the sun and shook her head quickly: "No, we don't even know if they are in danger now, we can't..."

"I believe that Brother Ren and the squad leader definitely don't want us to worry too much about them." Lin Xianyu said righteously, lying on Gu Yueyan's thighs as he spoke: "If they knew that we could eliminate our worries by hugging them, they would definitely be willing... Wow, looking at the squad leader's breasts from this angle is really obscene!"

You obviously just want to bully them so that they can't wake up!

You had so much fun, too!

Seeing Lin Xianyu raising his phone to take a photo, Ren Xingmei glanced at Ren Suo again, with a hint of struggle in her eyes.

no!

I'm here to take care of this fool!

I can't be as heartless as Xianyu!

I just hope this idiot can wake up soon...

"Teacher Dong's nap will be over in 15 minutes. She will move Brother Ren and the class monitor to her home in the afternoon, and then she will practice and take care of them at the same time."

As soon as Lin Xianyu finished speaking, she heard a snap. Ren Xingmei picked up Ren Suo and sprinted a hundred meters directly into the master bedroom, closing the door.

Lin Xianyu blinked her eyes. She finally realized why Teacher Dong refused to let Sister Qiao take care of Brother Ren last night.

Faced with such a demanding Brother Ren, even Xiao Xingxing can't help herself, not to mention Sister Qiao. Since she's not awake yet, there are still many tricks she can play.

Only a traditional pure love contestant like Mr. Dong can remain as calm as a mountain. Even if Mr. Dong couldn't help himself, he would probably just hold hands and kiss each other and go to sleep innocently.

If Brother Ren fell into Sister Qiao's hands...

Lin Xianyu didn't think that Sister Qiao would perform any magical operations on the sleeping Brother Ren. After all, Brother Ren didn't react at all, which limited Sister Qiao's gameplay. Even if Sister Qiao played a little more intensely than Teacher Dong, it was probably just the difference between Brother Ren wearing clothes or not.

She just felt that if Sister Qiao got Brother Ren, no matter whether Brother Ren woke up in the future or not, they would never see them again in this life...

"well."

Lin Xianyu chose not to bother with her little brain anymore and turned her head to rest on Gu Yueyan's thigh to play with her phone.

Ten minutes later, Ren Xingmei carried Ren Suo out. Fortunately, both of them were first-level cultivators, so they could move two adults so easily.

Lin Xianyu glanced at Ren Xingmei, her cheeks flushed, her eyes smiling, her face full of satisfaction. She smiled and said, "You are not so worried now, are you?"

"Yeah." Ren Xingmei had completely gotten over her mental block. After all, Ren Suo was her brother. Not to mention that Ren Suo was asleep, even if Ren Suo was awake, she could still do this and that with him!

It's just that she was too shy to ask for this, and she only dared to play games with Ren Suo...

“Are you more confident that they will wake up?” Lin Xianyu said, “I am not satisfied with doing this and that with them when they are asleep, but I hope that I can do this and that with them after they wake up… There is no need to worry, we just need to wait and have hope!”

Although she felt that Lin Xianyu's words were twisted, Ren Xingmei was the vested interest this time, so she nodded heavily.

When Dong Chengling teleported over, she saw Gu Yueyan and Ren Suo both dressed neatly and sitting on chairs, while Ren Xingmei and Lin Xianyu were waiting for her in the living room.

"Thank you for your hard work." Dong Chengling nodded and took over Ren Suo and Gu Yueyan's bodies. At this time, Lin Xianyu suddenly asked, "Teacher Bai doesn't know about this, right?"

"...He doesn't know that I asked for leave for Yue Yan. If Suo doesn't wake up in two days, I will also ask for leave for him."

Well, Teacher Dong really didn’t tell Teacher Bai. If Teacher Bai knew, Teacher Dong would not dare to leave Brother Ren on campus.

Lin Xianyu and Ren Xingmei left, and Dong Chengling moved Ren Suo and Gu Yueyan to her house.

Dong Chengling looked at the time and saw that there was still an hour and a half left before her afternoon class.

There is not much time, but Dong Chengling is best at using time flexibly.

Without the accumulation of small steps, one cannot reach a thousand miles; without the accumulation of small streams, one cannot form a river or sea. All success comes from the accumulation of little things.

Dong Chengling fixed Rensuo, exhaled lightly, cleared his mind, and began to circulate the cyclone.

Space spell eternal aura coordinates human body enchantment, the first experiment begins!

Gu Yueyan knew he was dreaming.

This was a blank world, with nothing above, below, left, or right. But when she thought it was empty, a dining table appeared in front of her.

The dining table at Dong Chengling’s house.

Gu Yueyan went over and sat down. A sumptuous meal appeared on the table, and familiar faces appeared beside him: Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi, Lin Xianyu, Ren Xingmei, Qin Lian, Zhao Huo, Bai Ji...

However, they all had a vague sense of being in a haze, as if they would be blown away by the wind at any moment, and they all sat motionless on their chairs. Only Ren Suo, who was sitting directly opposite them, was sleeping on the dining table. When Gu Yueyan saw Ren Suo, he felt an inexplicable sense of security in his heart.

Just like what Ren Suo said, Gu Yueyan quickly realized her abilities in this dream: distorting the world, distorting identities, distorting relationships, as long as she had enough, she could do anything.

Gu Yueyan had already thought about what identities to arrange for himself and Ren Suo.

She is now focusing on something else.

After calling up the information of everyone at the dinner table, Gu Yueyan added a setting for everyone:

They will not be able to meet Ren Suo and Gu Yueyan.

Even though she knew that she was just using her power and had done nothing wrong; even though she knew that she was just influencing the projection and had nothing to do with reality; even though she knew that this matter did not violate the justice that she had always insisted on...but Gu Yueyan still felt as if she had done something bad.

It feels like adding a private lock to a public bicycle.

However, Gu Yueyan did not give up because of her small psychological barrier. When she realized that her changes were all because of Ren Suo and her illness was caused by Ren Suo, she felt at ease deep in her heart.

Good kids always need a reason to be bad.

She originally wanted to add this setting to Luna, but unfortunately, even if she possessed divine power, she could not influence Luna. It might be that the apostles of the Moon God were immune to each other.

After finishing the task, Gu Yueyan slowly exited this white dream.

Then she heard Yueyan's voice calling her. She opened her eyes and found herself lying on a big bed, living in a pink dream room full of dolls.

Ren Suo, wearing plaid pajamas, was already sitting by the bed waiting for her.

Gu Yueyan looked down at herself. She was wearing a very cute little white bunny pajamas, which was much better than the nurse outfit she wore yesterday. She rubbed her eyes and said sleepily, "Are you awake?"

"Yeah." Ren Suo said, "So, we are childhood sweethearts today?"

"Yes." Gu Yueyan explained: "If we are childhood sweethearts, then we can gain experience from each other, and we can gain experience no matter where we are..."

Gu Yueyan was still worried that Ren Suo would be dissatisfied, but Ren Suo accepted it quickly: "Yeah, this character label is good, let's get started. By the way, isn't calling each other childhood sweethearts more intimate?"

When it comes to such good things as gaining experience and improving one's cultivation, Ren Suo's lower limit is actually lower than Gu Yueyan's. He might consider other people, but Ren Suo doesn't care at all about those who are bound to Gu Yueyan.

"Then I'll call you... Yueyan? You just call me by my name?"

Gu Yueyan blinked and shook his head: "No, everyone calls you Ren Suo, and I call you Ren Suo too, it feels the same as everyone else."

Ren Suo: "Then how do you want to shout?"

Gu Yueyan opened his mouth, but couldn't think of a good nickname. Qiao Muyi called Ren Suo "Xiao Suo", Dong Chengling called Ren Suo directly "Suo", Gu Yueyan didn't have many choices. After all, Ren was his surname, and Suo was the name that represented him, so he could only start with Suo.

Ren Suo suggested, "Brother Suo?"

Gu Yueyan shook her head. She felt that calling Ren Suo "Brother Suo" was tantamount to admitting that her IQ was lower than Ren Suo's.

"Suozi?"

It feels like playing mahjong, no.

"Soren?"

Kind of interesting, but so weird.

"Then it's up to you to decide. Just don't call me Suo Zai." Ren Suo smacked his lips: "That's what my parents call me."

Mom and Dad...

couple……

Gu Yueyan blinked, pursed his lips and said, "Then I'll call you Mr. Suo, or just call you brother."

"Sir" originally means husband, but it is also a title for men, and a respectful title for people who are older than oneself, which meets Gu Yueyan's requirements very well.

Brother is fine, but Suo Ge is not. The former is a nickname, while the latter is like a name for a gang leader.

Ren Suo shrugged, "Sure, as long as you like it."

Then the two of them stared at each other. Ren Suo shook his head and asked, "So are we going to do some childhood sweetheart things to gain experience?"

"Well, tell me what you want to do." Gu Yueyan's eyes curved into crescents, he sat cross-legged on the bed, hugged the doll and said, "You are my only childhood sweetheart."

"Then I will do with you what I did with my childhood sweetheart before?"

"Okay, what have you done with your childhood sweetheart before?" Gu Yueyan asked expectantly.

"Hehe, I'm ready." Ren Suo chuckled and took something out of his pocket: "Speaking of childhood sweethearts, of course the first thing is..."

"It's time for an exciting game of flying chess!"

Seeing Ren Suo take out a box of flying chess, Gu Yueyan was not too disappointed.

How should I put it? I feel like it's just you.

After all, most of Ren Suo's childhood sweethearts are naughty kids like him...

But Gu Yueyan had no intention of giving in. The reason why she arranged such identities for herself and Ren Suo was to allow herself to control Ren Suo with ease.

"I can play flying chess with you, but you also have to accompany me to do something that childhood sweethearts would do." Gu Yueyan said slowly.

"No problem." Ren Suo agreed readily.

"Well... I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face yet." Gu Yueyan slightly lifted the doll to cover his face, looked at Ren Suo cautiously, and said with a hint of expectation: "Brother, can you help me brush my teeth and wash my face?"


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