The fifth phase of the moon.

When Ren Suo woke up, he was completely unable to sit up.

Because there were two soft and elastic bodies pressing on him - two!

He felt no emotion at all, and even felt a little breathless: two heads pressed against his chest, making breathing a little difficult.

The two people on his body were hugging him and each other at the same time, making the three of them look like they were playing human pyramid or spring roll wrapping - but he was the one at the bottom, the one on the bottom layer of spring rolls.

Gu Yueyan slept like a lady, lying on her side with her hands on her chest and her head resting on Ren Suo's chest, her breathing was steady.

Luna was very magical. She snored for a long time. It was not the explosive snoring noise that would affect sleep, but a very light one. It sounded like the vibration of a small electric motor, as if all the bones in her body were vibrating, causing Ren Suo to vibrate as well.

Ren Suo, who was already awake, had a blank expression on his face. He touched the two people's heads, trying to wake them up.

If there was only one person on his body, perhaps Ren Suo could still bear it; but with two people on his body, even if Ren Suo had the body of a third-level cultivator, he would not be able to continue sleeping while carrying a weight of nearly two hundred kilograms!

As for whether these two weighed 200 pounds combined, Ren Suo felt that they should have. As the saying goes, if you weigh less than 100 pounds, you are either flat-chested or short. They have neither of these two qualities, and they may even be a lot heavier.

However, the more he touched, the more comfortably they slept. Gu Yueyan curled up his body, and his sleeping face became sweeter and sweeter; Luna rubbed him directly, scratched his chest, and turned her head, as if hoping he would touch her.

I wanted to wake you up, not pet the cat!

As if they could hear Ren Suo's inner roar, Gu Yueyan and Luna woke up at the same time. They didn't seem surprised that they appeared on Ren Suo's body. After sitting up, they looked at each other and smiled at the same time: "I love you, you are all my wings."

Then, the smile on Gu Yueyan's face froze instantly.

you?

After Luna finished speaking, she turned her head to look at the waning gibbous moon outside the window, immediately got out of bed, put on her windbreaker, and flew out on the moon steps, leaving Ren Suo and Gu Yueyan looking at each other in the bedroom.

"What is your identity today?" Gu Yueyan restrained his expression and stared at Ren Suo and asked.

She had noticed something.

Ren Suo could actually guess the situation before him.

He couldn't remember anything about the NPC, but he had to have some impression of the game's protagonist.

After being a stranger, the king of environmental protection, a pet girl, and the daughter of Shura, Luna's next character label is naturally the harem master. Although Ren Suo skipped many plots, he still remembered that Luna and the little nurse (Gu Yueyan) were flapping their wings with the same wings.

"I am your common wings." Ren Suo spread his hands and said, "I am responsible for taking care of your daily life, food, and entertainment... a full-time lover."

Although she had guessed that her plan had failed halfway, Gu Yueyan couldn't help but feel a little discouraged when she heard Ren Suo say this - she thought Luna would choose her, but she didn't expect Luna to choose all of them!

Now, her character tag is that she likes Luna and Ren Suo, Luna's character tag is that she likes me and Ren Suo, and Ren Suo's character tag is probably distorted to that he likes me and Luna... What is this? Is it a random love link?

Gu Yueyan sighed slightly, and lay down on the bed again, curled up with her pillow in her arms and stared blankly. Ren Suo looked at her and couldn't help yawning, then got out of bed and went to the living room to continue sleeping.

"Carry me."

"Um?"

Ren Suo turned his head and saw Gu Yueyan lying on the bed with her hands stretched out to him. A blush spread from her ears to her cheeks, but her eyes and tone were firm: "Carry me to wash up!"

Although there were unexpected unstable factors, Gu Yueyan quickly adjusted his mentality: Luna was just a friend they met on the dark side of the moon, and after returning to reality, Luna would not meet them again.

Luna was a destabilizing factor, but soon she could no longer affect them.

Instead of worrying about this, Luna decided to continue with her plan. Besides, she was planning to enjoy herself today, and she had been looking forward to it for a long time!

For this phase of the moon, Gu Yueyan was not imitating the plot of a movie, but was purely based on the dream life that Lin Xianyu had once talked about with her.

Today, Gu Yueyan is going to live the dream life that Lin Xianyu has always dreamed of in advance!

Ren Suo blinked and thought for a long time, "Can't you walk by yourself?"

"This is the requirement of the character tag." Gu Yueyan was still lying on the bed, reaching out to him, refusing to sit up. He said seriously, "This is the only way to gain experience with the greatest efficiency!"

Gu Yueyan didn't lie, but there was more than one way to gain experience with the highest efficiency, she just chose the one she wanted to try the most.

Ren Suo didn't hesitate much, after all, they had woken up in the same bed several times, and there was also the reason of gaining experience and cultivation, so he came over and picked up Gu Yueyan in a princess hug. Gu Yueyan was still a little nervous, and she carefully hugged Ren Suo's neck with both hands, lowered her head and avoided Ren Suo's sight.

"Hmm...Luna is heavier than you." Ren Suo weighed her with his hand. He had held Luna (in a coma) several times before, so he could make a rough comparison.

Gu Yueyan was a little happy to hear this. No girl doesn't like to be praised for her light weight. But she heard Ren Suo continue, "You are about the same height and body shape, but I didn't expect Luna to be a little heavier than you..."

They were about the same height and build, so the difference in weight was...

Gu Yueyan looked at her bulging chest, raised her head and glanced at Ren Suo, wondering if Ren Suo had just told a dirty joke. However, thinking of Ren Suo's previous remarks at the swimming pool, Gu Yueyan felt that it was very likely, and asked tentatively: "Do you think it's better to go heavier or lighter?"

Ren Suo instantly became alert, this kind of question was a bit like a death question!

When faced with this kind of question, it is not enough to just choose one answer. You must find another way, find out what the questioner is concerned about, and then solve it in a targeted manner!

Whether it’s a little heavier or a little lighter, it’s all a weight issue, so you must grasp the weight correctly and deal with it accordingly!

"It's all fine. Anyway, maybe I can learn the magic of increasing or decreasing fat in the future. If you want it heavier, lighter, bigger or smaller, I can help you solve it!" Ren Suo said seriously. He believed that there must be such a magic - because the economic benefits involved are very huge, Xuan Country will definitely research it out!

Infrastructure, advanced equipment, and life technology are the three extraordinary development directions of Xuan Kingdom's magic. It is okay to just study fighting and killing, as long as it is enough - peace and development are the main themes of the current era.

But when Gu Yueyan heard his words, he couldn't help but think of other things...

A little heavier, a little lighter, a little bigger, a little smaller...

It can’t be any bigger. If it’s any bigger, my shoulders will be tired. When I do exercise, a lot of sweat accumulates in the grooves, which makes it wet and uncomfortable... At most, it can be about the same size as Mr. Dong...

It was still washing teeth and face. After a few days, Ren Suo actually started to get used to serving Gu Yueyan, and it was very natural and quick. After finishing, he carried Gu Yueyan back to the bedroom to braid her hair.

Gu Yueyan had no intention of leaving on her own. She would not move at all that day (the Dark Side of the Moon even cancelled the process of excretion). She was like a useless person, enjoying Ren Suo's care the whole time.

That’s right, this is the dream life that Lin Xianyu has been looking forward to!

Without moving a finger, she just opened her mouth to eat and stretched out her hands to get clothes, enjoying 360° all-round care without leaking anything. The main reason was to gain experience in character tags, and the secondary reason was that Gu Yueyan wanted to criticize Lin Xianyu's dream, but criticism without any arguments was just prejudice, so she needed to try this kind of decadent life and experience how ugly this kind of life was, and then she could better criticize Lin Xianyu's dream.

Looking at the bun in the mirror, Gu Yueyan nodded with satisfaction and motioned Ren Suo to help her put on the orange hamster jacket next to her - Lin Xianyu often wore this coat, and when she wore this coat, it meant that she would stay in the dormitory all day. For Gu Yueyan, wearing this coat seemed to represent that she was enjoying life for Lin Xianyu.

“I want to watch a movie!”

"Cola!"

"potato chips!"

After a while, the lights in the living room were turned off, and the projection screen was lowered, revealing a home theater. Ren Suo selected a movie and found that it was an animated adaptation of Ren's fan comic "The Western Jin Dynasty Slaughterer", a true love action blockbuster.

"All the heroes in the world are beasts, and the land is full of ghosts and monsters that are not human. But I have a sword that can cut off all the shackles. I don't ask for an afterlife, but I ask for no regrets. I will kill as many people as I can, and I will be happy even if I die a hundred times..."

This cartoon tells the story of a butcher's experience of going down the mountain. It is extremely bloody and violent. A brief introduction is that the world is in chaos in the Western Jin Dynasty. A young man from the Ren family destroys his own meridians to avoid being disturbed by the shackles of his blood (he cannot kill people, cannot get involved in power, and must slay demons and monsters). Then he goes down the mountain and turns into a butcher to smooth over all injustices and kill all those who have done wrong.

Because being loved by the people would activate the curse of the Ren family's bloodline, Ren Tu always showed himself as a severely injured and cruel beggar, scaring away all the grateful people and forcing everyone to hate him. But even so, there was still a little girl who was not afraid of him at all and followed Ren Tu to wander in this chaotic world...

The little girl takes good care of Ren Tu and cooks for him in the broken house every day. She looks sweet and warm. After collecting intelligence, Ren Tu suddenly explodes and kills all the bad guys in the shortest time. She looks handsome and cool.

"When was this movie released?" Ren Suo asked curiously.

It seems that Xuan Guo has not given up on winning over Ren Han. He hopes that Ren Han will see these entertainment works and then can't help but comment on them online.

"It seems to be released on Christmas. I was planning to go see it with Xianyu. By the way, I want to eat fried chicken." Gu Yueyan said lazily and took a sip of Coke.

Ren Suo blinked, "No bombs at home?"

"We have the ingredients. You can learn how to make it. It's not difficult." Gu Yueyan placed her smooth little feet on the sofa and waved her hand to signal Ren Suo to go quickly. "You will also gain experience by cooking."

“Hmm…” Ren Suo smacked his lips, and finally went to the kitchen obediently to learn how to make fried chicken nuggets.

After a while, Luna came back. She looked curiously at the dim living room and the movie playing on the projection screen, and sat down next to Gu Yueyan very naturally, drinking Coke and eating potato chips, taking off her shoes and socks, and watching the movie with her legs crossed.

Gu Yueyan looked at Luna helplessly and shouted towards the kitchen: "Are the fried chicken nuggets ready?"

"Alright, alright!" Ren Suo brought out a bucket of fried chicken nuggets, which looked pretty good. After all, Gu Yueyan had assigned him the character tag of being good at housework, so he naturally knew the cooking steps when making fried chicken nuggets.

As soon as Ren Suo came over, Luna's eyes lit up immediately. She pulled him to sit down, held Ren Suo's arms with both hands, and started to eat fried chicken happily.

At this time, Gu Yueyan finally couldn't help it: You drank my Coke, ate my potato chips, and stole my man, I tolerated it all, but you actually stole my chicken nuggets?

I don’t dare eat this kind of calorie-filled food in real life. I can only taste it in my dreams!

Gu Yueyan grabbed the fried chicken bucket and held it in his arms. He placed his feet on Ren Suo's thighs and pressed against Luna's body. He asked first, "Luna, do you like me?"

"I like it." Luna looked at Gu Yueyan's bucket of fried chicken and nodded.

"Then can you just stay with me and not touch him?" Gu Yueyan made a last effort to preserve their world for two. He even shook the fried chicken in his hand and ate it with some ketchup.

"...No! I like him too! I want to be with you guys!" Luna licked her lips as she looked at the bucket of fried chicken, but still said it solemnly.

"So you like both me and him?" Gu Yueyan asked.

Luna: "Yes. What about you? Do you like me?"

Gu Yueyan chuckled twice and ate a fried chicken nugget: "I like it."

Luna immediately greeted him, "Then come over and give me a pat on the head."

But Luna's eyes were fixed on the fried chicken bucket, and it didn't look like a simple pat on the head.

Gu Yueyan shook her head and hooked her feet to push Ren Suo, who was watching a movie, towards her: "No, I want to lie in his arms. It's his turn to take care of me today."

Luna blinked, looked at Gu Yueyan, then looked at Ren Suo: "So you like both me and him?"

Gu Yueyan nodded: "Yes."

The two of them looked at each other, and Luna suddenly thought of something, stretched out her hand and said, "Honey, let me have a piece~"

Gu Yueyan was shocked when he heard this and shook his head repeatedly. Luna didn't mind either, she hugged Ren Suo and said, "Hubby~ I want to eat that~"

Ren Suo turned his eyes away from the scene of the butcher carrying the little girl and killing people everywhere, and asked doubtfully, "Husband?"

"Between lovers, isn't it always the woman who is the wife and the man who is the husband?" Luna said, "She is my wife and you are my husband. My wife won't give me food, so you, my husband, should go find me something to eat, that's it!"

Ren Suo already knew Luna's personality, and now his character label was indeed similar to what Luna said, so he did not refute and went to the kitchen to make a second bucket of fried chicken.

After bringing the fried chicken, Gu Yueyan said lazily, "The Coke is gone."

“There are no more potato chips.”

When Luna saw Gu Yueyan acting like a spoiled child, she immediately said the same thing: "Honey, I want Coke too, and I want goat milk ice cream!"

Ren Suo's eyebrows twitched wildly as he met their request.

"Give me a massage of my feet."

"Hubby, I want one too."

"Feed me potato chips, so greasy."

"Hubby, I want one too."

"help me……"

"Hubby, I want one too."

Ren Suo finally couldn't help it, he pulled the corner of his mouth, stopped and looked at the two of them calmly.

Gu Yueyan turned around and saw Ren Suo looking at him fiercely. He felt a little panicked and wondered if he had gone too far.

Fortunately, there is Luna, the pioneer: "Husband, why did you stop? Do you want to disobey? Isn't there a saying that the wife is always right? Are you still our husband?"

When it comes to fighting for benefits, Luna becomes very fluent in her speech.

"Yes, that's right. There's a saying that a wife is always right," Ren Suo said with gritted teeth, "but my wife may not realize that she may not always be my wife."

Gu Yueyan's face changed, and she blinked, thinking about what to say to appease Ren Suo. Unexpectedly, Ren Suo was determined not to give up this character label and did not want to be exploited by them.

But Luna didn't hear Ren Suo's subtext. She tilted her head and thought seriously: "A wife may not always be a wife... then what else can it be?"

Ren Suo laughed and said, "Guess?"

Luna blinked her eyes and suddenly exclaimed, "I know!"

As she spoke, Luna pounced over from the sofa and even used her explosive teleportation feathers. Ren Suo was completely unable to dodge and was directly pinned to the ground by her!

"A wife may not always be a wife. She may also be a widow."

Luna pressed Ren Suo's hands and said seriously: "I haven't been a widow yet! I want to try!"

She remembered that Xiao Yuyu once said that a wife would be upgraded to a widow!

Ren Suo blinked and stared at Luna for a few seconds. After confirming that Luna's eyes were indeed filled with curiosity, he immediately said, "I feel very happy to be your husband. Please continue to be my wife. Thank you."

"Eh? But I want to be a widow..."

"You can do it again after a few days, after a few days." Cold sweat broke out on Ren Suo's forehead - he really wasn't sure whether Luna would chop off the knife and become a widow on a whim.

He just wanted to vent his anger and reduce some of his workload. Now Gu Yueyan looked at him apologetically, so his goal should have been achieved.

"It's a deal then." Luna let go of Ren Suo with a look of regret, and continued to happily enjoy her considerate and thoughtful service from her husband.

Is this what it feels like to be loved: open your mouth for food and stretch out your hand for clothes, someone will come to serve you when you call, and any request can be met...

Um?

Luna, who was watching a movie next to Gu Yueyan, suddenly realized something: Wait, wasn’t I living this kind of life before?

Luna was lost in thought when suddenly a piece of delicious ice cream touched her lips. She took a bite subconsciously and found that the taste seemed different.

"How do you like cantaloupe flavor?" Ren Suo held a bowl of nine-color ice cream and said, "There are also blueberry, taro, chocolate, watermelon and other flavors. I wonder if you like them."

"I like it!" Luna agreed happily after taking another big bite of ice cream.

"That's good. You've worked hard in the battle." Ren Suo touched Luna's head and smiled gently, "Have a good rest."

Luna stared at Ren Suo blankly, feeling strange in her heart. She was very sensitive, and she could see from Pet Suo's eyes that Pet Suo seemed to really know that fighting was hard, that it would hurt when he was injured, and that he would be afraid... But Pet Suo couldn't help her with anything, so Pet Suo could only make her some delicious ice cream.

After feeding Luna, Ren Suo went to Gu Yueyan to gain experience. However, as soon as he went over, Luna hugged his hand from behind.

Ren Suo turned around and asked, "What's wrong?"

Luna blinked and shook her head: "It's okay, just continue."

Although she said so, Luna still held Ren Suo's hand and watched the movie sideways.

What a strange feeling.

Suddenly I wanted to have a baby with him.

Suddenly I wanted to be his widow.

.。 m.