After all, he couldn't escape it, and Qiao Muyi still wanted an answer from him.

Although Ren Suo had no intention of hiding from the beginning, otherwise he would not have taken the initiative to come to Lianjiang to find Qiao Muyi.

But...it's impossible for you to say that he didn't have any fluke mentality. Every student who didn't do his homework during the winter vacation was prepared to face the storm, but they also hoped that the teacher would not collect homework/not check homework/only check the part of homework they had done.

Ren Suo's whole body stiffened, his heart was pounding, and he even felt that he was beginning to secrete adrenaline.

When a person is extremely nervous, all his senses become more sensitive.

Ren Suo could now smell the scent of shampoo in Qiao Muyi's hair.

Seeing the white and sexy clavicle inside her collar,

Hearing her gentle and beautiful voice with a hint of jealousy and grievance,

He could feel her arms around him gently touching his spine, one hand on the back of his neck that could break his neck at any time, and the other on the coccyx that could make his lower body and lower body lie flat with just a little force to destroy it.

...But at the same time, he could also feel Qiao Muyi's soft and boneless graceful body, her soft and elastic big rabbit, and her slender waist that could be held in one hand.

Although Ren Suo was panicking, he hugged Qiao Muyi tighter due to his complex sensory feelings.

He didn't dare to make a sound in his throat, and was obsessed with the taste of Qiao Muyi like a drowned man struggling to death.

"...There's no point in being silent." Qiao Muyi said faintly: "Your heartbeat has already told me the answer."

"...I'm sorry." Ren Suo was silent for a while, then whispered, "This time, I'm the one who's sorry for you."

"If being sorry is useful, why do we need the Countermeasures Bureau?" Qiao Muyi looked up at him, her arrogant and cold eyes slightly wrinkled, revealing a trace of grievance and resentment, which made Ren Suo's heart jump: "Then what are you going to do?"

What am I going to do?

Ren Suo had thought about this problem in The Dark Side of the Moon. At that time, he thought, "Don't confess your feelings first, don't establish a close relationship with anyone, and think of a solution after you have sorted out your thoughts."

Then less than an hour later, he kissed Gu Yueyan.

Now he was humming and moaning with Qiao Muyi again, and his body was about to melt into ice cream and stick to Qiao Muyi.

It could be said that plans really could not keep up with changes, or perhaps Ren Suo's will was completely unaffected by the outside world except for his ability to persevere in playing games and being lazy, but in other aspects he was too easily influenced by others.

Although Ren Suo actually felt that his rationality was not enough to stop their surging love... Of course, Ren Suo had received more than a decade of pure love education from his mother (the education method was to watch sad and melodramatic TV dramas together), he would only blame the sin on himself, the biggest vested interest.

As for what to do, Ren Suo has an excellent idea.

It's just that he was too thin-skinned, too timid, and too weak to say it out loud.

After all, Qiao Muyi was still touching his spine and the back of his neck. If Qiao Muyi got angry, Ren Suo would deserve to die.

"...What do you think I should do?" Ren Suo threw the question back to Qiao Muyi.

Unlike Ren Suo, Qiao Muyi seemed to have already made up her mind. She looked at him and said with a smile, "It's very simple. You can post a photo of the two of us on WeChat Moments and say that you won't be going home tonight. Then we'll stay in a hotel for one night, go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register for marriage tomorrow morning, post it on WeChat Moments again, and then choose an auspicious day to hold the wedding. After a while, I'll take a leave to go on a honeymoon with you..."

"...Are you sleeping in a single bed?" Ren Suo asked curiously.

"No, what's wrong?"

"Then why are we going to stay in a hotel for the night?"

Qiao Muyi raised her eyebrows slightly, rubbed the skin on the back of his neck with her slender jade fingers, and said slowly: "...to prevent someone from coming to your door."

"Don't you think this is a good idea? Take out your phone."

“emmmm(⊙o⊙)…” Ren Suo’s eyes began to drift away, and he made the sound of a student who couldn’t hand in his homework: “Well…”

Qiao Muyi's smile remained unchanged, but her voice became cold and piercing: "You don't agree?"

"It's not that I disagree..."

"You don't want to marry me? You don't want to be with me?"

"No." Ren Suo answered firmly.

"Then why are you hesitating?" Qiao Muyi held Ren Suo's face, pressed his eyes, and made him look into hers. She smiled like a fox, but her eyes were filled with anger that could burst out at any time: "Am I good-looking?"

Ren Suo didn't dare to disobey Qiao Muyi at this moment, and nodded repeatedly in accordance with her words:

"You look like a heroine from a game."

"Are you satisfied with my figure?"

"I feel as satisfied as if I saw a sequel to a classic game."

"Do I care about you?"

"You are as considerate as the system elf in the game."

"Do you like me?"

"If one day I can only choose between the game and you, I will choose you." Ren Suo said, "As my parents said, I wish to have the heart of one person and stay together until the end of my life."

Although Ren Suo's series of answers were a bit strange, they still managed to suppress Qiao Muyi's anger a little.

She gently scratched Ren Suo's eye sockets with her fingers. Fortunately, the monk had to trim his nails, so Qiao Muyi just gently stroked Ren Suo's eye sockets with her fingertips.

"Then, what are you hesitating about?" Qiao Muyi asked word by word.

Qiao Muyi naturally knew the reason, but she just wanted to hear Suo say it himself.

Like Ren Suo, Qiao Muyi also had a bit of luck in her mind. She knew that Ren Suo was a student who didn't do his homework, but she also hoped that Ren Suo could give her a satisfactory homework.

Even though he was completely controlled by Qiao Muyi, Ren Suo sighed and remained silent for a moment, then said honestly: "I like them, they are also very important to me, I don't want to hurt them."

It is easy to realize that Ren Ma’s pure love education has completely failed.

The male protagonist in a sad and melodramatic TV drama would at most say to one person’s face that he likes the other one too.

But Ren Suo was more amazing. He said in front of one person that he liked another group.

Qiao Muyi still didn't get angry, instead she asked with a smile: "There are many kinds of likes, which kind of like do you have for them?"

"Is it the kind of love that means holding their hands and walking into the marriage hall?"

"Do you want to hug and kiss them lovingly?"

"Do you want to love them till death in bed?"

"I want to be with them..."

With each situation Qiao Muyi described, her voice became colder and colder, and the strength of her hands holding Ren Suo's face became stronger and stronger, forcing Ren Suo to thank his ancestors for evolving his skull to be particularly hard.

But when Qiao Muyi spoke later, Ren Suo saw mist in her eyes, crystal tears swirling in her eye sockets, and her expression became resentful, aggrieved and angry.

She stared at Ren Suo, like a stubborn little girl trying hard to hold back her tears.

The scene of Ren Suo flirting with other women made her feel uncomfortable just by talking about it and thinking about it.

"Don't say any more." Ren Suo held Qiao Muyi's pretty face and wiped away her tears with his thumb. He couldn't help laughing and said, "You killed eight hundred enemies but lost a thousand of your own lives."

"That would at least kill 800 enemies," Qiao Muyi bit her lower lip and said, "Are you sad? Do you feel guilty?"

“I feel guilty and sad.”

"Have you changed your mind?"

“It’s changed a little.”

Qiao Muyi was slightly startled and asked, "What has changed?"

"I'm not afraid anymore." Ren Suo lowered his head and touched his forehead against Qiao Muyi's. The thoughts of the two seemed to be connected at this moment.

"I'm fine with whatever you want to do to me. I'll support you no matter what you do."

"Even if I can't give you happiness, I can at least make you comfortable."

Qiao Muyi was slightly stunned. She looked into Ren Suo's eyes to make sure that he was not telling dirty jokes to tease her, but was apologizing sincerely and even used a rhyme.

Qiao Muyi was silent for a while, her heart was as complicated as a bowl of mung bean soup, thick, sticky and cold, yet sweet to the heart.

“You…”

Qiao Muyi hugged Ren Suo's neck and said faintly, "What a weird person."

Ren Suo blinked his eyes: "No, I'm just an ordinary person."

"If you were an ordinary person, you wouldn't be unable to agree to give priority to your own life!" Qiao Muyi snorted, and Ren Suo dared not say a word.

Qiao Muyi looked at Ren Suo, shook his head, and sighed helplessly: "If you were an ordinary person, you should have noticed Cheng Ling's feelings for you a long time ago... If you were an ordinary person, you should know that Gu Yueyan fell in love with you after the Ailan Lake in Xiang City..."

"You can't say that. I don't realize that it's actually very positive—"

"Shut up!" Qiao Muyi said viciously, "I was the one who provided love consulting services to them! I don't know how many friends I helped to catch their dream lovers, but you were the one who actually ignored them! You have completely disgraced me as a love consulting service!"

Hey? Have you ever done something like this before?

Ren Suo was a little surprised: "So you already knew about them——"

"Of course I know!"

Qiao Muyi suddenly became angry:

"Don't think Dong Chengling seems to have seen through the world. She is just a young girl in her twenties. Do you still want her to lose face and pursue you? She has no experience in love before. She is just a nerd and traditional. She is also afraid of what to do if you reject her. She also fantasizes about romantic love! I asked her to dress up and ask you out, but you just didn't notice and kept standing still!"

"When Gu Yueyan liked you, she already knew that Cheng Ling liked you. She liked her teacher Dong and she also liked you. She was so conflicted that she came to me every day to talk. I asked her to test your opinion. You couldn't reject her completely, and you couldn't respond to her. What do you want her to do? I heard that when you were in Dark Side of the Moon, you didn't realize Gu Yueyan's feelings until the last two days. You call this an ordinary person? How can there be such a stupid ordinary person?"

"Do you really have to have them both confess to you? Shouldn't girls be reserved? They have already taken ninety-nine steps towards you, and they just want you to take one step forward. If you don't move, you're just standing still!"

Qiao Muyi bit her lip and said aggrievedly: "If I didn't love you so much, who would take the initiative to confess to you?"

Being scolded by Qiao Muyi like this, Ren Suo couldn't say a word of rebuttal. He gently stroked Qiao Muyi's hair and said, "I am just so stupid, I'm sorry... I will apologize to them later..."

"don't want."

Qiao Muyi hugged him tightly and snorted: "It's enough to apologize to me. Why apologize to them? You'd better continue to pretend that you don't know."

Ren Suo smiled awkwardly: "But now I know..."

"That's why I said you're a weirdo!" Qiao Muyi said angrily, "When you don't like someone, you don't like anyone. If you liked Dong Chengling or Gu Yueyan earlier, and established a relationship with one of them earlier, I would definitely help them kill you."

"But you just kept dragging it on until I fell into the hands of your enemy..."

"Then you finally realized that you were still a man of marriageable age, and suddenly you liked them all - are you a dog or a cat? Can't you just like me? Can't you?!"

"Either you like them all or you don't like them all. Why are you so extreme?"

"Are you a big fool? Are you?"

"Yes, yes, yes." Ren Suo finally responded after being scolded by Qiao Muyi, and nodded like a chick pecking at rice.

"It's your head!"

Qiao Muyi poked Ren Suo's forehead fiercely, then touched it with heartache, snorting, "I'm the big fool, only a big fool likes you."