I also have a year-end summary! ?
Ren Suo was stunned for a moment. Only then did he realize that the Gregorian New Year had already passed and the Lunar New Year was about to come.
This year, it is indeed time for him to sum up.
After clicking on this system notification, the main interface changed into a dimly lit room. Although it was rendered in a cartoon style, Ren Suo could still tell at a glance that the layout of the room was very similar to his own living room.
In the dim room, a figure walked over and sat on the sofa. The screen then lit up, becoming the only light in the darkness.
"It's a small world of fun"
There is a line of small print below:
"2018 Game Report"
Then there are some very sentimental words:
"It's nice to play with you."
Ren Suo's face was filled with black lines - this 'you' in 'can play with you', does it refer to himself or the Small World game console?
There is a line of small words in the lower left corner: "The last page easter egg - find the one who will become the protagonist of your life"
Ren Suo had a vague feeling that this year-end report might not be friendly to him.
Sure enough, when I turned to the second page, the small world game machine poured out its firepower unreservedly:
"This year"
"You played 14 games in total"
"Your play style doesn't require any technical skills. You just spend money and hide, and you love playing late at night."
"You really want to leave a memory in the world, but your ability is so embarrassing. However, you don't give up, even if it means showing off to the game character."
"Hey! How come I didn't play the game to the fullest? I spent real money on cheats! Can you call this hiding in the game? That's called development, strategy, and the late game!"
Ren Suo pointed at the screen and retorted angrily, as if the operator of the Small World game console was hiding behind the screen: "I'm not pretending. I made up a fantastic origin for the game character so that it will be easier for them to do things in the future. This will make things easier for them, and I can also make some money as a middleman, and the country's intelligence department can also make a living. This is a good thing that has the best of both worlds!"
"Let me see how else you can slander me!" Ren Suo continued to watch angrily.
The screen focuses on a blurry figure sitting on the sofa, and a word pops up first: "Goddess"
"In 2018, the most common comment you received on the game character you created on the Small World game console was: Goddess"
"From this, it can be concluded that you are a goddess-type player."
"Men really know how to tease other men."
Here are a few more review examples:
"The goddess blooming on the snow-capped mountains" - "If you are strong, go to 10,000 meters."
"Food, sex, food, sex. Food is you, sex is also you" - "Ghost Walking Late at Night".
"I am Jian Gu Shi, and you are my wife" - "The Hand of Fate".
Ren Suo vomited blood. This Small World Game Console was taken out of context!
There are a lot of male characters in his game! The handsome one is the killer Ren Han, the ugly one is the explorer, the fat one is Zhao Zili, the Western type one is the magician, the hairy one is the Monkey King, and there is even a mysterious and luxurious black coffin devil.
But the problem is that men will give direct compliments and comments to female characters, but women are not so direct in their praise of male characters. Instead, they prefer to use other ways - such as writing fan fiction about these handsome male characters.
Characters like Ren Han, the Asgardian Killer, and the Explorer all belong to the Asgardian. They appear very frequently in fan fiction, and their various attributes are indicated in the titles. When Ren Suo was looking up information to write a paper about the tax thief, he was almost accidentally pulled into another world by these fan fictions.
Knowing it was fan fiction, I should have avoided it, right? No, when Ren Suo looked up the pictures, he could see fan art - it was much more exciting than text. Fortunately, Ren Suo was a bit blind and randomly chose one of them as a woman, which at least fooled his brain and prevented him from falling into the fantasy world of **.
Anyway, this review of the Small World Game Console is untrue! Because men are all fans of female characters, they all think that female characters are idol goddesses, which leads to Ren Suo being evaluated as a goddess.
If the weight of fan works created by female fans is increased, then Ren Suo can get rid of the evaluation of "goddess" and become the...
Ren Suo's mind flashed through the fan fiction and comics he had read before, and he fell into deep thought.
Forget it, a goddess is a goddess.
"June 1st is probably a very special day"
"On this day, you entered the game plot for the first time for a woman."
"And I almost ** to the game character"
Ren Suo recalled, wasn't this the time when he and Dong Chengling went to Tianjing to open the space door and see the nine-tailed fox?
Bullshit, he had never thought of breaking into the plot at first, it was just that Dong Chengling could awaken the space spell at any time at that time, and he saw in the game that Dong Chengling had a broken leg for some reason, so he stayed with Dong Chengling for those few days.
At that time, he just wanted to see Dong Chengling's awakening spell and help her avoid the misfortune that might change her life.
Looking back now, Ren Suo did change Dong Chengling's little misfortune, but from that day on, he also became Dong Chengling's fate.
"On July 5, you finally got yourself into danger because of your suicidal behavior, and almost ruined the game's prequel."
"At that moment, you were still thinking about a woman."
Ren Suo twitched his lips. He also remembered that time. When he was strategizing "The Magician Under the World Tree", he and Gu Yueyan went to the Ailan Lake in Xiang City and happened to encounter the arrival of the first secret realm.
Then Gu Yueyan was bewitched by the Holy Grail and fell into the lake, so Ren Suo had to risk his life to save her.
This was clearly a good deed that deserved a red flower for his bravery, but the Small World Game Console interpreted it as Ren Suo having ulterior motives and seeking his own death on purpose.
He is a safety-oriented person. He doesn't associate with dangerous people, go to dangerous places, or do dangerous things... When he was holding Gu Yueyan in the lake and giving her artificial respiration, he had very pure thoughts in mind!
Although he now has impure thoughts when he thinks of Gu Yueyan...but he used to be very innocent!
"This year, you spend 15% of your time immersed in the fantastic and beautiful game world."
"44% of my time is spent with other women."
"40% of my time is spent sleeping and playing."
"The remaining 1% of time is used for training and work."
"...If you slander me like this, you will lose me as a player." Ren Suo refused to accept the statistics of him by the Small World Game Console: "How can sleeping and playing take up so much of my time? I obviously don't sleep much, and there are 48 hours in a day!"
"44% of your time is spent with other women? How can that be so much? Do you think of Zhao Huo as a woman too?"
“I definitely spend more than 15% of my time playing games!”
Except for the last statistic, Ren Suo questioned all the other statistics.
However, all the adulterers who were caught in bed said "I didn't do it, I didn't do it". The small world game console ignored him and continued to play the year-end summary:
"Which game did you reload the most this year?"
"The Upside-Down World"
"In just 20 days, you've loaded the game over 1,000 times and played for over 200 hours."
"Of all the games, Upside Down seems to have a special meaning to you."
Ren Suo was slightly startled.
"I still remember"
"The rebel in My Life Is Not Your Game?"
"You used to like using him to type and talk, and you arranged everything for him very clearly."
"Looking forward to your next collaboration with him"
"Fuck you!" Ren Suo was so angry that he wanted to raise the handle and smash it over.
The Small World Arcade must have done it on purpose!
At that time, it deliberately blurred the relationship between the rebels and Ren Suo and concealed the background of the game in order to deceive Ren Suo.
Are you still looking forward to your next collaboration with him?
What is this?
Threat or crime warning?
"This year, Luna from Hunting Night spent 91 hours with you."
"Luna is the game character you've spent the most time with, and also your second favorite game character of the year."
"You had intimate contact with Luna 666 times in total."
"169 times of caressing"
"88 Kisses"
"Hug 81 times"
"Feeding 48 times"
…
At this time, the clone brought out a bowl of wonton noodles. Ren Suo ate the noodles while pulling down the list to check.
This "interaction with game characters" obviously refers to the time Ren Suo spent with the game characters summoned by "Clear Spring Flowing Sound", but the Small World Game Machine actually counted his interactions with Luna in the game plot. Naturally, Luna was far superior to other game characters.
It was just an interactive list of the intimate contact of the Small World Game Console. If others saw it, Ren Suo would most likely be despised and asked, "Ren Suo, what kind of beautiful girl development game are you playing?" Perhaps only Zhao Huo would not despise him and would even ask what game it was.
It’s just that Ren Suo feels a little strange: Luna is only his second favorite game character of the year?
That shouldn't be the case. Although he has a good impression of both the Seeker and the Cook, and this impression is not pure, Ren Suo knows very well that Luna's position in his heart definitely surpasses all other game characters. How could she be just his second favorite?
Is there any other game character with whom I interact more intimately than Luna, and whose love I feel more passionately?
But if such a character really existed, how could Ren Suo not remember it.
It’s confirmed, Small World Game Console, you slandered me!
Ren Suo snorted twice, but the annual summary had come to an end, and the Small World Game Console dealt him a fatal blow:
"This year, I have known you for 300 days."
"In the world of games, it's great to be able to play you."
The players are really being played!
Ren Suo fast-forwarded in annoyance. He was not so angry as to be offended by such a joke. He originally believed that games and players were meant to play with each other: when players played games, it was essentially the game creators playing with the players.
Players observe their enemies and respond in the game, while falling into the logical reaction mechanism set up by the game creator based on the players' psychology.
Whether it is the krypton gold mechanism of online games or the upgrade mechanism of 3A stand-alone games, they are actually the result of creators' countless attempts to figure out the players' psychology.
When a player completes a game, it is also a victory for the creator: allowing players to complete the game is their goal.
It's just that the game creator that Ren Suo is facing is an existence close to fate, an unknown high-dimensional creature who created the small world game console. But he doesn't get entangled in it at all, and never feels bothered.
What can be chosen and what cannot be chosen, what can be changed and what cannot be changed, are all fate.
Enjoy every dish that fate offers and play every game in the game console. This is how Ren Suo controls his destiny.
Scrolling to the last page, the screen suddenly changed from dark to pink. This time, the Small World Game Console did not slander Ren Suo:
"Among the seven billion people on Earth"
"Looking for the person who will be the only protagonist in your life"
「Click to start searching」
Ren Suo blinked, somewhat curious about who the only protagonist in his life was, and chose to look for him.
"I'm looking for..."
"I'm looking for..."
"I'm looking for..."
"Looking for success!"
"Looking for success!"
"Looking for success!"
"Searching..."
"The search has stopped."
"Please note that this feature is for hardcore players who are so focused on playing games that they have no time to find a breeding partner. Degenerate casual players are not eligible to use this feature."
"According to your year-end summary, Neisser is distributing your year-end bonus... You will receive your bonus within 1 to 30 working days."
"It's a small world, it's fun."
Ren Suo calmly finished his noodles, then lay down on the sofa and let his clone massage him.
"Degenerate casual gamer..."
"This is cursing without using any dirty words!"
“How have I been relaxing!? How have I fallen? I have been working so hard to play games, but in the end, I was slandered by the game console like this… Ohhhhhhhhhh——”
A month of coma had more or less affected Ren Suo's body. Ren Suo didn't feel it before, but now that the clone had taken action, the hands that were most familiar with Ren Suo's body gently brushed across his muscles, causing Ren Suo's muscles to explode in an instant.
After the clone finished massaging, Ren Suo was so satisfied that he collapsed on the sofa. He had to ask the clone to help him go to the bedroom to sleep - he couldn't do it anymore, he would play games tomorrow, now he just wanted to die in bed.
After the clone helped him to the bed, Ren Suo said gratefully, "Okay, you continue cleaning. Go out and close the door."
Lying on the familiar bed, Ren Suo didn't even plan to cover himself with the quilt. He rubbed the pillow. Even though he had slept for a whole month before, he was soon attacked by sleepiness in his pituitary gland.
"Uh-huh?"
When Ren Suo turned his head, he saw a black hair next to the pillow.
He picked up the hair and looked at it for a moment, and soon figured out whose hair it was: there were only a few people who would sleep in this bed, and Qiao Muyi had long hair from the beginning, the longest of all, and she had dyed it, the color was a wine red that seemed to be lingering in the darkness; Dong Chengling and Gu Yueyan's hair were about the same length, but Dong Chengling's hair was very straight, while Gu Yueyan's hair was a little curly.
It's Dong Chengling's hair.
Ren Suo was not surprised at all that Dong Chengling had slept here, because he also wanted to try sleeping in Dong Chengling's bed...
But Dong Chengling could teleport to his house, so if he wanted to go to Dong Chengling's house, he had to go there honestly, which was too troublesome. Ren Suo, who already disliked trouble, gave up the idea, unless Dong Chengling's wife had Dong Chengling.
Ren Suo felt less sleepy and turned on the light to see if Dong Chengling had left any other traces. However, she had cleaned the place very well. The bed and the floor were spotless without any traces.
However, Ren Suo glanced at the gap at the edge of the bed and unexpectedly saw a piece of white paper underneath, so he used "Storm Control" to blow up the white paper.
There were a few lines of words on the white paper. The handwriting was a little crooked, and it might have been written in **, but it was obviously Dong Chengling's handwriting.
「Suo:
If you see this letter, it means you have woken up and returned before the Lantern Festival.
Yueyan told me, you
The letter ends here.
But when Ren Suo turned to the back, he saw a sketch of a wedding dress, a strapless wedding gown, a puffy skirt, and lace sleeves.
This was another draft that Dong Chengling wrote when he was writing the letter for him while his father was asleep.
Unlike the official version that Ren Suo saw, Dong Chengling wanted to talk to him about Gu Yueyan in the draft.
It was then that Ren Suo remembered that Dong Chengling had not mentioned Gu Yueyan in the previous phone call or in the letter. But Gu Yueyan told Ren Suo that she had told them both what happened in the Dark Side of the Moon.
Although Gu Yueyan didn't say anything, Ren Suo knew that even if she didn't want to talk, Cheng Ling and Mu Gongzi would definitely force her to talk, so Ren Suo didn't blame Gu Yueyan at all. After all, he was the beneficiary and scapegoat in this matter.
He thought Dong Chengling didn't care about these things, so he didn't mention anything.
But that’s not the case. It can be seen from the draft that Dong Chengling originally planned to tell him about this matter, but she gave up the idea in the end.
What on earth is she thinking?
If you don't understand, just ask. Without even thinking, Ren Suo took out his phone and called: "Cheng Ling, what do you think of our situation?"
"...You don't sleep at night and ask me this?" Dong Chengling's laughter came from the phone.
It was only then that Ren Suo realized that it was already past 12 o'clock and Dong Chengling, who had a regular schedule, had already gone to bed.
"I'm sorry," Ren Suo asked, lying on the bed, looking at the light on the ceiling, "but you didn't say a word about this, so I..."
"Are you upset?"
"Um."
"I was planning to talk slowly when we meet again." Dong Chengling said softly, "You just woke up, I don't want to cause you any trouble."
Ren Suo's heart suddenly became choked, with a myriad of thoughts clogged up in his mind. Finally, he uttered in a low voice, "I am your trouble."
"Don't be unhappy, take good care of yourself and go to bed early." Dong Chengling said softly: "Whether it is troublesome or not, we still have a lot of time in the future. I know you are confused, don't rush to tell me, think it through slowly, I'm not in a hurry."
Ren Suo turned sideways and looked at the piece of white paper with the wedding dress drawn on it. He felt a surge of energy suddenly surge in his tired and sore body.
"Cheng Ling."
"Um?"
Ren Suo closed his eyes and said, "I like you."
But in the blink of an eye, he heard Dong Chengling's answer: "Me too."
"Good night."
"Good night."
Putting the phone aside, Ren Suo directly smothered his face with a pillow, as if he wanted to smother himself. But it was obvious that he was just angry. After all, he would let go after smothering himself until he passed out. If he wanted to smother himself, he had to ask his clone to help. Presumably, the clone could not refuse his request.
Ren Suo's mind was in a mess, and he finally decided to turn off the lights and go to sleep, leaving the trouble until tomorrow!
…
Pop.
The clone, who was mopping the floor in the living room, saw a black cat walking in from the balcony.
As soon as the black cat saw him, it rushed over excitedly and meowed around him. The clone was quite calm. He stopped his work and let the excited black cat smell his scent.
After a while, the black cat calmed down, turned around and walked to the bedroom, then continued mopping the floor.
After cleaning everywhere except the bedroom, the clone went to the balcony and sat there, staring at the moon in a daze.
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