“Is it really true that I don’t need to prepare a litter tray?”
Ren's mother looked at the black cat in Ren Suo's arms and asked, "If it soils your bed, you can deal with it yourself. mx"
"Yeah, don't worry, I can handle it myself." Ren Suo nodded: "Just trust me, little Luna is very well behaved and will definitely not trouble me."
Ren's parents had no association at all with the name Luna. Even her sister just picked up the black cat, stared at it carefully for a while and then gave up. Gu Yueyan didn't tell her about Ren Suo's relationship, so Ren Xingmei naturally didn't know that Ren Suo's unnamed wife was Luna.
After all, the fact that Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan liked this kind of brother had already refreshed her worldview many times and made her believe that there was true love in this world. How could she have thought that even Yue Yongzhe could not escape from Ren Suo's clutches? The level of the battle suddenly rose from the extraordinary to the battle of gods.
"That's true. After all, even you would raise a cat." Ren's mother nodded in understanding.
Ren Suo snorted and carried the black cat to the bathroom. He asked Luna, but Luna hadn't defecated all day. According to her, her talent was almost all in digestion. Not only could she eat sweets, but she could also absorb 100% of the food to assist in her cultivation. Otherwise, with her small stomach, how could she possibly eat human food? Cats can't eat sweets or too much salt.
Even if Luna absorbed 100%, since she only ate ordinary food, the effect would be negligible. But Ren Suo was also extremely envious of 'eating but not gaining weight but only increasing cultivation'. If he told others about it, a bunch of fat guys would be envious to death, okay?
It’s so cool to practice in a dream, you can get any talent you want!
But Moon Singer just wouldn’t let me enter the dreamland to practice!
Ahhhh, when I go back I'll ask my clone to build a family playground for Luna, okay!
After washing himself and the black cat until they were both white and fragrant, Ren Suo carried the black cat back to the bedroom with a bath towel. Ren's mother, who was getting ready to go to bed, saw it but didn't pay much attention, thinking that it might be used to wrap the cat.
After returning to the bedroom, he locked the door and propped it against a chair. Then Ren Suo looked at the black cat and said, "Be quiet, be quiet again. Although the soundproofing here is pretty good, I have never heard any sound from my parents' room since I was a child...but my sister has already reached the second level, and her hearing may be very good. If you make any noise, I will be in trouble."
Actually, it was not that troublesome. Ren Suo opened his computer and found a mysterious website, saying that the sound just now was from the video inside. However, you can hide it once but not twice. The best way is naturally for Luna to have a sense of silence.
"I will introduce you to them only when you can maintain your human form for a long time. Now you can play around as you please in your original form, but when you become a human, you must be quiet and you can't just walk around," Ren Suo warned.
The black cat, its fur all wet and sticking to its body, nodded as if it had lost weight.
Ren Suo didn't know what breed Luna was, but she was definitely not a ragdoll cat. However, after taking a bath, she turned into a pretty little cat with a melon-shaped face... but it certainly wasn't as comfortable to touch as when she was fluffy.
It is estimated that Fan Qiyu has never given the black cat a bath. The oil on her body has been there for at least a year. She can only be cleaned with shower gel, and the bath water is a bit yellow and black.
After all, washing a cat is a very complicated process. Bathing is only the initial stage. The highlight is blow-drying the cat's hair. Most cats are a little afraid of the hot air from the hair dryer. They will inevitably resist when being blown dry. When they resist, even if the cat's nails are clipped, they can still scratch you and make you angry.
And Luna doesn’t seem to be more than two years old, so she just needs to wash her cat’s paws on a regular basis.
Well, Ren Suo had never been bothered by Luna's age from the beginning. He simply assumed that her human age was equal to her real age. After all, no ordinary cat could be as smart as her.
This is also one of the reasons why he would never dare to reveal that Luna's true form is a cat. He had to let Luna maintain her human state for a long time before letting her out to meet people. Otherwise, once people knew about it and started discussing the issue of age... Our country really has a very complete criminal law.
It is troublesome for cat owners to wash cats, but Ren Suo can communicate with Luna, so Luna will naturally not scratch him or run away.
However, Ren Suoke had no intention of using such an inefficient blow-drying method.
Ren Suo opened the towel and said, "Cat who hides the power of the moon, show me your true power. I order you to lift the seal as promised!"
A moment later, Ren Suo heard the bed creak due to the change in weight, and the light also changed significantly. He closed his eyes and walked forward to put the towel on: "Wipe yourself clean!"
Luna looked at the fair body wrapped in the bath towel and couldn't help but giggle (owo), then immediately stretched out her hand to cover her mouth nervously, and finally rushed over to hug Ren Suo and whispered: "Help me wipe! Help me wipe!"
"No, do it yourself!"
"Otherwise I'll scream loudly." Luna threatened fiercely.
Ren Suo looked at Luna in surprise: "..."
Damn, can any female creature learn this threatening skill without any instruction?!
Being threatened by a middle-aged woman like my mother who has been in the political arena for decades (neighborhood committee, women's federation, street office) is fine, but how come Luna, a little female cat, dares to threaten him now! ?
Then Ren Suo blushed and happily helped Luna dry her body, then quickly picked up the prepared shirt and put it on her, showing a helpless expression. Originally, Ren Suo's shirt was more than enough for Luna to wear, and Ren Suo's male body must be a little bigger.
However, Luna's breasts were more developed and erect than Ren Suo had expected, and they actually propped up her shirt. Ren Suo's shirt was a loose fit, so when she put it on, she stood up straight, and the material below her chest on the front of the shirt didn't touch Luna's abdomen... It clearly covered her upper body, but she was still very attractive.
There was nothing wrong with Ren Suo's clothes; it was Luna's problem that was too big.
But Ren Suo was well prepared. After all, Luna could only transform for thirty minutes, so he calmed down easily. As long as he didn't look down, he would basically be fine.
After all, it was only half an hour and it would pass quickly. At most he could take a cold shower.
"Look, this is a phone and this is a tablet...wait, can you read?" Ren Suo suddenly remembered this and felt that things were getting troublesome.
Even if Luna can maintain her human form, she can't go to elementary school like Xiaojiu...
"Hmm..." Luna pouted and tilted her head to think for a while, then she counted on her little fingers and said, "I can speak Chinese, Martian, Hebrew, Japanese, English, Russian, Arabic, French, German..."
By the end, she couldn't even use ten fingers. She lowered her head and crossed her legs to count her toes. Ren Suo quickly grabbed her hand to stop this dangerous action. Then he opened his phone and asked her to do a translation test to confirm that she had really learned everything. He asked, "How did you learn so many languages?"
"88, tell me!" Luna shook her body, and her clothes were shaken as well. She looked so cute that Ren Suo secretly decided to find her a slim-fitting dress tomorrow. After all, it was not comfortable to always take cold showers in this weather.
"If she tells you, you will learn it?" Ren Suoqi said.
Luna shook her head, pouted and thought for a while, then said, "After 88 learned it himself, I learned it too."
Although Luna's explanation was incoherent, Ren Suo understood that Moon Chanter's clone 88 now had an independent mind and divine power, and could probably learn other people's knowledge from dreams. After 88 learned it, Luna, who was almost one with 88, naturally learned it too.
At this moment, Ren Suo's eyes suddenly became complicated when he looked at Luna, and he even felt a little wronged!
Why?
It was obviously me who had the clone first!
It was obviously me who upgraded the skill of clone!
But now Luna's clone 88 can help her practice and study, and Luna doesn't have to do anything. She can just sleep in and play every day to reach the ninth heaven and ascend to the immortal gate!
And where is my clone! ?
Apart from massaging, cleaning, cooking, housekeeping, washing clothes and buying takeout, there is nothing else to do with it!
Damn it!
I am so envious!
Why don’t I have it?
Even Luna's clone 88 hates me for no reason and even blocks his abilities and refuses to lend them to me!
I have been so good to Luna and have complied with all her requests. 88, what else do you want? Just tell me. I promise to complete it. Even if I can't complete it, I will let my clone complete it!
It seemed to be a cat's natural instinct. Luna sensed that Ren Suo was a little unhappy, so she came over and hugged Ren Suo's neck, touched Ren Suo's head and said, "Hey!? Your head feels very comfortable to touch!"
When he got home, Ren Suo naturally took off his hat. He looked up with a red face and depression. After thinking for a while, he put away his phone and gave the tablet to Luna: "You can play with this first. I will buy you a phone tomorrow."
Now that Luna can read, she can’t just play around with the phone.
Ren Suo remembered something and asked, "By the way, besides knowing words, are you also good at math and physics?"
"Hmm... I don't really understand. I just know that monotone bounded sequences must have limits, Maxwell's equations, and so on..."
"Okay, stop talking, I don't understand." Ren Suo, an incompetent university graduate, said calmly.
虽然露娜现在数数还会用脚趾头，但她的知识量已经碾压了任索。只需要一点时间来练习，她就会知道任索与她在外挂上存在极大的差距。
任索连一只猫都比不过了！无论是实力，还是外挂！
越想越伤心，任索过去坐下来打开电脑，说道：“你自己随便玩吧，别大声说话就可以了。”
“行。”露娜过来拉开任索的电脑椅，在任索茫然的目光里，只穿了一件衬衫的她，眼看就要抬起脚
“等等。”任索按住露娜：“你要干嘛。”
“我要在你怀里玩平板啊。”露娜眨了眨眼睛：“变大之后都不能整个待在你怀里，分开脚坐才行……”
“能不能就这半个小时不待在我怀里……”露娜所构想的那个姿势，任索觉得还不如直接杀了他算了。
皇天后土共鉴，经过这两天的遭遇后，任索真的是想清楚了，等将所有感情线都理清了，再进行下一步他其实骨子里还是一个纯爱派的！
当然还有一个次要原因，就是他也怕痛怕死，这种事情还是谨慎点好。
“不行，我变成人就是为了缠住你啊。”
“……”任索沉默片刻，看了看他家里的电脑设备：无线键鼠。毕竟他回来也不怎么用这台电脑玩游戏，这台电脑的配置也已经落后，顶多上上网，外设自然越方便越好。
于是他拿出一个**书桌，把键鼠放在上面，盘腿坐在**，然后露娜在**就可以用任意姿势在他背后抱住他玩平板了。
视线距离问题完全没关系，当修士的最大好处就是根绝了近视隐患。
虽然触感依然也很强烈，但听到1000xm3响起“小世界其乐无穷”后，任索躁动的心思马上安静下来。
果然，小世界游戏机待在存储空间心房里，也一样可以连接上外面的设备。
任索不打算让其他人看到小世界游戏机，但游戏画面他就没什么所谓了因为小世界的游戏界面跟现在主流游戏平台的界面太像了，而大多数游戏也是正常画面，没什么出奇的，小世界游戏一般情况下也多多少少类似于已存在游戏，不会引起特别关注。
当然，也就只有任索绝对信任的人才可能看得到他在玩游戏，而这些人里对他是个硬核玩家这件事也相当熟悉，根本不会怀疑什么。
任索首先是去给自己装备上数据流，然后探查了一下自己。
目标类型：灵长目人科成年雄性
身体情况：正常
修炼状态：3转95%（你已经击败了全球99.99%直立猿！）
双眼：亢奋状态
四肢：亢奋状态
肾脏：亢奋状态
……
差5%就能晋升四转了！
虽然不知道这5%还要磨多久，但任索已经相当满意了在月之暗面足足扮演了六天人物标签，除了古月言和露娜以外，他还收获了足足91%的修为！
任索顺带往后摸了一下露娜，触感光滑有弹性，露娜还嘤咛了一声，但任索打死都不回头看，就当自己摸着手感极佳的生猪肉了。
目标类型：灵长目猫人科成年雌性
身体情况：正常
修炼状态：3转100%（你已经击败了全球100%猫主子！）
露娜没有任何特殊状态，感情她已经比任索更快地沉浸在游戏世界里。任索暗暗为自己的不专业感到愧疚，玩游戏呢，想什么女人，认真点！
打开世界商店！
错过了一月份，二月份的绝不能错过！
不知道这个月有多少次抽奖机会……
然而当任索打开世界商店的时候，没有看到本月免费游戏，而是看到另外两个栏目：
新春专享压岁钱
剩余17日你可以继续等等
任索点开新春游戏自由选，商店界面顿时变得喜庆起来。
新春专享压岁钱：玩家现在进行任何搜索操作都无需花费任何功勋，你购买的第一款必然获得100%off。在购买游戏后，本活动自动消失。
你可以选择取消本活动，取消后将开启‘本月免费游戏’，你可以用除夕、春节、元宵三个节日促销活动来进行免费游戏抽选。
100%off，也就是免费啊。
任索懂了，这个压岁钱活动，就是让他可以买任意一款游戏，为此他的搜索功能都因此进入免费状态。不过，领了这个压岁钱，就等于自动放弃获取本月免费游戏了。
任索想了想，打开搜索界面，搜一个字：神。
买什么游戏不重要，重要的是买到的游戏的奖励一定要丰厚！如果游戏名字里带‘神’字，奖励多半都很逆天！
没有任何结果。
任索眨眨眼睛，小世界的游戏都这么含蓄？连‘神’字都不加？例如战神啊、魔神啊什么的都好啊！
搜索：仙。
对，我们玄国人就该玩仙侠游戏，好好修仙！不是熬夜的那种，也不是现在都快成为第十套全国广播体操的玄君秘录，而是真正的修仙功法！莲花宝鉴啊、九转金身诀啊、**玄功啊，通通上一本！
没有任何结果。
连仙侠游戏都没有吗！？
任索犹豫了一下，选择搜索美少女文字冒险游戏。
赵火说，玩得多galgame就能找到女朋友任索当然是不信的。
虽然赵火算是一个现实例子，但奈何他除了是宅男以外，还是一个高大威猛的都市兵王……
玩galgame对恋爱有没有帮助，任索不确定，但他感觉游戏里的奖励可能会对他目前的状况有点帮助……
没有任何结果。
任索眨眨眼睛，忽然想到一个可怕的可能。
他搜索跨越我的。
没有任何结果。
再搜索跨越我的尸体。
终于搜索出五个结果：《跨越我的尸体第一章》、《跨越我的尸体第二章》……《跨越我的尸体终章》。
任索现在的心情简直像是被赵火日了。
小世界游戏机不知道是故意的，还是就是这么不人性化文字搜索要精确度达到100%才会搜索出结果！
没有关键词搜索这种功能！小世界游戏机没打算让他像菜市场买菜一样选游戏！
也就是说，除非任索像猴子一样进行穷举法，不然他能搜索出来的游戏，就只有他记忆里那些曾经出现过但他没玩过的游戏！
任索思考了一下，感觉将100%off用在那些游戏里，好像有点亏……就像爸爸妈妈答应你一个愿望，你总不能说我想吃一顿金拱门，而且还是15元工作餐那种吧？
他忽然想起刚才还有一个栏目，连忙回去点开看看。
界面从喜庆变成一个大大的礼盒，礼盒上挂着一个倒计时，倒计时显示着数字为：18。
剩余17日你可以继续等等：已等待33日，再等待17日，礼盒内的游戏将提升1星级。
本礼盒为新年礼盒，分为三个阶段。
第一阶段，1月1日~1月21日，礼盒内必定出现一个5星游戏。
第二阶段，1月22日~2月19日，礼盒内必定出现一个6星游戏。
第三阶段，2月19日之后，礼盒内必定出现一个7星游戏。
本礼盒售价恒为500功勋。
对哦！
任索这才想起来，像新年元旦这种节日，肯定是有特殊活动的啊。
但那种活动多半跟免费游戏活动挂钩，任索还以为自己会错过，没想到元旦活动居然保留到现在。
小世界游戏机这么照顾自己？
这个礼盒虽然有点奇怪，而且还要花功勋购买，但任索平时很难抽到高星级游戏，而且他现在知道搜索功能是只能搜出他知道的旧游戏，也就是说能不能遇到高星级游戏，真的只能在促销里看运气了。
另外任索的玩家特权雁过拔毛可是有奸商这个效果，能直接购买一个游戏而不花任何钱虽然他现在没有触发，但只要这个礼盒在这里，他迟早会触发这个效果买下这个礼盒。
那么……
任索看了看压岁钱活动，又看了看这个礼盒活动，心里有些犹豫。
任索没有怎么想就衡量清楚了，如果他在一月份看见这个礼盒，多半还会犹豫一下，现在已经没有给他犹豫的机会了5星错过了，7星他肯定打不了，只能选6星。
6星游戏也很悬，毕竟任索现在的清泉流响一点时间都没有，他召唤不出游戏角色帮忙，只能靠硬实力碾过去。
7星游戏，任索还是很有自知之明的，他起码得升级到6级玩家，再开一些6星道具能力，才有挑战7星游戏的资格。
现在恰好有压岁钱活动，可以帮他免单500功勋购买礼盒玩6星游戏，可比他白嫖其他游戏强多了。
你是否消耗‘压岁钱’完成本次消费？
你购买了‘新年礼盒’。
你是否开启‘新年礼盒’？注意，再等待17天，新年礼盒就会必然出现7星游戏。
系统提示了一句，任索顿时感觉怪怪的难道这里面还有陷阱？
但问题是，任索隐隐感觉礼盒里那个倒计时，跟炸弹倒计时有点像啊……
Could it be that the Small World Game Console created a super attractive 7-star game that he could never complete in order to trick him into spending money?
Ren Suo hesitated, which was unusual, because the Small World Game Console rarely gave him reminders.
Ren Suo thought about it and opened the mysterious tavern.
When in doubt, find the tavern owner.
The pub was empty, and the pub owner was still sweeping the floor diligently today.
Ren Suo asked: Boss, I haven’t seen you for a month, do you miss me?
The tavern owner, who was immersed in the darkness, glanced at him and said: I wish I could not see you once a month, even if it was just in my dreams.
Why?
Isn't the flow of time in the tavern and in reality 1:1?
And am I so important to the tavern owner that he even thinks of me in his dreams?
It seems that I have a very high status in this np's heart!
Ren Suo muttered something and asked directly: "Boss, I bought that New Year gift box and I am wondering whether to open it or not." He briefly described the New Year gift box.
Tavern owner: 10 points of merit.
After all, he got a gift box for free with 100% off, so Ren Suo was very generous in paying for it.
The star rating of the game is directly proportional to the difficulty of the game. The tavern owner said faintly: It is actually the best choice for you to play the game while it is still 5 stars. It is a bit too late to delay it until now...
A 6-star rating for this game means it’s easier to play but not that painful; a 7-star rating for this game means it’s difficult to play and very painful.
Ren Suo was stunned: So your suggestion is...
Who would be willing to endure suffering if there was no alternative?
After receiving a generous tip, the tavern owner yells at you: Go play games quickly!
Ren Suo: I know, I know. By the way, boss, have you finished knitting your scarf? I have.
[○｀Д′○]Roll
Ren Suo stared at the screen in a daze. He was actually ejected from the mysterious tavern!
This boss is so arrogant. I clearly think so about him.
The gift box is opened.
Congratulations players, you have obtained the new game "Light and Dark Traitors".
…
…
Yosemite National Park, Sierra Nevada West, California.
A convoy of vehicles slowly drove into the eastern entrance, which was supposed to be closed in winter.
"Is it really necessary to come here..." Victor complained in the car, "I'm not being lazy, but even if I come, is it necessary for my dear Fina to come? It's just some extraordinary person going crazy here."
"If he really is a superhuman, then he is a superhuman comparable to the captain!" Caroline, who was sitting in the front, said, "Victor, be serious. If you die accidentally, I can't save you."
"If it's a transcendent who can rival the captain, then let the captain come. What are we doing here? Delivering food?" Victor waved his hand: "Don't scare me. It's not that dangerous."
"If there is no danger, why would the captain need to send Fina here?" Caroline shook her head: "The captain must have come here to check and found something wrong, so he sent Fina here."
"Hey, it's just someone blowing up a mountain, it's no big deal." Victor still didn't take it seriously.
"Blow up the mountain?" Caroline smiled and said nothing.
Soon, the convoy drove into a valley and stopped.
"This is it." The park manager shouted and asked everyone to get off the bus.
As soon as Victor got out of the car and looked up, he said, "Fuck!"
It's really not about blowing up the mountain.
I saw the mountains on both sides of the valley, the rugged cliffs suddenly came to an abrupt end, and the mountains above the halfway point disappeared without a trace, as if someone had cut them in half and packed them up and taken them away.
Cutting down a mountain is not scary, what is scary is the mountain itself! ?
"It's no use calling me here. My recovery ability requires at least raw materials. I can't create something out of nothing..." Victor muttered, turned around and helped Fina down from the car.
Fina, wearing an eye mask, looked at the desperate situation in front of her, then looked around and asked, "When did it happen?"
"It happened on January 21st, 13 days ago," the park director replied.
Fina nodded silently and got back in the car. Seeing this, Caroline immediately ordered to return. After Victor got in, Fina immediately asked, "Can we talk in the car?"
"They are all Watchers." Victor said immediately: "Caroline and Tullius have clean backgrounds. Although Caroline likes the magician of the World Tree and Tullius has a dispute with Ulfric, they are definitely not spies."
Caroline and Tullius who was driving looked distressed. Victor's ability to gossip and take beatings was really helpless.
"Okay, notify the captain immediately, something might happen."
"What happened? Has a superhuman who can rival the captain really appeared?" Victor asked.
Fina shook her head.
Victor frowned slightly: "Is he stronger than the captain?"
Although Angel Zach is often beaten, it depends on who beats him. They are all those high and mighty supernatural forces! Among the forces on Earth, at least on the surface, no supernatural person can compare to Angel Zach!
"It's not a problem for one person, it's a problem for a group of people." Fina said faintly:
"Those traces are not only man-made, but also pure spatial interlacing annihilation phenomena."
"…What does that mean? A super powerful space transcendent has appeared?" Caroline asked.
Fina said calmly, "An unknown force has emerged that has mastered space travel technology and is trying to get closer to the Earth."