At the Qisan Girls Clothing Store in Baiyun City, Li Keer was sitting at the counter, processing Taobao order information on her computer. When she heard the sound of the wind chimes as the store door opened, she immediately stood up and asked, "Are you the customer who made an appointment to try on clothes?"
She saw a man and a woman come in. The man was a stranger she had met before. There was a cat around his neck and he was wearing a hat that seemed to be used to hide his identity, but she recognized him at first sight by his cute appearance that aroused a desire to protect him.
Although she couldn't recognize the woman, she could recognize the look in her eyes.
"Mr. Ren and his girlfriend are here to buy clothes?" Li Keer asked with a smile.
Ren Suo put down his phone and glanced at Li Ke'er in surprise. He quickly recognized her: "You are that, that..."
"I've met you twice. Once I accompanied a classmate to talk to a senior about career development, and once I met you when I was working in a clothing store. But that was several months ago." Li Ke'er walked out from the counter and said, "Mr. Ren, you are a noble man who forgets a lot. You should have forgotten me, right?"
"I remembered it as soon as you mentioned it." Ren Suoqi said, "Aren't you studying and working in Lianjiang? Why are you working here?"
Li Ke'er, an awakener who has no interest in cultivation. Ren Suo still remembers the first time they met, he was still driven by his mother, and was still worried about his own life...
Unexpectedly, a few months later, when they met again, Ren Suo was still worried about his lifelong affairs, although the angle of his worries had changed 180 degrees.
However, Ren Suo had already experienced this feeling of things changing and everything being over when he saw Zhao Huo's circle of friends a few minutes ago. The next time he met Zhao Huo, Ren Suo could no longer maintain the arrogant attitude of "I am just a bystander".
While he was looking at Zhao Huo, Zhao Huo did not look at him, but patted his butt and found a way to survive.
"I'm from Baiyun too, I came back for the Chinese New Year. The owner of this store is my relative, she was too busy these past two days, but the store still had reservations, so she asked me to take over for two days. Luckily you guys came early, I was also going to get off work at 3pm."
Li Keer explained briefly, looked at Ren Xingmei carefully, and said with a smile: "Your girlfriend has a great figure."
"Really?" At this time, Ren Suo couldn't help but look at his sister in shock, but his sister puffed out her chest as a matter of course, with a proud look on her face - Don't just eat abalone, shark's fin, and bird's nest, and then "why don't you eat meat porridge?" Ever since I grew my hair long and wore women's clothes, I have been the most beautiful girl in the school!
And you don't know what's good. I am the standard of oriental beauty. Dong Chengling and Gu Yueyan are heretics! Heretics! Heretics who weigh over 100 kilograms!
Li Keer explained: "Yes, many clothes in the store are very suitable for her. According to us, your girlfriend looks like a natural clothes hanger, with a very beautiful waist-to-hip ratio."
At this time, Ren Suo finally reacted: "By the way, she is not my girlfriend, she is my sister."
Li Ke'er didn't seem to care much. She said casually, "So you want to buy clothes for her? We have Chinese style cheongsams, nurse uniforms, retro maid uniforms, JK uniforms, and many character swimsuits and underwear, such as Saber's knight-level one-torn and two-torn swimsuit, which are very popular..."
Ren Suo looked around and suddenly realized that although there were many girls wearing clothes here, half of the area was selling... underwear.
Or was it the kind that was more... well, Ren Suo couldn't quite describe it. To put it simply, it was the model underwear that he saw in Zhao Huo's model cabinet, which was very economical in fabric and very cute.
Ren Suo suddenly felt uncomfortable all over, and thought to himself that it was a good thing that he brought his sister with him. Otherwise, if he came here alone, he would probably only dare to wander outside the door for a few dozen minutes before finally making up his mind to turn around and go home to shop on Taobao.
"I want to try on the JK uniform." Ren Xingmei was a little shy. She had never been interested in wearing girls' clothes before and had only come here with friends before. But the girl's natural love of beauty broke out after it was no longer suppressed. She was eager to enjoy the girlish feelings of the previous 18 years - after all, her brother was paying.
"I have a full set of domestic brands here, including Tsukino House, and I also have skirts from Fanying's Cecile and Bodyline. You can try them on."
Ren Xingmei turned around and asked, "Brother, don't you want to buy a maid costume? What size do you want?"
Li Ke'er was shocked: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a? Mr. Ren, you want to buy a maid outfit? Sorry, the size of the clothes here may not meet your needs..."
Ren Suo shook his hands repeatedly, touched the black cat on his shoulder and said, "Don't buy it for me."
"Are you buying it for a friend? Then what are your friend's height, weight, and measurements?" Li Ke'er said, "Most of the clothes here are slim-fitting, so you need more accurate data, otherwise you may not be able to wear them."
"Yeah, brother, do you know the other person's size?"
Ren Suo noticed Ren Xingmei's mischievous look at this time, and immediately understood why Ren Xingmei didn't ask him who he was buying it for - as long as Ren Suo told her his height and measurements, she would know who Ren Suo was buying the maid outfit for.
But Ren Xingmei was wrong.
How could Ren Suo, who even bought formal clothes at ready-made clothing stores, know what measurements were? He would try on clothes himself and buy them if they looked good. When buying clothes on Taobao, he would refer to the height and weight chart provided by the store and just pick a size like L\\\\XL.
He doesn't even know his own measurements, and he has never bought custom-made clothes in his twenty-plus years.
So he honestly told his sister: "Just, buy a maid outfit according to Mr. Dong's size..."
Although he had never compared them directly, Ren Suo felt that Luna's figure should be similar to Dong Chengling's, so he would not go wrong if he bought it according to Dong Chengling's size.
Ren Xingmei said, "So it was bought for Teacher Dong... But I don't know Teacher Dong's measurements, I'll go ask her."
Ren Suo spat out a mouthful of blood: "Then I might as well go and ask myself."
But Ren Suo thought about it again and felt that it was not right - he was buying clothes for Luna! After asking Dong Chengling about her size, he must buy a set for Dong Chengling as well, otherwise he would not be able to explain.
But if he gave Dong Chengling a maid outfit, how would Dong Chengling react? Furious, ecstatic, completely uninterested, or indifferent?
Ren Suo then took some photos of the clothes in the store and posted the pictures directly on WeChat.
Then he sent it to Mr. Mu.
After sending it, Ren Suo realized that he had sent it to the wrong person, but Mr. Mu had already replied: "?"
Ren Suo had no choice but to give up. "My sister and I passed by here and thought the clothes here were very cute. We wanted to buy you a set. Do you like any? If so, please send me the size and preferences."
Then he copied and pasted this passage and the picture and sent them to Dong Chengling and Gu Yueyan respectively - since they had already bought it, they might as well buy it together.
Mu Gongzi: "Even if you buy it, I may not wear it."
Ren Suo: "Well... okay."
Mr. Mu: "But you must buy it for me. I want that black open-chested cheongsam. I will buy it and wear it at home, not for you to see."
The other two also responded quickly. Fortunately, it was noon and they all had time to check their phones. Gu Yueyan wanted a blue sailor suit. Dong Chengling didn't have any requirements and directly sent a size to Ren Suo, along with a sentence "Whatever, it's fine. I can wear it."
Dong Chengling's casualness probably means that it really does matter...
Then Ren Suo gave Li Ke'er the size and requirements, and bought another maid outfit in the name of Dong Chengling. Ren Xingmei snorted when she saw this - she thought Ren Suo was really stupid enough to buy it only for Dong Chengling.
Even if Ren Xingmei would not expose Ren Suo, given the personalities of Ren Suo and Dong Chengling, they would certainly not hide it, and this 'unequal distribution of spoils' would surely lead to a stormy dispute... Unexpectedly, Ren Suo suddenly became a little smarter here, and understood the truth that 'the problem is not the lack of spoils, but the unequal distribution'.
It was the first time that Li Keer had seen a male buyer like Ren Suo who bought clothes for several girls. She quickly prepared the goods for Ren Suo and then tried her best to entertain Ren Xingmei.
Ren Xingmei watched Ren Suo quietly sitting down and playing with his phone while waiting for her, and suddenly asked, "Hey, did I help your friend?"
Ren Suo blinked and nodded heavily when he heard that. He smiled and said, "I helped. I'll thank you on his behalf."
"Are you moved?" Ren Xingmei bent down slightly and looked at him sideways: "I think I'm still very cute."
"You are the cutest sister in the world." Ren Suo said with a chuckle, "I'm sure I'm attracted to you."
Sometimes, Ren Xingmei felt that she really couldn't see through Ren Suo. Was he pretending to be stupid, or was he really stupid?
But Ren Suo's answer still made Ren Xingmei nod in satisfaction. However, when she saw the bags next to Ren Suo, she felt a little angry for some reason. She walked over and kicked Ren Suo's calf, then walked into the locker room with a haughty look on her face.
Li Ke'er looked at Ren Suo and Ren Xingmei with strange eyes, and asked in a low voice: "Is Mr. Ren really not your boyfriend?"
Ren Xingmei smiled and waved her hands: "No, really not, he is my brother."
Li Keer did not continue to ask, after all, the term "brother and sister" itself carries a certain ambiguity - mainly because Ren Suo and Ren Xingmei are not very similar except for the eyes, nose and mouth. In terms of appearance, Ren Suo is a little inferior to Ren Xingmei.
On the contrary, she felt that the two of them were very innocent and their conversation was roundabout, so she smiled and said, "When you change into the clothes here and come out, he will definitely think you are the most beautiful and the cutest."
Ren Xingmei shook her head: "It's hard to say, he once took other girls to weddings, and they were wearing wedding dresses~"
Gu Yueyan didn't tell Ren Xingmei all the details of the Moon Mask, but he did tell her some particularly important events that could be used to show off and declare his ownership of Ren Suo. However, Ren Xingmei just laughed it off and refused to call her "sister-in-law".
Li Keer: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"Mr. Ren is so young..."
Ren Xingmei continued: "Not only that, he is also entangled with a monk teacher and a countermeasure monk, and can play uniform COSPLAY at any time~"
Facing strangers, Ren Xingmei's vigilance was much lower. She couldn't help but speak out some of her true feelings and casually complained about her brother to reduce Li Keer's favorability towards Ren Suo.
Anyway, she didn't mention any names - there were many monk teachers and countermeasure monks in Lianjiang. Moreover, Ren Xingmei didn't specify whether it was a man or a woman.
Li Keer blinked, not daring to speak, and quietly measured Ren Xingmei's size.
My goodness, is your monastic circle so chaotic?!
Fortunately, I didn't become a monk, otherwise...
Wait, the first two times I met Mr. Ren, he seemed to know that I was an awakener and tried his best to persuade me to become a monk...
No way!? He looks like a kitten, but he is actually a beast in human form!? Those clothes, are they what he wants to use!?
Ren Suo outside naturally had no idea that Ren Xingmei was slandering his innocent character in order to cut off his luck with women. He was now lowering his head, watching on his phone the womanizing Los who followed the mecha soldiers into the fortress.
Facts have proven that women are better at teasing men, and Ren Suo simply can't fake that.
The Mead Barracks is similar to the Rift Fortress, with a fully enclosed building. Once you enter, you will see four huge, ferocious, and heavy bright black mechas standing on the ground.
Ross introduced: [Daedra Centurion Armor, a God-exclusive armor, is made of the highest-grade ebony stone and moonstone. Each Centurion Armor integrates thirteen Grand Lord cartridges, and its combat power is unparalleled. It is also a top-level combat power even among God-exclusive warriors.]
The soldier, who had long been obsessed with Los, said, "Be careful, don't run into the centurion. The centurions are usually resting inside and won't pay attention to the situation outside. Follow me..."
Following the soldiers all the way in, the military camp was very different from the military camps Ren Suo knew. There were very few people guarding the passages. However, Ren Suo understood after careful consideration - there were no external enemies in this plane. They were all invaders attacking other planes, so their own base naturally did not need a very thorough defense mechanism.
In addition, in each door, there was a clown hanging upside down with eyes closed. Ross explained: [Most places in the military camp are under the ear of the Night Mother Lord. Any strong movement will attract the attention of the Night Mother Lord. Therefore, all actions must be quick, otherwise they will be exposed.]
The sun monitors during the day, the stars and the moon monitor at night, and when you enter the closed space, there is also the Night Mother to listen - the supervision system in this world is very complete and does not require much extra manpower.
That gave the mecha soldier an opportunity. He took Los around and soon arrived at a place with many urinals: the men's restroom.
Although he didn't know if this place was within the listening range of Lord Night Mother, Ren Suo had reason to believe that the probability of causing trouble if he took action here was the lowest - if Lord Night Mother was a perverted Lord who was concentrating on listening to the hissing and plopping sounds, then Ren Suo would have no way to stop her.
The soldier pulled Los into the compartment, immediately undressed himself, and neatly folded his armor and belt on the shelf. Ren Suo immediately felt the power of the beauty trap - it was the first time he saw an enemy who had sorted out his belongings and sent them to him.
Then the soldier immediately rushed over and hugged Los, and the game popped up three action cards:
"Shocking Kill", "Female Kill", "Let Him Have What He Wants".
However, when Renso took the third action card "Let Him Take", Los said strongly: [No, I am a Daedra Warrior, how can I do such a cowardly thing!? I can do anything, but I will never allow myself to become a toy!]
Los's belief completely declared that this game was a healthy game for all ages. Ren Suo had no choice but to choose "Shocking Kill". He saw that the moment the soldier pounced on him, Los returned to his original state.
At this time, the soldier didn't know where he touched Los, and his face suddenly became terrified. Then Los knocked him out with a punch and stole his clothes, cassette and ID watch.
Ren Suo took a quick look and found that the cassettes were all junk, and the identity watch was taken away. If Los wanted to replace this soldier, he would have to wear this identity watch.
So, replace him?
Just at this moment, footsteps were heard in the men's room. Los did not move and waited for the people outside to leave.
But there was a little trouble - someone entered the toilet cubicle and was suspected of performing a large metabolism.
At this time, three action cards appear: "Replace him immediately", "Leave immediately", and "Wait a little longer".
With someone pooping nearby, anything Los did could be risky, so Ren Suo chose to wait a little longer.
After a cutscene, Los was still standing in the cubicle, but there was a conversation and subtitles outside:
"Is the door closed?"
"No problem. There's a sign outside saying it's under repair. This is Lord Night Mother's quiet zone. It's safe."
"What's Sony's next plan? Do we have a chance to make a move?"
Los was shocked: [The assassins are having a secret meeting in the toilet! ]
"There's not much chance. Sony has been enjoying himself in his room with his new woman and never comes out! Humph, he doesn't look like a blood descendant of Lord Menelus. Instead, he looks like a follower of Lord Morag and Lord Sanjian - he spends the whole day in the land of pleasure and does nothing serious."
Los gnashed his teeth: [Sony - I swear to fry your skin and tear your bones apart! ]
"What should I do then?"
"I can only find a chance to go to his room and assassinate him directly... Is there anyone in this cubicle?"
Ren Suo suddenly became nervous. At this moment, the black cat meowed and his cell phone was taken away.
Ren Suo raised his head and saw his lovely sister standing in front of him, wearing a white shirt and pleated skirt, with white stockings on her legs. She was holding his phone and looking at him, and asked with a smile: "Brain teaser, who is the prettiest girl you know?"
Ren Suo asked, "Are you included in this?"
There was a gleam in my sister's eyes: "Forget it."
"Of course the nine-tailed fox is the most beautiful."