Chapter 685: Learn Chinese if you invade



February 19th, Lantern Festival.

After dinner at the restaurant, when Ren's mother went home, she went to the supermarket and bought two packs of dumplings and a box of fresh milk, one pack of black sesame filling and one pack of peanut filling. She went home, heated the milk and added sugar, then put the dumplings in to cook. Ren Suo next door was so envious that he cried.

It is heresy to eat glutinous rice balls simply by cooking them. Milk must be added.

So the whole family of four and the cat gathered around the dining table to eat glutinous rice balls. After Ren Suo let the black cat try it, he found that the black cat was a loyal fan of black sesame filling just like himself, so Ren's mother served the black cat a bowl.

Although Ren's father, mother and Ren Xingmei didn't say it, they also found that this black cat that stuck to Ren Suo was very different. The biggest difference was that Ren Suo didn't have a poop scooper, so there was no poop to scoop, and the cat litter tray that Ren's mother bought could only be put up on Xianyu.

In addition, black cats are very human-like, smart, and have no restrictions on eating. They especially like desserts such as ice cream. If other people see it, they will definitely think that the old Ren family is abusing the cat.

"Are you going back to the college together to register tomorrow?" Ren's mother suddenly remembered this and asked.

"Yes," Ren Suo looked at his sister and nodded, saying, "My sister will go back to school to register on the 21st, and I will register one day in advance on the 20th, so let's go together."

"Have you packed your luggage?"

"Not yet, it will be done soon."

"In that case, Xingmei, why don't you stay one more day to accompany your mother?" Ren's mother said earnestly, "You will be idle if you go there so early, and you will be alone in the dormitory, how lonely it will be..."

"No, I'm staying at my brother's place tomorrow." Ren Xingmei said.

Ren's mother blinked her eyes. "...I suddenly want to go eat boneless pickled fish with you tomorrow. Xingmei, you should stay here and let your brother go by himself."

Ren Suo took out his phone: "I'm a little hungry too. There should be some Wuwu pickled fish for takeout now..."

Ren's mother sighed and said, "Eat, eat, eat. All you do all day is eat. Besides bringing a few girlfriends home, what else can you do?"

Ren Suo was stunned by what his mother said, and he couldn't react whether his mother was criticizing or praising him.

He felt his mother was acting strange, so he changed the subject and said, "Mom, it's the peak time for students to go back to school, and there are a lot of people. Wouldn't it be good for Xingmei and I to go back together? There will be someone to take care of us. Don't worry, my guest room is very clean, and my sister is used to sleeping there."

Take care of it, take care of it, I hope you have a safe journey all the way to **!

In fact, Ren's mother had noticed some signs a long time ago, but she was very confident in Ren Suo, just like a sow would not climb a tree and a cast-iron tree would not bloom. A few months ago, she even asked Ren Suo to take good care of her sister.

However, now the sow climbed the tree, the iron tree bloomed, and Ren Suo also found a girlfriend! Although Ren Suo was still in a state of lack of brains, he didn't know why he had opened up in terms of emotions, and this opening directly opened up three or four, and it didn't seem strange to have one more?

But all of this was just her own speculation, without any solid evidence, and Ren Suo now seemed to be devoted to being his servant, so he looked quite safe.

Therefore, Ren's mother finally relaxed and advised: "Then take good care of your sister and don't let her get hurt."

Ren's mother emphasized the latter part of the sentence, but Ren Suo naturally couldn't hear it: "Don't worry, mom, no one can hurt her with me here!"

It’s because of you that I feel uneasy!

After eating the milk dumplings, Ren Suo went back to his room to pack his luggage and put away the gifts. At this time, Ren Xingmei came over and asked, "Brother, have you bought the ticket?"

"Hmm? We didn't buy a ticket. Let's take a taxi."

"Take a taxi?" Ren Xingmei was stunned: "This must cost a lot of money... Oh, is it because of Luna?"

Ren Suo nodded. Cats couldn't get on the high-speed train, and he was worried about shipping them, so he could only take a taxi and take the black cat all the way from Baiyun to Lianjiang.

"Wait till I tear open half of this universe of morning and evening, and the three-foot green light will wash away the smoke and dust~"

The phone suddenly rang, and Ren Xingmei left the room consciously. Ren Suo looked at the incoming call message, a smile on his face, and answered the call, saying, "Cheng Ling, Happy Lantern Festival."

"Happy Lantern Festival." Dong Chengling smiled and asked, "Have you eaten Lantern Festival dumplings?"

"No, we eat tangyuan at home, don't you?"

"My mother is from the north. We have been eating Yuanxiao since we were young. The taste is a little different from Yuanxiao. What kind of filling do you like?"

“Black sesame filling.”

“I like black sesame filling, too.”

Ren Suo's heart moved, and he asked, "I will go back to Lianjiang tomorrow, can you cook for me?"

Dong Chengling on the other side seemed to be slightly startled, then smiled and said, "Sure, and it doesn't have to be tomorrow. How do you plan to get back to Lianjiang? Do you plan to take the high-speed rail?"

"Hmm? I plan to take a taxi and go back with my sister. After all, I have a cat with me." Ren Suo touched the head of the black cat who was watching the tablet next to him.

"Suo, do you want to experience the convenience of space movement?"

At the same time, in Yosemite National Park, California, on the western foot of the Sierra Nevada Mountains, the sun was shining brightly at noon.

The simple camp that was established a few days ago has now become a modern military restricted area.

After all, there is no such thing as the Spring Festival in the Federation. They all have Christmas holidays, so there is no problem with the efficiency of the army in February. They spent more than ten days to mark out a restricted area with the space distortion phenomenon as the center, set up electrified barbed wire, dug trenches, set up long guns and short cannons, and pulled several army groups to the nearby training, as if the enemy would drop directly from the sky into the center of their encirclement.

You Jian sat cross-legged on the velvet Yin-Yang cushion, closed his eyes and practiced. This Yin-Yang cushion was the latest spiritual research product of Xuan Country, equivalent to a portable spiritual energy aggregation device. As for the Yin-Yang pattern velvet on the outside, it was a custom skin purchased by You Jian.

"Mr. You, the meeting will start in five minutes."

Hearing the voice of Yellow River monk Chen Liao, You Jian opened his eyes and exhaled a ten-inch long sword-like white air. He stood up and his bones crackled with the sound of a tractor roaring, as if a giant dragon awakening.

Then he relaxed his whole body, lowered his shoulders, bent his waist, covered his neck, and his aura changed from a dragon to a hyena. All his strength was restrained, and all his vital parts were protected. He casually put on a long-sleeved sports jacket, walked out and asked, "Who's here? There's a strong smell."

"Please be polite." Chen Liao was already very accustomed to You Jian's amazing perception. He smiled bitterly and said, "Super Undertaker Aurora Roy is here with the Undertaker team."

"The Aurora Roy who was beaten like a dog by Trump?" You Jian curled his lips, but his expression was a little more serious.

Aurora Roy, the leader of the Buried Team, has the same status as the Watcher Angel Zach. Aurora Roy sneaked into Xuan Country to carry out a secret mission in September of the previous year. He encountered a joint attack by the Fairy Palace Explorers and the Great Wall of Three Thousand Miles and was captured by the Xuan Country government. The Federation spent a huge price to redeem him.

Unlike the Watchers who need to consider their reputation and quality, the Undertaker does his job to the utmost and can be described as the dark guardians of the Federation.

The fact that this federal government can intimidate the consortium and enforce its policies has a lot to do with the Undertaker and the Watcher: the angel Zack protects the president, and the Aurora Roy does all the dirty work. Within a year, dozens of senior executives of the federal consortium died suddenly, but the public did not even make a splash. The whole federation said the same thing, because a newspaper that dared to criticize the government's actions was destroyed by "demons and monsters", and all the employees of the newspaper died.

The balance exists because "if you don't dare, I won't dare", but now the government that has Zack and Roy loyal to happens to meet a president who wants to become a historical great, the government's attitude has become "what do you think of me". Of course, the Federation's hand is also relaxed, so the Federation's cohesion is now almost at its peak in history.

The Watchers are the shields, the Undertakens are the swords. Now that the Federation has sent all their swords, it is clear that they are ready for the bloody storm.

Arriving at the meeting barracks, You Jian walked in and said, "Hey, isn't this Aurora Roy who has been in our cell for a month?"

Roy glanced at him and said calmly in Chinese, "Isn't this the Taoist priest You Jian who was kicked out of work during the festival? Xuan Country should be celebrating the Lantern Festival now, right? Don't worry, we have prepared the Lantern Festival dumplings. I guarantee you will feel at home here."

When it comes to foul language, You Jian is no match for Roy, who is used to doing dirty work.

Chen Liao instantly became nervous, firstly because he was worried that You Jian would explode, and secondly because he was worried that You Jian was provoked. In fact, he also felt that the Great Wall had some such intentions, but they had to send a fourth-level cultivator to the Federation after all, and You Jian was indeed a very suitable candidate.

However, You Jian was not angry. Instead, he sat down and laughed, "Being driven out is better than being beaten. Your Watcher Leader and Buried Leader are famous for being beaten every day. I admire them very much."

Except for Victor who covered his mouth to hold back his laughter, the other Watchers and Undertaker glared at You Jian. Angel Zach and Aurora Roy had both appeared in Renesse's videos, and every time they played the role of being beaten up, which was almost a shame for the Federation's extraordinary people. When You Jian pointed it out, everyone was furious.

If it was Angel Zach, they might have fought, but if Angel Zach was in person, You Jian would not dare to be so foul-mouthed.

Aurora Roy, who was ruthless and taciturn, lost interest after a mouth-to-mouth confrontation with him and said directly: "The frequency of space cutting has increased to once every three hours, and the concentration of spiritual energy has increased by 1.2% again. This place is likely to become the main battlefield in the prophecy. We need the assistance of personnel from Xuan Country."

"Impossible." You Jian denied without thinking: "Isn't there a possibility that we will be attacked by airborne troops? I am already giving you a great honor by coming here to help you!"

"There is really no possibility of an airborne attack on your side." Roy handed the laptop in front of him to You Jian to read: "According to the intelligence collected by the six major supernatural organizations, space distortion phenomena occur all over the world, with Yosemite in the Federation being the most frequent, and other places have more or less some. Only the information fed back by the Countermeasures Bureau shows that most areas of Xuan Country do not have any space distortion phenomena, that is, there are some fluctuations in the northern grassland area."

"...Maybe it's a feint to the east and attack in the west." You Jian insisted, thinking to himself it was really strange, why is there space distortion phenomenon all over the world, but Xuan Country is so stable?

"It's okay if you don't send anyone." However, Roy didn't expect that he could get Xuan Country to send out tactical combat forces with just a few words: "But Xuan Country has knowledge of space-related spells. Should we share it with the Federation? Now the Federation has to face the invasion of enemies from other worlds. The other side's space technology is enough to break through space. We urgently need technical assistance in this regard. The Federation has formally made a request to Xuan Country. I hope You Jian can help report the situation here."

You Jian opened his mouth and finally said, "...I will."

He is not a politician, so he can't say nonsense like "that's just a prophecy that hasn't happened yet." If an alien invasion occurs, according to the current situation, the Federation is indeed the most likely place to become the main battlefield.

Otherwise, the Great Wall would not have sent him.

Once a war really breaks out, it will be a matter for all mankind. By then, let alone technology, the Great Wall of Xuan Country might even become the Great Wall of the entire universe.

"But, is it too late?" You Jian shook his head: "Based on the current situation, I would not be surprised even if a real Blue-Eyes White Dragon appears in the next second. The concentration of spiritual energy is rising and the distortion of space is intensifying, which means that another plane seems to be approaching our universe."

"No one knows the situation," Roy said. "Will they only appear from a certain space gate, or will they randomly send troops from all over the earth? Will they want to use war as a means of communication and cooperate with the earth, or will they come with the intention of destroying humanity? We can't even be sure whether the other party is a carbon-based creature. We can only know from the prophecy that our first contact will definitely start with war."

"But if they really have perfect space travel technology, then we wouldn't be able to predict their arrival from the space distortion in advance. Their space travel technology may not be perfect, and it may take some time before they can officially contact the earth. Moreover, for such a major event as the contact of the planes, they should need some conditions to ensure the opening of the two planes..."

"Maybe, possibly, should?" You Jian chuckled softly.

"Faced with unknown threats, this is the best we can do." Roy said calmly: "We don't know how strong the enemy is, when the enemy will appear, where the enemy will appear... We can only hope that the goddess of luck is on our side."

"Has the Federation fallen to the point of pinning its hopes on luck?" You Jian snorted and laughed.

Roy glanced at You Jian and thought to himself that this idiot was easy to trick. The Federation had long suspected that Xuanguo had a trump card that it could control, and even suspected that Xuanguo had obtained the inheritance of the Fairy Palace, which was why it was able to construct such a complete spell learning system.

You Jian's confidence now undoubtedly comes from the trump card that Xuan Country has been hiding. And according to the personality model analysis, You Jian's tone shows that he is very proud of the trump card. You Jian himself is a nationalist who believes in humanity first, or Xuan Country people first, so the trump card is likely to be a Xuan Country person...

In an instant, the image of an immortal with a sage-like demeanor, who was not happy with material things, nor sad with himself, who appeared and disappeared mysteriously, who had seen through the mundane world, and who was independent and detached from the world, and who had ascended to heaven through immortality appeared in Roy's mind.

Roy suppressed the urge to continue probing and took out two documents: "If the enemy is too powerful and the Federation can't resist, we will naturally have a last resort, and we will need the cooperation of the Xuanguo government at that time."

"Oh?" You Jian raised his eyebrows slightly, thinking that the Federation did have a trump card, and even a final means. It was really a good choice to come to the Federation this time, and take out all the Federation's assets...

However, when You Jian took the document and looked at it, his face immediately turned black.

Both documents are written in Chinese, with easy-to-understand titles:

World Tree Assistance Plan

"Asgard Help Plan"

Absolutely, your so-called trump card is that you can't beat the other party, and then call dad to help! ?

Seeing the strange expression on You Jian's face, Roy spread his hands and said, "There is no other way. Apart from Xuan Country, the only ones who have the power to help the Federation are the high and mighty Fairy Palace and World Tree. Not to mention, if we can take this opportunity to establish diplomatic relations with the extraordinary power, then everything will be worth it."

You Jian curled his lips. Although he felt that the Federation was a coward, Roy's statement made sense. After all, the World Tree and the Asgard had almost never missed any world crisis. The chances of them taking action this time were very high. If he could use this opportunity to establish a relationship with them...

Then I will have the chance to meet the Queen again!

Thinking of this, You Jian handed the plan to Chen Liao beside him and said, "Okay, if the war hasn't broken out before I go back and turn on the computer, I will discuss this plan with the country..."

It was like thousands of mosquitoes buzzing at the same time. Although not harsh, the frightening sound suddenly exploded!

In the conference room, the instrument used to detect the concentration of spiritual energy exploded!

You Jian and Roy's faces changed and they shouted, "Get out of here!"

However, the next second, the walls and ceiling of the temporary meeting room were torn apart by blood-colored energy that looked like claw marks. The space where the blood-colored energy passed through caused continuous spiritual energy explosions, instantly turning the temporary meeting room into ruins!

A humanoid warrior covered in silver armor landed gently on the rubble. He looked down at the ruins, laughed disdainfully under his visor, and said something loudly that the Earthlings could not understand. Then, his ten fingers showed sharp blood-red claws, ready to rush to other battlefields.

Crash!

A hand suddenly stretched out from the rubble, accurately grabbed the silver-armored warrior's neck, and threw him to the ground!

When the man in sportswear jumped out from the rubble, he was like a giant dragon turning over. With a bang, he directly shook away the other rubble, allowing the other extraordinary people who were buried in the rubble to immediately enter combat status!

"You Jian, I will remember this favor!" Aurora Roy shouted and turned into a ray of light to quickly support other battlefields!

At this moment, the military restricted area is already engulfed in flames!

The silver-armored warrior roared, and tore at You Jian with his bloody claws, but he couldn't break You Jian's spiritual coat at all!

Then he seemed surprised and stopped, and said something in a rush. You Jian listened for a while and became completely impatient: "You fucking invader, just learn Chinese well, I can't understand your nonsense!"

You Jian opened his mouth and spit out a flying sword from his tongue!


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