When Ren Suo woke up, Dong Chengling had already gone back to sleep. The room was silent, and the dim warm light made him want to take a nap.
The Daedra alarm clock is very strange. It has no sound or vibration, but makes people dream. Just before waking up, Ren Suo dreamed that his mother pulled back the quilt and rushed him out of bed. He woke up instantly, and when he looked down, it was exactly the time he set.
Yesterday he was too sleepy, so he just set the alarm with his identity watch without understanding the design of the alarm. Now Ren Suo retrieved Sony's memory and found that this identity watch was loaded with a small piece of Lord Valmina's "Dream Zen Cassette". In human terms, this is a cassette that makes people dream actively and can affect the content of dreams. The main effect is to make people wake up automatically.
Sony's previous default setting had the scope of influence be 'relatives', so Ren Suo would have dreams about his parents.
In addition to the "Dream Zen Cassette", the watch also has Lord Mora's "Knowledge Sharing Cassette", which is actually an online chat room. The only difference is that the network connected by servers on Earth is different. The network in this world is supported by the divine server "Knowledge Field" provided by Lord Mora and will never go down.
This "Knowledge Sharing Cartridge" is not only available to all Daedra, but the cartridge used by the Gods also has a unique effect: disguise. When Gods join a mortal chat room or chat with mortals alone, they can disguise their identities, but mortals cannot disguise themselves and must register their real names to chat in the knowledge field.
With a light click, the watch will project the new messages Sony has recently received. The content is very rich, ranging from greetings from the sixteen blood-descended dafas, the sixteen gods' sons, and the powerful generals of the five major war zones to chats with several of Sony's former lovers. The message list instantly reached 99+.
Skimming over most of the important information, Ren Suo saw a column with three information bars pinned by Sony at the top: "Your Majesty", "Platinum Tower of Luoyan City" and... "Loliface"! ?
Ren Suo was stunned, and clicked on the chat between Sony and Loriface, only to find that it was full of insults to each other.
By the way, Sony actually likes to conceal his identity and chat in other permanent chat rooms like forums, or to be more precise, Sony is a troll.
Yes, Sony is a troll, and he is very keen on getting pleasure from trolling others. Thanks to his good education and broad vision, he can always quote classics to make the other party speechless when he trolls others. And because he can change his identity at any time as a descendant of God, one of the things he does most often is
Disguise as dozens of people to spray others!
You think there are dozens of people criticizing you, but actually they are all from Sony!
The most common actions are "I feel relieved when I see everyone is criticizing you", "Look at so many people criticizing you, and you still don't know you're wrong", "My urine is yellow, let me kill him", and so on. These are enough to make the other party doubt their life and their worldview. In the end, the other party is often humiliated and offline, and even their reputation is ruined by Sony after all, they use real-name registration to surf the Internet.
It's really like Curse of the Golden Flower. When Ren Suo retrieved this part of the memory, he was also surprised. Sony is just a typical rich second-generation who has nothing better to do.
Other descendants of gods would hide their identities and chat with commoners, and would also argue with commoners, but often at this time, the descendants of gods would lift their hidden identities and calmly reveal their noble identities as descendants of gods, and then the commoners would quickly kneel down and lick their boots. After all, in the Daedra society with a population of over 100 million, there were only one or two thousand descendants of gods in total, and they were a veritable aristocratic class.
But other descendants of gods use their privileges in the field of knowledge to hide their identities. Their real purpose is to show off and to enjoy the exclamations, envy and flattery of the common people after their hidden identities are lifted, so as to make the common people who debate with them give up.
And what about Sony? He actually changed his identity to spit on others! He disguised himself as dozens of people to spit on others!
He was not interested in letting the common people back off because of his divine identity; he just wanted to make them doubt their lives and collapse their faith in Taoism!
Among them, there is one person who has become an impenetrable fortress, an uncrossable ocean, and an unreachable sky in the career of Sony trolls!
Loriface!
Sony's record of trolling her started more than a hundred days ago. She was the first super troll that Sony could not defeat even with millions of attacks from pseudonyms. After three days of non-stop trolling by the pseudonym army, Sony was really exhausted.
Sony, the owner of the Divine Cassette, is exhausted!
So Sony only focused on one account and engaged in a tug-of-war with her for hundreds of days. During the argument, their topics kept changing, because the basic operation of the trolls was to seize the other party's words and make a fuss, that is, to take them out of context.
From the initial topic of 'Should there be a bounty for killing chickens' to the more recent 'Why don't men/women want to fall in love', the two of them exchanged thousands and tens of thousands of words, and there hasn't been a single day when they stopped arguing with each other.
Yesterday, Ren Suo was punished by Dong Chengling and Ren Xingmei before he could handle the matter. Naturally, he didn't have a bedtime argument with Luo Lifeisi, so now Luo Lifeisi got the first to say it back: "You loser, you finally got beaten to death because you are a loser and you met someone you can't afford to offend? You're still barking like a dog before you die."
Ren Suo thought about it seriously and found that Sony had indeed investigated Loriface's identity through real channels before, but it was only natural for him to want to know who the troll who was arguing with him was.
Moreover, Sony did not launch a real-dimensional attack just because it could not defeat the other party. It is simply a pure and good prince.
But according to the protagonist Los in the game, although Sony did not mean that, it seemed that Sony's men seemed to have misunderstood something, so Los had to ask the military for help to protect his sister.
This also gave rise to Los's suspicion of Sony.
So, don’t criticize others online if you have nothing to do.
Although Ren Suo failed to explain clearly to Los yesterday, Ren Suo's desire to survive was still very strong. Now he wanted to avoid Los and Loriface, so how could he possibly scold Loriface?
"After a detailed and profound review, I found the mistakes in my remarks. I am deeply sorry for causing you a lot of trouble. I will not bother you anymore. I wish you a happy life. Goodbye."
The other party immediately replied: "Why? Are you scared?"
"yes."
"I don't believe it. Why don't you continue the discussion with me?"
Ren Suo decided not to waste time with her anymore: "No one will accompany you unconditionally. Even your shadow will be absent on a cloudy day."
Then Ren Suo closed the conversation with Lorifis and checked the information of "Platinum Tower in Luoyan City". As he looked at it, he raised his eyebrows, turned over, picked up his clothes and went into the bathroom.
When he came out after changing his clothes, Dong Chengling and Ren Xingmei were already sitting in the bathroom waiting for him. Ren Suo pointed to the bathroom and said, "It's basically the same as the bathroom on Earth, but there are big differences in the buttons. Also, here you use a green paste mixed with water to brush your teeth, and then the water will crackle and brush your teeth; if you want to wipe your face and body, you use a transparent disposable cloth, which you throw directly into the sink and it will dissolve by itself..."
"Are you leaving?"
"Someone should come looking for me in a while. Luckily I woke up early," Ren Suo said. "I will pretend to be Sony to attend a meeting. It shouldn't take much time. I will tell them that you are my people and they will not come in to disturb you. Well, I will ask them to bring you some basic language learning materials later."
Dong Chengling sighed softly: "Thank you for your hard work, I can't help you at all now."
"Your cyclones are imprisoned now because you are in a state of spiritual energy suppression all the time. In fact, it is similar to the spiritual energy dispersion mechanism in the Third Hospital, but it is more thorough and targeted."
Ren Suo scratched his head and said, "And this aura suppression state comes from the strongest Daedra, Sithis. I have no way to unlock it now, and ordinary cassettes cannot purify this effect... But after attending this meeting, I may be able to unlock your known state, so you don't have to worry."
This meeting is actually because Sony has accomplished the great feat of capturing the coordinates of the alternate dimension, and because Sithis has been promoted to Junior Lord and has given up the position of Bloodline Grandmaster to Lord Menelaus, Sony will be named the new generation of Bloodline Grandmaster in this meeting.
The Bloodline Dafa are the sixteen most powerful individuals in the Daedra plane. Even if the Bloodline cartridge that Sony got cannot remove Dong Chengling's spiritual energy suppression, at least the Bloodline Dafa's status can allow Ren Suo more room for maneuver, such as using his power to find others for help.
Ren Xingmei nodded, and suddenly rushed into Ren Suo's arms and hugged him. Ren Suo was stunned for a moment, then gently touched her hair and said, "Don't worry, I won't let anything happen to you, we will be able to go home soon."
"Hmm." Ren Xingmei made a cute sound through her nose and rubbed her head in Ren Suo's arms.
After comforting Ren Xingmei for a while, Ren Suo looked at Dong Chengling. Dong Chengling smiled and opened his arms towards him.
Ren Suo immediately went over and hugged Dong Chengling, but at this time Ren Xingmei also squeezed over, and the scene instantly changed from a sweet picture of a couple hugging each other to a heartwarming picture of Dong Chengling's mother taking care of her two older children, which was very harmonious.
"Your Highness, Your Highness."
外面的女仆在呼唤了，任索恋恋不舍地看着她们，忽然凑上去亲了一下东承灵，然后站起来说道：“我很快就回来，你们不用担心我，也不要给自己太多压力，就当做是一场异世界旅行。”
“嗯，一路顺风。”
等任索离开之后，东承灵转过头，眼神平静但嘴角微微扬起，笑看着任星美。任星美被她看得心虚，不禁低下头看**的花纹图案。
忽然，东承灵拉过她的手，将她抱在怀里，轻声说道：“乖，不要害怕，你哥不会离开你的。”
本来有点紧张不安的任星美马上放松下来，伸出手抱住东承灵，将脑袋埋在东承灵怡人心脾的胸怀里，发出一声幸福的闷哼。
跟只在女学生中人气高昂的白忌不一样，天莲学院最受欢迎的第一人气女教师东承灵，可是男女通杀，男生喜欢她，女生更喜欢她。
“刚才你哥在这，你可能有什么事不方便说，现在就只剩下我们两个女的，你如果有什么烦恼，老师都会帮忙的。”东承灵笑道。
“真的吗？”
“真的。”
任星美抬起头看着东承灵，犹豫了好一会，才结结巴巴说道：“东，东老师，我其实是，有一个问题想请教，请教你……”
“什么问题？”东承灵耐心地等待任星美的问题。
“到底该怎么样，才能，才能……”任星美瞥了一眼近在咫尺那对堪称人体美学巅峰的弧形，小声说道：“……才能长大一点？”
……
……
事实上会议还有一段时间才能开始，但任索一大早就得跟黑荆棘将军共进早餐。当他到达堡垒餐厅的时候，拉娜娅等神裔卫士已经在一旁值守。
任索马上关闭「任索」的大多数程序，启动「索尼」的所有程序，眨眼睛就彻底从‘任索’变成了‘任家索尼’。
正在被强壮男仆喂食的黑荆棘看见任索到来，马上站起来说道：“贵安，索尼大法。”
任索轻轻一笑，坐下来用旁边的洗手缸洗了洗手，将手递给女仆们擦干，随意说道：“事情还没定下来，别人听到多不好啊，黑荆棘你别胡说。”
“很快就定下来了，不差这一会。”黑荆棘明明是一名颇为英气的金发将军，而且十分硬核，连喂食都是让强壮男仆喂，根本不是索尼这种弱鸡所能媲美。
但面对即将成为血裔大法的索尼，黑荆棘姿态摆的极低：“陛下卸任血裔大法，殿下又立下大功，梅涅鲁斯大君的血裔大法之位，非殿下莫属。”
“希望如此吧。”任索随意笑道，张开嘴巴让女仆喂食。
“对了殿下，我为你准备了一份小小的礼物，等下给你送过去？”黑荆棘忽然说道。
任索漫不经心地说道：“嗯，没想到你还有这份心意，你这是什么意思？”
黑荆棘笑道：“意思意思。”
“你这就不够意思了。”任索懒得收礼物，试图打发他。
“小意思，真的是小意思。”黑荆棘锲而不舍。
“嗯……没想到你还挺有意思的。”任索想了想，算了吧，还是接受他这份好意，一直拒绝也不好。
“其实也没别的意思。”黑荆棘松了口气：“只是一份殿下会喜欢的小礼物。”
“那我就不好意思了。”任索耸耸肩说道。
“是我不好意思。”黑荆棘挥手示意后面的高壮男仆退下，“会议即将开始了，殿下……”
“走吧。”
来到裂谷堡垒第五层的会议室，虽然说是会议室，但里面只有两张椅子，一张是黑荆棘坐的，一张是索尼坐的。
忽然间，会议室灯光熄灭，然后出现了将近二十块投影幕，每个投影幕都出现了一名神裔，但此时任索、黑荆棘以及其余投影幕里的神裔却是一起站起来，向中央穿着黑衣坐在王座上的男子鞠躬：“参见陛下，大君荣耀与陛下同在！”
“坐下吧。”
任索坐下来，但黑荆棘依然站着，开始汇报刺刀行动的成绩：“……经过我军战士的英勇奋战，我们已经粗略得知异位面的大致情报和战争水平……”
“……异位面的科技水平相当于迪德拉的一百年至二百年前，并且技术覆盖范围较少，除了一部分重要城市之外，其他大多数地区都处于原始状态……”
“……异位面人类完全无法跟迪德拉人类相比，身体非常羸弱，除去集团军和少数精英外，绝大多数异位面平民都无作战能力，但人口极多，粗略估计约为迪德拉人类的数十倍……”
“……异位面人类没有任何空间防御能力，也没有相关的空间技术，无法对迪德拉位面造成实质性威胁……”
“有部分战士遭遇了强大的异位面土著，并且一名上校军官自称遭遇了拥有大君实力的异位面土著，”黑荆棘没有隐瞒洛斯的情况：“但强大的土著占比极少，无法与我们迪德拉战士抗衡；该名上校军官的证词有一定的可信度，敌人未必有大君实力，但很可能拥有与神裔抗衡的战力，因为有三名莫拉格刺客直接死在异位面之中。”
任索不禁微微挑眉黑荆棘居然是相信洛斯的清白，他知道那三个莫拉格刺客不是洛斯所杀，也相信洛斯遭遇到强大的异位面土著！
“听起来，入侵这个位面应该是毫无难度。”
“本来就没什么问题，哪有异位面可以抵挡我们迪德拉？”
“但现在我们需要全民众的支持，不允许任何差错，情报里那个上校处理掉吧，不要让他扰乱军心。”
“嗯，没错。”
他们一人一句就将刺刀行动的结果敲定下来，并且宣判一名帝国上校的命运，然后有人说道：“接下来该轮到血裔大法的议题了吧？”
这时候，一直没说话的西帝斯终于说道：“梅涅鲁斯大君决定，下一任血裔大法，将由在刺刀行动立下大功，成功俘虏异位面坐标的索尼担任。”
“赞成。”
“赞成。”
这个议题敲定得比刚才更为迅速，不一会儿就全员通过，任索站起来，跟光幕里的西帝斯对视。
然后所有光幕里的神裔同时拍手掌，包括西帝斯。在他们拍了三下之后，天空里忽然响起宛如龙吼的声音，紧接着是一声风中的嘶吼咆哮：“索尼”
“索尼，你的名字已经响彻世界，直达湮灭，大君已经知道你的名字。”西帝斯平静说道：“你回到螺湮城，便会正式获得血裔大法传承。”
“谢谢陛下，谢谢大君。”
任索又坐回去，这时候轮到其他光幕的神裔提出议题，大多数都是跟军备有关，任索一直都没发表意见，静静等待会议结束。
会议结束后，光幕悉数消失，这时候西帝斯忽然说了一句：“索尼。”
“是，陛下。”
“尽早回来。”
等最后一片光幕熄灭，黑荆棘便对任索笑道：“恭喜你，索尼大法。”
任索坦然接受这个祝福，回去的时候说道：“能不能找一些基础语教材送上去？有人想要学习我们的语言。”
黑荆棘自然是答应了：“没问题，我这就让人上去。真不愧是大法，仅仅是一晚时间，就让她们主动学习我们迪德拉的语言，黑荆棘真是佩服……那我就不打扰你了，希望大法喜欢我的礼物。”
“嗯。”
任索准备坐升降梯上去的时候，发现拉娜娅他们也进来了，便问道：“怎么了？”
“陛下吩咐，要提高大法你的安保级别，接下来我们会时刻无间断守护你的安全。”拉娜娅说道。
“但我不喜欢休息的时候被人看着。”
“我们会在门外驻守。”
任索点点头：“那还可以。”
等他们到达最高处的套间，一出来便听见吵杂的声音：“悲风大士，这是殿下的客人，你不能……”
“什么客人，不就是黑荆棘那小子送过来的礼物。你快让开，我先帮殿下验验货，还有将房门也打开，我帮殿下**一下新来的，等下要开聚会，不能让这些不懂风趣的坏了殿下的雅兴……”
任索大步走出来，看见房间门前一个银发美少女正被一个神裔拉着手臂纠缠，女仆们在一旁又不敢拦又不敢走，她们一看见任索回来马上松了口气，大声说道：“殿下，这位悲风大士……”
“殿下，哦不对，是索尼大法！”那名神裔松开银发美少女的手臂，张开手大笑着走向任索：“听见你到裂谷这边工作，小弟我马上带一批新鲜嫩出水的羊儿过来找你了，是不是很高兴，很欢喜？”
任索推开他，躲开他的拥抱，这名神裔也不在意。他转过头看了一眼银发美少女，说道：“不过索尼大法，等下请让我先来玩玩这个银发的，你也知道，我就这个嗜好……”
“嗯，我知道，”任索面无表情地说道：“悲风你最喜欢就是玩羊，她除了肤白连头发都是银白色的，你肯定忍不住吧？”
“Hehe, Dafa, you really do understand me.” The descendant of God laughed.
Beifeng, a descendant of the gods from Lord Sanjian's faction, is somewhat similar to the Morag faction, both of them are the type that pursue excitement and will carry it through to the end. However, Morag's are mostly related to violence, while Sanjian's are related to abnormal fetishes.
In the past, Sony's endless decline was the joint result of the descendants of gods from multiple factions. Among them, Beifeng was Sony's "playmate" in the Sanjian faction, so Beifeng looked so familiar.
Although Ren Suo's thinking, values and behavioral habits are like Sony's now, he still has something different from Sony.
That's the bottom line.
"By the way, what did you want to do in my room just now?" Ren Suo asked calmly.
"Hmm? Oh, I heard that you just got two humans from another dimension, Dafa. I'm not going to go in and help you teach them a lesson. After all, humans from other dimensions don't understand our way of playing, and they will most likely resist us. What if they don't cooperate after the party starts? That would be really boring, Dafa, don't you think?"
"yes."
"Then wait a minute, Dafa! I can quickly take care of them with my cassette. I guarantee they will be as obedient as sheep in no time..."
Just as Beifeng turned around, Ren Suo reached out and pressed his shoulder.
"No need to bother you with this." Ren Suo said calmly, "It would be boring to kill two humans from different dimensions. Let's try a higher difficulty one and kill Lanaya."
Lanaya in purple behind Ren Suo raised her eyebrows.
Bei Feng was stunned for a moment, then burst out laughing: "Dafa, you are joking, Captain Lanaya can beat ten of me alone..."
"I'm not kidding." Ren Suo said, "There are only two things you can do now, either kill Lanaya or die. Lanaya, there are only two things you can do, either be killed by Beifeng or let him die."
"Sony's method, this..." Beifeng's body began to tremble. Lanaya's hands emitted purple beams of light, and purple light flowed around her body.
"Set up a Morag violence barrier and don't let him escape." Ren Suo strode over Bei Feng and gave a casual order. The divine guards immediately set up a violence barrier to prevent all spatial movement.
"Sony, we are good friends!" Beifeng finally got scared, took a few steps back and begged, "We have known each other for so long, and played together for so long, don't you remember? Friends shouldn't hurt each other!"
"Ah, yes, friends shouldn't hurt each other." Ren Suo nodded, and hope suddenly rekindled on Bei Feng's face.
"So we are not friends now. Alas, it is such a short friendship."
call out!
With a whistling sound and a miserable howl, the right shoulder was pierced by Lanaya's purple light!
There is a huge gap in strength between the descendants of gods. The three-star descendant of gods, Lanaya, is undoubtedly at the top, while the descendant of gods, Beifeng, from the Sanjian faction who is responsible for eating, drinking and having fun, even has entertainment cartridges, so his combat power is naturally at the bottom of the descendants of gods.
"You can't do this, you can't do this!" Bei Feng struggled to retreat on the carpet, shouting loudly: "According to the imperial law, you can't kill a descendant of God without reason! Help! The blood descendants will not allow it, the great lords will not allow it! Help! Help!"
Lanaya glanced at Ren Suo, who shrugged and said, "I'm sorry, the imperial law doesn't allow it, but my father is the lord of the empire; the Bloodline Law doesn't allow it, but I am the Bloodline Law."
"So Beifeng, if you can successfully kill Lanaya, I guarantee on the honor of the Bloodline Dafa Sony that Lord Nocturnal will not cause you any trouble."
Bei Feng finally realized that Sony wanted to kill him this time. He shouted at Ren Suo miserably: "Why? Didn't we have a good time before? Why did you become like this, Sony? Why did you suddenly want to kill me?"
"Yes, why?" Ren Suo tilted his head and thought for a while, then said, "Of course it's because you want to touch my woman, idiot!"
Ren Suo's face turned sinister and ferocious, he glared at Bei Feng and said hatefully: "I will never let anyone hurt my woman, never!"
Then Ren Suo returned to his peaceful self: "Oh, the carpet is dirty. Lanaya, can you please be beaten by him quickly, or get rid of him quickly?"
"clear."
Following a scream that suddenly stopped, Ren Suo yawned and walked towards the door.
At this time, the beautiful silver-haired girl who had been watching nearby suddenly walked up to him and said, "Sony Dafa, hello."
"Hmm?" Ren Suo glanced at her and guessed something, then said, "I'll tell Blackthorn later that you should stay here for a while, and someone will send you back soon. Don't worry, I'll remind them that they will give you everything they deserve and will never hurt you."
Ren Suo turned sideways and continued walking, and then the silver-haired beauty bumped into his arms again and took the initiative to hug his neck.
At this time, Ren Suo was a little angry: "I say..."
The silver-haired girl leaned close to his face, watching his lips move but making no sound. She then lip-synched and said something.
You are not Sony.