"Little Star, Renesse is on air!"
Ren Xingmei, who was drying her hair, heard her roommate Huang Xuehui's surprised voice and said without turning her head, "It's on... Wait, is it still "The Gate of Truth"? "
"It's The Door of Truth!"
"Didn't the gatekeeper fight against the world's strongest Taoist priest You Jian and the angel Zach last time?" Ren Xingmei raised her eyebrows slightly: "Who is his test target this time?"
"They are a few people I don't know... They all seem to be from our Xuan Country." Huang Xuehui said, "They all wear masks, one with a smiling face, one with an angry face, one with a happy face, and one with a sad face... Hey!? I remember this sad face! It's the mysterious man who once violated the angel Zack. I think his name is, called..."
"The Black Coffin Demon King, the gatekeeper mentioned him once." Ren Xingmei put down the hair dryer and couldn't help laughing: "He just beat the angel Zach. You said he violated him. That angel Zach was too miserable..."
Huang Xuehui giggled, lying on the bed holding up the tablet and said, "Sorry, sorry, I just happened to read a sweet story about an angel and a devil today, and I couldn't adjust for a while."
Ren Xingmei pulled the corner of her mouth: "Can this also be a couple?"
"Yes, of course. They fought in the open air the whole night! Before they reached Tokyo, God knows how much hatred and resentment there were." Huang Xuehui said with a longing look on her face, "But I don't really like the sweet stories of the Angel and the Devil. The Taoist Angel is my favorite, followed by the sweet stories of the Ice Prince and your brother..."
Ren Xingmei, who was combing her hair, almost tore it apart. She was angry and amused at the same time: "Ice Prince and my brother?"
"It's Teacher Bai and your brother!"
Huang Xuehui held the tablet and sat down at Ren Xingmei's side. She said excitedly, "In fact, there is also a pairing of Teacher Bai and Teacher Zhao, but I don't like Teacher Zhao's wolf-dog style. Instead, I prefer Teacher Bai's iceberg beauty and your brother's fresh little puppy style. This kind of college teacher and therapist, popular idol and ordinary monk, is like the golden combination of French fries and ketchup. It tastes so sweet that it makes your teeth sticky. It's awesome! Do you want to read it? I have collected several articles!"
Ren Xingmei: "Don't you have a boyfriend?"
"What does this have to do with my boyfriend?" Huang Xuehui said as a matter of course: "When my boyfriend hugs me, I also imagine that Teacher Bai is ** your brother..."
"How dare you say such things in front of someone else's sister." Ren Xingmei snorted and quietly moved away from this perverted female student who wanted to rape her brother.
"Oh, don't say that to me. I get shy too." Huang Xuehui said as she lay next to Ren Xingmei, "The fight is so intense. These four new superhumans seem to be stronger than Zach and You Jian!"
"Some can control moonlight, some can teleport, and one can cast dark spells..."
Ren Xingmei glanced at the screen: "Is there a time control?"
"I don't know, I can't tell." Huang Xuehui suddenly burst out laughing: "Hahaha, this panda man with his own emoticons made me laugh to death."
“This guy’s panda pajamas are pretty cute,” Ren Xingmei commented.
“Buy, buy, buy!”
"How do you know if there's any for sale?"
"Maybe there wasn't one before, but since Renesser advertised it once, there must be a manufacturer that will make it."
"That's true..." Ren Xingmei believed in this celebrity effect. In terms of advertising strength, Ren Neiser's video advertising strength is probably the best in the world, with the largest number of viewers in the world, and its influence is enough to crush all other TV stations.
Because most of Ren Neiser's videos are about Xuanguo, Chinese learning institutions abroad have sprung up like bamboo shoots after spring in the past year;
The seeker in Ren Neiser's video once wore a set of Taobao hot-selling items, which has become a hot-selling item on the entire Internet, and foreign female stars also like to wear them;
The Ren family of the Eastern Han Dynasty, which has appeared many times, has become a popular IP, with movies, animations, TV series, and games all progressing in parallel, and is expected to go beyond Asia and into the world. Ren Han has become one of the most famous historical figures.
This "Renneser economy" has become the most unique economic phenomenon of this era, and countless experts have studied it. If Renneser is willing to make a video to make money, it will be enough to increase the stock value of any company.
"Speaking of which, is your brother free this Saturday?" Huang Xuehui suddenly asked.
"What do you want to do?" Ren Xingmei glanced at her.
"Fang Yuan, the little fairy from the next door dormitory, has some ideas." Huang Xuehui said, "She doesn't know you well, so she asked me to ask you if you can ask your brother out to play... Wait, your brother doesn't have a girlfriend, right?"
Ren Xingmei raised her eyebrows and said, "Yes."
"Who is it?" Huang Xuehui became excited again: "Which teacher? Or student?"
"You are such a gossip." Ren Xingmei snorted twice and said, "The girlfriend is his childhood sweetheart."
"Childhood sweethearts, it seems that the little fairy Fang Yuan has no chance." Huang Xuehui leaned against the wall and looked at the tablet, saying: "But it's true, your brother is so good, there must be a smart girl who won him over long ago..."
Beep Beep
The washing machine on the balcony made a sound of "I'm fine", and Ren Xingmei got out of bed and said, "My brother is not fine at all, he is just like that."
"Oh, little star, you are his sister, of course you don't think so."
Ren Xingmei went to the balcony to hang clothes. She couldn't help laughing when she heard this: "Then tell me about it. Let me know my brother's strengths."
As soon as she walked to the balcony, she caught a glimpse of someone on the balcony out of the corner of her eye!
The man stood in a shadow corner, not illuminated by the moonlight, and no one knew how long he had been standing there. Ren Xingmei was shocked and immediately activated time dilation!
During time dilation, time will slow down, Ren Xingmei's physical fitness will increase significantly, and she can contact reality!
Ren Xingmei cast a gauze robe on herself and slammed it with one hand! Although the gauze robe is a defensive spell, when cast on the body, it is equivalent to turning the body into a body of steel, and it can still be lethal!
However, Ren Xingmei's hand was not only blocked, but also pulled back violently!
You have to know that in this time scale, Ren Xingmei's action is almost equivalent to a reaction in seconds, and this uninvited guest was able to arrive first and block it! ?
Ren Xingmei tried to change her tactics, but her opponent was also changing his tactics, and their reaction speeds were almost the same!
Ren Xingmei could clearly feel that the other person was also engraved with the traces of time. It was as if their time overlapped, independent of real time, and intertwined in a way that no one could know.
Their moments are engraved on the bond called time.
Ren Xingmei instantly realized who was coming, released the time dilation, and was pulled into the other person's arms.
At this time, Huang Xuehui's voice continued:
"For example, your brother is an upright person. When he treats girls, his eyes are not evasive. He is comfortable and natural. He is much better than those little virgins who look at girls secretly."
Ren Xingmei hugged Ren Suo tightly. Seeing her brother's shy expression when being praised, she couldn't help but laugh and said, "Yes, he is very upright."
Huang Xuehui then added: "For example, your brother is very gentlemanly. He doesn't touch girls during treatment. He doesn't touch girls' bodies if he can. Everyone has a very good reputation for him."
Ren Xingmei glanced at Ren Suo's hand around her waist and chuckled, "Yes, he is very gentlemanly."
Huang Xuehui continued, "And your brother seems to be the kind of person who dotes on his girlfriend. He has a soft personality and seems easy to bully. He has also become more and more handsome recently. So, little star, now you understand why your brother is very suitable to be a nanny..."
Time travel!
Time travel!
The moment their lips touched, they both simultaneously cast a time spell, leaving reality and embracing each other in the dark where no one could see them, in a time scale of only one thousandth of a second that belonged to them.
This is their own romantic way.
Huang Xuehui was lying on Ren Xingmei's bed, swinging her legs and humming a song, watching the live broadcast of the fierce battle between the goalkeeper and the foursome of joy, anger, sorrow and happiness, when she suddenly discovered that Ren Xingmei was back.
"Not hanging clothes anymore?" Huang Xuehui asked curiously.
"I'm a little tired." Ren Xingmei leaned over next to her and watched the live broadcast together: "Let's go and dry it later."
"You've been on the balcony for less than 30 seconds, and you're tired already?" Huang Xuehui shook her head: "Little sister, you can't do this."
Ren Xingmei smiled but said nothing, then suddenly asked, "How long was the longest kiss between you and your boyfriend?"
"About four or five minutes." Huang Xuehui glanced at her and said, "Why are you asking this all of a sudden? Has my little Xingxing finally come to her senses?"
"300 seconds?" Ren Xingmei wiped her lips gently and smiled: "Nothing."
…
…
Coincidentally, Lin Xianyu was also lying on the bed watching the live broadcast on his mobile phone.
The lights in the dormitory were turned off. Gu Yueyan was very self-disciplined and had to go to bed after 11:30. Lin Xianyu also watched the live broadcast with headphones on. Even when she saw the devastating battle between the goalkeeper and the four-member group of joy, anger, sorrow and happiness, she was very excited but she suppressed her emotions and did not scream.
knock.
There was a sound of a door lock turning, and Lin Xianyu startled and stuck his head out to look at the balcony door.
I saw the balcony door being slowly opened from the outside, and a tall figure who was obviously not a girl was cast a long shadow by the moonlight, falling on the floor of the dormitory.
A thief broke in!
Lin Xianyu suddenly became excited, the cyclone started to work, and he was ready to jump down from the ** to catch the little thief.
到时候我熬夜抓贼的美名传出去，以后就可以光明正大地熬夜，班长还得表扬我！
而且大家多多少少都有点成功战绩，唯独我啥都没有只能吃柠檬，都快混不下去了，现在终于有新人教学怪物出现啦！
来吧小贼，就用你的贱绩，来彰显我的威风！
我的暴风之手，已经饥渴难耐了！
就在这时候，一只手伸进了宿舍里面！
在明亮月光的照耀下，林羡鱼可以清晰地看见，那只手拿着一盒包装精美的零食！
是，是白巧克力饼干，白色恋人！
这个好吃！
超级好吃！
好吃得林羡鱼都开始分泌唾液了！
然后林羡鱼便看见一个熟悉的人影走进来，他似乎早就预料到林羡鱼没睡觉，恭敬地将白色恋人递给**的林羡鱼。
林羡鱼盯着他，接过白色恋人后才摇摇头，低声说道：“班长，可是我好姐妹！”
任索双手合十恳求，轻声细语：“拜托啦，这对我真的很重要。”
林羡鱼看了他好一会，朝他勾了勾手指，示意他靠近一点。
“得加钱。”她小声说道。
任索啧了一声，无奈说道：“我没带钱包。”
林羡鱼给他一个手机的收款二维码。
“支持支付宝和微信，谢谢。”
被路霸林羡鱼打劫的任索一脸苦逼，这时候宿舍灯忽然亮了。
“你们在搞什么？”
古月言从**坐起来，一脸古怪地看着他们两个。
不等任索说话，林羡鱼就举起白色恋人大声说道：“班长，任大哥想跟我进行肮脏的py交易，我要举报他！”
古月言倒是没有先理会任索，反而是好奇地问林羡鱼：“你怎么没赶他走？”
就在两个小时前，林羡鱼简直当任索是杀父仇人一样声讨，怎么两个小时后他们好像又恢复那种傻子惺惺相惜的关系？
“任大哥知错能改，还拿了一盒白色恋人来道歉，所以我原谅他了。”林羡鱼云淡风轻地说道。
任索苦着脸说道：“那不是道歉用的啊……”
“那就是白送我的咯？谢谢。”林羡鱼斩钉截铁地说道，摆摆手：“现在班长醒了，你们自己继续乱搞吧，不要在意我。”
“什么乱搞。”古月言有些生气，双手叉在胸前，拱起两团雄伟，语气古板地看向任索：“索先生，你这么晚偷偷过来干什么？这里可是女学生宿舍。”
林羡鱼嘻嘻傻笑，看着任索走到古月言床下小声解释，她心里也放下心头大石。
让班长离开任索，对林羡鱼也是逼于无奈的下策。她注意到任索的感情变质，自然不能眼睁睁看着古月言继续往坑里跳，不然以后古月言肯定会过得不幸福。
现在，那个熟悉的任大哥终于回来了。在他用白色恋人开路的时候，哪怕还没看见他，林羡鱼心里就产生强烈的直觉那个男人，又回来了！
这种卑劣的贿赂手法！
这种被骗钱的弱等智商！
这种好欺负的死直男性格！
还有那股无论多正经都无法掩盖的慵懒气质！
她的同类，复活了！
现在的任大哥，也未必能给班长带来幸福。
根据她自己的例子，任大哥哪怕给不了幸福，也至少能给的了舒服。
不过林羡鱼还是隐隐感受到一股奇怪的气息。
现在任索的感情虽然比以前好很多了，但还是隐隐有些变质。就像是臭豆腐，虽然还是有点臭，但至少能吃至于喜不喜欢吃，那就看个人口味了。
到底哪里变质了……
这时候，任索朝古月言张开双手，问道：“要下来吗？”
古月言摇摇头：“现在是我睡觉时间，有什么事就这样说，或者等明天再说。”
任索问道：“那我可以上去吗？我脱鞋子。”
宿舍都是上床下桌的布局。
古月言看了一眼正在围观的林羡鱼，林羡鱼连忙转过头看手机，但古月言还是摇头：“不行，我现在没让你赶出去已经违规了，不能让你在女生宿舍上女生的床，严重违反宿舍管理条例，要被警告处分的。”
任索想了想，看了看周围，将林羡鱼的椅子搬过去，然后踩着椅子站起来。
“喂”
“白色恋人，100元零食金。”
林羡鱼悻悻闭上了嘴。
任索朝古月言招招手：“靠近一点，我有事要告诉你。”
古月言闻言便坐到床边，任索伸手搂住古月言的纤腰，忽然发现有些尴尬他不算是非常高的类型，哪怕站在椅子上，脑袋也够不到古月言的脖子，想袭击古月言，除非让她主动低头亲过来……
所以任索想了想，选择直接埋胸。
软软的，很舒服，有股清新的奶香味，不知道是哪款沐浴露的味道呢？
古月言顿时连耳根都红了，她瞥了一眼林羡鱼，林羡鱼当然是在假装看手机了。
面对恋人的撒娇，古月言心也软化下来，抱住了任索的脑袋，轻轻抚摸他的发丝，温柔问道：“怎么了？”
“我找回我的文具，可以跟你继续恋爱考试了。”任索脑袋蹭来蹭去，说道：“所以我马上过来找你一起答题。”
“你这样是会扣分的哦。”
古月言抿紧双唇，双眼流露出笑意。
她终于明白林羡鱼的话。之前的任索虽然看起来是没什么问题，而且非常符合她的审美观：勤奋、优雅、从容、冷静……
但跟现在的任索相比，之前的任索少了最重要的一样东西。
那就是肆无忌惮横冲直撞的爱。
深夜时间，擅闯女生宿舍，贿赂舍友，也要过来过来找自己倾诉爱意。
古月言那隐藏在古板正经外表下，拥有一颗叛逆的心。她其实最喜欢的，就是任索这份爱意。
优雅、勤奋、从容、冷静，这些古月言都可以在未来慢慢纠正任索，但唯独这份爱意她没法教会任索这是她因为没有所以向往的品质。
古月言低下脑袋，一头青丝如瀑遮挡住两人的脸孔。
林羡鱼一边用眼角余光看，一边哼着歌：
“柠檬树上柠檬果~
柠檬树下你和我~
干了这杯柠檬多~
日子还是一样过~”
舍友的屁话太多，古月言也不好意思了：“你回去吧，有事明天再说。”
爽了个痛快的任索点点头，说道：“拜拜，明天见。”
当任索走到阳台的时候，古月言忽然想起什么，好心问道：“东老师和小星星她们呢？”
“不要担心。”
任索摆摆手，从阳台跳了下去，留下一句袅袅余音
“我已经找过她们了。”
任索跑了。
古月言脸也黑了。
林羡鱼想忍住。
忍不了。
不忍了!
她噗嗤一声，哈哈大笑起来：“这么说，班长你是第三个啊！”
林羡鱼终于确认了，她刚才感受到的，肯定是任索身上那股渣男的气息！
……
……
但有的人是可以睡着的，例如东承灵。
等任索离开后就回去睡觉的东承灵，在浅睡中又再次被吵醒。
她感觉到豪华尊享枷锁版灵气空间坐标在震动，心里不禁有些疑惑，但没有丝毫迟疑，直接在卧室里施放空间法术！
任索瞬移过来后，发现是东承灵的卧室便愣了一下，然后很自然地坐到**搂住东承灵：“灯光开关在哪？”
东承灵不答，抱着他睡到**，看着他眼睛反问道：“索，你又回来干什么？”
“回来找承灵你啊。”任索眨眨眼睛，像小奶狗一样凑上去找东承灵腻歪。
没有恋爱经验的东承灵，对任索这种本能式的讨好很是受用，但任索主动用空间坐标瞬移过来，肯定有其他急事：“你是不是还有其他事？”
“嗯。”任索亲着东承灵的嘴角，点头说道：“我有一件事一定要承灵你来解决。”
东承灵心里咯噔一下：“很急吗？”
“很急，必须现在。”
东承灵心里顿时有些扭捏，虽然她早有准备，但终归是第一次，心里多多少少有些期待和抗拒，而且任索这家伙刚才还说什么“你是我的主人之一”这种话哪怕东承灵知道这是大实话，但她该不爽的还是会不爽。
就在东承灵心思纷乱的时候，任索真诚地说道：“只有承灵你才可以，我也只能拜托承灵你。”
只有你，只能是你。
心里所有抗拒都悄然瓦解，东承灵感觉自己全身都使不上力气，只能软绵绵地挂在任索身上。她轻声温柔地回答道：“好。”
“谢谢！”任索紧紧抱住东承灵，mua亲了一口，“那你将我瞬移到木公子那里吧！”
“……嗯？小乔？”
“是啊是啊。”任索小鸡啄米地点点头：“我这时候才想起来，她住在市区那边好远啊，现在已经深夜，这边没有车去市区，所以只能依靠你将我瞬移过去了。”
夜晚所有交通方式失效，市区路途遥远，的确只有东承灵才能帮忙，毕竟乔木依身上也有东承灵的灵气坐标。
至于为什么要去找乔木依，这种事东承灵不用问也知道答案。
非常合情合理，任索想得很美。
After three seconds, Ren Suo found that Dong Chengling had no reaction at all. He blinked and asked in a flattering tone: "Chengling, are you angry?"
Dong Chengling did not answer.
"Actually, if you don't want to, you don't have to teleport me over."
Dong Chengling finally said, "Really?"
"Really, really!" Ren Suo said quickly, "I won't force myself to accept your spirit!"
Just when Dong Chengling's opinion of him changed a little, Ren Suo continued:
"If you don't mind, you can teleport Master Mu to Tianlian College! I don't care either way!"
At this moment, Lin Xianyu, who was playing with his mobile phone, suddenly shuddered.
There seemed to be an evil aura spreading in the air, so strong that Lin Xianyu was a little scared.
Eat a piece of White Lover to calm your nerves.