"Boss, I need ten pounds of lean meat to make sauerkraut. I don't want any fat on it!"
"Brother, this is a tavern..."
"What do you mean!" The explorer slammed the table fiercely: "Are you going to sell it or not? If not, I will give you a bad review! Five-star bad review, five-star bad review!"
Ren Suo curled his lips and browsed the virtual menu on the left, and found that they could really sell fine meat...
"Hey, don't just take out the prepared ones. I want fresh ones, cut by the boss himself. That way it shows sincerity, and I will give a five-star rating willingly." The explorer leaned his right hand on the bar, supporting his chin and said with a chuckle.
For the sake of good reviews, I endure it!
Ren Suo swallowed his anger and took out a plate of fine meat and two kitchen knives. Although he had never cut sauerkraut before, he was at least a fourth-rank monk with extraordinary physical fitness, wrist strength and control far beyond that of ordinary people, and there were also teaching services in the tavern, so cutting sauerkraut was still easy.
"Brother, now that it's cut, do you want to take it home? Which overpass should I send it to?" Ren Suo wrapped the lean meat in a lotus leaf and handed it to the explorer.
The explorer didn't care about Ren Suo's sarcasm at all, and said with a chuckle, "Wait, I want another ten kilograms, all of which are fat, without the fine ones on top, and I want to cut them into pieces for the sauce."
Ren Suo, you have to hold on!
I can't help it!
I can’t bear it!
"Next, do you want another ten kilograms of golden cartilage, and chop it up finely to make sauce, without leaving any meat on it?" Ren Suo slammed the bar with two kitchen knives, rolled up his sleeves and prepared to fight, cursing, "When I return to reality, I will use "Clear Spring Flowing Sound" to summon you out to run naked, so that you can understand the truth of 'administrators cannot be insulted'..."
"Calm down, calm down. I'm just going to take it back to make wontons. It was just a joke. I'm just giving you a thumbs-up. Don't worry."
The explorer smiled and said, "This is not the first time I've seen you in the tavern, so I'm a little excited. Seeing how close we are, I will definitely give you a five-star rating, but I can't give a good rating casually. You must do the corresponding work first before I can give you a good rating."
"Really?" Ren Suo looked at him doubtfully.
"Of course it's true. Would your brother Xiao Tiao lie to you?" The explorer said seriously, "I also want to give a good review directly, but I really can't. On my side, the five-star review option will only light up after you have done a lot of things."
Ren Suo, who was behind the bar, looked at the explorer with his hands crossed. He had no way of confirming whether what he said was true or not, as he himself could not be a customer in the tavern.
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At this time, someone else came in, a fat man in white clothes.
"Wow, you really are a waiter in a pub?" Zhao Zili came over and sat on the bar, slapped the table and said, "First, bring ten pounds of fat ones, cut them into sauce, don't let any of the refined ones get on top!"
Ren Suo looked at Zhao Zili suspiciously. The explorer patted Zhao Zili on the shoulder and said, "Haha, Fatty, you have a good relationship with him. Are you going to let him work quickly and give him a five-star rating right away?"
"Five...!" Zhao Zili patted his chest and said righteously, "What is my relationship with him? We are close friends! Now that he needs my help as a waiter, I will definitely give him a good review without hesitation!"
"Remember to cut it yourself. Only if you are sincere will the system allow us to give you a five-star rating."
"Yes, yes, the thought is important."
"Maybe the fat isn't as lean as the meat. You need to cut another ten kilograms of golden cartilage."
"We really want to give a five-star rating, but the system doesn't allow it."
Ren Suo looked at the explorer and Zhao Zili, then picked up the kitchen knife with some doubt and cut another ten kilograms of fat and ten kilograms of golden cartilage.
At this time, the door of the tavern was pushed open again. A beautiful woman with black hair tied into a ponytail and wearing a black dress walked into the tavern with eyes like black holes that made it impossible to look away.
"What do you mean by five-star review?" The cook glanced at the two people sitting at the bar, then looked at Ren Suo who was cutting meat: "Ten pounds of fat, ten pounds of lean meat, and ten pounds of golden cartilage? You two are going to get rid of harm for the people."
"Ah, well..." Just as the explorer was about to say something, Ren Suo spoke up first, "Cook, can you just give me a five-star rating?"
"What do you mean by five-star review?" The cook sat down with a smile on her face and said, "Oh, your task... But I can't control this review. It should be the system that automatically judges your service quality and reviews it. I can't give you a good review, let alone a five-star review."
Bang!
The door of the tavern was pushed open with a bang, and the explorer and Zhao Zili fled so fast that Ren Suo didn't even have time to say anything harsh.
The cook didn't know what was going on, so she said lazily, "Give me a cup of screwdriver."
The screwdriver is vodka + orange juice. After Ren Suo mixed the wine, the wine glass automatically flew to the cook's table. He asked curiously: "Can't you make delicious food and wine by yourself? Why do you still need to come to the tavern?"
As the protagonist of "Midnight Walking Ghost", the cook recognized by the world's desire complex can cook all kinds of delicacies in the world and serve thousand-year-old wine by running a ghost stall.
Although this tavern has all kinds of ingredients, including dragon liver and phoenix marrow, fairy beans and red fruits, Ren Suo's level is limited. The taste of the wine he mixes himself is definitely not as good as the wine mixed by the cook herself.
"Do you think pubs are really for drinking?" The cook smiled slightly: "Are bars in reality not for drinking?"
Ren Suo blinked, "So...you came here for...419?"
The cook raised her eyebrows slightly, glanced at Ren Suo, and said with a seductive smile: "Boss, you look quite innocent, but I didn't expect you to have such a complicated mind... What if I say yes?"
"Now there are only two of us here." The cook drank the wine in one gulp and wiped the water from the corners of her mouth with her fingertips. Her eyes were full of charm: "So the person I have for one night (one-night stand) is only you."
Ren Suo blinked, not moved at all.
"Sister, I can't leave this bar, how about you come in?" Ren Suo said helplessly.
That's right, when Ren Suo chose to work in the mysterious tavern, he could only stay at the bar and operate. Unless the customers sat in front of the bar, he couldn't go to the lobby to interact closely with the customers. Otherwise, he would have chased them and smashed the explorer and Zhao Zili's head with ten kilograms of lean meat, ten kilograms of fat, and ten kilograms of golden cartilage.
"What a pity, I can't get into the bar either." The cook crossed her legs, rubbing her snow-white thighs together gently. The lights in the pub were dim, and there seemed to be endless secrets hidden in her short skirt.
The cook noticed that Ren Suo was looking under her skirt, and her voice suddenly became vague and seductive: "What are you thinking about?"
Ren Suo was slightly distracted, and murmured, "My sister has beautiful legs. She will look better in this dress than you."
But Ren Suo reacted quickly and looked at the cook with an unhappy face.
Even for him, it would be unpleasant to be made to speak out one's true feelings using charm magic like this.
However, the cook showed no apology and said righteously, "Were you peeping under my skirt just now?"
"……yes."
"I know I will attract attention when I wear this body-revealing outfit, but this is limited to the parts I am willing to show. And now I am sitting down, and my skirt is already hidden. Is it impolite for you to peek at me like this?"
"……yes."
"I admit that I just used some of the Collector's authority to arouse your desire and make you reveal the truth. This was indeed impolite of me. So, impoliteness against impoliteness, let's write it off."
Ren Suo hesitated for a moment, but still nodded: "Okay."
So easy to cheat.
The cook smiled gently and asked, "You just said that you think your sister would look better than me in this dress?"
"Yes." Ren Suo said seriously, "My sister has beautiful legs. She will definitely look better than you in this kind of skirt."
"This kind of words are usually used to praise one's lover, right?" the cook asked, tilting her head.
"That's right, my sister is my lover." Ren Suo was shameless.
"Oh, then...what about that girl who has loved you for a long time and has always cooked for you?"
“…”
"What about that female monk from the Countermeasures Bureau who has a heart full of viciousness but always has a gentle heart for you?"
“…”
"And what about that super youthful and cute female student who dislikes you to no end, but also likes you to no end?"
“…”
"And what about the Moon Singer's true form, the cat girl who is as cute as a little girl?"
“That’s right!”
Ren Suo had no intention of hiding anything. He just waited for the cook to finish speaking before he said in one breath, "They are all my lovers!"
"You should at least show some embarrassment." The cook smiled.
"What's there to be embarrassed about? If you did it, you have to admit it," Ren Suo said seriously, "Since I don't think I did anything wrong, I won't hide it. Only mistakes need to be concealed, and only misfortunes need to be covered up. No matter who asks me, I will answer truthfully: I have five lovers, and I will do my best to make them happy."
Ren Suo shrugged: "That's why I work here."
Cook: "Really? What if their parents ask you?"
"..." Ren Suo was truly speechless this time.
"As expected of you."
The cook giggled and said, "But this is the path you have chosen, and I can only wish you the best. Next time you summon me out, I will prepare a delicious meal for you."
"There will be a chance."
"There will definitely be a chance. Have you forgotten that I can cook any kind of food?" The cook ran her finger lightly across the rim of the wine glass and said, "Including... wedding cakes."
Ren Suo was slightly startled, his eyes wandering.
"Oh, you're blushing?" the cook laughed.
"Come to think of it, you didn't come here to drink or have sex, so why did you come to the bar?" Ren Suo changed the subject abruptly.
"Of course, we come here to socialize," the cook said. "Apart from those stinky men, the seekers, the moon singers, the female magicians, and the messengers of disaster all come here to have a drink. Even Irina will hack into the TV here. We often chat here."
"Why haven't I met you guys to chat?" Ren Suoqi asked.
"Because we avoid you," the cook said matter-of-factly. "Every time you come to the tavern, we leave on our own initiative."
"……Why?"
"Because you type so slowly, we are chatting in real time. People don't want to wait for you, but it's impolite to just leave, so they left before you came." The cook shrugged.
This is too realistic!
Those who are voice chatting don’t want to pay attention to those who are text chatting!
At least I have the hand speed of a QQ Crown user. I used to be a high school-level keyboard warrior who could use both emoticons and Martian text!
Ren Suo suddenly blinked and said, "No more talking. I have something to do and need to leave. Let's talk next time."
"Bye."
However, after a while, the cook found Ren Suo still wiping cups at the bar, and she realized what had happened.
At this time, another person came into the tavern, and the cook greeted him: "88, you are late."
"Are you late?" Yue Yongzhe was slightly startled, then realized something and looked towards Ren Suo at the bar.
"No, I came just in time."
The Moon Singer sighed softly, sat at the bar, looked at Ren Suo face to face, and took out a burning candle from somewhere.
Ren Suo clasped his hands together and bowed quietly to the candlelight, as if he was commemorating something.
"Cherish this time." The Moon Singer said calmly, "You have endured the dressing up as a woman, the changing of marriages, the housework, and the flirting. In the next few days, you only need to work here for 4 hours a day, and the day will be over."
The clone nodded slightly.
At this time, the cook asked curiously: "After this period of time, do we no longer have to work 4 hours a day?"
The Moon Singer and the clone looked at her, then the Moon Singer nodded and shook his head.
"After this period of time, he really didn't have to work four hours a day."
The Moon Singer said calmly, "But it's working 24 hours a day."
…
…
Ren Suo, who was sitting on the sofa, came to his senses, stretched himself, and felt his bones making a creaking sound.
He had just performed soul projection and had worked diligently in the mysterious tavern for four hours. He felt extremely exhausted. If he had not been deceived by the two bastards, the Explorer and Zhao Zili, and had spent more than an hour cutting thirty kilograms of lean meat, fat, and golden cartilage, he might not have been so tired.
The technology of the small world game console is getting more and more advanced. There is no need for Pandora's Box. It can be directly projected into the mysterious tavern to work.
As expected, when it comes to exploiting labor, the Small World Game Console spares no effort. Ren Suo despises these bloody slave owners who endlessly exploit labor.
So what did Ren Suo gain from working for 4 hours?
Earned a total of 24 merit points!
Although it’s not much, it’s a daily task that can be obtained repeatedly!
It's not like playing games, where you can't earn merits after completing a level.
And it doesn't require any brainpower at all. Ren Suo only needs to send his clone in to work for 4 hours every day. With 24 points of merit per day, that's 720 points per month!
And there aren’t many customers today, only three. In the future, when there are more customers, we’ll earn more!
If the duration of the clone is extended, the income will continue to increase dramatically!
If the clone can last for 24 hours, the profit can be increased to 6 times...
Thinking of this, Ren Suo couldn't help but smile happily, and didn't come back to his senses until the alarm on his cell phone rang. He wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and went to the bedroom to change clothes.
It was not until now that Ren Suo confirmed that his decision to "invest in the Mysterious Tavern" when he was promoted to a level 6 player was indeed the right one.
The short-term benefits of "Leopard Head Zero Charge" are large, and the future benefits of "Happy Player" are high, but for Ren Suo who has the clone skill of "Night Moon Warrior", "Investing in the Mysterious Tavern" is the privilege that suits him best.
Once the duration of the clone skill is increased, Ren Suo will no longer be troubled by the lack of merit!
However, this privilege has a little problem: when Renso is working or his clone is working, the tavern owner will disappear.
If Ren Suo wanted to ask questions, he would have to cancel his work status, and then the tavern owner surrounded by black fog would appear again.
But this was an insignificant detail and Ren Suo didn't mind.
After changing into neat and ironed clothes and combing his hair like an adult, Ren Suo instantly turned into a handsome man second only to Bai Ji.
[Rational Ren Suo] left many legacies to Ren Suo, one of which is clothing matching. Ren Suo now knows how to wear women's clothes well, and also knows how to wear men's clothes well.
When he went out and went downstairs, Ren Suo saw that Zhao Huo had already driven the car and was waiting downstairs.
Zhao Huo suddenly invited them to dinner in the afternoon and said to Ren Suo, "Invite all the girls you know," and also said something very exciting, "It's my treat."
Ren Suo could not refuse such a domineering Zhao Huo's invitation. The other girls all agreed because they were quite familiar with Zhao Huo because of Ren Suo.
Although that was the case, Ren Suo only knew six girls well. Among them, Qiao Muyi went back to work in the afternoon. She would skip work early and go directly to the restaurant that Zhao Huo had booked to ensure that she would not be late.
Luna will also go, but she will go there as a cat to get free food and drinks.
In fact, there were only five people who set out from the school: Ren Suo, Dong Chengling, Ren Xingmei, Gu Yueyan, Lin Xianyu, and a cat, Luna.
At this time, everyone gathered downstairs. Ren Suo looked at Zhao Huo's SUV, knocked on the window unceremoniously, and said, "Brother Huo, your car can't accommodate so many of us."
Zhao Huo scratched his head: "Don't you have a car?"
"I'm really sorry, after all, I don't have a fiancée to give me a car." Ren Suo complained, and then someone pulled his clothes.
He turned his head and saw Ren Xingmei winking at him, and quickly explained: "But I don't even have a driver's license, so I don't need a car."
There's a little rich woman next to me, so I really have to be careful when I talk to her. What if she uses her snack money to buy herself a car? Wouldn't I have to spend time getting a driver's license? That's too much trouble.
and……
Ren Suo blinked at Dong Chengling.
How can driving be compared to teleportation?
Why does he need a car? Dong Chengling is enough.
Zhao Huo sighed and said, "That's going to be troublesome. How about you guys go borrow Bai Ji's car?"
Ren Suo asked, "But we have to tell Bai Ji about this. Are you going to treat him to a meal as well?"
Zhao Huo thought about it and shook his head: "No, I can't let someone more handsome than me be at the dinner table."
"Yeah, I think so too."
Seeing that the two of them looked like heroes with similar views, the girls wanted to say something, but in the end they said nothing.
Zhao Huo: "In that case, someone will have to take a taxi. My car can only seat four people."
Ren Suo: "Yeah, someone has to take a taxi or the subway."
Gu Yueyan: "But it's not a good idea to let a girl go alone, right?"
Lin Xianyu: "It's best for men to take a taxi or the subway."
Ren Xingmei: "But this car can only seat four people."
Dong Chengling: "I have a driver's license."
Luna: "Meow~"
A minute later, Ren Suo and Zhao Huo looked at the black SUV going away. They looked at each other and fell into deep thought.