"The next stop is Xianfeng Temple. Passengers who are getting off please get off at the left door in the direction of travel..."
In the subway car, Ren Suo and Zhao Huo stood in a corner and chatted. With their status, they were naturally embarrassed to compete with other office workers for seats during the rush hour. The more they worked, the stronger they became, the thicker their hair became, and the more energetic they became. Ordinary people were basically the opposite when they went to work.
"So, this time you want us to help you reconcile with your three close female friends?" Ren Suo asked.
Zhao Huo nodded. "Since we came back from Sapporo, I gave each of them a set of underwear... and then they ignored me."
Ren Suo: "You are so perverted. When you give underwear to others, don't you clearly want them to wear it and show it to you? Ugh."
"It's you and Qiao Muyi who caused me to do this!" Zhao Huo's biceps couldn't help but harden when he said this. He was so angry that his teeth itched: "If it wasn't you and Qiao Muyi who instigated me, why would I give that kind of gift?"
"You're wrong. Do you really think that this situation is caused by the fact that you gave three sets of underwear? Wrong!"
Ren Suo said, "Based on my experience, that's because you expressed your love to all three of them at the same time. This obviously scumbag behavior will naturally cause them to be extremely disgusted. It doesn't matter what you give them. It's just that other gifts are at most lighters, but giving them underwear is like using a flamethrower to spray them with the same result, they will explode."
Zhao Huo: "Based on your experience...?"
"Don't worry about it," Ren Suo waved his hand and hooked Zhao Huo's shoulder. The two walked down the subway to change lines arm in arm. "But so much time has passed. They should have calmed down by now, right?"
"They said they needed to calm down. I asked them out privately, but they refused." Zhao Huo sighed, "They said they wanted to talk together."
He successfully changed the subject, making that fool Zhao Huo stop dwelling on the topic of underwear gifts. Ren Suo felt a deep sense of superiority in terms of his intelligence.
"That means they have reached a consensus privately," Ren Suo said, "They want you to make a choice in front of the three of them. Choose one and give up the other two. The winner wins honorably, and the loser loses miserably."
Zhao Huo was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized: "So that's how it is? You are worthy of being Brother Suo!"
"Your brother Suo is a veteran and has seen a lot." Ren Suo sighed.
"Then what should I do?" Zhao Huo asked quickly.
They changed lines and went to another carriage. They held the handrails and talked loudly among a group of people leaving get off work: "If you didn't know, then why did you plan to invite us here?"
Zhao Huo blinked and looked towards the upper right corner unconsciously: "Just... I just hope that your presence can ease the atmosphere a little, so that they won't lose their temper..."
"Is that so..." Ren Suo nodded and said, "What if they ask you what you would choose during the dinner?"
Zhao Huo was silent for a moment, then said, "I will answer sincerely. This is a multiple-choice question."
"It seems that you are determined to choose this path of no return," Ren Suo sighed: "Are you confident? Do you think you have the charm to date three girls at the same time?"
"Of course!" Zhao Huo pointed at himself with his thumb very proudly: "You may not believe it, but recently a female student likes me!"
"Wow, that's awesome!"
"She is very beautiful, likes the second dimension, martial arts, dancing, and staying up late. No matter what standard you use, she is a well-deserved student goddess!"
"Oh, awesome!"
"Although we haven't been together for long, I'm attracted to her, and I can see that she's attracted to me too." Zhao Huo sighed, "Unfortunately, I already have someone in my heart."
"I'm not a scumbag. I can only reluctantly give up this relationship that has not yet developed into a towering tree."
"Well, what a pity."
"We met too late, and we met too early. If it was later, as a married man, I would not be tempted; if it was earlier, as a single noble, I would not give up."
Zhao Huo sighed, "Meeting the right person at the wrong time and making a helpless choice, this is what is called regret."
Ren Suo had a blank expression on his face: "It turns out there really are pretty female students who like you and have a crush on you."
"Don't you believe it?" Zhao Huo patted Ren Suo's shoulder. "But in this world, there really are soul mates who fall in love at first sight. People who haven't seen it think it's magic, but people who have seen it will know that it's fate."
"I believe it. How could I not believe Brother Huo? If anyone doesn't believe in Brother Huo, I will beat his head off." Ren Suo skipped the topic and said, "Then when we have dinner, how can we help you?"
"You know, the relationship between the three of them...is not very good. If I were the only one eating with them, they might not only target me, but even quarrel with each other. In this case, it would be difficult for me to reconcile with them and ease the relationship between them."
Zhao Huo said, "Your female friends are all smart, cute, beautiful, and blind girls. Their presence can effectively suppress the tense atmosphere at the dinner table, and at least give me a chance to explain myself."
"Did you just say they were blind?"
"No, I said 'knights-errant', meaning they are all loyal and brave people who are willing to help others with their swords."
Ren Suo: "Is that so... Your plan is not bad. Let's act according to your idea. I will tell them."
"But do they really have anything to talk about? You know, one of them is the deputy director of the Countermeasures Bureau, one is a fourth-level cultivator seeking the truth, two are pretty female college students, and one is a glutton... Can they get along well with your three girlfriends?"
Zhao Huo: "Of course you can. My fiancée is the president of a company, my childhood sweetheart runs a self-media studio, and my junior is a graduate student. They are all good girls who are motivated and hardworking. They should get to know each other quickly."
"Yeah, that makes sense. You've considered it very comprehensively." Ren Suo praised: "Don't worry, I will help you and try my best to create a good conversation environment for you. Even if you say something wrong, I will help you make up for it. If you treat me to a meal, I will help you revive infinitely!"
"Brother Suo!" Zhao Huo said with emotion: "From today on, you are my half-brother!"
The two looked at each other, their eyes full of sincerity and trust.
However, Ren Suo turned his head and looked at the passing aisle outside the subway window, and the sly smile on his face could no longer be hidden.
very good.
As expected, Zhao Huo was about to fall out with his close female friends.
Although it was expected, I didn't expect it to be so timely.
That’s right, for someone like Zhao Huo, the moment he expressed his love, the relationship between them had already entered the countdown.
His fiancée, childhood sweetheart, and schoolmate had a bad relationship and hated each other. They probably wanted to beat each other up. They refused to meet Zhao Huo privately and made an appointment to confront Zhao Huo. In fact, they wanted Zhao Huo to help them beat each other up.
They also knew very well that no matter how wonderful Zhao Huo's words were in private, they would not be as effective as demonstrating his attitude with actual actions in public, so they simply did not give Zhao Huo the opportunity to meet privately and refute them one by one.
With Zhao Huo's IQ, he still wants to plot against them? And he wants me and Cheng Ling to ease the atmosphere?
Ridiculous! How can people's subjective initiative be so strong! If we give them a few words of persuasion, will they be willing to share one man with three women?
So-called love, is it such a convenient thing?
Such a wishful and naive fantasy is really hard to break.
Zhao Huo, let me teach you a lesson tonight.
There is only one ending for a scumbag!
And I will take this opportunity to watch your fate with my girlfriends, so that everyone can see how much misfortune a scumbag and a bad confidante can cause, and to highlight that we are the happy relationship of the new era with sustainable development!
What's more, I can give you a free meal!
Life is so wonderful. Suddenly, such a profitable side quest pops up!
Zhao Huo, as the price for seeing me in women's clothing, accept the punishment of fate!
On the other side, Zhao Huo, who was looking down at his phone, also breathed a sigh of relief and pretended that he was looking at the silly pictures in the group, releasing his suppressed laughter naturally.
very good.
This time Ren Suo and all his lovers are here!
I'm saved!
Ren Suo may still think that he has hidden it well, but I have discovered gradually this month that not only does he go to Dong Chengling's house for meals every day, but Qiao Muyi's circle of friends also posted intimate photos of him and Qiao Muyi, and last night someone saw him and Gu Yueyan having a tryst in the school grove!
Ren Suo is so lazy and eats so much, and Lin Xianyu keeps calling him "big brother" all the time. The two of them are so compatible, I'm afraid they are having an affair!
Female teachers, female students, female strategists, wow, and these girls are each other's besties, classmates and good friends. Is Ren Suo targeting a circle of friends for a group attack?
I would have been envious before, but not now.
Moreover, the complicated relationship between Ren Suo and his love interest is just the right strength for me to draw on!
Later, when we are having dinner, I will ask them indirectly about who they like and change the topic to love. This will surely make them say things like 'The person I like is Ren Suo', 'What a coincidence, me too', 'Oh, you guys too' and so on.
Then we can take advantage of the opportunity to lift up Ren Suo's silly mask and let everyone see his true face of being a scumbag and a fool!
By then, Qiao Muyi and Dong Chengling will start fighting, and Gu Yueyan and Lin Xianyu, the best friends, will probably have a falling out.
At this dangerous moment, I will do everything in my power to protect Xiao Fan, Xiao Meng and Xiao Shu. Then they will know that people like Ren Suo are scumbags, and I, Zhao Huo, am actually a responsible and good man!
Life is so wonderful. God gave me three girlfriends and also gave me a scapegoat.
Ren Suo, as the price for deceiving me into giving you underwear as a gift, accept the hammer of reality!
"Next stop, Shuisheng Village. Passengers who are getting off please get off at the left door in the direction of travel..."
It was time to change lines again. Ren Suo and Zhao Huo got off the train arm in arm. After they left, someone suddenly cried out in the subway car:
"Shit, I've already gone two stops!"
After he said this, the others couldn't help but say, "Brother, you should have figured it out. I should have gotten off when they got on the bus, but I've been sitting here until now."
"I didn't expect to meet such a stupid person on my way home from get off work. Unfortunately, the subway was too noisy and I couldn't record it with my phone."
"Those two idiots must have watched too many cartoons and read too many novels. They are so good at bragging, and they make it so interesting."
"The girlfriend is the president, the junior schoolmate, the monk, and the director of the Countermeasures Bureau... Why don't you mention that the Moon Singer is also their wife?"
"Why would you take the subway if you're so awesome?"