"Menqianqing self-drawn, mixed one nine, mixed one color, small three yuan, three hidden kung, all of them!"
Beside the stone table in the dilapidated bamboo forest, as Tea Fairy opened the cards in a death announcement, the three pandas' eyes widened and they slapped the stone table fiercely: "What a pity..."
"My all-color!"
"My countryman is unrivaled!"
"My four dark knights are riding alone, woooooo!"
Boom! Boom! Boom!
No one knew how this stone table was made. The ground was cracked by the pandas, but the stone table was intact. Cha Xian'er even suspected that this stone table was a supernatural object and could be used as a shield if it was dismantled.
Although facing three burly and ferocious-looking pandas, Cha Xian'er was not afraid at all. This was because she was a fourth-level cultivator. Even though her combat power was relatively short in the Great Wall, she was not afraid of just a few panda monsters.
Moreover, although the pandas have foul mouths and are fierce, their bodies are very obedient. Even though they are repeatedly intercepted by Tea Fairy and are furious, they dare not even touch Tea Fairy. They vent their anger on this table that will never break.
"According to the agreement at the beginning, I have won 18 games in a row as the banker. You are not allowed to fight anymore, okay." Cha Xian'er felt refreshed after winning. Since there was no man in front of her, she stood up and rubbed her butt. Her buttocks were stiff after sitting for several hours.
"How come you can play spiritual mahjong?"
"You are also a Mahjong user!?"
The pandas racked their brains but couldn't understand how Tea Fairy won. They could have clearly been waiting for a winning hand within 5 rounds, either four of a kind, all green, or a master. However, no one called out for help. After 10 rounds, they called out for Tea Fairy.
Although sometimes Tea Fairy’s cards are not big, the point is that Tea Fairy has never lost!
They can't even touch themselves!
Sometimes, just when I was thinking about changing the cards, I drew a card that could win after changing it!
They were so angry that their eyes turned black!
Faced with the pandas' questions, Cha Xian'er smiled and said nothing. She looked at the sky and felt that it was almost dawn. She was suddenly brought by Mr. Chuan from Tianjing to Dujiangyan by plane. She thought she was here to solve some serious mysterious phenomenon, but she didn't expect that she was here to play mahjong with the pandas. She had to go to Mr. Chuan to complain later...
"If you don't want to fight, then don't fight, but you have to continue playing mahjong with us!" Panda An An's eyes widened and he said in a muffled voice: "Compared to that weird Yuan Yuan, I'm still interested in you!"
"I'd rather be defeated by you than by that monster!"
"That bastard really doesn't even let Ji Hu go!"
The panda Yuanyuan rolled her eyes very obviously, and took out a row of stainless steel strips from somewhere, and ate them one by one like spicy strips.
Cha Xian'er shook her head: "No, I want to go back to sleep. Don't you guys need to sleep?"
The pandas looked at each other, then laughed and pointed at their dark circles. "Do we look like weaklings who need sleep? Humph, humans are really like that..."
"No matter what you say, I won't fight anymore. Bye." Cha Xian'er not only didn't want to fight, she didn't even plan to come again. Looking at these pandas who looked just like the big brother from Northeast China, except that they were wearing big gold chains, Cha Xian'er felt that her impression of pandas as creatures plummeted.
I'm going to run away and go back to settle the score with Mr. Chuan.
"No! You want to play mahjong with us!" Panda Jiji stood up suddenly and said loudly.
Tea Fairy narrowed her eyes. She still used telekinesis and asked calmly, "What if I just don't want to fight, huh?"
"If you dare to refuse..." The panda Beibei slowly stood up, his enormous aura soaring into the sky. A bleak night breeze blew by, and the silent bamboo forest was pregnant with the murderous intent of an impending storm.
The pandas got on all fours, their furry bodies becoming even stronger. They stared at Cha Xian'er with their dark eyes, releasing the pressure of powerful carnivores at the top of the food chain without reservation.
Pandas pandas, they are bears, not cats!
So, in the end, we still have to rely on fists?
The Tea Fairy of Mountains and Rivers is not afraid at all. The Four-turn Qi Cyclone is running wildly, and the Six-Storage Immortal Armor v2.71 and the Phantom Demon Body Skills v1.35 are ready to go.
Even though she is not a main combat cultivator, Cha Xian'er is not afraid of these pandas who have the potential to reach the fourth level of cultivation. Her spells are the most advanced high-tech spells that Ren Zuo has continuously improved and updated. This software advantage alone is enough for her to defeat these natural monsters!
Just human beings,
It's not worth mentioning.
Within three steps,
I'll take your life!
Looking at the vigilant Tea Fairy, the pandas sneered, and then rushed forward like thunder.
Rolled over.
"Play with us, play with us!"
“Meow meow meow!”
"We agreed that there would be humans to play with us every day! Woohoo, you can't leave!"
Three cute, honest, and fluffy pandas rolled around at Cha Xian'er's feet, even meowing, and timidly stretched out their paws to touch Cha Xian'er's hands. Cha Xian'er was immediately defeated.
Not to mention girls, even pangolins can’t stand it! ?
No wonder Mr. Chuan ran so fast. It makes sense. Mr. Chuan is not a human being, and he does not have the bonus of pandas being national treasures. But he has the power of three thousand miles of mountains and rivers. How easy is it to discipline these pandas?
I’m afraid that these pandas are just trying to be cute. I can’t hit them, and I can’t scold them. Do they have any other choice except to surrender?
The pandas hugged Cha Xian'er's legs together and said proudly, "We made an agreement with you guys at the Great Wall that you would have a spiritual practitioner to play with us for a few days every month! That ant-eating guy is not interesting. We want to play with you, play with you! It's an agreement!"
Tea Fairy was stunned for a moment and asked, "What agreement?"
"We have to have spiritual practice to play with us for thirty days every month!"
Cha Xian'er turned and left. The pandas quickly hugged her long legs: "Twenty-five days! Twenty days cannot be less! Seeing how good you are at playing mahjong, fifteen days! Oh, how about ten days? Seven days, seven days we've lost a lot... Actually it's only three days! Just three days, woo woo woo, I didn't lie to you!"
Thirty days turned into three days, and Cha Xian'er had a deeper understanding of the ways of the pandas. These pandas were better at dealing with people than You Jian.
She asked, "What does that agreement mean?"
"It means that every month we have to have a spiritual practitioner to play with us for three days." Panda An An said, "In the past, it was the one who ate ants who played with us. He was so boring and uninteresting."
"What is spiritual practice, huh?" Tea Fairy was a little curious.
"The first turn is to transcend the ordinary, and to cultivate for the ordinary; the fourth turn is to enter the spirit, and to cultivate for the spirit." Panda Jiji meowed, "Didn't you teach this at the Great Wall?"
"I've never heard of this." Tea Fairy squatted down and stroked their fluffy panda heads, and asked, "Then why do you insist on playing with the fourth-level cultivators? Can't ordinary people play with them? Can't the first-level cultivators play with them, huh?"
The pandas all shook their heads: "We're tired of it."
...What a realistic statement.
The pandas waved their hands and said, "We have been with them for more than 20 years. They are all mortals, so we are tired of them. Besides, Ling Xiu has a very comfortable aura. We will feel very comfortable when he is around us."
"More than twenty years!?" Cha Xian'er was stunned. She knew that pandas usually only live to about twenty years old. These pandas looked to be in their prime, but she didn't expect them to be so old.
After being begged by the pandas for a while, Cha Xian'er finally couldn't bear it and had to agree. She also understood what Mr. Chuan meant. Her mission was to accompany the pandas to play the Great Wall for three days. The business was too extensive.
Hearing that Cha Xian'er had agreed, the pandas swarmed back to the stone table and slammed their hands on it: "Hurry up, hurry up, we have to play sixteen rounds!"
"Humans are still so gullible."
"Alas, all hairless animals are so weak."
Once the goal is achieved, the pandas return to their old ways, from cute cats back to giant bears. They have no awareness of "how can I bow my head and serve the rich and powerful", but instead use cuteness as their usual means.
Cha Xian'er looked at the sky and thought that in three days her dark circles under her eyes might be comparable to those of the pandas.
"Generally speaking, shouldn't you guys dislike playing with humans, huh?" Tea Fairy asked curiously, "Except for Mr. Chuan, you're the first ones I've seen getting close to humans... huh."
Panda An An: "Oh, if life doesn't force us, who would want to live like this?"
Panda Jiji: "Since we are destined to be raped by life, why not just lie back and enjoy it?"
Panda Beibei: "Actually, we don't want to stay with you humans either, but now there are humans everywhere. There's not even grass where there are no humans. We eat iron and stones just to help with bowel movements."
At this time, the panda Yuanyuan, who had been lying on the side chewing bamboo, suddenly sighed, took a sip of bamboo, and said quietly: "Back then, we also thought about not playing with humans..."
"It's just that there are some things that I can't control..."
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The fifth challenge to the Tibetan Panda copy was successful.
Ren Suo saw that the group of pandas in the picture had shrunk again, because this time more than two hundred pandas had been contracted by the future monks.
Ren Suo originally thought that he would be basically safe after clearing the level once, but he didn't expect that when he challenged the dungeon for the third time, this group of pandas suddenly gained a buff, and their attack power, defense power, and movement speed all increased by 1%. Although the increase was small, it had already aroused Ren Suo's vigilance.
The fourth time, all were increased by 5%.
The fifth time has reached 10%!
As the vanguard, Dragon King Zhaohuo's team was directly crushed once, which delayed the time for a little bit, and Xiao Meng's team had enough time to annihilate all the pandas!
Ren Suo looked at the copy information and found an additional note at the bottom:
Because they were beaten by the same enemy many times in a short period of time, the pandas became angry and their combat power increased (4/5)
There is such a negative effect when continuously clearing the same dungeon... But it does sound reasonable, and anyone would be angry.
In addition, although Xiao Meng was strengthened by Ren Suo using the Dream Experience Crystal, the effect was not very obvious.
Even though Xiao Meng now possesses the fifth-turn combined combat power, the combat power he displayed in the counterfeit and shoddy fairy source aura points of the Supreme Being is less than the second turn. On the contrary, the pandas have been actually strengthened, and the gap is obvious in comparison.
However, this is not all bad, because the stronger the panda is, the more dream experience crystals the future monks will produce after the victory. Now Ren Suo has strengthened Xiao Meng to the fifth level, and the next step is to strengthen the Dragon King Zhao Huo.
After the success of this battle, Ren Suo discovered an extra reward.
Xiao Meng's army received the Five Battles Comrades Ring
Dragon King Zhao Huo's army obtained the Five Battle Comrades Ring
Ring of Five Battles: A ring of honor that all members of a legion receive after they have fought five battles. During battle, members of the legion will become one, with direct communication between each other, unity of purpose, and seamless cooperation, and their overall combat power will be increased by 1%.
After obtaining the ring, Ren Suo saw in the task list that the Psychic Coordination Device: 1000/1000 was completed instantly, while the Star Assault Armor: 825/1000 still needed 175 pandas.
Ren Suo thought about it carefully and found that this comrade who had fought five battles with him actually included the first failed battle.
In other words, even if a battle fails, it is not without benefit. In addition to obtaining intelligence, the legion can also accumulate battle times.
According to this rule, there may be ten-battle rings and hundred-battle rings in the future.
Moreover, Dragon King Zhao Huo and Xiao Meng's trust in the Supreme Being has also increased a lot, and has triggered an enhanced special effect of attack power +1%. Although it's not much, it's still hopeful.
It seems that fighting more has many benefits, and it is worth it even if you fail.
Unfortunately, there are no other copies on Earth now, and Ren Suo has no other choice but to eat, sleep, and fight pandas.
There were 9 critical points left. After finishing the last Tibetan Panda copy, the panda's combat power was enhanced to 20%, but it was still knocked down by Ren Suo using the Dragon King Zhao Huo's seduction method.
Interstellar Assault Armor: 1000/1000 reached the standard, and all the pre-war preparation tasks listed by the Supreme Being have been completed!
The game pops up a prompt: Do you want to fight the first Ark Force invasion? The remaining critical value will be added to the critical value of the next chapter.
Ren Suo naturally chose yes, and then he clicked, but there was no response.
I clicked twice, three times, but there was no response!
The game options suddenly shattered and twisted, and a black silhouette of a woman appeared on the screen:
Hello? Hello? Can you hear me? You are really amazing. You ran away secretly. If Crystal Maiden hadn't contacted me, I would still be waiting for you in the game!
The Supreme Being: I did not do anything sneaky.
OK, OK, you didn't sneak around, so why did you let me sneak over to Proxima? Okay, the Ark troops are almost here, and I'm at the edge of the time-space reversal formation now. Do you want to cause trouble?
Do you want to pay 99 points of merit to let the goddess overlord launch the storm of all things?
The Ten Thousand Laws Storm, which governs countless laws of time, space, cause and effect, light and darkness, is the only thing that can cause the Time and Space Reversal Array to fall into chaos in a short period of time, thereby causing the Ark troops to get lost and increasing the transfer time. The critical value will return to a random value and can only be activated by the Goddess when the critical value returns to 0.
Is this game's krypton gold option to restore the critical value?
The benefits of restoring the critical value are obvious, and Ren Suo can continue to brush the panda copy.
However, now he can only play the lowest-level panda copy, which does not bring much profit, and the first wave of Ark troops' invasion is not difficult, so there is no need to delay.
After choosing to refuse, the Goddess of Heaven sighed: Really, it's not easy for me to perform it once, 99 points of merit are required, 100 points of merit are not even needed, I will earn money if I buy it! Don't think it's free, I promised not to let me work for nothing this time... Don't hesitate when you need it, it's meaningless if you don't use the merit when you should!
Ren Suo felt a little strange. If he remembered correctly, this seemed to be the first time he had clearly mentioned the concept of merit to an NPC.
In the past, the krypton gold NPCs would either say "you have something I need" or say nothing. Anyway, after Ren Suo paid the money, the small world game console would take care of it.
Only the Goddess of Heaven not only knows the concept of merit, but also knows exactly that it is 99 points of merit, and even has the intention of deceiving Ren Suo of merit... But merit is such a bad thing, it is only meaningful to the players of the small world game console.
Moreover, the introduction of this paid character, the Goddess of Heaven, is too terrifying. She controls time, space, cause and effect, light and darkness... How come she seems to be more powerful than the Supreme Being?
Ren Suo thought that the protagonist of this game was already very awesome, so he gave him the title of Supreme Lord. He didn't expect that someone even more awesome would appear in the blink of an eye!
If this game also reflects reality, it means that a powerful figure like the Goddess of Heaven will really appear in 2049!
The name is really right, the Goddess of Heaven, this person must be the heroine of this world!
Then, should this goddess be bubbling up now? She should be born by now, right?
Do I have a chance to hug your thigh?
After Ren Suo thought about it for a few turns, he turned his attention back to the screen.
In February 1999, the 'Ark' of the Immortal Civilization invaded the Milky Way!
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I need to pee.
Lin Xianyu squeezed her thighs together and rubbed them, then opened her eyes a little. The dormitory was dark and it was still dark.
I don't want to move, I don't want to climb down.
I need to pee.
I can't pee, or the monitor will laugh at me.
Is there a way to go to the bathroom without having to move?
It would be great if I could teleport. Then I could teleport directly to the bathroom. I’m a little envious of Teacher Dong.
But I can only control the wind, so weak.
Can you use the wind to lift me up and blow me to the bathroom?
Blow...blow...eh? To the bathroom?
Take off your pants and pee with your eyes closed.
There was no light, it was so dark, I couldn't find the toilet paper, and the switch was at the door.
It would be great if it could glow, then I wouldn't have to turn on and off the lights. I'm a little envious of the monitor.
Can you use the wind to blow some light in?
Blow...blow...ah, I see it.
Wipe clean and wash your hands.
Blow back, blow back, I don't want to climb into bed.
Blow...blow...oh, back to **, go to sleep, sleepzz.