"Before we officially start, let's play a game of Dongfeng first, but without any bets. Let's just get familiar with the rules. How about that?"
Faced with Qiao Muyi's thoughtful suggestion, everyone agreed. Ren Suo and Gu Yueyan even took out their mobile phones to search for Japanese Mahjong rules and study them on the spot.
19 minutes later, Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu looked at their own sticks with satisfied smiles.
Qiao Muyi: 11,000 points.
Gu Yueyan: 25,000 points.
Ren Suo: 31,000 points.
Lin Xianyu: 33,000 points.
Qiao Muyi is so weak!
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu each won once, earning 8,000 points from Qiao Muyi. Although Qiao Muyi also won twice later, he was unable to turn the tide!
"Oh my~ It would be terrible if it was a formal game. Fortunately, it's just a test game." Qiao Muyi patted his chest lightly and made a sound of relief, which made the winners feel itchy.
Gu Yueyan said nothing, just quietly watching everyone's cards. She had neither hit a cannon nor a winning hand, so all her points were useless. However, if someone drew a self-drawn hand, she would also lose points.
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu looked at each other and saw the confidence in each other's eyes!
I'm going to sleep on the couch tonight!
I want to hug a rich woman!
"Come on, let's start the formal ceremony!" Lin Xianyu said anxiously, as if he was afraid that Qiao Muyi would back down.
"Yes, yes, mahjong is fun." Ren Suo nodded repeatedly.
Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "Okay, I have almost learned how to fight, I should be able to beat you."
How is that possible!
Playing mahjong is not like fighting. No matter how talented you are, you have to play dozens of games to remember all the cards and patterns. You also have to defend and attack by paying attention to other people's river cards (cards that have been played). These are game skills that take a certain amount of time to develop. How can you learn them by playing just one game?
"Take a clear color."
Amid the jaw-dropping expressions of the crowd, Qiao Muyi leisurely showed his cards and clapped his hands gently: "I'm the banker this time, double the points, thank you."
In Japanese Mahjong, if the dealer draws a card by himself, he gets double points. Of course, if other people draw a card by themselves, the dealer also has to pay double points.
Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu's faces changed, but they quickly relaxed.
take it easy!
Qiao Muyi has been exposed twice (by touching and eating), next time just be careful not to get hit and it will be fine! Qiao Muyi doesn't know how to play, it's normal for a newbie to have good luck, don't be afraid!
They only lost 4,000 points each, it's easy for them to turn the tables!
In the second game, Ren Suo played well and had a complete set of cards in the 15th round. He touched 40,000 when he had a single-handed Jue Zhang with 40,000.
He looked at the river and found that thirty thousand had not appeared, which meant that there were still three thirty thousand hidden, and forty thousand appeared twice, which meant that there was only one forty thousand hidden.
Hu's probability of 30,000 is higher, so Ren Suo decisively bets for 40,000!
"Hu!"
“Win!”
Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan showed their cards at the same time!
Gu Yueyan spread out the cards awkwardly: "A hit, a pair, a single forty thousand, 3 times and 40 symbols for 5200 points!" She also calculated the points.
Qiao Muyi smiled and turned over the cards: "I have the field wind card, the door wind card, and three colors in a row, but I am the banker, so it is 7800 points."
Ren Suo hits two targets with one shot!
Explode instantly!
Ren Suo called out to two people's cannons (the cards he played were won by two people at the same time), and the points were instantly reduced to 8,000 points!
Lin Xianyu blinked and swallowed nervously.
"Luna, take off your shirt." Qiao Muyi ordered casually.
"Okay~!" The long-awaited Luna immediately raised her hands and directly lifted up Ren Suo's short-sleeved shirt!
Everyone watched curiously, even Xiao Jiu raised his phone to take a picture. The strong gazes made Ren Suo feel extremely ashamed!
"Xiao Suo's muscles are pretty good." Qiao Muyi commented.
"Well, it can be seen that you are practicing hard." Dong Chengling gave affirmation.
"I remember that before you went to college, you only had one abdominal muscle, but now you have several of them!" Ren Xingmei said with a smile.
Gu Yueyan didn't say anything, just kept looking at him.
Ren Suo's brain suddenly buzzed, and he felt like something was broken!
When you heard Qiao Muyi suggest a little gamble, you would be lying if you said Ren Suo wasn't secretly delighted. Conquering girlfriends at the mahjong table, making them obediently take off their coverings, just thinking about it can make a man's blood boil!
As for whether he would lose or not, Ren Suo didn't care. After all, even if he lost, he would just take off his clothes, and would a man lose if he took off his clothes? Would he lose? Would he lose?
What a loss!
It was as if he was a piece of raw pork on a chopping board, being commented on and even photographed. This strong sense of humiliation rekindled the desire to fight in Ren Suo, who had not tasted failure for many days!
Not only can I not beat others in the game, I even lose my clothes!
For players, there is nothing more humiliating than this!
If Night Moon Warrior wasn't still in cooldown, Ren Suo would even want to call his clone to help, so that these girls could see Ren Suo's highest gaming skills!
However, even without a clone, Ren Suo would not let himself lose again!
Ren Suo, Ren Suo, who are you and what are you doing now?
Answer yourself, what did you do in college?
Ren Suo slowly opened his eyes and exhaled heavily.
"I'm going to be serious." He said calmly: "Perhaps you don't know, when I was in college, not only was I not allowed to bring a computer during my freshman year, I couldn't even use an internet cable."
"So?" Gu Yueyan asked.
"In that year, I established myself as the best mahjong player and the best poker player in the dormitory. During the four years of college, no one could shake my throne!" Ren Suo spoke of his great achievements with great pride.
“…”
After all, he was her boyfriend, so no one was too embarrassed to say anything. Only Ren Xingmei finally let it go: "No wonder you've become more and more stupid since you went to college... It turns out that you don't study all day and just play cards in the dormitory..."
Although Gu Yueyan won the game, Qiao Muyi also won the game, so Qiao Muyi was still the banker in the third game.
In this round, Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu finally put aside all their contempt and stared at Qiao Muyi with the most serious attitude!
They knew clearly that Qiao Muyi's suggestion of a trial game just now was to lower their guard and make them think that Qiao Muyi really couldn't play mahjong.
Then, at the beginning of the official game, Qiao Muyi took advantage of their contempt and boldly exposed herself, quickly establishing an advantage and winning two big games in a row. Now her points have reached 44,800!
In the Dongfeng Bureau, this point advantage is too huge!
And Ren Suo had to be careful, he only had 8,000 points. If Qiao Muyi hit a big card and he also hit it, his points would most likely be reduced to 0 and he would lose all his points. The game would end and he would be left with nothing.
With everyone playing cards so carefully, it was Gu Yueyan who won the third game and Qiao Muyi made a cannon.
"Break the 19th, 1000 points." Gu Yueyan looked at Qiao Muyi, who handed her a stick and complained, "You're still playing at such a young age?"
"Instead of playing big cards, it's better to play small cards to interrupt your winning streak." Gu Yueyan said seriously.
The order of the dealers is Qiao Muyi, Gu Yueyan, Ren Suo, and Lin Xianyu.
In the fourth game, the dealer was Gu Yueyan and the atmosphere was a little tense.
Now everyone has figured out each other's strengths and weaknesses: Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu obviously have some experience playing mahjong before, Gu Yueyan doesn't know how to play but learns quickly, and has mastered simple and practical winning moves such as the broken one, nine, and pairs, and Qiao Muyi, on the contrary, is the best at playing mahjong, and has the biggest advantage at the moment.
This time everyone played more carefully, preferring to change the card pattern and win less than to lose everything.
As the game went on, the fourth round was lost, and everyone was waiting for the right card, so no one won or lost this round.
Gu Yueyan was still the banker in the fifth game, and the atmosphere became more depressing. Ren Xingmei and Dong Chengling watched quietly, and even Xiao Jiu quietly put on his headphones and went to play games.
During the fifth round, Ren Suo suddenly felt a poke on his calf.
He was slightly startled, but he didn't dare to look down. Everyone at the table was observing everyone else, and it would be too easy to be noticed if he lowered his head.
Soon, Ren Suo's calf was poked again, and the opponent almost pressed the forefoot on Ren Suo's calf, rubbing it gently. Ren Suo felt it and looked at Qiao Muyi in front of him suspiciously.
Ren Suo clearly felt that the foot was wearing stockings, and the only person wearing stockings at the card table was Qiao Muyi.
Qiao Muyi blinked at him, and then Ren Suo felt the foot scratch three vertical lines on his calf and then stepped on the sole of his foot.
After going back and forth twice, Ren Suo understood that Qiao Muyi wanted him to play three cards!
This woman was so handsome just now, but now she is cheating on him! ?
Ren Suo despised cheating in games, so he shook his head imperceptibly, indicating that he was an honest player who never cheated.
Qiao Muyi narrowed her eyes slightly, and Ren Suo instantly felt his calf flesh being pinched hard, which stimulated him to sit up straight.
Lin Xianyu, who had just played her cards, was startled and thought that Ren Suo was going to win her hand.
If you hurt me, I won't let you cheat!
But soon, Ren Suo felt the little feet rubbing his calves gently, as if apologizing and comforting him.
At this time, Qiao Muyi suddenly slightly opened the collar of her pajamas, looked at the living room in a pretentious manner and said, "It seems a little hot tonight."
“热吗?那就开空调吧。”东承灵站起来去开中央空调。
今晚乔木依只穿了一件薄纱睡衣,扯开一点领子后,坐在正对面的任索,自然能看到一些白雪沟壑的怡人风景……
“三条。”雀圣低头。
“碰。”乔木依嘴角勾起,露出满意的笑容,打出一张白板。
“胡。”
乔木依笑容消失。
古月言亮出牌型,目光流转间皆是笑意:“役牌白、役牌发、对对和、三暗刻、混老头、混一色,庄家11番,三倍役满,一共36000点。”
三倍满,36000点!
任索和林羡鱼顿时对古月言刮目相看从古月言那笨拙的砌牌手法就可以看出,古月言的确是刚接触麻将。
然而古月言的悟性和学习能力,以及她能短时间将大多数役种记忆的记忆里,表明她已经不逊色于乔木依的强大雀士!
如果不是乔木依之前连赢两盘分数足够,光是点这个炮就足以让她点数归0直接败北了!
饶是如此,乔木依的点数也暴降到7800点!
“乔姐,三件衣服。”
这次古月言算是扬眉吐气了一回,面对总是在她回合偷吃的乔木依,她骄傲地昂起脑袋:“乔姐,这是你追加的彩头,你不会赖账吧?”
“怎么会呢。”乔木依笑容不变,她缓缓脱下外套露出里面的薄纱睡衣,“这是一件。”
然后她想了想,抬起大长腿脱下黑色丝袜:“这是两件。”
“等等!”任星美惊讶说道:“不是说好每人五件衣服吗?算上丝袜你就有六件了啊!”
“谁说我有六件的。”乔木依悠悠说道:“算上丝袜外套我也只有五件。反正如果我点数归0,我肯定会脱光衣服就是了。”
任星美挑了挑眉,说道:“好,那你也还差一件啊。”
脱掉丝袜外套之后,乔木依现在也只穿着睡衣和睡裤,大家好奇地看着她,心想她会选择先牺牲上面还是下面。
但无论她牺牲哪边,作为这次麻将战争的始作俑者,她肯定都要被其他人(除了任索和羡鱼)光明正大地嘲笑点评一番没人会愿意放过能嘲笑乔木依的难得机会。
在大家期待的眼神里,乔木依十分淡定地将手伸进睡衣里,一番操作只会,慢慢抽出一副白色蕾丝bra。
“第三件。”她扬了扬,将内衣甩到沙发上,笑道:“这样,大家满意了吧?”
任索已经满脸通红地别过头去,然而他脑袋就被露娜抱着,他无处可逃,刺激得仿佛下一秒就要流鼻血。
东承灵见状也若有所思地点点头,不过她没有丝袜,所以她脱下外套后就去洗手间一趟。
她回来之后,外表看起来似乎没什么变化,然而大家都明白,其他人可能不讲信用,唯独东承灵肯定会遵守诺言。
说好输得时候两个一起脱,现在乔木依脱了三件,她肯定也脱了三件。
任索现在已经开始默背《玄君秘录》来压制心中的躁动,舒缓体内似乎要燃烧的荷尔蒙。
古月言憋了半天也只能说出一句:“不愧是乔姐。”
任星美偷偷去拿起乔木依的内衣看了看,失落地低下头。
东承灵摸了摸任星美的脑袋,轻声安慰道:“不要在意这些,星美你是一个很漂亮的姑娘。”
任星美看了看东承灵的脸,又看了看东承灵的胸,更加失落了。
第六局,依然是古月言坐庄。
刚打到3巡,任索忽然听见一个熟悉的声音:我要三万。
任索愣了一下,瞥了一眼古月言,古月言没看他,然而他耳边的声音再次响起:是我,我要三万。
任索瞬间跪了。
木公子就算了,怎么连月言你都要作弊!
而且木公子也只是物理方式上偷偷摸摸地作弊,月言你是直接用月光法术进行声音传递,要求我跟你合伙出老千要是放到莲江,乔木依都能以超能力犯罪的名目来拘捕你了!
看见任索好像不为所动,古月言好像有点急了,继续说道:我要赢乔姐,让乔姐输光,帮我!
木公子你这人缘啊……
大家仿佛已经忘记打牌的善良初衷,而是一门心机追求胜利和让情敌出丑。这就是竞技游戏的魅力,让人类的丑恶暴露无遗……
但木公子是我女朋友,你也是我女朋友,我也很为难啊……
我赢了乔姐之后肯定就是第一,那今晚……只要小星星看不见……我……我允许你的手自由行动。
“三万。”雀圣再次低头。
“碰。”
过了一会,任索感觉到小腿又有异动,乔木依又要他作弊出老千了!
任索暗暗叹了口气,老老实实按照她们的吩咐,尽力为她们打出关键牌。
现在任索的心态已经跟之前不一样了。如果说刚才任索因为自己丢人而感到愤怒,那他看见乔木依差点丢人之后,心里的怒火已经全消了。
反正总有一个要丢人的,那为什么不能是我呢?
而且任索仔细想想,如果他真的为了赢到第一而让其他人因此脱光,那他就是名副其实地赢了游戏输了人生,过后怕不是要被打死。
所以……跟两个女朋友一起睡……好像……也不是不能接受嘛!
至于她们的恩怨就让她们自己解决吧,我只是一个负责作弊的双面老千。
同样有人帮忙作弊后,乔木依和古月言重新回到起跑线上,接下来就是拼技术和运气了。
这次是乔木依更胜一筹。
“大三元,役满,32000点!”乔木依笑盈盈地亮牌,看着古月言笑道:“凡是我亲手输掉的东西,我都会一步一步地赢回来。”
古月言一点都不怕,虽然她点了乔木依的大牌,然而哪怕输掉32000点,她的分数也还有31200点,只是丢了庄罢了。
任索问道:“那赢了牌是不是可以穿回衣服?”
“不可以!”乔木依和古月言马上异口同声地说道。
第七局,任索坐庄。
任索拿到牌就愣了一下,然后接下来面对乔木依和古月言的作弊申请都充耳不闻,直到5巡直接自摸!
“门前清自摸清一色一气贯通!”任索重重呼出一口气,一脸喜色地说道:“8番,庄家倍满,每人8000点!”
终于赢了一盘,点数暴增至32000点!
任索也没想到自己运气这么好,清一色已经很难了(所有牌同一种类),而且还起手自带一气贯通(从1~9的顺子)!
面对这种情况,任索宁愿冒着得罪女朋友的风险,也要胡一把爽一下!
不过8000点对古月言和乔木依也不痛不痒,除了林羡鱼以外。
林羡鱼看起来都快要哭了,她没了8000点之后就掉到13000点,要脱两件!她瘪着嘴,满眼泪光地看着任索:“我一生没有做坏事,为什么要这样?”
“为了生活,难免要脏了手。”任索安慰一句。
林羡鱼也明白愿赌服输的道理,只好不情不愿地脱掉外套,学乔木依和东承灵那样,表现了现场拆内衣,扔到沙发上去,苦着脸回来继续征战。
任星美看了一眼林羡鱼的内衣,眼神黯淡得仿佛要枯萎了。
第八局,任索坐庄。
这次起手牌不咋样,任索老老实实帮女朋友,然后乔木依再次爆发:“自摸,对对和、混老头、混一色、役牌白、役牌发,9番倍满,16000点!”
这次因为是任索当庄家,乔木依自摸他要赔8000点,其余两人赔4000点。
古月言终于跌破20000点,她和任星美毫不在意地脱下外套。
唯独林羡鱼是真的懵逼了,再扣4000点,她就只有9000点,还得再脱一件!
林羡鱼哀求地看了一眼任索,任索眨眨眼睛,别过头去不看她这是他唯一能做的。
总不能只见贼吃肉,不见贼挨打,毕竟林羡鱼是被任星美用钱骗进来,任索也不好说什么。
乔木依可就不客气了,光是凝视林羡鱼,林羡鱼就受不了,瘪着嘴哭唧唧地说道:“我脱,我脱还不行嘛!”
说着她还就直接脱下裤子,引起大家一声惊呼,任索也忍不住看一眼。
然后大家松了口气林羡鱼穿的纯棉四角**还挺厚实,看起来跟短裤差不多,只要林羡鱼坐下来就基本没啥问题。
第九局,林羡鱼坐庄。
大家都知道这很可能是最后一局了,但乔木依还有47800点,古月言有19200点,任索有24000点,林羡鱼只剩下9000点。
乔木依心想:速攻即可,能胡就胡,先保住胜利,下次再调戏她们。
古月言心想:必须要做大牌,就算不能让乔姐脱光,至少也要取得胜利。
任索:我如果能保住24000点,那妹妹是不是也会给我钱呢?
林羡鱼:“胡!”
“哈?”大家愣住了,看见林羡鱼亮出的牌型赫然是四组刻子配一只雀头,摸到了第二个雀头!
Among the four groups of engravings, there are still Red Center, White Board, Fortune and East Wind, and the Head of the Sparrow is South Wind!
"Big Three! All the words are the same! Four hidden carvings and one rider!"
Lin Xianyu gnashed his teeth and said, "The dealer wins by himself, four times the service, 192,000 points, give me everything! All of you... take it off!"