"Um……"

Qiao Muyi let out a lazy sound from her throat, her legs crossed unconsciously, she turned sideways to sleep, and her arm suddenly touched soft skin.

Qiao Muyi, who always had the habit of sleeping with her doll in her arms, naturally wrapped herself around it.

The touch was comfortable, the user experience was good, and there was a reassuring aura about the other person, so Qiao Muyi couldn't help but hug him tightly.

So thin, so smooth, so comfortable, feels like a girl's.

Is it Xiao Suo?

Qiao Muyi, who was half asleep, raised her head and kissed him, and then he also lowered his head. At the moment when their red lips touched, Qiao Muyi suddenly woke up and realized that this was not Xiao Suo!

She suddenly opened her eyes, the four-turn cyclone started spinning wildly, and the rage she felt from waking up suddenly erupted!

Then an even more powerful momentum came pressing down on him like a mountain!

The person she held in her arms was Dong Chengling!

"Ah..." Qiao Muyi's big eyes blinked and she made a sound that sounded aggrieved and full of disgust.

"I'm the victim, okay?" Dong Chengling looked at Qiao Muyi helplessly and wiped his lips with the back of his hand. "I was suddenly hugged while sleeping, and when I opened my eyes, I saw you coming towards me... Xiao Qiao, you weren't so clingy last night."

"This is what happens to women who are not nourished."

Qiao Muyi said nonchalantly, sitting up from the bed, and the towel covering her body slipped off lightly.

She looked at herself, then at Dong Chengling, sighed helplessly, and said, "I will be responsible."

Even though Dong Chengling, who had received higher education and had a good character and never showed his emotions, couldn't help but twitch his lips when he heard these words.

She resisted the urge to kick Qiao Muyi away, and asked with a smile: "How are you going to take responsibility?"

Qiao Muyi shrugged: "How about this, I will sleep with you on Monday, Wednesday and Friday, sleep with Xiao Suo on Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, and rest on Sunday, how about that?"

She looked around and saw that her pajamas and underwear were neatly folded on the chair. She got out of bed without hesitation and went to change her clothes: "But if this happens, you will be mine. You must be loyal to me and follow the three obediences and four virtues of a wife. You are not allowed to look for Xiao Suo anymore."

"Get out." Dong Chengling uttered her most foul curse words, pulled the quilt to cover her body, picked up the pillow next to her and threw it at him.

Spirit shock technique!

The pillow with countless shock spirit particles attached to it looks harmless, but in fact it can tear apart anything it touches, just like a wind-style Rasengan!

Qiao Muyi, who had just put on her shirt, took the pillow and threw it aside, shrugged and said, "You scumbag, you want to sleep with other men after you sleep with me."

Only Qiao Muyi dared to joke with Dong Chengling like this, and only Dong Chengling would respond to Qiao Muyi's jokes.

If someone else played such a joke on Dong Chengling, she would most likely just not respond. Verbal counterattacks were meaningless, and she was afraid of killing the other person with physical counterattacks.

Moreover, Dong Chengling's personality was extraordinary, and she didn't care about other people's gossip at all. She would ignore other people's malicious words, just like a normal person would ignore what a stray dog ​​barked at her on the roadside.

Only Qiao Muyi is different. She is not only one of Dong Chengling's few friends, but also one of Dong Chengling's recognized companions, and even Dong Chengling's rival in love. If Ren Suo can awaken all the goodness, truth, goodness and beauty in Dong Chengling's human nature, then Qiao Muyi can often stir up the seven deadly sins in her heart.

When facing Qiao Muyi, Dong Chengling can just lose his temper and use magic to fight back without any scruples, because Qiao Muyi can handle it anyway.

To have a quarrel, you need an opponent to compete with.

Even if something goes wrong, it doesn’t matter, because there is a healing monk Ren Suo who can provide a lot of help next to him.

After arguing for a while, the two of them finally sobered up.

Dong Chengling thought for a moment and said, "We...fell asleep while playing mahjong?"

"Yeah." Qiao Muyi, who was only wearing a shirt, combed her hair in front of the mirror. She felt her hair was a little curled up, so she shook the comb. A flash of electric light appeared in the comb, and her hair was combed (electrically) straight.

"I didn't expect playing mahjong to be so exhausting. Let's try a different method next time, shall we?"

Dong Chengling pondered for a moment, then suddenly became serious: "It's you who did this again, right?"

"Don't put all the blame on me. Isn't it normal for us beautiful women to enjoy our beauty sleep?"

"It's not normal. The weakest among us are all rank 2 monks. You and I are both rank 4 monks. You won't fall asleep even if you play mahjong for ten consecutive nights, let alone one night."

Qiao Muyi combed her hair and tied it into a ponytail with a hairband. She looked at her face in the mirror, opened her makeup box and prepared to buff herself. She said casually, "We were playing mahjong and casting spells at the same time last night. It's normal that our spiritual energy is exhausted and our bodies are tired."

Dong Chengling said seriously: "Even if it's like this, the four of us wouldn't fall asleep together, right? I still remember that everyone was normal, but suddenly they were sleepy, and then I was sleepy too... But I persisted until I saw you fall asleep too."

"What kind of spell is this? If you don't tell me, I can ask the people in the Countermeasures Bureau."

Qiao Muyi sighed and said unhappily, "Alright, alright, this is the Mind Assimilation Technique, a new fourth-level mind-power usage technique added to the Countermeasures Bureau's spell system. The effect is to use mind power to interfere with the opponent's thinking, causing anger, fear, confusion, sleepiness and other effects. But there is a disadvantage. If the opponent's will is stronger than the caster's, then the caster will be backlashed. The advantage is that there is no trace and it is extremely secretive."

Dong Chengling understood instantly: "You wanted to put us to sleep from the beginning."

Qiao Muyi spread her hands: "This is just a last resort. In fact, Cheng Ling, your willpower is stronger than mine. I expected this. If you were not so good at cheating, I would not want to take the risk of using this trick... But I can't beat you even if I cheat, what do you want me to do?"

"Follow the rules and accept defeat if you lose."

Qiao Muyi stuck out her tongue at Dong Chengling: "If we follow the rules, then Chengling, you have slept with me so many times, so you are already my woman?"

Dong Chengling pulled the quilt covering her body a little higher and said calmly, "We are all women, this joke is not funny."

"Doesn't Xiao Suo have a spell that can change his body? I can let him do this to me... Wait! I can become a handsome guy, and then Xiao Suo can become a pretty girl. Cheng Ling, do you think this is okay?"

Qiao Muyi suddenly became excited, as if she had suddenly realized something, as if to say, "Why didn't I think of this before?"

"not good!"

"Superficial, you are indeed a scumbag." Qiao Muyi said lightly: "I like him as a person, no matter what he is like, I am willing to accept him. On the contrary, you, humph, are a little bitch who only cares about the flesh."

Finding that he couldn't win the argument with Qiao Muyi no matter what, Dong Chengling picked up the second pillow.

Qiao Muyi picked up Dong Chengling's clothes and went over to her. She glanced at her and sighed, "Put on your clothes. Chengling, you should love yourself as a woman. You must dress well in front of others."

Dong Chengling's pillow was finally thrown out.

…

In the living room, Gu Yueyan was sitting in Ren Suo's arms stroking a black cat, while Ren Suo was playing a free-for-all game with Lin Xianyu, Ren Xingmei and Xiao Jiu. In addition to the automatic mahjong table, this villa also had three TV game consoles.

"Xiao Suo~"

Qiao Muyi put her arms around Ren Suo's neck from behind. Gu Yueyan looked at Qiao Muyi with dissatisfaction. Now it was her turn.

"Are you awake?" Ren Suo stared at the screen while playing games, "Don't sleep in the living room next time. Although you won't catch a cold, it won't be comfortable to sleep in."

"Hey, were you disappointed that I didn't come into your room to look for you last night?"

"Sister Qiao," Gu Yueyan said gritting her teeth, thinking that she should have teamed up with Xiao Xingxing and Teacher Dong last night to strip Qiao Muyi naked and then make her spin around in shame.

"Wait, I'll return your boyfriend to you soon." Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "Xiao Suo, so it was you who carried us back to the bedroom early in the morning?"

"Um."

"So do you have **?"

"have."

"Anything else you do?"

Ren Suo thought for a moment: "Good night... Good morning kiss?"

"You're smart." Qiao Muyi let go of her hand with satisfaction, looked at the time and said, "I wanted to climb Mount Fuji early in the morning... Forget it. Let's go to Yoyogi Park, the Imperial Palace, Tsukiji Honganji Temple, and Shinjuku Ikebukuro today. I heard that the seafood in Tsukiji is especially delicious."

…

The day's tour ends.

Unlike the previous two nights, tonight they finally let Suo go and allowed him to sleep in the living room.

After all, they will take the Shinkansen to Osaka, Kansai tomorrow and can't play mahjong all night.

Moreover, the other three people also discovered Qiao Muyi's evil ambitions, and they refused to play with Qiao Muyi until they found a fairer way to play.

Ren Suo, who heard the news, played happily with Luna for half an hour, and then smiled and sent everyone back to the bedroom on the second floor. Ren Xingmei felt a little unhappy: "Brother, it's really unfair for you to accompany us on this trip."

"It's not that I feel wronged..." Ren Suo thought for a moment and answered seriously.

You don't deny it!

Gu Yueyan went back to the second floor angrily, and Ren Xingmei followed closely behind him. At this time, Dong Chengling and Qiao Muyi looked at each other at the same time and went back to the bedroom thoughtfully.

Finding there was no gossip to read, Lin Xianyu also ran away with Xiaojiu and the black cat.

The lights in the corridor are turned off, leaving only one light in the living room.

Sitting on the sofa in the living room, Ren Suo looked at the light falling on himself. Everywhere else was dark. He suddenly felt a long-lost freedom.

Although only two or three days had passed, Ren Suo felt that staying up late without any scruples like this seemed like a distant past.

If we really live together and get married in the future, my biological clock will probably be fixed.

It turns out that it is true that there is a girlfriend who can't even concentrate on playing games. The netizens are not lying.

The so-called bond is to make people understand that the sentence "this world is a beautiful world, and it is worth fighting for it" is at least half true.

After sighing a few times about his foreseeable married life, Ren Suo picked up his mobile phone and made an international call.

"It's 11 o'clock here and 12 o'clock there. Why are you calling me so late?" Zhao Huo got straight to the point after answering the call.

"Isn't this noon time for you?"

"Not now."

"After living with my girlfriend, my biological clock was forced to go back?" Ren Suo said in a positive tone.

You hit the nail on the head.

"What are you doing? Just say what you want to say. International calls are very expensive."

"I don't even worry about my phone bill, what are you worried about?" Ren Suo asked, "I suddenly have something I want to ask you."

"You are a big celebrity now, right? Can I get a 20% discount on oranges when I go out?"

Zhao Huo: "If you do this again, I will be angry."

"Okay, okay, Brother Huo, I won't say anything, but this matter is related to your fame." Ren Suo said, "You are so popular now, and you have become a global celebrity in one fell swoop. What if someone exposes that you have been having impure relationships with three women at the same time, what are you going to do?"

Zhao Huo: "What should I do? Just leave it alone. I don't care anyway."

"Can they not care?"

After these words were spoken, Zhao Huo fell into silence for a long time.

Just when Ren Suo wanted to remind him not to waste his phone bill, Zhao Huo said seriously: "I have thought about how to solve this problem before."

"First of all, the law and morality are not on my side. Even my friends and parents will not stand on my side. The only ones who will support me are them and you. So..."

"Wait, don't talk like I'm your woman too!"

"I can't help it. After all, among the people I know, you, Brother Suo, are the only scumbag."

"You used the word 'also' with great self-awareness."

The two of them argued for a long time across a thousand kilometers, and Zhao Huo continued, "I've thought of two ways. The first is the victim theory, where I let them publicly say that they were deceived and controlled by me and couldn't leave me. In this way, all the pressure and firepower will be borne by me, and they, as victims, will no longer be under any pressure from public opinion."

“I don’t think they would agree.”

"I think so too, so I have a plan B." Zhao Huo said: "Sunbathe!"

Ren Suo was stunned: "Sunbathing?"

"Show off our love!" Zhao Huo said, "If it is really discovered and becomes the focus of public opinion, then I will show off our love! Show it off so that they will doubt their lives, show it off so that they will hate it, show it off so that they will understand that 'all anger actually comes from their own incompetence'!"

"If the plan succeeds, we can even become internet celebrities, although this is not my intention. But based on my life experience of watching anime for many years, humans are always very tolerant of handsome men and beautiful women. Handsome villains are easier to whitewash. As long as we let everyone know how happy and joyful we are, and how firm our feelings are, combined with our stunning looks, it will be easy for the general public to change their views on us, and even bless us in return!"

Although Ren Suo was skeptical about whether Zhao Huo's beastly personality could be recognized by the public, he had to admit that Zhao Huo's life experience this time did make some sense.

Appearance is an amplifier that can infinitely magnify talent, wisdom, character and other advantages, making these gold easier to be discovered and recognized.

Among those villains that are deeply loved by fans, some speak in a classy way, some have great ideals and act gorgeously, and some are even playful and cute when they kill people, but these villains have one thing in common without exception: they are good-looking! Handsome!

Even if it's a Gundam driven by a villain, as long as it's cool enough, it's a good Gundam!

Plan B formulated by Zhao Huo does have its merits.

However, just showing off their affection may not be explosive enough, so let Sogo come up with a plan and completely detonate public opinion!

Ren Suo had made up his mind, so he said, "Okay, I understand. I'm going to play games now. Bye~"

"Wait, why are you still playing games?"

"Why can't I play games? My hands haven't been chopped off by anyone." Ren Suo asked curiously.

"Don't Dong Chengling and the others stick to you?"

"...Not clingy." Ren Suo blinked and said, "We all have our own private space, and I can sleep with whoever I want. If I say I want to play games, then I can play games. They all respect my opinion!"

"Oh, that's awesome. That's great."

"...You don't believe me."

"Hey, of course I believe you, Brother Suo. As long as you are happy, Brother Suo." Zhao Huo said nonchalantly, "But it's different here. My girlfriend sticks to me more."

"Which one?"

"It's just a girlfriend anyway."

"I'm not jealous, do you need to hide it like this?" Ren Suo shrugged: "Then why does your girlfriend stick to you? Maybe I can give you some ideas."

Zhao Huo: "It's just... it's just that he's very clingy every night... I can hardly sleep the whole night."

Ren Suo blinked, recalling Qiao Muyi's reaction after she got up at noon, and instantly understood what the problem was with Zhao Huo.

Ren Suo said, "When you were in elementary school, did you ever get punished by your teacher for not handing in your homework?"

"Hmm? Tried."

Ren Suo said earnestly, "I've tried it before. Every time I didn't hand in my homework, the teacher would punish me to clean the blackboard. The reason I was punished was not because the blackboard was dirty, but because I didn't hand in my homework... Do you understand?"

Thousands of miles away in Lianjiang, Zhao Huo looked at the phone that ended the call, raised his head, looked at the dozens of beautiful girl text adventure games, hundreds of gigabytes of ** anime folders, and several gigabytes of book collections on the screen desktop, and fell into deep thought.

"Brother Huo, aren't you going to take a shower?"

Zhao Huo, who had been thinking for a long time, heard Xiao Meng's voice, suddenly opened his eyes, his expression was firm, and he secretly made up his mind!

"I need to go out first."

Xiao Meng, who was drying her hair, asked curiously, "Where are you going so late?"

Zhao Huo slowly stood up, his calm and broad back looked like a warrior conquering the galaxy.

"I'm going to the convenience store to buy some things."

On the other side, Ren Suo, who was lying on the sofa playing with his phone, thought that Zhao Huo should understand that the so-called "homework" meant "goodnight kiss", right?

If he can't even understand this, then Sogo can't help him, so just quit the scumbag circle.