Lin Xianyu slapped the switch panel on the wall, and the lights in the room went out immediately. Only the corridor light near the bathroom was still flickering dimly.
Then Lin Xianyu didn't lie down directly, but turned around and lay down at the end of the bed. Usually, the head faces the wall and the feet face the end of the bed, but they all turned it around, putting the pillows at the end of the bed and their heads facing outwards.
As soon as Lin Xianyu fell asleep, he lifted up his red and white tail and hugged it. Xiao Jiu said disdainfully: "Don't hurt it, or I will push you off the bed directly."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be gentle and won't hurt you." Lin Xianyu nodded repeatedly: "Then can we sleep like this..."
"No!" Xiao Jiu pouted and said, "Today I just transformed because I was happy to sleep with my big brother!"
As he said that, Xiao Jiu shouted to the sofa at the end of the bed: "Big brother, come to bed and sleep with us!"
"No, I have to admit defeat."
The huge sofa was moved next to the bed, and Ren Suo lay on it comfortably. He turned sideways to look at everyone and said with a smile, "The sofa is also very comfortable. This is good. I can make do with it for one night."
Qiao Muyi turned over, lay on the bed, looked at him with a smile and said, "If I had known earlier, I would have let you sleep in the toilet."
Xiao Jiu was unconvinced and said, "You can obviously sleep with Xiao Jiu..."
In the gamble just now, there were three lucky anonymous users who rolled 6 on the dice, and their corresponding plan features were: 1. Ren Suo sleeps on the sofa; 2. Ren Suo sleeps in the toilet; 3. Ren Suo and Xiao Jiu sleep in the small room.
Then everyone voted democratically and finally decided to choose option 1. However, in order to facilitate chatting, everyone slept at the end of the bed, so that everyone could see Ren Suo but no one could touch him, and everyone felt that they had not lost out.
Of course they all knew that plan 1 was undoubtedly written by Ren Suo himself, and plan 3 was naturally written by Xiao Jiu. However, they couldn't determine who in the suspect room had such a grudge against Ren Suo for plan 2.
Qiao Muyi, who loves mischief, Gu Yueyan, who is strict, Ren Xingmei, who has a strong possessiveness, and even the evil Dong Chengling, all think it is possible...
Ren Xingmei snorted and said with a smile: "Sister Qiao, are you willing to let my brother sleep in the toilet?"
"Of course I am willing to give it up." Qiao Muyi said slowly, "Of course I am willing to give it up."
Gu Yueyan muttered, "I don't believe it."
"Has your sister Qiao lied to you?" Qiao Muyi said calmly, "Do you want to vote again and send Xiao Suo to sleep in the toilet?"
Everyone was slightly startled, feeling that Qiao Muyi seemed to be serious. At this time, Dong Chengling said something that revealed the secret: "If Suo goes to sleep in the toilet, then Xiao Qiao will definitely go to the toilet after we fall asleep."
"Pfft, if everyone goes to the toilet at night, then Brother Ren will have to use it..." Lin Xianyu interrupted her speech at the right time to avoid being beaten, but her meaning had been fully expressed.
Even the most adorable Gu Yueyan felt his cheeks burning, and he stammered, "This is too, too, too..."
Luna rubbed against Gu Yueyan's arms and said distressedly: "But Luna doesn't need to go to the toilet anymore."
Ren Xingmei said: "Even if you need it, you can use a cat litter tray."
Ren Suo said depressedly: "Can we stop talking about the bathroom? You guys have ruined my beautiful fantasy of this night."
"Oh?" Qiao Muyi immediately said with a smile: "Xiao Suo, what beautiful fantasies do you have about tonight?"
However, unlike before, Ren Suo did not evade the question this time. Instead, he said openly, "It's just as you thought."
"From the moment I undressed, every step was meant to show my love for you. Every kiss was heavy and not light, and I embraced and kissed you until my heart was filled with passion. I gave you all my indulgence."
Everyone fell silent, and Dong Chengling said calmly: "Suo, you are shameless."
Ren Xingmei sighed: "Brother, even if you are lying to us, can you delete the word 'you' from 'you' next time? It sounds weird."
Luna: "Are you finally going to have a baby? Good."
“Luna, lie down!” Gu Yueyan pressed Luna down and angrily said to Ren Suo, “Shame on you! Shame on you! Go to the toilet and sleep!”
Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "Hey~ Then why did you sleep on the sofa? It's not too late to regret it now."
Lin Xianyu hugged Xiao Jiu's nine tails, coughed twice and said, "Everyone, there are children here, can you restrain yourself a little?"
"I'm not a child!" Xiaojiu said loudly.
"But I'm still a baby!" Lin Xianyu kept rubbing her tail. Xiaojiu's body suddenly trembled, making her voice strange: "Xianyu, don't do this→"
The others were shocked when they heard this. Even Lin Xianyu stopped immediately. He felt a sudden palpitation in his heart and thought to himself that it was amazing that Xiaojiu, this little fox, had such a special effect just by his voice!
Ren Suo quickly recalled the "Xuanjun Secret Records Foundation Building Chapter", and his restless mind quickly calmed down. He suddenly felt that his future self seemed to be excusable. Xiao Jiu was so powerful now, and when she became the Galaxy Songstress...
He thought deeply and said, "The time is not right tonight."
"Then when will the time come?" Qiao Muyi lay on the bed, slightly pulling her collar, and looked at him with some resentment: "Xiao Suo, enjoy life while you can."
Even though the lights were off, there was still some moonlight shining in from the window, spreading like silver sand in the room. With just this little light, and the ability to see through the world, Ren Suo vaguely discovered Qiao Muyi's vacuum state, but it was this uncertain dimness that made him dizzy. Ren Suo had no choice but to look at the ceiling, otherwise he would explode.
"In two days," Ren Suo took a deep breath and said seriously, "In two days, I will give you a satisfactory answer."
Yes, two days later is the day that the mysterious enchantress mentioned.
Of course, there is another very important reason. Although Qiao Muyi said it happily, if Ren Suo really wanted to do something, not only other people, but even Qiao Muyi would turn into a female devil and beat him up. The look in Qiao Muyi's eyes when she looked at him was full of smiles.
"Xingmei, did you hear that? We need to book a room for each person in two days." Qiao Muyi said lazily.
Dong Chengling patted Qiao Muyi's head gently and said calmly, "Xiao Qiao, you should know when to stop joking."
Qiao Muyi buried her head in the pillow, her voice sounding a little muffled through the pillow: "I'm not kidding."
Ren Xingmei asked suspiciously: "What kind of satisfactory answer? You don't want to spend the night..."
She raised her right hand and showed five fingers. But she thought about it and showed her left hand as well, which could be said to be giving face to her brother.
Ren Suo smiled and said, "You will know when the time comes."
Lin Xianyu curled her lips: "It will be about time when the fourth episode of "Top Secret Files" is updated... By the way, Brother Ren, aren't you in charge of the reception work at the Fairy Palace World Tree? Did you help with "Top Secret Files" this time? Do you know what the plot of the next episode is... Ah, if you can't tell me, just ignore me."
Ren Suo said, "I don't know what will happen in the next episode, but... it will definitely be a happy ending where the solar system is saved."
"That's right..." Lin Xianyu propped up his chin and said, "The cosmic war in 1999. What a pity, I wasn't even born then. By the way, Brother Ren, will you become an official member of the Asgard World Tree in the future?"
Ren Suo was slightly startled, then nodded: "Maybe."
No one was surprised. Dong Chengling said, "Are there any requirements to become a member of the Immortal Palace?"
Ren Suo said casually, "When I get in, I'll tell you. But if the Fairy Palace requires me to work more than three days a week, and I can't be with you all the time, and can't keep up with you and help you grow, then I will definitely not join."
Lin Xianyu curled his lips: "You have so many requirements. Will the Immortal Palace hire you as the Supreme Lord?"
Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "I don't need your help."
Dong Chengling said: "I don't need it either."
Gu Yueyan said: "No need! I will grow up on my own!"
Luna suddenly held Gu Yueyan down and said seriously, "Yes, Suosuo will help me give birth to the baby."
Lin Xianyu looked at the two proud bodies overlapping and blending together, and said in amazement: "Class Leader, you still need to grow up? If you grow up a little bit, you will not let Xiao Xingxing and I live!"
Ren Xingmei nodded in agreement, but soon she felt something was wrong as if she had lost again.
But she also said, "Brother, don't worry about us."
Ren Suo smiled and said, "Really? If I'm not around you often in the future and you can't see me, do you think it's really okay?"
Without waiting for their answer, Ren Suo said, "No, I can't."
"Cheng Ling will uphold the will to seek the truth, forge ahead through all obstacles, and climb to the peak of transcendence. All time must be spent on cultivation, but I still want to eat with Cheng Ling every day."
"After returning, Young Master Mu will still be the deputy director of the Countermeasures Bureau. She is popular, powerful, beautiful, and has excellent work ability. Even if she doesn't join the Great Wall, she will definitely become a big shot in the Countermeasures Bureau soon. She will definitely be very busy with official duties, but I still want to hug Young Master Mu every night and watch her make poisonous chicken soup."
"After graduation, Yueyan will become a good teacher that everyone likes, and an extraordinary scientific researcher who is careful and meticulous, and her work arrangements are precise to the minute, but I still want to lie in Yueyan's arms every night and listen to her tell me about my shortcomings."
“妹妹会成为太阳系最厉害的女富豪,地球都不够她折腾,肯定要各地飞来飞去,但我还是想和妹妹一起玩最新的主机游戏。”
“等月咏者消化神力,露娜的修为就会达到一个新的高度,到时候她说不定要天天泡在月之暗面里修炼,开创一个新的世界,但我还是想……每晚跟她腻歪半个小时以上。”
任索用手撑着脸庞,笑着说道:“所以不是我在顾虑你们,反而是希望你们要顾虑我顾虑一下我这个天天在家里盼星星盼月亮等候你们的大帅哥。”
房间里一时间失去声音,昏暗中,大家眼睛一闪一闪亮晶晶地注视着任索,仿佛他就是滚烫星河。
林羡鱼叹息道:“想当初,任大哥多么良善的一个钢铁直男啊,摸我手臂都会害羞。但现在,他已经变成一个随时能成为仙宫成员的强者种子,拱走五颗嫩白菜的猪,一口骚话的老司机,而且还是一个对自己颜值没有b数的厚脸皮……”
大家忍不住笑起来,任索一脸黑线:“就你话多,别的不说,我和赵火,你觉得哪个帅?”
“是吗?”古月言笑道:“那不如加上白老师?”
任索噎了一下,有点心虚地问道:“那……我、赵火、白忌,哪个帅?”
“当然是……你啦。”古月言双手撑着枕头捧着脸,歪着脑袋看着任索,眼里似有月光:
“有了索先生,我就看不上其他猪啦。”
东承灵摸了摸右手的印记,任索瞬间感觉到一阵温柔的爱意蔓延全身,就像看见冰山融化成冰淇淋那么畅快,又像是大夏天吃火锅那么**。
“索,我答应你,我将永远忠于自己,披星戴月奔向理想和你。”
趴在**的任星美晃悠着双腿,嘻嘻笑道:
“我以后会成为白富美也好,大富婆也好,大资本家也好,但我永远都是可爱的妹妹。哥,你是可爱。”
露娜忽然在**舒服地伸了个前伏后翘的猫型懒腰,说道:“索索,如果梦里没有你,那就只是噩梦哦!”
“露娜的鱼塘只有索索一条鱼,有索索的地方才会有露娜喵!”
乔木依一直没有说话,面无表情地看着任索,忽然唤道:“任索。”
“嗯。”
“索仔。”
“嗯?”
“小索。”乔木依忽然叹了口气:“你也知道我想成为有权有势的大人物啊。”
任索:“毕竟有权有势的人发毒鸡汤效力会更大……”
乔木依忽然伸手撩了撩东承灵的秀发,说道:“我其实一开始就打算好好奋斗,不结婚不恋爱,最好能骗几个像承灵一样好的女孩子,陪自己度过余生。”
东承灵都忍不住吐槽一句:“……在某种意义上,小乔你也算是达成目标了。”
“不过人生总有些惊奇的际遇,比方说当我遇见你。”乔木依枕在枕头上,懒洋洋地说道:
“一开始看见任索你,只觉得你是一个普通的男人,在普通的**。后来发现你居然能泡到承灵这么好的女孩,才感觉你是一个有趣的索仔。
后来生活开始对我这个小泡芙加奶油了,我才发现,我想除了玩弄别人这个爱好外,还特别想玩弄你,人生就像开启了恋爱主线。
我本来想开创一番丰功伟绩,但看见你就觉得可以稍微停一停。
是你这个坏蛋破坏了我孤独终老的计划。”
任索挠挠头:“是我错了?”
乔木依点点头:“当然是你错了,谈恋爱真的很麻烦,所以以后我就只麻烦你了。
余生不用多多指教,你都听我的就好。
例如以后有别的女人找你搭讪,你记得用我的名字来拒绝她。”
任索想了想,说道:“这个要看情况,如果是老家相亲我就用妹妹的名字,如果是学院教师我就用承灵的名字,如果是学院学生我就用月言的名字,如果是其他时候我就用女大修士木公子的名字。”
露娜问道:“我呢我呢?”
任索微微一愣:“……有猫咪找我的时候,我就会用露娜的大名吓跑它们!”
露娜满意地点点头,这时候古月言忽然问道:“索先生,我有跟你说过我想当老师的事吗?”
“我看得出来!”任索义正言辞地说道。
“这能看出来?”林羡鱼嘟囔道:“我只看得出班长木瓜牛奶喝多了……”
小玖不满地问道:“大哥哥,那小玖呢?你看得出小玖以后想做什么吗?”
任索眨眨眼睛:“小玖以后……想当大歌星!”
小玖震惊地旋转尾巴,说道:“好厉害,不愧是大哥哥!等小玖成了大歌星,就每天唱歌给大哥哥听。”
任索汗颜:“也不用每天……或者我用播放器听也行……”
“不行不行,小玖要每晚在大哥哥耳边唱歌。”
嬉闹了一番,乔木依忽然幽幽说道:“如果未来真的能这样就好了。”
“会的。”任索说道:“肯定会的。”
“但我们连《绝密档案》都没露面。”乔木依闷在枕头里,声音低落地说道:“一个都没有。”
任索说道:“那可能是我们太强了,无上至尊召唤不出我们。”
东承灵平静说道:“索,你这个安慰可没什么效果哦。”
任星美紧握右拳说道:“没关系的!你们肯定都是大杀伤武器!说不定下一集就会出来!”
古月言微微咬唇,说道:“无上至尊又不可能召唤所有1999年前出生的修士……”
任索微微一愣,看了她们一眼,才恍然大悟地说道:“你们是不是因为《绝密档案》没有出现我们,所以觉得有点担心,觉得自己没法活到2049年?”
大家对视一眼,默默点了点头。
“噗嗤”
然后她们便听见任索没心没肺地哈哈大笑起来,甚至笑得在沙发上打滚,甚至滚到地面上继续笑,笑得她们全部都生气起来。
“索……”
“索先生!”
“哥你这是干嘛!”
“小索,我们担心的事就有这么好~笑~吗~?”
林羡鱼抱着小玖,期待地坐在一边看戏,露娜看见古月言生气了,便伸出小舌头舔一下脸表示安慰,严肃地说道:“索索,不许惹月月生气哦!”
“没,没,我只是……”任索憋住笑容,撑着床站起来。
但看见她们愤怒的模样,任索还是忍不住笑出声。大家也不问他‘任索为何发笑’,就这样冷冷看着任索狂笑,等他笑完就伏兵齐出,杀他个片甲不留。
“我只是觉得,你们的担心好无聊哦。”任索终于止住笑声,深吸一口气,叉着腰一脸神气地看着她们:“你们就算不相信我,也要相信自己的潜力啊。”
“你们一个是未来屹立世间巅峰的大修士,一个是未来司掌暴力的统治阶级,一个是未来将生意做遍太阳系的大资本家,一个是未来超凡教育机构的领导,还有一个是神……”
任索张开手,一脸自信地说道:“在灵气复苏时代,我们未来会成为地球、太阳系、银河系里走到最前面的领跑者,影响力最大的一家人!《绝密档案》没有我们,是《绝密档案》的问题,不是我们的问题!”
林羡鱼吐槽道:“这年头,连任大哥都开始会画饼了。也给我画个饼嘛,任大哥你看我有没有可能成为银河系女主角。”
任索一脸无语,他发现其他人也是一脸笑意地看着他。
东承灵非常官方地回应:“谢谢你的支持,我会加油的。”
古月言比较直白:“你的中二期来得有点晚。”
任星美比较委婉:“哥,这几天没打游戏,是不是让你积累了比较多压力?”
露娜喵了一声:“露娜困了,可以睡觉了吗?”
乔木依笑道:“这样的小索也好可爱。”
任索叹了口气,想了想,然后蹲下来看着她们,说道:“那这样吧,就算你们不相信自己的潜力,也要相信我啊,我任索什么时候骗过你们?”
大家对视一眼,感觉一切尽在不言中。
任索微微有些尴尬,但依然拍了拍手,一脸正气地说道:“相信我吧。”
“未来还会有很多困难,很多麻烦,世界或许还有很多危险,灵气复苏时代也并不安全……”
“但我会加油,会努力,会为了你们变成更好的人,会用自己的力量为建设和谐社会添砖加瓦,会带着你们走向未来。”
“你们要相信,相信我们会像童话故事里,幸福和快乐是结局。”
七双亮晶晶的眼睛眨啊眨,乔木依嘴角勾起,露出一个妩媚的笑容:“相信你,没问题,但小索你也要付出一些实际行动。”
“什么行动?”任索眨眨眼睛。
“以前呢,你不知,眼前人是心上人。”乔木依慢条斯理地坐起来,伸手扶住任索的肩膀。
然后乔木依双手轻轻一带,直接将任索抱到**嬉闹翻滚,引起一片惊呼。
“现在呢,我希望,心上人是枕边人。”