Tianjin, underground research institute, among scattered spirits.
Tianjin time, April 13, 23:40.
"What on earth are you doing here?" Ren Zuo crossed his fingers and looked speechlessly at You Jian who was eating with hearty appetite below.
"Eat Coca Cola Chicken Wings, a new product from McDonald's."
Lying on the lazy sofa, with a bucket full of chicken wings next to him, You Jian, with greasy hands, used his teeth to tear the crispy skin and tender meat of the chicken wings, and said as he ate: "Alas, I should ask people who have eaten it for their feelings. This is worse than the spicy chicken wings. The salt and pepper chicken wings are the best..."
Ren Zuo was speechless: "Didn't you have dinner?"
You Jian raised his eyebrows slightly: "Do you need to be hungry to eat? Why don't you poop when you need to? As long as you have the heart, you will be hungry at any time."
Ren Zuo curled his lips and said, "Okay, you can eat it if you want, but why do you want to eat here?"
You Jian put down the chicken wings and sighed, "I am worried about you. After all, you only have three hours left to live, so I am in a bad mood and came here to see you off. I ate cola chicken wings because I saw this advertisement. In fact, I also want to eat egg yolk crisps, crayfish, and soy milk..."
Ren Zuo was silent for a moment, then spread his hands and said, "Let me take a step back. Even if you are really in a bad mood, you should have no appetite, not want to eat this and that!"
You Jian spat out a chicken bone, flicked his ten fingers, and washed away all the oil stains on his fingers with his spiritual energy.
He asked casually, "How does it feel?"
Ren Zuo relaxed his body, leaned against the Frozen Throne, looked at the computer screen, and said calmly, "Same as always."
"Still constipated as usual?" You Jian chuckled, but Ren Zuo was neither angry nor laughing.
You Jian pondered for a moment and said, "You have already appeared in the "Top Secret Files", which means you should have at least 30 more birthdays. Let me make it clear first, I never give birthday gifts, only other people give me gifts."
Ren Zuo smiled slightly: "Actually, giving gifts is quite interesting. It is a wonderful pleasure to choose a gift that suits others from your own perspective. For example, I want to give you a tie. I have already chosen the tie and am waiting for your birthday."
You Jian was puzzled: "Why did you give me a tie?"
"With a tie you need to wear a shirt, and with a shirt you need to wear nicer pants. Wearing these might lead you to change your sport coat for a tuxedo. Wearing nice clothes will naturally correct your bad habits."
Ren Zuo said: "When I was a child, I didn't like eating. My mother bought me a set of children's tableware with Pokemon patterns, and I immediately liked eating... The best motivation to change people is not violence and authority, but love and expectation."
You Jian smiled: "As expected of you, you are full of shit. But if I don't wear a tie, won't I be able to break your conspiracy?"
Ren Zuo: "It's a gift from me after all, you should at least show some appreciation, right?"
You Jian said disdainfully: "What do you know? I robbed houses over there and slayed demons here. It is most practical to wear sportswear. It is not convenient to exercise in an evening gown. Unlike a high-handed young master like you, I have already done my best just by killing people and setting fires!"
This You Jian had so many twisted ideas that Ren Zuo was speechless for a moment and could only smile bitterly and said, "Okay, okay, whatever you want."
You Jian said, "But what you said is right. Giving gifts to others can make them change in the direction you expect. For this reason, I can give you a gift."
Ren Zuo: "Very good, what do you want to give me?"
You Jian: "A little skirt."
Ren Zuo was slightly startled: "Huh?"
You Jian dug his ears, blew a breath, and said, "This kind of weird game is very popular on the Internet recently, saying that you can only wear women's clothes zero times or countless times. I even suspect that it is the revival of eunuch culture... Didn't you just say that you should respect the gifts given to you by others? How about this, if you are willing to wear the clothes I give you, then I am willing to wear the tie you give me."
Ren Zuo couldn't help but burst into laughter, and tears came out of the corners of his eyes: "Why is it that your brain only works fast when you are being sarcastic or playing pranks?"
"I turn slowly at other times?"
"You're not turning slowly at other times, it's probably because of brain sclerosis that you can't turn."
Ren Zuo restrained his smile and said gently, "That's enough, leave now, You Jian."
"It's because of you that I let you in. I clearly told you to let me quietly spend these ten hours of darkness and greet tomorrow's dawn alone."
"I don't need comfort, but you did make me feel much better."
You Jian chuckled, stood up from the lazy sofa, shook his head and said, "I'm not here to tease you."
"I know, thank you." Ren Zuo smiled and said, "I didn't expect that the madman back then has now become a considerate... madman."
"People laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others for not seeing through me." You Jian snorted, "Do you think I acted this way on purpose? Yes, I did it on purpose. What I hate most is putting on a mask to please others."
"Others see me the way I look. Whether they like me or hate me, I don't care what they think. I just want to sing the national anthem in KTV and drink fresh juice in the bar! This world is dirty and it's not worth wasting my energy to curry favor with others."
Ren Zuo laughed and said, "They actually took you to KTV and bars, and you actually went...hahahaha."
"It seems like it was around this month two years ago when I saw you in the detention center. You were much more ferocious back then than you are now, baring your teeth and claws, grinning, and thinking everything you saw was full of shady dealings and conspiracies, and you were proud to be the enemy of the whole world..."
"But to me, you are just a bit fierce. You were beaten down by me in just a few rounds."
You Jian curled his lips and said, "I am conserving my energy and avoiding the enemy's attack!"
Ren Zuo shrugged and said, "Yeah, and then you came to harass me every day... It was too early at that time. We were the only two awakened ones in the shelter. We couldn't avoid seeing you, a mad dog."
"But now thinking back, I'm actually glad to have someone of your age around me. After all, I was in a very bad mood at the time, and beating you up helped me to ease a lot of my anger..."
You Jian's face turned pale. He wanted to take action but didn't dare to. However, he felt aggrieved if he didn't do anything. He looked conflicted.
"Perhaps, we are just two people who hurt each other and sympathize with each other." Ren Zuo said calmly: "I lost my family, and you lost yourself."
You Jian sneered: "That can't be considered as mutual harm. The only one who was hurt is me. And I have no family. The whole world belongs to the king, and my home is the country."
"Really..." Ren Zuo was silent for a moment, then said, "I have always wondered if your will has been distorted by your past memories. But because your distorted personality is better than before, everyone lets you go with the flow."
"But over the past two years, I have watched your edges and corners gradually smooth out, watched you be able to taste the taste of truth, goodness and beauty again, watched you find more goals in life... Perhaps, I am wrong, you have already defeated fate."
"You are better than me."
You Jian put his hands in his trouser pockets, looked at Ren Zuo for a while, and suddenly said: "I just compromised."
"I don't want to accept his legacy at all, let alone his memories, but if I continue to dwell on it, my brain will become a mess of jam, so I compromised and then slowly digested it, discarding the dross and retaining the essence."
Ren Zuo raised his eyebrows slightly: "Is this the essence of the matter?"
You Jian seemed to sense what Ren Zuo was thinking and sneered, "You'll never imagine how stupid his bad side is."
"Then my personality changed, my name changed, my goals changed, my hobbies changed, and even my self-proclaimed name changed! It's funny to say that if I was the ordinary me before, I might not care about this kind of compromise at all. But after the change, I hate myself for being so cowardly! At most, I am a moron!"
You Jian looked at Ren Zuo and said through gritted teeth: "Destiny is meant to be trampled upon. I couldn't do it, but seeing you, a squatter, can do it, it's not bad!"
Ren Zuo shook his head and laughed: "'Fate is meant to be trampled upon', sounds like 'Banks are meant to be robbed'..."
"And fate is on your side this time!" You Jian said loudly, "With the example of Xian Gong Ren Han and the future 30 years from now as a guarantee, what are you afraid of!?"
Ren Zuo hummed and said, "I understand and have figured it out. You can leave first."
You Jian said, "Maybe you need to pee and see how stupid your expression is."
Ren Zuo laughed uncontrollably, put his hands over his face, and said with a wry smile: "I'm beginning to wonder how bad your scumbag side is. Is there still room for improvement in your scumbag side?"
He sat next to the Frozen Throne, looked up at the starry sky projection on the ceiling, and said, "You Jian, what is the most beautiful way to die you have ever seen?"
You Jian said: "My sword pierced through the Tianmen acupoint, leaving only a small hole on the forehead."
"The most beautiful way to die I've ever seen is when a person suddenly turns into a bloody mist." Ren Zuo said, "There was no blood, no flesh, no internal organs, nothing at all. Even the bloody mist quickly dissipated, leaving only clothes in its place. It was like some kind of magic show. The person simply hid, somewhere that could never be found."
“Simple beauty, without a trace.”
"I didn't feel any sadness at the time. It was only after a long time that I realized that those who disappeared were actually buried in the bones and blood of the living. They became my strength to move forward."
"And...become my fear."
Ren Zuochang exhaled and said, "Leave. I didn't let you come, not because I was afraid that you would worry."
"I just don't want you to see my ugly appearance."
"Give me some face."
Hearing the plea hidden in Ren Zuo's joke, You Jian nodded expressionlessly, turned around and walked outside.
"It seems like they are going to hold a birthday party for me tomorrow. Please give me some face tomorrow and stop saying foul language or being sarcastic... Forget it, can you please not talk tomorrow?"
You Jian stopped and said, "Not talking?"
Ren Zuo nodded: "No words."
You Jian: “Okay.”
He walked all the way to the door of the scattered spirit room, but did not push the door open to leave.
After hesitating for a long time, You Jian gritted his teeth and turned around and said, "Happy birthday to you... huh?"
The home-style frozen throne that was supported by an iceberg, surrounded by countless ice sculptures of powerful men, and even had waist and neck pillows placed on it, was now empty.
Only the still displaying screen, the hot tea on the stand next to it, and the warmth of the cushion proved that someone had indeed sat on it.
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At the same time, in Los Angeles, which is 15 hours behind Tianjin time, it is now 9 a.m. on April 13, the opening time of Disneyland in California.
The place Ren Suo and his friends played yesterday was not actually Disneyland, but an adventure park with electric facilities and other exciting games. Today they were going to play the real fairy tale world Disneyland.
"Tomorrow's Robbery" is being uploaded. Because the player uses special props in the game, the clearance settlement will be carried out after the game records are uploaded. Please wait...
Ren Suo turned off his phone and heard Lin Xianyu exclaiming, "Wow, can we go into Sleeping Beauty Castle?"
They were now in the central square of the park, and directly to the north was the blue-roofed and white-walled Sleeping Beauty Castle. Gu Yueyan held up a map and said, "There seem to be a lot of souvenir shops in the castle, and after passing through the castle is Fantasyland. But our FP (fast pass) is to reserve a trip to Tomorrowland, so we should go east."
Ren Suo came over to take a look at the map and smacked his lips, "This place is so huge, can we finish playing here in one day?"
Ren Xingmei: "We can take the Superman Agents platoon car to get to other places quickly."
Lin Xianyu sighed and walked away from Ren Suo with a look of disgust. Ren Suo said helplessly, "I'm sorry."
"Saying sorry is useless, what do we need the police for?" Lin Xianyu said angrily, "Will you dare to do it again next time?"
"I'll dare you next time."
The first time she saw Lin Xianyu showing off to Ren Suo, Qiao Muyi asked curiously, "What did Xiao Suo do? Xianyu, why are you so angry?"
"Brother Ren comes to mess with me so early in the morning!" Lin Xianyu said angrily.
Everyone looked at Ren Suo in surprise. “We waited in the room for the whole night, and you waited until we fell asleep to go find Lin Xianyu?”
What is this? You don't want to eat the full banquet at home, but go out to hunt?
However, Ren Suo was calm and composed, and it was obvious that he was a virgin, so Dong Chengling asked, "What happened?"
Lin Xianyu pulled Xiao Jiu over and said with a sad face: "Three hours ago, I, a beautiful girl like a flower, was gently holding Xiao Jiu and enjoying Alice's Adventures in Wonderland..."
Xiao Jiu said indifferently: "Your saliva has made Xiao Jiu's tail wet, and there are more than one."
"Then a sinful hand reached out to me and woke me up abruptly!" Lin Xianyu gritted his teeth and said, "Breaking into the beautiful girl's room and waking her up is fine, but do you know what Brother Ren said to me at that time?"
"What did he say?" Gu Yueyan asked curiously. She knew that Lin Xianyu had a very good temper and was rarely angry under normal circumstances. Once he was angry, he would have an outburst on the spot and would never be angry for several hours to waste his precious gaming life.
"He asked me if I wanted some fried chicken." Lin Xianyu said angrily, "Then he took out a bucket of fried chicken!"
"He woke Xiaojiu up and asked her, but she said she didn't want to eat. Then he ignored the fried chicken bucket and just put it down and left!"
Everyone looked confused and turned to look at Ren Suo. Ren Suo spread his hands and said, "I couldn't sleep early in the morning and wanted to eat fried chicken, so the takeaway delivery brought an extra portion. I thought the rest of you wouldn't like it, so I gave it to Lin Xianyu and Xiaojiu."
As for how Ren Suo got into the room, he didn't say, and no one asked. For cultivators of their level, there are many ways to get into a hotel room.
Of course, the truth is definitely not like this. Ren Suo just wanted to borrow the money from Lin Xianyu and Xiao Jiu, but he had to find an excuse, so he used the unlimited fried chicken meal to change it. Xiao Jiu and Lin Xianyu's strength is not very good, but they are extraordinary people after all. They are almost asleep at 6 o'clock in the morning. If they are touched, they will definitely wake up. It is better for Ren Suo to take the initiative.
Gu Yueyan asked, "Xianyu, are you angry that Mr. Suo entered your room without permission?"
Lin Xianyu nodded heavily: "Yes! That's really disrespectful to me!"
Ren Suo scratched his head: "But there's no alarm clock in the hotel... I can't knock on the door, right?"
Qiao Muyi thought about it, and suddenly asked with a smile: "By the way, since Xiao Suo asked you if you want to eat fried chicken, how did you answer?"
Lin Xianyu paused for a moment and muttered, "Brother Ren bewitched a pretty girl like me who was still asleep and made me eat a whole bucket of fried chicken!"
In fact, it was Ren Suo who used the magic fragrance of the charm sound and fragrance, and used questions to make Lin Xianyu calm down quickly.
"It's a whole bucket!" Lin Xianyu said indignantly, "God knows why it tastes so good! How long do I have to practice and exercise to lose these skyrocketing calories?"
"It's all Brother Ren's fault. He used fried chicken to mess with me so early in the morning! And he said he would dare to do it again next time!"
Ren Suo said: "But only you and I eat anytime and anywhere, and you are still in the growth period, so it's better to eat more." He laid enough foreshadowing for himself to ask Lin Xianyu for help in the future.
Lin Xianyu said angrily: "You feed milk to the squad leader and you feed fried chicken to me. Is this what a human being does!?"
Gu Yueyan's pretty face instantly turned red. Ren Suo was stunned for a moment: "I don't even drink milk myself, why would I give it to Yueyan..."
"Alright." Ren Xingmei pulled Ren Suo away and said excitedly, "If we don't leave now, our FP will expire!"
We took the spaceship Starflighter 1000 for an interstellar roaming, but no one was a fan of "Star Wars", so we played it once and then ended it. Then we excitedly went to play Buzz Lightyear vs. King Zack. There was a child at the scene who loudly asked why King Zack was not an angel, but a big toy that looked like a devil.
Experience space travel on Space Mountain, drive the cars of Cars and go on a rampage. The most exciting one is Splash Mountain, where you can ride a log boat through the forest and experience a 47° tilted rapids, which will cause raindrops all over the sky.
However, no one bought raincoats. After all, even Xiaojiu and Lin Xianyu among them could use the clothes to keep out the rain. The other passengers who were soaked even in raincoats saw them leave without getting a single drop of wet, and they deeply wondered if they were victims of counterfeit goods.
When buying peripherals at Minnie's House, Ren Suo picked up a rabbit ear and suddenly became fearful. He secretly walked behind Dong Chengling and put it on her.
Dong Chengling was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at the mirror, touched the rabbit ears a little uncomfortably, and asked, "Does it look good?"
"It's the most beautiful in the world." Ren Suo laughed.
Qiao Muyi coughed beside him, and Ren Suo looked around the store and soon found an ornament suitable for Qiao Muyi: "Mr. Mu, come here!"
Qiao Muyi looked at herself in the mirror wearing the crown, feeling happy but expressionless, and asked, "Does it look good?"
"nice!"
"No evaluation? No. 1 in the world or something like that."
"Emm..." Ren Suo thought for a moment: "As beautiful as a fairy from heaven?"
"Your ability to give compliments is as poor as that of a dwarf." Qiao Muyi hugged Ren Suo, a smile flashing across her eyes: "I'll punish you by making you eat a poisoned apple."
"Poisoned apple?"
"The color of my lipstick today is apple red."
Suddenly, a gentle meow sounded. Ren Suo and Qiao Muyi turned their heads and saw Gu Yueyan wearing cat ears and covering her face with large cat paw gloves. Lin Xianyu beside her encouraged her, "Very good! Do it again! It sounds super nice!"
"No!" Gu Yueyan said angrily, "I won't wear this anymore!"
At this time, Lin Xianyu whispered something in Gu Yueyan's ear. Gu Yueyan subconsciously glanced at Ren Suo, blushed and continued to wear cat ears and cat claw gloves, and then went to buy accessories such as anklets and bracelets.
After successfully seducing the innocent squad leader to fall into evil step by step, Lin Xianyu giggled, and suddenly saw something and said in surprise: "Little Xingxing, you..."
Ren Xingmei, who was wearing a dark blue princess dress, shrugged: "You can buy Elsa's dress from Frozen here, it's very realistic."
Lin Xianyu said enviously: "You can buy it, but that's a price that bothers me... But Xiao Xingxing, do you think it's suitable to wear?"
"It fits. I can say it's just right." Ren Xingmei fiddled with her skirt in front of the mirror, attracting many tourists to watch and take photos. Today Ren Xingmei happened to have a ponytail. Although her hair was not blonde, her temperament was quite consistent with the animation character.
Lin Xianyu: "But this set of clothes should be considered children's clothing... right?"
Ren Xingmei said calmly: "It's a girl's outfit."
“Really? It’s written there.”
"It's girlish clothes."
"All right."
In the afternoon, we went to visit the Wild Continent, Adventure World, and Fantasy Continent, and it got dark quickly.
By the time Ren Suo and the others finished their meal, it was almost 8 o'clock.
The colorful lights and floats parade and fireworks show were about to begin, so they strolled to the central square where Sleeping Beauty Castle was, which was the best viewing point.
"Aren't there too many people?" Ren Suo couldn't help scratching his head as he looked at the dense crowd in front of him.
There were many tourists who had the same idea as them. In addition, in order to free up space for the floats to move, there was only a small area in the central square where people could stop. Tourists either stood far away to watch or squeezed out to watch.
Everyone looked at each other, and Qiao Muyi said, "If we want to get closer, we can definitely ask the people in front to make room for us."
The others understood Qiao Muyi's intention instantly: when she said she was giving way, she was actually using the fourth level of aura to force the passengers in front to give way.
Dong Chengling shook his head: "No. Let's choose another place with a better view?"
Qiao Muyi spread her hands and said, "The good places must be taken. We finally come to Disneyland, we can't leave any regrets, right?"
Just when everyone was about to argue, Ren Suo suddenly said, "Let's go there."
Everyone followed his direction and saw Sleeping Beauty Castle, the tallest building in the central square.
"Can we enter the castle tower?" Lin Xianyu asked.
"Ordinary people shouldn't be allowed in." Ren Xingmei said, "But we... have Teacher Dong."
Then everyone teleported one by one to the upper floors of the tower of Sleeping Beauty Castle in a corner where no one else could see.
The tower is not open to the public, but it is not deserted. There are tables and chairs inside, and even air conditioning. It seems to be a rest room for the staff.
Lin Xianyu leaned against the windowsill and said with a hint of longing: "Watching the fireworks show in the castle... I finally achieved one of the items on my dream list!"
Gu Yueyan asked curiously: "Dream list? Do you have many dreams?"
Can salted fish also have dreams?
"Yes!" Lin Xianyu said, "For example, becoming an omniscient and omnipotent super god, or supporting yourself by playing games every day, or finding a lover who is a perfect match for you..."
Gu Yueyan's mouth twitched: "This should be your daydream list, right?"
Ren Xingmei said reluctantly: "After watching this show, my Disney trip is completely over."
Xiao Jiu held up the black cat and said, "Xiao Jiu wants to do it again! Luna wants to do it again after she becomes a human!"
Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "Then come again, but next time you don't have to travel so far. There are Disney parks in Shenhai and Hong Kong, and there are also Disney parks in Tokyo, and they have different themes."
Dong Chengling looked at Ren Suo and asked with a smile: "Suo, do you want to come again?"
"certainly."
Ren Suo said softly, "Next time, we'll bring the whole family along."
At this moment, everyone felt their phones vibrate. Ren Suo took out his phone and saw a message pop up on the screen:
The person you follow, 'Renesse', has contributed a new video.
Lin Xianyu was surprised and said, "Four videos in half a month, this Ren Nesser is as prolific as a sow."
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