Tianjin, underground research institute, among scattered spirits.

Tianjin time, April 13, 23:40.

"What on earth are you doing here?" Ren Zuo crossed his fingers and looked speechlessly at You Jian who was eating with hearty appetite below.

"Eat Coca Cola Chicken Wings, a new product from McDonald's."

Lying on the lazy sofa, with a bucket full of chicken wings next to him, You Jian, with greasy hands, used his teeth to tear the crispy skin and tender meat of the chicken wings, and said as he ate: "Alas, I should ask people who have eaten it for their feelings. This is worse than the spicy chicken wings. The salt and pepper chicken wings are the best..."

Ren Zuo was speechless: "Didn't you have dinner?"

You Jian raised his eyebrows slightly: "Do you need to be hungry to eat? Why don't you poop when you need to? As long as you have the heart, you will be hungry at any time."

Ren Zuo curled his lips and said, "Okay, you can eat it if you want, but why do you want to eat here?"

You Jian put down the chicken wings and sighed, "I am worried about you. After all, you only have three hours left to live, so I am in a bad mood and came here to see you off. I ate cola chicken wings because I saw this advertisement. In fact, I also want to eat egg yolk crisps, crayfish, and soy milk..."

Ren Zuo was silent for a moment, then spread his hands and said, "Let me take a step back. Even if you are really in a bad mood, you should have no appetite, not want to eat this and that!"

You Jian spat out a chicken bone, flicked his ten fingers, and washed away all the oil stains on his fingers with his spiritual energy.

He asked casually, "How does it feel?"

Ren Zuo relaxed his body, leaned against the Frozen Throne, looked at the computer screen, and said calmly, "Same as always."

"Still constipated as usual?" You Jian chuckled, but Ren Zuo was neither angry nor laughing.

You Jian pondered for a moment and said, "You have already appeared in the "Top Secret Files", which means you should have at least 30 more birthdays. Let me make it clear first, I never give birthday gifts, only other people give me gifts."

Ren Zuo smiled slightly: "Actually, giving gifts is quite interesting. It is a wonderful pleasure to choose a gift that suits others from your own perspective. For example, I want to give you a tie. I have already chosen the tie and am waiting for your birthday."

You Jian was puzzled: "Why did you give me a tie?"

"With a tie you need to wear a shirt, and with a shirt you need to wear nicer pants. Wearing these might lead you to change your sport coat for a tuxedo. Wearing nice clothes will naturally correct your bad habits."

Ren Zuo said: "When I was a child, I didn't like eating. My mother bought me a set of children's tableware with Pokemon patterns, and I immediately liked eating... The best motivation to change people is not violence and authority, but love and expectation."

You Jian smiled: "As expected of you, you are full of shit. But if I don't wear a tie, won't I be able to break your conspiracy?"

Ren Zuo: "It's a gift from me after all, you should at least show some appreciation, right?"

You Jian said disdainfully: "What do you know? I robbed houses over there and slayed demons here. It is most practical to wear sportswear. It is not convenient to exercise in an evening gown. Unlike a high-handed young master like you, I have already done my best just by killing people and setting fires!"

This You Jian had so many twisted ideas that Ren Zuo was speechless for a moment and could only smile bitterly and said, "Okay, okay, whatever you want."

You Jian said, "But what you said is right. Giving gifts to others can make them change in the direction you expect. For this reason, I can give you a gift."

Ren Zuo: "Very good, what do you want to give me?"

You Jian: "A little skirt."

Ren Zuo was slightly startled: "Huh?"

You Jian dug his ears, blew a breath, and said, "This kind of weird game is very popular on the Internet recently, saying that you can only wear women's clothes zero times or countless times. I even suspect that it is the revival of eunuch culture... Didn't you just say that you should respect the gifts given to you by others? How about this, if you are willing to wear the clothes I give you, then I am willing to wear the tie you give me."

Ren Zuo couldn't help but burst into laughter, and tears came out of the corners of his eyes: "Why is it that your brain only works fast when you are being sarcastic or playing pranks?"

"I turn slowly at other times?"

"You're not turning slowly at other times, it's probably because of brain sclerosis that you can't turn."

Ren Zuo restrained his smile and said gently, "That's enough, leave now, You Jian."

"It's because of you that I let you in. I clearly told you to let me quietly spend these ten hours of darkness and greet tomorrow's dawn alone."

"I don't need comfort, but you did make me feel much better."

You Jian chuckled, stood up from the lazy sofa, shook his head and said, "I'm not here to tease you."

"I know, thank you." Ren Zuo smiled and said, "I didn't expect that the madman back then has now become a considerate... madman."

"People laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others for not seeing through me." You Jian snorted, "Do you think I acted this way on purpose? Yes, I did it on purpose. What I hate most is putting on a mask to please others."

"Others see me the way I look. Whether they like me or hate me, I don't care what they think. I just want to sing the national anthem in KTV and drink fresh juice in the bar! This world is dirty and it's not worth wasting my energy to curry favor with others."

Ren Zuo laughed and said, "They actually took you to KTV and bars, and you actually went...hahahaha."

"It seems like it was around this month two years ago when I saw you in the detention center. You were much more ferocious back then than you are now, baring your teeth and claws, grinning, and thinking everything you saw was full of shady dealings and conspiracies, and you were proud to be the enemy of the whole world..."

"But to me, you are just a bit fierce. You were beaten down by me in just a few rounds."

You Jian curled his lips and said, "I am conserving my energy and avoiding the enemy's attack!"

Ren Zuo shrugged and said, "Yeah, and then you came to harass me every day... It was too early at that time. We were the only two awakened ones in the shelter. We couldn't avoid seeing you, a mad dog."

"But now thinking back, I'm actually glad to have someone of your age around me. After all, I was in a very bad mood at the time, and beating you up helped me to ease a lot of my anger..."

You Jian's face turned pale. He wanted to take action but didn't dare to. However, he felt aggrieved if he didn't do anything. He looked conflicted.

"Perhaps, we are just two people who hurt each other and sympathize with each other." Ren Zuo said calmly: "I lost my family, and you lost yourself."

You Jian sneered: "That can't be considered as mutual harm. The only one who was hurt is me. And I have no family. The whole world belongs to the king, and my home is the country."

"Really..." Ren Zuo was silent for a moment, then said, "I have always wondered if your will has been distorted by your past memories. But because your distorted personality is better than before, everyone lets you go with the flow."

"But over the past two years, I have watched your edges and corners gradually smooth out, watched you be able to taste the taste of truth, goodness and beauty again, watched you find more goals in life... Perhaps, I am wrong, you have already defeated fate."

"You are better than me."

You Jian put his hands in his trouser pockets, looked at Ren Zuo for a while, and suddenly said: "I just compromised."

"I don't want to accept his legacy at all, let alone his memories, but if I continue to dwell on it, my brain will become a mess of jam, so I compromised and then slowly digested it, discarding the dross and retaining the essence."

Ren Zuo raised his eyebrows slightly: "Is this the essence of the matter?"

You Jian seemed to sense what Ren Zuo was thinking and sneered, "You'll never imagine how stupid his bad side is."

"Then my personality changed, my name changed, my goals changed, my hobbies changed, and even my self-proclaimed name changed! It's funny to say that if I was the ordinary me before, I might not care about this kind of compromise at all. But after the change, I hate myself for being so cowardly! At most, I am a moron!"

You Jian looked at Ren Zuo and said through gritted teeth: "Destiny is meant to be trampled upon. I couldn't do it, but seeing you, a squatter, can do it, it's not bad!"

Ren Zuo shook his head and laughed: "'Fate is meant to be trampled upon', sounds like 'Banks are meant to be robbed'..."

"And fate is on your side this time!" You Jian said loudly, "With the example of Xian Gong Ren Han and the future 30 years from now as a guarantee, what are you afraid of!?"

Ren Zuo hummed and said, "I understand and have figured it out. You can leave first."

You Jian said, "Maybe you need to pee and see how stupid your expression is."

Ren Zuo laughed uncontrollably, put his hands over his face, and said with a wry smile: "I'm beginning to wonder how bad your scumbag side is. Is there still room for improvement in your scumbag side?"

He sat next to the Frozen Throne, looked up at the starry sky projection on the ceiling, and said, "You Jian, what is the most beautiful way to die you have ever seen?"

You Jian said: "My sword pierced through the Tianmen acupoint, leaving only a small hole on the forehead."

"The most beautiful way to die I've ever seen is when a person suddenly turns into a bloody mist." Ren Zuo said, "There was no blood, no flesh, no internal organs, nothing at all. Even the bloody mist quickly dissipated, leaving only clothes in its place. It was like some kind of magic show. The person simply hid, somewhere that could never be found."

“简单美丽，无影无踪。”

“当时根本感觉不到悲伤，只有在过了很久很久之后，才意识到那些消失的人其实是被埋在活着的人的骨血里，变成我继续前进的力量。”

“以及……变成我的恐惧。”

任座长呼一口气，说道：“离开吧，我不让你们来，不是害怕你们担心。”

“我只是不希望，被你们看见我的丑态。”

“给我留点面子吧。”

听出任座玩笑中隐含的哀求，游戬面无表情地点点头，转身往外面走去。

“明天他们好像要为我举行生日派对，你明天给我个面子，不许嘴臭不许毒舌……算了，你明天能不能别说话？”

游戬站定脚步：“不说话？”

任座点点头：“不说话。”

游戬：“行。”

他一路走到散灵之间门口，却没有推门离开。

犹豫了很久，游戬才狠狠一咬牙，转头说道：“祝你生日……嗯？”

那个被冰山托起，被无数强者冰雕环绕瞩目，甚至还放着腰枕颈枕坐垫的家居型冰封王座，此时此刻，已经空无一人。

只有仍在显示的屏幕，旁边支架放着的热茶，以及坐垫的温热，证明刚才的确有人坐在上面。

……

……

与此同时，被天京时间慢15小时的洛杉矶，现在正是4月13日上午9点，到达加州迪士尼乐园的开园时间。

任索他们昨天玩的其实不算是迪士尼乐园，而是以电动设施等刺激游戏为主的冒险乐园，今天要玩才是真正的童话世界迪士尼乐园。

《明日之劫》正在上传，因玩家动用游戏内特殊道具，游戏记录上传完毕后再进行通关结算，请稍候……

任索关掉手机，听见林羡鱼在发出惊呼：“哇，我们可以进去睡美人城堡吗？”

他们现在位于乐园的中央广场，正北面就是蓝顶白墙的睡美人城堡。古月言拿着地图说道：“城堡里好像是有很多纪念品店铺，穿过城堡之后就是幻想大陆。但我们的fp（快速通道）是预约去明日世界，应该往东走。”

任索凑过来看了一眼地图，咂舌道：“这里好大啊，一天玩的完吗？”

任星美：“我们可以坐超人特工队列车快速到达其他地方。”

林羡鱼噫了一声，一脸嫌弃地远离任索。任索无奈道：“对不起咯。”

“说对不起有用，还要警察干什么？”林羡鱼生气道：“你下次还敢不敢？”

“下次还敢。”

第一次见林羡鱼对任索张牙舞爪，乔木依好奇问道：“小索做什么了？羡鱼你这么生气。”

“任大哥一大早就来搞我！”林羡鱼气鼓鼓地说道。

大家惊讶地看向任索我们在房间等了一晚上，结果你等我们睡着后去找林羡鱼？

这算什么？家里有满汉全席一口不吃，非要出去打野？

然而任索老神在在，一脸淡定，一看就是处男，所以东承灵问道：“到底发生什么事？”

只见林羡鱼拉过小玖，一脸哀伤地说道：“三个小时前，我一个如花似玉的美少女，正温柔地抱着小玖畅游爱丽丝梦游仙境……”

小玖冷漠地说道：“你口水弄得小玖尾巴都湿哒哒，而且还不止一条。”

“然后一只罪恶的手伸向我，居然硬生生摇醒我！”林羡鱼咬牙切齿地说道：“擅闯美少女的房间，摇醒熟睡的美少女都算了，你们知道任大哥那时候对我说了什么吗？”

“说了什么？”古月言好奇问道，她可是知道林羡鱼脾气很好，一般情况下几乎不会生气，一旦生气就要当场发作，绝不会生气几个小时来浪费自己宝贵的游戏人生。

“他问我要不要吃炸鸡。”林羡鱼超级生气地说道：“然后他拿出了一个炸鸡桶！”

“他摇醒小玖问了一句，小玖说不吃。然后他居然没管炸鸡桶，直接放下就走了，走了！”

大家听得一脸茫然，转头看向任索，任索摊手说道：“我一大早睡不着想吃炸鸡，送来的外卖多了一份。我觉得你们其他人都不爱吃，所以拿给林羡鱼和小玖了。”

至于任索怎么进房间，他没说，大家也没问他们这种层次的修士想进入酒店房间，方法多得是。

当然真相肯定不是这样，任索只是想找林羡鱼和小玖借运氪金，但总要找个借口，所以用无限炸鸡套餐变了一份出来。小玖和林羡鱼实力是不咋样，但好歹也是超凡者，早上6点也睡得差不多，被人碰到肯定会醒的，还不如任索主动点。

古月言问道：“羡鱼你是生气索先生擅自进入你的房间吗？”

林羡鱼重重点头：“是！实在太不尊重我了！”

任索挠挠头：“但酒店又没有闹铃……总不能拍门吧？”

乔木依想了想，忽然笑问道：“对了，既然小索问你吃不吃炸鸡，那你是怎么回答的？”

林羡鱼滞了一下，嘟囔道：“任大哥蛊惑我这个还没睡醒的美少女，害我足足吃了一桶炸鸡！”

其实是任索用了魅音幻香的若只如初见，用问题来让林羡鱼迅速安静下来。

“足足一桶啊！”林羡鱼一脸悲愤：“天知道为什么会这么好吃我要修炼多久运动多久才能这暴增的卡路里减下去啊！”

“都怪任大哥，一大早用炸鸡来搞我！而且他说下次还敢！”

任索说道：“但也就你跟我是会随时随地进食的嘛，而且你还在发育期嘛，多吃点好。”他为自己以后找林羡鱼借运埋下了足够的伏笔。

林羡鱼生气道：“你给班长喂牛奶，给我就喂炸鸡，这是人干的事吗！？”

古月言瞬间俏脸通红，任索愣了一下：“我自己都不喝牛奶，怎么会给月言……”

“好啦。”任星美直接拉走任索，兴奋地说道：“再不走我们的fp就过期了！”

乘坐宇宙船星际飞行者1000进行星际漫游，不过大家都不是《星球大战》粉，玩了一遍就结束了，然后兴冲冲去玩巴斯光年大战扎克天王现场有孩子大声问扎克天王为什么不是天使，而是长得像恶魔的大玩具。

体验宇宙旅行的太空山，驾驶汽车总动员的汽车横冲直撞，最刺激的是飞溅山，乘坐原木船穿越森林，并且要经历一次47°倾斜的激流勇进，**起漫天雨花。

不过大家都没买防雨衣，毕竟他们之中就连小玖和林羡鱼都能施放衣挡雨，其他穿了防雨衣也湿透的旅客们看见他们毫发无湿地离开，深切疑惑自己是不是正版商品的受害者。

在米妮之家买周边的时候，任索拿起一个兔耳朵，忽然恶向胆边生，偷偷走到东承灵后面为她戴上。

东承灵愣了一下，转过头看向镜子，有点不适应地摸了摸兔耳朵，问道：“好看吗？”

“天下第一好看。”任索嘿嘿笑道。

乔木依在旁边咳嗽一声，任索在商店里找了找，很快便找到一个适合乔木依的饰品：“木公子，来！”

乔木依看着镜子里的自己戴着王冠，心里美滋滋但脸上却面无表情，问道：“好看吗？”

“好看！”

“没有评价吗？天下第一之类的。”

“emmm……”任索想了想：“天外飞仙般好看？”

“你的赞美能力跟小矮人一样低劣。”乔木依搂住任索，目光流转间的笑意洋溢而出：“罚你吃毒苹果。”

“毒苹果？”

“我今天唇膏的色号是苹果红哦。”

忽然，一声婉转的喵叫声响起，任索和乔木依转过头看去，发现古月言戴着猫耳朵，用大猫爪手套捂住脸，旁边林羡鱼在鼓励她：“很好！再来一次！超级好听的！”

“不要！”古月言气鼓鼓地说道：“我不戴这个了！”

这时候林羡鱼在古月言耳边悄悄说了什么，古月言下意识看了任索一眼，脸红红地继续戴着猫耳朵和猫爪手套，然后还去买了脚环、手环之类的饰品。

成功勾引纯情班长一步步恶堕，林羡鱼嘻嘻一笑，忽然看见什么，惊讶说道：“小星星你这个……”

穿着深蓝公主裙装的任星美耸耸肩：“这里可以买《冰雪奇缘》艾莎的裙子，非常还原呢。”

林羡鱼羡慕说道：“买是可以买，但那是一个让我感觉打扰了的价格啊……但小星星你觉得穿着合适吗？”

“合适啊，可以说刚刚好。”任星美在镜子前摆弄裙子，引起不少旅客的围观拍照今天任星美刚好留了马尾辫，虽然不是金发，但气质上颇为契合动画角色。

林羡鱼：“但这套衣服应该算是童装……吧？”

任星美平静说道：“是少女装。”

“真的啊，那里都写着”

“是少女装。”

“好吧。”

下午去游玩荒野大陆、探险世界、幻想大陆几个区域，天色很快暗下来。

等任索他们吃完饭，已经将近8点了。

The colorful lights and floats parade and fireworks show were about to begin, so they strolled to the central square where Sleeping Beauty Castle was, which was the best viewing point.

"Aren't there too many people?" Ren Suo couldn't help scratching his head as he looked at the dense crowd in front of him.

There were many tourists who had the same idea as them. In addition, in order to free up space for the floats to move, there was only a small area in the central square where people could stop. Tourists either stood far away to watch or squeezed out to watch.

Everyone looked at each other, and Qiao Muyi said, "If we want to get closer, we can definitely ask the people in front to make room for us."

The others understood Qiao Muyi's intention instantly: when she said she was giving way, she was actually using the fourth level of aura to force the passengers in front to give way.

Dong Chengling shook his head: "No. Let's choose another place with a better view?"

Qiao Muyi spread her hands and said, "The good places must be taken. We finally come to Disneyland, we can't leave any regrets, right?"

Just when everyone was about to argue, Ren Suo suddenly said, "Let's go there."

Everyone followed his direction and saw Sleeping Beauty Castle, the tallest building in the central square.

"Can we enter the castle tower?" Lin Xianyu asked.

"Ordinary people shouldn't be allowed in." Ren Xingmei said, "But we... have Teacher Dong."

Then everyone teleported one by one to the upper floors of the tower of Sleeping Beauty Castle in a corner where no one else could see.

The tower is not open to the public, but it is not deserted. There are tables and chairs inside, and even air conditioning. It seems to be a rest room for the staff.

Lin Xianyu leaned against the windowsill and said with a hint of longing: "Watching the fireworks show in the castle... I finally achieved one of the items on my dream list!"

Gu Yueyan asked curiously: "Dream list? Do you have many dreams?"

Can salted fish also have dreams?

"Yes!" Lin Xianyu said, "For example, becoming an omniscient and omnipotent super god, or supporting yourself by playing games every day, or finding a lover who is a perfect match for you..."

Gu Yueyan's mouth twitched: "This should be your daydream list, right?"

Ren Xingmei said reluctantly: "After watching this show, my Disney trip is completely over."

Xiao Jiu held up the black cat and said, "Xiao Jiu wants to do it again! Luna wants to do it again after she becomes a human!"

Qiao Muyi smiled and said, "Then come again, but next time you don't have to travel so far. There are Disney parks in Shenhai and Hong Kong, and there are also Disney parks in Tokyo, and they have different themes."

Dong Chengling looked at Ren Suo and asked with a smile: "Suo, do you want to come again?"

"certainly."

Ren Suo said softly, "Next time, we'll bring the whole family along."

At this moment, everyone felt their phones vibrate. Ren Suo took out his phone and saw a message pop up on the screen:

The person you follow, 'Renesse', has contributed a new video.

Lin Xianyu was surprised and said, "Four videos in half a month, this Ren Nesser is as prolific as a sow."