Chapter 878 Ren Suo was caught red-handed



Stepping out of the bathtub and carefully drying the water droplets on her body with a large towel, Lin Xianyu walked to the mirror, biting the hair band and using a hair dryer to make her hair smooth.

She thought about it and decided not to tie her hair into a high ponytail again. Instead, she tied her hair into a side ponytail that fell to the side of her shoulder. It was the kind of particularly dangerous hairstyle that often appeared in anime for good wives and mothers. It was one of the few hairstyles that would not get in her way even when she lay down.

Lin Xianyu looked at the clothes in the clothes basket and his face suddenly turned dark.

No clothes, just a set of blood-guillotined underwear! ?

Alas, the shy little brother who would blush when helping me treat my arm is gone forever.

Lin Xianyu walked out of the bathroom angrily and shouted, "Brother Ren, you're a pervert!"

In the bedroom, Ren Suo was lying on the lazy sofa playing console games. He said calmly, "What's wrong with a man being perverted?"

Lin Xianyu rolled around on the bed in a bad mood, glanced at the screen, and asked, "Why are you playing Super Mario all of a sudden?"

Ren Suo said, "Let's review it. Xiaotian is almost old enough. It's time to take him to review the classic games I like."

Lin Xianyu curled the corners of his mouth: "You might as well count on Xiao Xingshi and Xiao Wuxia, Xiao Xiyue and Xiao Heiyin will also be fine. Xiaotian... Xiaotian probably has no interest in playing games."

Ren Suo was a little distressed. "But the story of a father taking his son to revisit the classic games of the old times is something I've been looking forward to for a long time... This is a plan I prepared after Xiaotian was born. I have already calculated what games to play at his age. First, it was puzzle games, then the classic Chinese emotional RPGs, and then..."

Lin Xianyu said: "I think this is like your father sharing Teresa Teng's songs with you. The huge gap and difference in aesthetics doom you to never understand each other. But if it was Xiaotian, he might pity his father who lives in the old times, and finish the game seriously, and even write a review to let his father get the joy of sharing."

Ren Suo: "...Your ability to complain is no less than that of Master Mu."

Lin Xianyu: "I have always been good at complaining, but I am not as good at fighting as Sister Qiao, so I only dare to complain in my heart and dare not say it out loud."

Ren Suo: "Aren't you afraid of being beaten by me?"

Lin Xianyu: "Then hurry up, why do you think I'm telling you so much? I've already washed and put on your favorite underwear, and you're still playing Super Mario?"

Ren Suo quickly threw away the handle and climbed onto the bed, but Lin Xianyu pushed him away first and asked, "Are you sure you'll have no problem tonight?"

Ren Suo made an 'ok' gesture, "I have made all the necessary preparations and I guarantee there will be no mistakes."

Lin Xianyu tilted his head and looked at him: "Actually, you have five beautiful wives at home, why did you come to me?"

Ren Suo spread his hands: "I was kicked out..."

Lin Xianyu snorted: "You only remembered me after being kicked out?"

Speaking of the relationship between Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu, it was also quite strange. They actually had no intention of developing in this direction, but when they were playing a two-player team game a few years ago, they were so excited that they got 140 points for the first time after completing the game, and then they rolled to a ** without knowing what was going on.

There was no romance, no thrills, and not even any romance. They just became perfect friends while playing together, as natural as Ao-chan and Tu-jun.

Moreover, Lin Xianyu's demands are very small. Not to mention Luna, Qiao Muyi, and Gu Yueyan, the three ruthless reapers who made Ren Suo desperate and devoted his life to them, even Ren Xingmei who only likes to be clingy and the quiet Dong Chengling are more lustful than Lin Xianyu.

Unless Ren Suo took the initiative to find her, Lin Xianyu would only look for Ren Suo once every two or three months to discuss the love game. Due to the low frequency, their underground relationship lasted for two or three years and has not been discovered yet.

In fact, this also has a lot to do with the complexity of Ren Suo's family. After all, even if one of his wives found that Ren Suo suddenly disappeared, they would guess that Ren Suo went to deliver takeout to other wives. How could they have thought that such good things would go to outsiders?

"But seriously, why did you take the initiative to come to me?" Lin Xianyu asked seriously, with her hands on her hips, "Although I am beautiful, they are also beautiful, and you can rotate every day, but you still come to me from time to time... Is this what it means that domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers?"

Ren Suo thought for a moment and said, "How should I put it... To me, there is no such thing as which one is more fragrant. You all give me unique feelings."

"Cheng Ling is like a pool of spring water, lingering and endless aftertaste; Yue Yan is like strawberry-flavored ice cream, so sweet that it melts me; my sister is like a cantaloupe in summer, refreshing, sweet and hearty; Mu Gongzi is the sea, sometimes stormy, sometimes calm, sometimes whirlpool, sometimes tornado, and must not be angered; Luna, Luna is a little more powerful, basically I turn into spring water, ice cream, cantaloupe and the sea to take care of her."

"And Xianyu, you are different from them. You are a cloud basking in the sun." Ren Suo paused and added, "Same as me."

Lin Xianyu: "You mean you're having a blast?"

Ren Suo: "Uh...if you insist on understanding it this way, it's not impossible."

Lin Xianyu looked at Ren Suo with disdain and shook his head. "So many years have passed, and you still haven't made any progress, Brother Ren. You used to dare to propose to five people at once, but now you can talk about the user experience of your five wives in front of women as if nothing happened. You are really perverted."

Ren Suo: "I'm not saying anything bad about them! And you're the one asking me why I came to see you!"

Lin Xianyu: "You just need to say 'because Miss Xianyu is a beauty that only appears once in four thousand years'! I will accept this reason!"

Ren Suo: "...If you use it with conscience, you will have less. We can't waste it like this."

Lin Xianyu: "I'll give you a chance to reorganize your words, otherwise you'll have to sleep on the sofa in the living room tonight."

Ren Suo fought back with a dirty joke: "Oh? Do you mean to move the battlefield to the living room tonight?"

Although the two were bickering, they did not stop fighting. However, at this time, Lin Xianyu suddenly pushed him away.

Lin Xianyu turned his head and thought for a while, then asked, "Did you bring that?"

It took Ren Suo three seconds to figure out what Lin Xianyu was talking about: "No. Why would we monks bring that?"

Lin Xianyu kicked Ren Suo away and pulled the quilt over himself: "No, it seems like it's my dangerous period today, you should sleep in the living room."

Ren Suo was dumbfounded. "Wait, Xianyu, think carefully about our cultivation base! I am at least a rank 6 cultivator now, and you are a rank 5 cultivator. Do you know how low our chances of hitting the target with one shot are? Anyway, there are so many digits after the decimal point that I can't count them all."

Lin Xianyu was not deceived by Ren Suo at all. He shook his head and said, "Probability is only meaningful for social statistics. It has no reference value when it comes to individual individuals."

She glanced at Ren Suo and said, "Besides, even if our chances are low, can they be lower than yours and Luna's? Little Black Odane is simply a miracle of biology. The probability of 100 consecutive draws all being SSR is higher than the probability of you giving birth to Little Black Odane."

Ren Suo smiled awkwardly. In the past ten years, his family was the only one that had the fruit of love between humans and monsters.

Lin Xianyu muttered, "What's more, I am the luckiest king, and you are the unlucky king. When we are together, even if the good doesn't work, the bad will. Maybe it will really happen."

Ren Suo pondered for a while, then slept next to Lin Xianyu and said, "Well...if you have one, then you can move to our house."

Lin Xianyu snorted: "I have my own big flat and I don't want to live in it. Why do I have to squeeze into your villa? Even though your house is much bigger than mine..."

Ren Suo: "I mean I will take care of you for the rest of your life."

Lin Xianyu shook his head: "I don't really want to eat your rice."

Ren Suo propped up his head and looked at her: "So what do you want? I've always wanted to ask you when you'll marry me. Although I have reservations every night, that's only at night. Xianyu and I are both unemployed vagrants who play games full-time. Daytime is our turn. We can do that in broad daylight, and it won't conflict with their arrangements."

Lin Xianyu: "...Who told you that I would definitely marry you?"

Ren Suo was shocked: "Do you still think you can escape from my grasp?"

Lin Xianyu sighed: "What kind of villain from some stupid Chinese TV series are you? I'm starting to get scared."

Ren Suo said seriously: "Don't be afraid, I'm not a good person."

Lin Xianyu chuckled and said helplessly: "But I'm really not ready yet."

"Your appearance disrupted my life plan. Although I didn't have any life plan to begin with, but... I never thought that I would become one-sixth of someone else. No, maybe one-seventh in the future." Lin Xianyu cupped his hands: "I used to think you were Zhang Wuji, but I didn't expect you to be Lord Wei!"

Ren Suo smiled awkwardly: "How can there be seven..."

"You can save these words to fool ghosts." Lin Xianyu snorted, and then said: "Besides, I am also a girl, I still have some fantasies about getting married... and you have shattered all my fantasies."

Ren Suo was not convinced: "How did I fail to shatter your fantasy? Happiness, loyalty, mutual support, and respect for each other, what didn't I achieve?"

Lin Xianyu couldn't help but twitch his lips: "Does your loyalty mean inviting more women to marry together? Is it because you can't get enough people to play mahjong in your family?"

"I'm not such a casual man!" Ren Suo said, "You're the only new candidate in the past ten years!"

"Now that you put it that way, it seems like you're quite loyal." Lin Xianyu complained.

The two laughed for a while, then Ren Suo stopped smiling and asked seriously, "So what are you going to do?"

“I don’t know.” Lin Xianyu said faintly, “It’s quite fun to just play around with you, but if I marry you… I always feel like I’ve lost.”

Lin Xianyu's mood was really complicated.

First of all, she knew that it was impossible for her to leave Ren Suo. The small world game console alone meant that they were destined to be infinitely entangled and inseparable in this life, just like the double helix structure of DNA.

Emotionally, Lin Xianyu knew very early on that Ren Suo was her soul mate who perfectly matched her in every way, and they were each other's missing half.

Even without experiencing hardships such as separation and death, Lin Xianyu has already determined that Ren Suo is her ideal person in the world.

On the contrary, jealousy and other issues are easier to resolve. After all, ten years have passed, Ren Suo already has five children, and Lin Xianyu's worldview has been shattered and reconstructed countless times. Although she sounds quite dissatisfied, she has actually completely accepted the fact that she was taken advantage of by Ren Suo.

But Lin Xianyu just felt unhappy.

How should I put it? It feels like you have your eyes on a house this year, but you feel that the price will continue to rise this year, so you want to wait until the price drops before making a move.

And then this price increase lasted for ten years.

Lin Xianyu liked Ren Suo ten years ago, but Dong Chengling liked Ren Suo at that time, so she waited for a while until Ren Suo was dumped, and then thought about how to get close to this little brother.

At that time, Lin Xianyu was very Buddhist. She thought that if she could have a relationship, she would have it. If she couldn't have one, it didn't matter because there was still a long way to go.

Unexpectedly, Ren Suo already had five children, and she was only now joining this big family...

The house that I could have bought ten years ago had to be bought at several times the price this year, and I only bought one-sixth of the property rights... or even one-seventh of the property rights...

Although Lin Xianyu might not have succeeded ten years ago, after all, her competitors were incredibly strong, but what people regret is often not the things they did not succeed in, but the things they did not try.

The regret of missing the right investment opportunity made Lin Xianyu feel quite conflicted.

She thought about it for a while, and suddenly asked, "You make it sound simple, but have you told those people in your family?"

Ren Suo shook his head: "Not yet. Of course I have to ask you about this first, so that you can be mentally prepared and cast a few defensive spells on yourself at all times. Only then can I go find them without any worries."

Lin Xianyu nodded: "Not bad, you also know to take precautions before it happens, otherwise I would die without knowing how."

At this point, Lin Xianyu took the initiative to hug Ren Suo and said lazily: "Alas... I'm still a little afraid of snatching things from them. Although they are likely to accept me, after all, we have known each other for many years, and they should have expected it, but..."

Ren Suo spread his hands: "But we have to face it. Now I have to be secretive with you, you are afraid of having a child, and there is no honeymoon trip. Strictly speaking, our current situation is immoral and there is a risk of ruining our reputation, so it is still necessary to get married."

Lin Xianyu tilted his head and asked, "But isn't this more exciting?"

Ren Suo's eyes gleamed: "Then let's carry it through to the end"

Boom!

The spiritual energy in the space suddenly vibrated continuously, and the two of them froze instantly!

Seven-turn spell, eight-door golden lock!

A complete blockade of all life forms in a certain area, including eight kinds of blockade effects such as preventing space movement, preventing cyclones from rotating, preventing spells from taking effect, suppressing the actions of living beings, etc. It is said that "there are 30 million cultivators in the world, and they must lower their heads to enter my eight gates"!

At the same time, five figures landed gently in the room.

"You came at a bad time."

Qiao Muyi's voice sounded playfully, "I thought I could see Xiao Suo's strange expression of astonishment and blushing."

"Haven't you seen Sister Qiao?"

Ren Xingmei giggled and revealed Ren Suo's past: "That day I wanted to discuss the college recruitment with Yue Yan, so I asked Sister Ling to teleport me over, and then I saw brother and Yue Yan in the office... Fortunately, Yue Yan's office is an independent office."

"Little Star, you promised not to tell anyone!"

Gu Yueyan's face flushed, and she bit her lip and said, "And Xianyu, didn't you always say that Mr. Suo was a pit of fire? Why are you jumping in now?"

"Yuyu, I also have the same underwear as yours!"

Luna looked at the room layout with curiosity: "Yuyu, your room is so cute, I want to decorate my room like this."

"Suo, envious fish."

Dong Chengling gently undid the physical restraints on Ren Suo and Lin Xianyu. She asked calmly, "Okay, if you have anything to say, just say it."

These words sound full of threats, as if saying, "If you don't speak up now, you won't be able to speak up later."

Lin Xianyu blinked her eyes, pulled the quilt over herself, looked around calmly, and after three seconds she suddenly revealed a look of horror: "Huh?"

"Brother Ren, what did you do? Why are you in my pussy? Why am I wearing such shameful underwear?" Lin Xianyu looked incredulous: "Could it be that you used the hypnosis spell you got from the Little World game console on me!?"

Ren Suo ignored Lin Xianyu's antics and asked in confusion, "Wait, let me know why you found this place?"

The five people looked at each other, and Dong Chengling said, "Suo, you are indeed well prepared. You even unilaterally confused my Command Spell. I can only feel that you are in your nest."

Qiao Muyi also said: "You even confused the Eye of Truth. I can only see you playing games."

Gu Yueyan snorted, "But we are your wives, and if you lift your tail we will know that you have pooped and peed."

Luna: "Where did Soso's tail come from... the one in front?"

Ren Xingmei smiled and said, "Even a wise man can make mistakes. That's right, brother, you did take countermeasures in advance in all aspects, but there was only one thing that completely exposed that you didn't play games tonight."

Ren Suo racked his brains to think, but still couldn't figure it out, so he asked helplessly: "Where did I reveal the flaw?"

Ren Xingmei: "We can see from the sbeam friend list that your last online time was 22 hours ago."

Ren Suo: “…”


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