"...Although you look a little embarrassed for confessing yourself, your beautiful girl form is really beautiful. I forgive you."
Zhao Huo ate chicken wings and drank beer while looking at Ren Suo with disdain and said calmly.
I asked you a question and you denied the triple + Ex. Even a fool would know that there is something wrong with you!
Ren Suo had a miserable look on his face. He didn't expect that his dark history from ten years ago would be dug up. Could it be that Zhao Huo, a man with only muscles in his brain, would have an IQ that could go up one day?
He asked, “When did you know?”
"Ten years ago, after I got married to my wives, I honestly confessed to them about my nearly cheating relationship." Zhao Huo said, "They checked the student roster with me and finally confirmed that there is absolutely no such person as 'Xiao Suo' in the college. Either I am dreaming, or someone is playing a prank on me."
"And you can just use the alias 'Xiaosuo'. In their words, when we are together, I won't even need to change my name. I can just use this as your nickname..."
"Stop, stop, stop. The more you talk, the more disgusting it becomes." Ren Suo said he couldn't stand it anymore.
Zhao Huo curled his lips: "How dare you say that? How wonderful our first encounter was, and how hard I vomited that night. By the way, this is also one of the reasons why I can't arrange a marriage with you. God knows whether you can have children..."
Ren Suo used his foot to perform the "Roaming Refraction Rainbow Spiral Pile Driver" and kicked him: "Fuck you, you said I can do it, how dare you say that about my child?"
Zhao Huo stretched out his right hand, and orange flames emerged and condensed into armor. He instantly used the "Dragon Extermination Armor" to firmly block Ren Suo's kick: "Okay, I was wrong. Now you make a mistake once and I make a mistake once, and we are even now."
Ren Suo then retracted his foot and continued to drink beer and fried chicken, asking: "Then why didn't you tell me ten years ago?"
Zhao Huo looked at Ren Suo with the eyes of a mentally handicapped child: "Do you think 'my brother-turned-beautiful girl dumped me' is something worth telling others?"
Ren Suo shrugged: "I don't know, I haven't tried. We ordinary people have to do our best just to survive. It's not as wonderful as you."
Zhao Huo raised his eyebrows slightly: "That's right, you have never been dumped by a beautiful girl transformed by your brother. After all, you haven't been dumped..."
Ren Suo quickly changed the subject: "You didn't tell me anything ten years ago, so you should have buried this secret in the grave. Why are you digging up these old things to annoy me now?"
"Annoy you...? You're saying it as if it's my fault." Zhao Huo curled his lips and said, "Well, we've known each other for so many years. I saw that you seemed to be in trouble tonight, and you were being chased by your wife, so of course I had to help."
Ren Suo looked confused: "Why did you do it?"
"As the saying goes, good fortune never comes alone, and misfortune never comes singly. I am only making your sorrow worse." Zhao Huo smiled, then quickly stopped smiling and said, "Do you still remember my last confession to Xiaosuo (Chapter 777)?"
Ren Suo: "Who would remember something so long? All my chat records are gone after I updated WeChat."
Zhao Huo gulped down a can of beer and said softly, "'I couldn't give you flowers when you were 17, so I hope I can drink with you when you are 27'... Now it has been exactly ten years, and I have fulfilled my promise."
"Oh, that's quite sentimental." Ren Suo sighed: "Then should I turn into the beautiful girl Xiaosuo and toast you a glass of wine?"
Zhao Huo took out a bottle of Water of Life with an alcohol content of 96% from the cabinet and placed it in front of Ren Suo with a "dong" sound: "Please!"
Ren Suo: "...I suspect that after I finish drinking, I will lose my integrity and be in trouble."
"Speaking of losing your integrity in old age, why were you suddenly chased by your wives tonight?" Zhao Huo looked curious: "Did the matter between you and Xiao Jiu finally come to light? Or was it in vain..."
Ren Suo spit out a mouthful of beer: "Don't slander me with empty words! I'm warning you with my lawyer's letter!"
Zhao Huo instantly cast a defensive spell to block the splashing beer, and smiled while holding his chin up: "Let me think, it was probably on September 21 last year, Xiaojiu's birthday?"
Ren Suo looked at Zhao Huo in shock, his jaw almost dropping. He suddenly hid in the corner of the room and trembled: "You...you followed me?"
"You might as well follow Xiao Jiu as me, this is more reasonable." Zhao Huo snorted: "My wife Xiao Shu told me!"
Ren Suo became even more terrified, and casually threw a green healing light at Zhao Huo's head: "What, your wife is following me!?"
"You're dreaming!" Zhao Huo picked up the fried chicken leg and threw it over. Ren Suo opened his mouth and bit it. "My wife also attended Xiaojiu's birthday dinner that day. She saw at a glance that Xiaojiu had completed the transformation from a girl to a woman before attending the dinner."
Ren Suo: "...How many young girls did you harm to cultivate such a pair of golden eyes in your wife?"
Zhao Huo said angrily, "Not even one! You are my only potential cheating partner! Xiao Shu is a healing monk specializing in obstetrics and gynecology. Is it surprising that she has such good eyesight? She has no idea how many girls she has seen who have tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time."
Ren Suo: "I'm also a healing monk! How come I don't have this kind of vision? No matter how I look at it, I think a geek like you who doesn't have a nightlife is a virgin!"
Zhao Huo said: "Does playing pornographic games late at night mean you are a virgin? You are prejudiced!"
As they chatted, they entered the trash talk time again. After they finished eating the fried chicken legs, Ren Suo said, "You guessed all wrong. The reason why I was hunted down is even more incredible than what you said."
Zhao Huo raised his eyebrows slightly, and his expression became serious: "What's going on?"
Was it because of the children? Ren Suo and the children were involved in trouble?
Or has a new storm appeared? Ren Suo can no longer be a nanny and has to follow the Asgard to save the world?
"Perhaps you will find it hard to believe, but actually..." Ren Suo said word by word, "Xianyu and I are in love."
Zhao Huo: “…”
After three seconds, Zhao Huo picked up a chicken wing and threw it over.
"Hey! Chicken! La! You!" He said with a look of disdain: "Who doesn't know this little thing of yours? You're wasting my expression."
Ren Suo was shocked. "What? Didn't Xianyu and I hide our secrets very well? Don't you think she and I are just good friends?"
"Is there pure friendship between men and women? Yes, there must be, but you don't." Zhao Huo counted on his fingers and said, "Ten years ago, the women you knew well were Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi, Gu Yueyan, and Lin Xianyu. Then you brought Luna and a younger sister with you, and you also kidnapped Xiao Jiu. Until today, you haven't let any of them go."
"It can be said that knowing you makes me feel ashamed. I suspect that when future generations look back on the glorious history of the Dragon King, they will definitely think that "knowing Ren Suo" is a deduction from my achievement."
Ren Suo retorted: "Before you say that, take a look at the number of your wives! Among the four remaining soldiers, three are your wives!"
Zhao Huo stuck out his tongue and taunted, "I have less than half as many wives as you do. If you are a perfect scumbag, then I am 50 points, which is considered an unqualified scumbag!"
Zhao Huo suddenly remembered something, and smiled knowingly. He snorted and said, "Speaking of this, you still have to thank me. If I hadn't killed a dragon back then, do you think you would still be so energetic to drink with me today?"
Ren Suo opened his mouth to retort, but no words came out because Zhao Huo was right.
If Zhao Huo had not killed a dragon back then, Ren Suo would not be able to live so freely and comfortably now.
Eight years ago, Zhao Huo, who had reached the fifth level of cultivation, broke into a secret underground cave and fought a bloody battle with a black dragon that had been sealed for a thousand years. In the end, he killed an adult dragon with one kick and one hand. Afterwards, Zhao Huo cut open the black dragon's heart and squeezed out three cups of black dragon's heart blood. He drank one cup himself and gave one cup to Ren Suo who rushed to the scene to treat him.
What is the use of black dragon blood?
The official statement is: overall physical fitness has been enhanced. This statement is indeed correct.
As for the hidden benefits of the Black Dragon's blood... To put it simply, apart from the gaming nights they fight for every week, Zhao Huo and Ren Suo's nightlife is extremely fulfilling. Their married life is particularly harmonious. They are fully present every day and update the game every day without ever asking for leave. They are heroes among heroes.
By the way, the fertility rate of monks is really low. The stronger they are, the lower it is. The fourth level is a turning point, comparable to male sterilization and female menopause. Now, if a monk wants to have a child, he basically has to complete this major life event before the fourth level.
Of course, there are benefits to having children after reaching a high level of transformation. According to an internal network survey, the talents of children born after reaching a high level of transformation may be better.
But Ren Suo now has five children, and Zhao Huo has three children, which makes them two outliers in the group of cultivators. In addition to factors such as luck, the more critical reason is actually: quantitative change leads to qualitative change.
Even if the odds are low, as long as you try enough times, you can still succeed. Their example perfectly illustrates the truth that "if you work hard, you can grind an iron rod into a needle."
Ren Suo suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, has Ren Zuo's son been born? Cheng Ling mentioned it to me before... I think it's twins?"
Zhao Huo said, "Where did you get this gossip? It's obviously a daughter, and they're not twins, they're quintuplets! Five! I took a look at the Great Wall last time I went there, and I felt that my daughter was cuter."
Ren Suo burst into laughter, opened his left hand and stretched out five fingers: "Quintuplets!? Ren Zuo is so awesome! It's true that he has been sharpening his sword for ten years, but the frost blade has never been tested. When an expert strikes, one sword can split into five shadows!"
As mentioned above, after Zhao Huo slayed the dragon, he squeezed out three cups of Black Dragon's Blood. He and Ren Suo shared two cups, and one cup was handed over to the Great Wall. As for who drank it... of course, the leader drank it first.
After Ren Zuo came back in 1999, he completely solved the hidden dangers of the champion bloodline within a few months. He was still responsible for basic theory and spell research. After all, there were too few things in the world worth his efforts. You Jian was basically responsible for the pretentious business of the Great Wall. However, he was finally able to travel around and appreciate the beautiful rivers and mountains of this world with Cha Xian'er.
A few months later, Ren Zuo was won over by Cha Xian'er. Three years later, Ren Suo and others attended his wedding ceremony as friends, but everyone's attention was not on the bride and groom, but on the best man. Those were probably the only two times in You Jian's life that he wore a formal suit. If he wanted to see him again, he would have to wait until You Jian got married.
The bridesmaid is also very interesting because she is the messenger of disaster sent by Asgard.
During those three years, Ren Suo also played many games, and he used the "Clear Spring Flowing Sound" to get the help of the Messenger of Disaster quite a few times. You Jian just took advantage of these opportunities and licked the Messenger of Disaster every time. After licking for three years, he finally got the Messenger of Disaster. It can be said that he was a typical dog licker who got everything he wanted in the end.
Ren Zuo also had a close relationship with the Fairy Palace, so Ren Suo took the opportunity to let the Disaster Messenger attend the wedding. The Disaster Messenger also agreed to You Jian's engagement at the wedding, but if they wanted to get married, they would have to wait for a while.
After Ren Suo was promoted to level 7, "Clear Spring Flowing Sound" evolved and gained a small function: "Players can use up 10,000 hours of summoning time to permanently summon a game character, and can summon the game character unlimited times in the game."
Ten thousand hours is equivalent to 416 days. For Ren Suo, who had to use the available time to the second, it was an impossible goal.
However, starting from the 7-star game, the time available for summoning after completing the high-star game is basically several hours. Of course, the substantial increase in rewards also means that the difficulty of the game has increased dramatically, and players often need to summon game characters to complete the game.
Thanks to Lin Xianyu's joining, the efficiency of clearing the small world game console has been greatly improved, and the time that "Clear Spring Flowing Sound" can be summoned has accumulated more and more, and now it has reached a full 9,000 hours. It is estimated that in another year or two, after clearing a few more ten-star games, Ren Suo will be able to redeem the Messenger of Disaster from the small world game console.
Once Ren Suo is promoted to a level 10 player, he can clear the 11-star, 12-star, and 13-star games, and the summoning time accumulation speed of "Clear Spring Flowing Sound" will be faster.
In another ten or twenty years, Ren Suo might be able to permanently summon all the game characters into reality. This is also one of his current wishes.
Back to Ren Zuo, Ren Zuo is undoubtedly a vivid example of the monks' fertility rate. He must have researched many spells to increase his chances, and with the strengthening of the black dragon's heart blood, it still took seven years to achieve results.
But this result is a bit scary!
One shot, five hits!
The monks in biology are crying!
Based on this fertility ability alone, the strongest head of the Ren family in the past two thousand years must be Ren Zuo!
Ren Suo was amazed, and suddenly thought of something, and asked, "Are all five girls?"
Zhao Huo nodded: "All five of them, and they all seem to have inherited the Ren family bloodline."
Ren Suo stroked his chin: "I think I can arrange a marriage with Ren Zuo..."
Seeing that Ren Suo was still determined to get married, Zhao Huo said, "You're still talking about a child marriage... There are five of them now, which one are you going to get engaged to?"
Ren Suo didn't say anything. Zhao Huo looked at him for a few seconds and immediately understood what was going on. He couldn't help but shake his head: "Ren Suo, put away your bold ideas. The five people in your family will at most make you kneel on the keyboard, and won't beat you to death. But Ren Zuo will really beat you to death."
"And when I was watching the quintuplets, You Jian was staring at me. As soon as I saw him, I knew he was the kind of uncle who 'spoiled his children.' Not only would he beat you, he would even knock your son out with a club. Don't say I didn't warn you."
Ren Suo thought so too, and immediately gave up the idea of preparing a five-equal bride for his son. He sighed, "You don't want to, and Ren Zuo can't do it... What about Yu Kuangtu and Li Dan? I haven't seen them for a long time..."
Zhao Huo smiled and said, "Of course you haven't seen them. They and Bai Ji are both members of the Global Disaster Response Force. They are responsible for dealing with volcanic eruptions and typhoons. When they have time, they come back to their wives and children. How could they think of you, a social idler?"
After Qin Lian graduated, he naturally became Yu Kuangtu's master; Li Dan and Yao Fei also got married five years ago. Ren Suo's family attended the wedding banquets of these two families.
Zhao Huo added, "Don't even think about it. Li Dan and Yu Kuangtu both gave birth to sons, and they seem to be the same age as your little four and little five. You might as well keep an eye on your daughter."
Ren Suo's eyes turned cold: "Oh, those guys dare to get close to my daughter, I'll beat them to a pulp!"
Zhao Huo was secretly worried about Xiaotian. With such an unreliable father, if Xiaotian didn't practice quickly, he would be beaten up one day. It would be best if he could inherit his mother's awakening spell, at least he could run away faster.
After drinking and eating, Ren Suo hooked his finger and said, "Hurry up and give me your cell phone."
Zhao Huo looked at his phone, nodded, patted his butt and said, "Come with me, my extra phone is in the living room."
Ren Suo followed Zhao Huo out of the bedroom, but the moment Ren Suo stepped out of the room, Zhao Huo suddenly jumped up!
Orange dragon flames ignited on his body, and his spiritual energy boiled and exploded. In an instant, he turned from a dead otaku into an iron-blooded warrior!
Zhao Huo roared, "Look at me, you bastard!"
"The power of the Dragon King"!
No matter how strong Ren Suo was, he was still shocked by Zhao Huo at this moment!
Although Ren Suo used "Gods Descending to Earth" to escape from the state of mind control the next second, at this moment a hand suddenly stretched out from the side and firmly grasped Ren Suo's arm with supreme divine power!
The energy level of this power far exceeds the eighth level, even if Ren Suo activates magic immunity, it is useless!
"o~o~da~yo~ (Over here)" Luna tilted her head and looked at Ren Suo, giggling: "Yeah, it was Luna who caught Suosuo, Luna won!"
Ren Suo's eyes widened in anger as he looked at Zhao Huo in disbelief: "You betrayed me!?"
"I just want to be a good person now. Do you think I will just write off the fact that you transformed yourself into a beautiful girl and deceived me?" Zhao Huo leaned against the wall and said faintly, "Give me a chance. I just want to see you get beaten by your own wife."
Ren Suo shouted, "Damn it! I will tell your daughter what happened back then! Just wait for your daughter to despise you!"
"If my misfortune can shatter your happiness." Zhao Huo had a 'martyr' expression on his face: "Then everything is worth it."
Luna opened her right hand, revealing a triangular rune on her palm that glowed with purple-blue light: "Soso~ Let's go home~"
Ren Suo started brainstorming, using thousands of spells and magical powers, and he instantly found a way to break the impasse.
"Meow"
Ren Suo's meow was the result of his life-long purification of cat language. It had a twist to it, was sharp but long, and elegant yet urgent. All the cats within a radius of dozens of miles were startled awake by the sound!
Luna was stunned for a moment, blushing and twisting her waist, but still said firmly: "No! Sister Ling wants me to take you back! We can talk about giving birth to a baby later!"
Ren Suo's expression became as sad as the blue Danube, and his voice twisted and turned like a maze: "Meow"
Luna trembled when she heard this, and she couldn't help but let go of Ren Suo's hand.
Ren Suo's eyes flashed, now is the time
"Want to run?"
The moonlight shone through the French windows of the villa, draping over Ren Suo like a veil. Gu Yueyan approached Ren Suo silently and pressed a palm on his chest!
"Wherever the light reaches, I reach." Gu Yueyan said softly, "Mr. Suo, the moonlight is beautiful tonight."
Before Ren Suo could react, the "Command Spell" sealed on him was unlocked. The space spell left by Dong Chengling took effect instantly, allowing Ren Suo to directly perform a space jump.
In the blink of an eye, Ren Suo returned to a familiar place.
Ren Suo looked around instantly, confirmed that there was no one around, and was slightly stunned.
How could there be no one here? What's the point of them bringing me back? I can just run away anytime now...
However, when he saw clearly the room he was in, Ren Suo's expression changed drastically!
The room was a mess. The sponge floor that covered the entire room was littered with all kinds of toys, picture books, and dolls. The toy box that should have been used for toys actually contained several packages of snacks that had been opened but not finished. The small bookshelf that should have been used for books also had a few clay figures on it. They were not Zhao Huo's expensive clay figures, but handmade products he had made himself.
However, the five small beds were empty, and the quilts were all lifted up. Ren Suo touched them and found that there was still a trace of warmth on them. He quickly opened the door and ran out, shouting: "Xiaotian, Wuxia"
"dad!"
A little girl in a nightgown flew over. Ren Suo activated Time Travel and carefully caught her, scolding her in a low voice: "Don't jump so high next time! You can easily hit your head!"
The five-year-old Wuxia giggled, and suddenly turned away from Ren Suo's face and said, "Dad! You smell like alcohol!"
"Daddy, daddy," two perfectly synchronized soft and sticky milk sounds rang out, and two-year-old Heiyin and two-year-old Xiyue ran over hand in hand. Ren Suo squatted down and put Wuxia down, rubbing the little heads of his two daughters, "Do you miss your daddy?"
"Yes!" Heiyin and Xiyue answered loudly and crisply.
Ren Suo's heart was about to melt. He suddenly frowned and asked, "Xiaotian, why didn't you take your sisters to bed so late? Zai, Daddy is very disappointed in you."
Before six-year-old Xiaotian could say anything, four-year-old Xingshi shouted, "Don't blame brother! It was Sister Xianyu who woke us up!"
"Scared? Blame me?" Lin Xianyu, who was sitting on the sofa in the living room playing with his mobile phone, looked confused.
Xiaotian shook his head and said calmly, "It's my fault. I felt some spiritual fluctuations when I was sleeping, so I came out to see what was going on. Then I found that my mothers were gone. I thought something had happened, so I called my sisters to get up and wait for my parents to come back."
At this moment, spiritual energy suddenly vibrated one after another, and Luna, Gu Yueyan, Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi, Ren Xingmei and Xiao Jiu appeared in the living room at the same time.
Ren Suo's expression froze, but now he was being held by Wuxia, Xiyue and Heiyin, so he could only sigh deeply.
Dong Chengling smiled and said, "Welcome home, dear."
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