“Is it really true that I don’t need to prepare a litter tray?”
Ren's mother looked at the black cat in Ren Suo's arms and asked, "If it soils your bed, you can deal with it yourself. mx"
"Yeah, don't worry, I can handle it myself." Ren Suo nodded: "Just trust me, little Luna is very well behaved and will definitely not trouble me."
Ren's parents had no association at all with the name Luna. Even her sister just picked up the black cat, stared at it carefully for a while and then gave up. Gu Yueyan didn't tell her about Ren Suo's relationship, so Ren Xingmei naturally didn't know that Ren Suo's unnamed wife was Luna.
After all, the fact that Dong Chengling, Qiao Muyi and Gu Yueyan liked this kind of brother had already refreshed her worldview many times and made her believe that there was true love in this world. How could she have thought that even Yue Yongzhe could not escape from Ren Suo's clutches? The level of the battle suddenly rose from the extraordinary to the battle of gods.
"That's true. After all, even you would raise a cat." Ren's mother nodded in understanding.
Ren Suo snorted and carried the black cat to the bathroom. He asked Luna, but Luna hadn't defecated all day. According to her, her talent was almost all in digestion. Not only could she eat sweets, but she could also absorb 100% of the food to assist in her cultivation. Otherwise, with her small stomach, how could she possibly eat human food? Cats can't eat sweets or too much salt.
Even if Luna absorbed 100%, since she only ate ordinary food, the effect would be negligible. But Ren Suo was also extremely envious of 'eating but not gaining weight but only increasing cultivation'. If he told others about it, a bunch of fat guys would be envious to death, okay?
It’s so cool to practice in a dream, you can get any talent you want!
But Moon Singer just wouldn’t let me enter the dreamland to practice!
Ahhhh, when I go back I'll ask my clone to build a family playground for Luna, okay!
After washing himself and the black cat until they were both white and fragrant, Ren Suo carried the black cat back to the bedroom with a bath towel. Ren's mother, who was getting ready to go to bed, saw it but didn't pay much attention, thinking that it might be used to wrap the cat.
After returning to the bedroom, he locked the door and propped it against a chair. Then Ren Suo looked at the black cat and said, "Be quiet, be quiet again. Although the soundproofing here is pretty good, I have never heard any sound from my parents' room since I was a child...but my sister has already reached the second level, and her hearing may be very good. If you make any noise, I will be in trouble."
Actually, it was not that troublesome. Ren Suo opened his computer and found a mysterious website, saying that the sound just now was from the video inside. However, you can hide it once but not twice. The best way is naturally for Luna to have a sense of silence.
"I will introduce you to them only when you can maintain your human form for a long time. Now you can play around as you please in your original form, but when you become a human, you must be quiet and you can't just walk around," Ren Suo warned.
The black cat, its fur all wet and sticking to its body, nodded as if it had lost weight.
Ren Suo didn't know what breed Luna was, but she was definitely not a ragdoll cat. However, after taking a bath, she turned into a pretty little cat with a melon-shaped face... but it certainly wasn't as comfortable to touch as when she was fluffy.
It is estimated that Fan Qiyu has never given the black cat a bath. The oil on her body has been there for at least a year. She can only be cleaned with shower gel, and the bath water is a bit yellow and black.
After all, washing a cat is a very complicated process. Bathing is only the initial stage. The highlight is blow-drying the cat's hair. Most cats are a little afraid of the hot air from the hair dryer. They will inevitably resist when being blown dry. When they resist, even if the cat's nails are clipped, they can still scratch you and make you angry.
And Luna doesn’t seem to be more than two years old, so she just needs to wash her cat’s paws on a regular basis.
Well, Ren Suo had never been bothered by Luna's age from the beginning. He simply assumed that her human age was equal to her real age. After all, no ordinary cat could be as smart as her.
This is also one of the reasons why he would never dare to reveal that Luna's true form is a cat. He had to let Luna maintain her human state for a long time before letting her out to meet people. Otherwise, once people knew about it and started discussing the issue of age... Our country really has a very complete criminal law.
It is troublesome for cat owners to wash cats, but Ren Suo can communicate with Luna, so Luna will naturally not scratch him or run away.
However, Ren Suoke had no intention of using such an inefficient blow-drying method.
Ren Suo opened the towel and said, "Cat who hides the power of the moon, show me your true power. I order you to lift the seal as promised!"
A moment later, Ren Suo heard the bed creak due to the change in weight, and the light also changed significantly. He closed his eyes and walked forward to put the towel on: "Wipe yourself clean!"
Luna looked at the fair body wrapped in the bath towel and couldn't help but giggle (owo), then immediately stretched out her hand to cover her mouth nervously, and finally rushed over to hug Ren Suo and whispered: "Help me wipe! Help me wipe!"
"No, do it yourself!"
"Otherwise I'll scream loudly." Luna threatened fiercely.
Ren Suo looked at Luna in surprise: "..."
Damn, can any female creature learn this threatening skill without any instruction?!
Being threatened by a middle-aged woman like my mother who has been in the political arena for decades (neighborhood committee, women's federation, street office) is fine, but how come Luna, a little female cat, dares to threaten him now! ?
Then Ren Suo blushed and happily helped Luna dry her body, then quickly picked up the prepared shirt and put it on her, showing a helpless expression. Originally, Ren Suo's shirt was more than enough for Luna to wear, and Ren Suo's male body must be a little bigger.
However, Luna's breasts were more developed and erect than Ren Suo had expected, and they actually propped up her shirt. Ren Suo's shirt was a loose fit, so when she put it on, she stood up straight, and the material below her chest on the front of the shirt didn't touch Luna's abdomen... It clearly covered her upper body, but she was still very attractive.
There was nothing wrong with Ren Suo's clothes; it was Luna's problem that was too big.
But Ren Suo was well prepared. After all, Luna could only transform for thirty minutes, so he calmed down easily. As long as he didn't look down, he would basically be fine.
After all, it was only half an hour and it would pass quickly. At most he could take a cold shower.
"Look, this is a phone and this is a tablet...wait, can you read?" Ren Suo suddenly remembered this and felt that things were getting troublesome.
Even if Luna can maintain her human form, she can't go to elementary school like Xiaojiu...
"Hmm..." Luna pouted and tilted her head to think for a while, then she counted on her little fingers and said, "I can speak Chinese, Martian, Hebrew, Japanese, English, Russian, Arabic, French, German..."
By the end, she couldn't even use ten fingers. She lowered her head and crossed her legs to count her toes. Ren Suo quickly grabbed her hand to stop this dangerous action. Then he opened his phone and asked her to do a translation test to confirm that she had really learned everything. He asked, "How did you learn so many languages?"
"88, tell me!" Luna shook her body, and her clothes were shaken as well. She looked so cute that Ren Suo secretly decided to find her a slim-fitting dress tomorrow. After all, it was not comfortable to always take cold showers in this weather.
"If she tells you, you will learn it?" Ren Suoqi said.
Luna shook her head, pouted and thought for a while, then said, "After 88 learned it himself, I learned it too."
Although Luna's explanation was incoherent, Ren Suo understood that Moon Chanter's clone 88 now had an independent mind and divine power, and could probably learn other people's knowledge from dreams. After 88 learned it, Luna, who was almost one with 88, naturally learned it too.
At this moment, Ren Suo's eyes suddenly became complicated when he looked at Luna, and he even felt a little wronged!
Why?
It was obviously me who had the clone first!
It was obviously me who upgraded the skill of clone!
But now Luna's clone 88 can help her practice and study, and Luna doesn't have to do anything. She can just sleep in and play every day to reach the ninth heaven and ascend to the immortal gate!
And where is my clone! ?
Apart from massaging, cleaning, cooking, housekeeping, washing clothes and buying takeout, there is nothing else to do with it!
Damn it!
I am so envious!
Why don’t I have it?
Even Luna's clone 88 hates me for no reason and even blocks his abilities and refuses to lend them to me!
I have been so good to Luna and have complied with all her requests. 88, what else do you want? Just tell me. I promise to complete it. Even if I can't complete it, I will let my clone complete it!
It seemed to be a cat's natural instinct. Luna sensed that Ren Suo was a little unhappy, so she came over and hugged Ren Suo's neck, touched Ren Suo's head and said, "Hey!? Your head feels very comfortable to touch!"
When he got home, Ren Suo naturally took off his hat. He looked up with a red face and depression. After thinking for a while, he put away his phone and gave the tablet to Luna: "You can play with this first. I will buy you a phone tomorrow."
Now that Luna can read, she can’t just play around with the phone.
Ren Suo remembered something and asked, "By the way, besides knowing words, are you also good at math and physics?"
"Hmm... I don't really understand. I just know that monotone bounded sequences must have limits, Maxwell's equations, and so on..."
"Okay, stop talking, I don't understand." Ren Suo, an incompetent university graduate, said calmly.
Although Luna can still count with her toes, her knowledge has already surpassed Ren Suo. It only takes a little time to practice, and she will know that there is a huge gap between Ren Suo and her in cheating.
Ren Suo can't even beat a cat! No matter in terms of strength or cheats!
The more he thought about it, the sadder he became. Ren Suo went over, sat down, turned on the computer, and said, "Play as you please, just don't talk too loudly."
"Okay." Luna came over and pulled open Ren Suo's computer chair. In Ren Suo's blank gaze, she was only wearing a shirt and was about to lift her feet.
"Wait." Ren Suo held Luna down: "What are you going to do?"
"I want to play with the tablet in your arms." Luna blinked: "After I grow bigger, I can't stay in your arms completely. I have to sit with my legs apart..."
"Can you please not stay in my arms for just half an hour..." Ren Suo felt that it would be better to just kill him when Luna imagined the posture.
God and earth are witnesses, after what happened in the past two days, Ren Suo has really thought it through. He will wait until all the emotional lines are sorted out before taking the next step. In fact, he is still a pure love person in his bones!
Of course there is a secondary reason, which is that he is also afraid of pain and death, so it is better to be cautious about such matters.
"No, I turned into a human just to entangle you."
"..." Ren Suo was silent for a moment, and looked at the computer equipment at home: wireless keyboard and mouse. After all, he didn't use this computer to play games very often when he came back, and the configuration of this computer was already outdated. At most, it could only be used to surf the Internet, so the more convenient the peripherals, the better.
So he took out a ** desk, put the keyboard and mouse on it, sat cross-legged on it, and then Luna could hug him from behind and play with the tablet in any posture.
The problem of line of sight distance is not a big deal at all. The biggest advantage of being a monk is that it eliminates the risk of myopia.
Although the touch was still very strong, Ren Suo's restless mind immediately calmed down after hearing the song "It's a small world, it's full of fun" from 1000xm3.
Sure enough, the small world game console can be connected to external devices even when it stays in the atrium of the storage space.
Ren Suo didn't plan to let others see the Small World game console, but he didn't care about the game screen because the game interface of the Small World was too similar to the interface of the current mainstream game platform, and most games also had normal screens, nothing surprising, and Small World games were generally more or less similar to existing games and would not attract special attention.
Of course, only people that Ren Suo absolutely trusted could see him playing games, and these people were quite familiar with the fact that he was a hardcore gamer and would not doubt anything at all.
Ren Suo first equipped himself with a data stream, and then examined himself.
Target type: Adult male primates
Physical condition: Normal
Training status: 3rd turn 95% (You have defeated 99.99% of the world's upright apes!)
Eyes: Excited
Limbs: Excited state
Kidneys: Hyperactive state
……
Just 5% away from promotion to the fourth level!
Although he didn't know how long it would take to grind for this 5%, Ren Suo was already quite satisfied with the fact that he had played the role of the character in Dark Side of the Moon for six days. In addition to Gu Yueyan and Luna, he also gained a full 91% of cultivation!
Ren Suo touched Luna from behind, and found it smooth and elastic. Luna even moaned, but Ren Suo would never look back, and just treated it as if he was touching raw pork with an extremely good texture.
Target type: Primates, Felidae, adult female
Physical condition: Normal
Training status: 3rd turn 100% (You have defeated 100% of cat masters in the world!)
Luna didn't have any special state, it seemed that she had been immersed in the game world faster than Ren Suo. Ren Suo secretly felt guilty for his unprofessionalism. He was playing games, thinking about women, be serious!
Open World Store!
If you missed January, you can’t miss February!
I don't know how many chances there are to win the lottery this month...
However, when Rensuo opened the World Store, he did not see the free games of the month, but two other columns:
Special Lucky Money for the New Year
You can continue to wait for the remaining 17 days.
Ren Suo clicked on the free selection of New Year games, and the store interface suddenly became festive.
Exclusive New Year's Lucky Money: Players now do not need to spend any merits to perform any search operations, and the first game you buy will definitely get 100% off. After purchasing the game, this activity will automatically disappear.
You can choose to cancel this event, after which 'Free Games of This Month' will be enabled, and you can use the three holiday promotions of New Year's Eve, Spring Festival and Lantern Festival to draw for free games.
100% off, which means it’s free.
Ren Suo understood that this lucky money activity was to allow him to buy any game, and for this reason his search function became free. However, receiving this lucky money was equivalent to automatically giving up the free game of the month.
Ren Suo thought about it, opened the search interface, and searched for a word: God.
It doesn’t matter what game you buy, what matters is that the rewards of the game you buy must be generous! If the word "God" is in the name of the game, the rewards are likely to be amazing!
There are no results.
Ren Suo blinked. Are all the games in the small world so subtle? Not even the word "god"? For example, God of War, Demon God, etc. are all fine!
Search: Immortal.
Yes, we Xuan people should play Xianxia games and cultivate ourselves! Not the kind that requires staying up late, nor the Xuanjun Secret Records that are now almost the tenth set of national radio gymnastics, but the real cultivation methods! Lotus Treasure Mirror, Nine Turns Golden Body Secret, **Xuan Gong, all of them!
There are no results.
There isn't even any Xianxia game! ?
Ren Suo hesitated for a moment and chose to search for beautiful girl text adventure games.
Zhao Huo said that playing more galgames would help him find a girlfriend, but Ren Suo certainly didn't believe it.
Although Zhao Huo is a real example, he is not only a otaku, but also a tall and mighty urban soldier...
Ren Suo wasn't sure if playing galgames would help him with his relationship, but he felt that the rewards in the game might be of some help to his current situation...
There are no results.
Ren Suo blinked and suddenly thought of a terrible possibility.
He searched across mine.
There are no results.
Search again across my dead body.
Finally, I searched out five results: "Over My Dead Body Chapter 1", "Over My Dead Body Chapter 2"... "Over My Dead Body Chapter 4".
Ren Suo felt as if he had been fucked by Zhao Huo.
I don’t know if the Small World Game Console did it on purpose or if it’s just so inhumane that text searches must be 100% accurate to get results!
There is no keyword search function! The Small World Game Console does not allow him to choose games like buying vegetables at the market!
In other words, unless Ren Suo used the exhaustive method like a monkey, the only games he could search out would be those that he remembered had appeared before but he had never played!
Ren Suo thought about it and felt that it would be a bit of a loss to use the 100% off on those games... It's like if your parents promised you a wish, you can't just say I want to have a meal at McDonald's, and it's a 15 yuan work meal, right?
He suddenly remembered that there was another column and quickly went back to click on it to take a look.
The interface changed from a festive one to a big gift box with a countdown hanging on it, showing the number: 18.
You can continue to wait for the remaining 17 days: you have waited for 33 days. If you wait another 17 days, the game in the gift box will be upgraded by 1 star.
This gift box is a New Year gift box, divided into three stages.
In the first phase, from January 1st to January 21st, there will definitely be a 5-star game in the gift box.
In the second phase, from January 22nd to February 19th, there will definitely be a 6-star game in the gift box.
In the third stage, after February 19, a 7-star game will definitely appear in the gift box.
The price of this gift box is always 500 Merits.
Oh yes!
Ren Suo then remembered that festivals like New Year's Day must have special activities.
But that kind of activities are mostly linked to free game activities. Ren Suo thought he would miss it, but he didn't expect that the New Year's Day event would be retained until now.
Small world game console takes care of itself so well?
Although this gift box is a bit strange and requires merit to purchase, it is difficult for Ren Suo to draw high-star games under normal circumstances. Moreover, he now knows that the search function can only search out old games that he knows. In other words, whether he can encounter high-star games really depends on luck during promotions.
In addition, Ren Suo's player privilege "Plundering a Passing Goose" has the effect of "Profligate Merchant", which allows him to directly purchase a game without spending any money. Although he has not triggered it now, as long as the gift box is here, he will trigger this effect sooner or later and buy the gift box.
So……
Ren Suo looked at the New Year's money activity, then looked at the gift box activity, and felt a little hesitant.
Ren Suo made the decision without much thought. If he had seen this gift box in January, he would have hesitated. But now there was no chance for him to hesitate. He had missed out on the 5-star option, and he certainly couldn't get the 7-star option, so he could only choose the 6-star option.
The 6-star game is also very suspenseful. After all, Ren Suo’s Qingquan Liuxiang does not have enough time now. He cannot summon the game characters to help and can only rely on brute force to overcome it.
Regarding the 7-star game, Ren Suo was very self-aware. He had to at least upgrade to a level 6 player and then open up some 6-star props and abilities before he was qualified to challenge the 7-star game.
There happens to be a New Year's money activity going on right now, so I can help him buy a gift box with 500 merits for free to play the 6-star game, which is much better than letting him play other games for free.
Did you use your 'lucky money' to complete this purchase?
You purchased the 'New Year Gift Box'.
Do you open the 'New Year Gift Box'? Note that after waiting for another 17 days, the New Year Gift Box will definitely contain a 7-star game.
The system gave a prompt, and Ren Suo suddenly felt something strange. Could there be a trap here?
But the problem is, Ren Suo vaguely feels that the countdown in the gift box is a bit like the bomb countdown...
Could it be that the Small World Game Console created a super attractive 7-star game that he could never complete in order to trick him into spending money?
Ren Suo hesitated, which was unusual, because the Small World Game Console rarely gave him reminders.
Ren Suo thought about it and opened the mysterious tavern.
When in doubt, find the tavern owner.
The pub was empty, and the pub owner was still sweeping the floor diligently today.
Ren Suo asked: Boss, I haven’t seen you for a month, do you miss me?
The tavern owner, who was immersed in the darkness, glanced at him and said: I wish I could not see you once a month, even if it was just in my dreams.
Why?
Isn't the flow of time in the tavern and in reality 1:1?
And am I so important to the tavern owner that he even thinks of me in his dreams?
It seems that I have a very high status in this np's heart!
Ren Suo muttered something and asked directly: "Boss, I bought that New Year gift box and I am wondering whether to open it or not." He briefly described the New Year gift box.
Tavern owner: 10 points of merit.
After all, he got a gift box for free with 100% off, so Ren Suo was very generous in paying for it.
The star rating of the game is directly proportional to the difficulty of the game. The tavern owner said faintly: It is actually the best choice for you to play the game while it is still 5 stars. It is a bit too late to delay it until now...
A 6-star rating for this game means it’s easier to play but not that painful; a 7-star rating for this game means it’s difficult to play and very painful.
Ren Suo was stunned: So your suggestion is...
Who would be willing to endure suffering if there was no alternative?
After receiving a generous tip, the tavern owner yells at you: Go play games quickly!
Ren Suo: I know, I know. By the way, boss, have you finished knitting your scarf? I have.
[○｀Д′○]Roll
Ren Suo stared at the screen in a daze. He was actually ejected from the mysterious tavern!
This boss is so arrogant. I clearly think so about him.
The gift box is opened.
Congratulations players, you have obtained the new game "Light and Dark Traitors".
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Yosemite National Park, Sierra Nevada West, California.
A convoy of vehicles slowly drove into the eastern entrance, which was supposed to be closed in winter.
"Is it really necessary to come here..." Victor complained in the car, "I'm not being lazy, but even if I come, is it necessary for my dear Fina to come? It's just some extraordinary person going crazy here."
"If he really is a superhuman, then he is a superhuman comparable to the captain!" Caroline, who was sitting in the front, said, "Victor, be serious. If you die accidentally, I can't save you."
"If it's a transcendent who can rival the captain, then let the captain come. What are we doing here? Delivering food?" Victor waved his hand: "Don't scare me. It's not that dangerous."
"If there is no danger, why would the captain need to send Fina here?" Caroline shook her head: "The captain must have come here to check and found something wrong, so he sent Fina here."
"Hey, it's just someone blowing up a mountain, it's no big deal." Victor still didn't take it seriously.
"Blow up the mountain?" Caroline smiled and said nothing.
Soon, the convoy drove into a valley and stopped.
"This is it." The park manager shouted and asked everyone to get off the bus.
As soon as Victor got out of the car and looked up, he said, "Fuck!"
It's really not about blowing up the mountain.
I saw the mountains on both sides of the valley, the rugged cliffs suddenly came to an abrupt end, and the mountains above the halfway point disappeared without a trace, as if someone had cut them in half and packed them up and taken them away.
Cutting down a mountain is not scary, what is scary is the mountain itself! ?
"It's no use calling me here. My recovery ability requires at least raw materials. I can't create something out of nothing..." Victor muttered, turned around and helped Fina down from the car.
Fina, wearing an eye mask, looked at the desperate situation in front of her, then looked around and asked, "When did it happen?"
"It happened on January 21st, 13 days ago," the park director replied.
Fina nodded silently and got back in the car. Seeing this, Caroline immediately ordered to return. After Victor got in, Fina immediately asked, "Can we talk in the car?"
"They are all Watchers." Victor said immediately: "Caroline and Tullius have clean backgrounds. Although Caroline likes the magician of the World Tree and Tullius has a dispute with Ulfric, they are definitely not spies."
Caroline and Tullius who was driving looked distressed. Victor's ability to gossip and take beatings was really helpless.
"Okay, notify the captain immediately, something might happen."
"What happened? Has a superhuman who can rival the captain really appeared?" Victor asked.
Fina shook her head.
Victor frowned slightly: "Is he stronger than the captain?"
Although Angel Zach is often beaten, it depends on who beats him. They are all those high and mighty supernatural forces! Among the forces on Earth, at least on the surface, no supernatural person can compare to Angel Zach!
"It's not a problem for one person, it's a problem for a group of people." Fina said faintly:
"Those traces are not only man-made, but also pure spatial interlacing annihilation phenomena."
"…What does that mean? A super powerful space transcendent has appeared?" Caroline asked.
Fina said calmly, "An unknown force has emerged that has mastered space travel technology and is trying to get closer to the Earth."
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