Chapter 47 If you don’t wake up, you’ll be buried in the ground! This girl is with him...
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Two scooters are parked side by side, one old, one new. Even a fool can tell which one is more advanced.
Park Ye-jin searched online and exclaimed, "Big!"
The latest model on the market, 1699, the unit is knife.
Park Ye-jin touched the handlebars, squatted down to look at the wheel, her neck tilted like a duck's, her eyes gleaming, "Just giving it to you like this?"
Chi Leyou was worried: "He has a problem."
"Can you assign me a few of these sick, rich guys?" Park Ye-jin rubbed her hands. "What's wrong with him?"
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Shen Che's illness is very abstract.
Specifically, you have to sit in the back of a pickup truck.
As we approached M University, we saw an oversized truck following behind the pickup truck. Its shiny front end gleamed in the sunlight, and its angular, mecha-like body and wide chrome exhaust pipes seemed as if they would snap and deform in the next second.
Shen Che: "Look, Transformers."
Chi Leyou turned his head with a sad look on his face, two large silver snots hanging down from his nose.
Chen Che took off his coat and threw it on her like a blanket: "Weakling."
"Come and try blowing it!"
"Isn't it blowing?" He had an expression that said "we share the hardship."
The majestic big truck followed the pickup truck for two intersections. The pickup truck politely gave way and invited Optimus Prime to go first.
Two cars stopped side by side at a red light.
The driver rolled down the window to chat.
Patrick: "Bro, you transport the pigs."
Truck driver: "Uh-huh, I'm going to the slaughterhouse in the next province. Can you take a dog?"
In the back seat of the pickup truck, the greyhound stuck its head out and barked at the pigs in the truck's trunk.
Patrick gestured. "No, I'm transporting people."
The truck driver looked back and heard the sound of pigs squealing and his own laughter in the air.
Chi Leyou was wrapped in his coat, his head refusing to come out. He felt so embarrassed that he could have been ashamed as Siberia: "It's all your fault! Even Second Brother laughed at me."
Chen Che turned his head away, and his eyes accidentally bumped into those of the second senior brother in the car.
His brows stiffened: "..."
The girl poked a hole in his coat, revealing two dejected eyes.
Chen Che suddenly found her funny and asked, "Where did the second senior brother come from in Maple Leaf Country?"
A truckload of noisy pigs of all sizes.
Shen Che insisted on pointing them out to her one by one: "The little one is Paige. The one next to her with a mouthpiece that looks like a hair dryer is her brother George."
She doesn't want to talk anymore.
Next to George and Peppa are two larger, adult pigs.
Chen Che had a wicked smile on his face: "Now, let's go as a family."
“!!!”
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canteen.
Chi Leyou gave him the meal card. The young master put his hands in his pockets, his long eyelashes half drooped, and looked at her with downcast eyes: "I'm not from your school, I don't know this place, I want you to buy me food."
“…”
It was mealtime, and the population density in the cafeteria reached its peak.
The two of them moved slowly with the trays.
The eldest young master: "I want to eat pork chops."
Chi Leyou pointed to the other side: "Master, I want a piece of fried fish fillet."
"?" He doesn't deserve to eat pork chops?
After walking a few steps forward, he saw the smoked pork and nudged the girl's arm with his elbow, saying in a gentle voice, "I want to eat this."
The girl curled her lips to the chef and said, "Master, one serving of smoked salmon."
Chen Che: “…”
This girl just went against him.
Two full trays, no meat or vegetables.
Chi Leyou met his scowl and said word by word, "You are not allowed to eat Peppa Pig."
Okay, okay, I’ll stay here and guard him!
Okay, she won this round.
Chen Che sent her back to the dormitory and threw the scooter away, "Take it back and use it."
Chi Leyou didn't answer.
The young master thought that this girl would only respond to soft tactics and not to hard ones, so he changed his approach: "Don't you Liuzi have a barter group?"
“Yeah, do you want to join the group?” She took out her phone, flipped through it, and found a large group with hundreds of people, showing it to Chen Che.
The young master took her hand and moved it downwards.
Maple Leaf Country's Little A: Five egg yolk mooncakes (expired 20 days ago), $5 each. Buy all and get a free pack of Youyou chicken feet (expired 10 days ago).
[B: A sewing machine. The needle has a problem and you may need to repair it yourself]
[C: 3 preserved eggs, half a bottle of cooking wine]
The young master, who was about to speak out, suddenly choked up and said, "Can you sell any junk?"
Before he finished speaking, the three preserved eggs and half a bottle of cooking wine in the group had been replaced.
Thanks to the diversity of the world, the young master, who has never been poor, has opened his third eye.
Chi Leyou said seriously: "I have exchanged clothes hangers with others and even bought a milk pan. There are indeed many weirdos in this group, but they can help in times of hardship."
Shen Che wanted to cut his tongue, and all the words came out. He pushed the scooter in front of her: "Then I will switch with you."
"Ah?" His thoughts were so wild that Chi Leyou couldn't keep up with his brain speed.
"The lamb is at my house," Chen Che said. "Let's trade. You take the cart, and I'll take the lamb."
He put his hands in his pockets, kicked the moss in the shade of the corner with his toes, and waited patiently for her answer.
The place where I stood was sheltered from the wind, and the sound was confined to the 90-degree corner of the wall, making it exceptionally quiet.
"Deal?" After kicking the moss, he looked up at her, a smile appearing at the corners of his mouth. She was very familiar with this smile. He would smile like this every time he talked to her.
It doesn't fit his shape at all.
People who don't know his family background might think he is an arrogant and self-righteous nobleman.
However, Chi Leyou was already familiar with him and knew a lot about him.
He laughed like a fool who opened the door to Grandma Wolf and invited her in to eat him.
This fool insisted on doing a business that would only make him lose money.
"MeeMee is only $59." she blurted out.
Chen Che exclaimed, "Accountant Chi is going to take the CPA exam?"
"No."
"Then why do you need to know so much? Is that how you pronounce the word 'deal'?" Even his twisted logic made sense, "Whimsing and hesitating."
"You, you." Chi Leyou was upset.
"It's happily decided."
Chi Leyou, who was not happy at all, was carried to the scooter by him. Chen Che stepped on the pedal in an exaggerated manner, and the skateboard began to move slowly.
"Hey!" The girl stretched out her arm to reach his arm.
The alarm beeps.
Dynamic balance detects abnormal riding posture of the user.
The man walking next to the scooter took hold of the empty handle, just like a childcare teacher steadying a child's scooter.
Chen Che controlled the handlebars with one hand, steering the bike towards the dormitory gate: "By the way, it has a function."
Chi Leyou didn't say anything, but quietly pricked up one ear.
"If it encounters a driver with unbalanced cerebellar development, it will sound the alarm." After saying this, as if to emphasize, he flicked off the alopecia that was sticking up on her head with his fingers.
"Chen, Che!"
The limp Daimao barely stood up, shaking a few times with his teeth and claws bared.
"Ha..." The air was filled with hearty laughter.
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The girl and her car were carried into the dormitory gate by Chen Che.
The door slammed shut, blocking him out.
Chi Leyou: "I don't want a car!"
His smile rippled through the glass, and his lips seemed to say, "Go back."
Chi Leyou was bewitched by his smile, and when she came to her senses, the car was already placed side by side with Park Ye-jin's second-hand car.
She held her chin, her mind experiencing an information explosion.
"How did you accept it?" Park Ye-jin knew her. She was never greedy and was a good girl who always believed that suffering a loss is a blessing.
"I don't know," Chi Leyou slapped his forehead, "What he said was all nonsense, but I actually thought it made a lot of sense. He must have attended a pyramid scheme training class."
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——"Why do I feel like you're a salesperson who tricks old people into buying health supplements?" Lu Ziyu was lying on the sofa in Shen Che's apartment, picking his feet in a completely ungraceful manner.
If it weren't for his title as military advisor, Chen Che would have kicked him down to the 9th floor.
"Yo-Yo is an empty-nest elderly person, cough cough cough - don't pinch me..." Lu Ziyu broke free from his hand with his two claws, "Today you bring her a box of eggs, tomorrow you bring her a foot bath, and the day after tomorrow Yo-Yo will give you her property certificate and passbook."
The wind blew in through the half-open window, bringing with it the new song composed by the rapper on the 7th floor—
"No money money money~feels so lonely lonely lonely~"
The air flow in the large flat floor stopped.
Chen Che closed the window with a wooden face.
When he turned to look at Lu Ziyu again, he said slowly: "But I asked her out to play."
When he heard about the date, Lu Ziyu had an expression that said "If you don't wake up, you'll be buried in the ground." He was very relieved. The male and female strategists worked together and finally saw a glimpse of success.
"How did you make the appointment?"
Shen Che touched his nose: "It's not important."
You don't want to tell me, right? Lu Ziyu has plenty of tricks up his sleeve. He sent a message to the group: @池乐悠
Chi Leyou: I’m here, Brother Ziyu.
He was in no hurry to reply, and said to Chen Che in a sly tone, "Are you going to accept it or not? If not, I'll ask her directly."
The fierce and ferocious Shen Da Motou just a second ago glanced at the chat page and said in a softer tone: "...I asked her to take me out to play."
Lu Ziyu, who had been suppressed by Chen Che since childhood, finally came to the fore. He successfully found his brother's weakness!
"Where are you going?"
"Planetarium."
“…”
Lu Ziyu pulled out a stack of information. The Waterfall Restaurant, the Forest Tree House Cafe… all of which Chen Che dismissed as "cliché" and "only for couples."
Zhao Xizhi pondered for three days and tailored a night rafting itinerary for the young couple for Chen Che.
If you are lucky, you can see the aurora. When you row, the oars will hit the microorganisms in the lake, which will emit a bright green light.
Chen Che was puzzled. "The temperature in the lake area is only five or six degrees Celsius at night. Do you want to freeze us to death? If you want to go, go by yourself. Also, your PPT skills are only this good. Are you sure you've attended college?"
"Mr. Shen, don't go too far!"
"So we searched for information everywhere, and the dating place we thought of for you is not as good as aliens?" Lu Ziyu stretched out his index finger, wanting to touch his fingertips with Shen Che's.
"Are you disgusting?" Shen Che couldn't stand it any longer and picked up the basketball and hit Lu Ziyu on the head.
The military advisor applied for two days of work injury and successfully extorted Shen Che's Koenigsegg.
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Chi Leyou has been very busy with classes recently, and she went to different classrooms and then walked her dog in the neighboring block. In the afternoon, she went to the food bank to volunteer, distributing food brought by other volunteers from all over the place. Her step count on WeChat reached 20,000.
【Wang Guihua just praised you】
WeChat received another message from Wang Guihua: A young, handsome woman.
Chi Leyou looked at the message for three seconds, imagining the gray-haired student wearing reading glasses, typing the text stroke by stroke, and chuckled. He replied: "Mr. Lao Wang, you can send voice messages."
Wang Guihua's voice message: "My grandson is such a slacker. He only walked 250 steps today, and I even scolded him for his step count on WeChat. If he continues like this, he will become fat as a ball! Oh, I wish Teacher Xiaochi was my granddaughter."
Wang Guihua had a plump, round face. Chi Leyou imagined her grandson's face was a copy and paste of hers and laughed, "Don't say that. Young people lose weight very quickly. Your grandson is very filial to you. Didn't you say he often buys supplements for you?"
"That brat is such a waste of money!" Wang Guihua complained. "He bought over a million yuan worth of wild ginseng at an auction! He's squandered all our money!"
“…”
Chi Leyou was speechless. She wanted to compete with the rich.
Chen Che didn't have classes today. Chi Leyou was busy all day and had no time to pay attention to him, so he didn't prepare any food for him.
The phone screen lights up.
He clicked on it and saw the girl smiling at him on his phone desktop - unfortunately it was just a photo. He snorted and clicked on WeChat.
【Ms. Wang just praised you】
Ms. Wang: 250!
Chen Che: “?”
The eldest grandson doesn't gamble, doesn't squander money, and just stays at home and behaves like a mushroom. Why does his grandmother scold him?
Chi Leyou won the WeChat step count championship. Chen Che gave a thumbs up.
The heart-shaped like grew wings, and Cupid shot it accurately into the girl's mobile phone from several blocks away.
Chi Leyou opened WeChat Sports and scrolled down one by one.
The Qman avatar is at the bottom of the list.
[Chen Che: 250 steps]
She muttered, "Hey, why do I have the same number of steps as Wang's grandson?"
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