Chapter 74: My girlfriend has been kissed by the king, and now she is my girlfriend.
.
A hot breath hit my face.
After the girl paused for a few breaths, Chen Che gently pressed his hand against her forehead, like a beast bowing its head, willing to break its neck for her.
The breeze blew away the leaves, and sunlight penetrated the cracks in the treetops, casting a lovely circular spot of light on her shoulders.
Chi Leyou was very nervous. The second step after accepting the confession, was he going to kiss her?
She closed her eyes and swallowed quietly.
The tension in his forehead suddenly relaxed, and his eyes were covered by his palm.
She blinked, like a child playing the blind men and the elephant game: "Why are you covering my eyes?"
"It's too sunny, please don't hurt our eyes." He suppressed the urge to kiss her and couldn't kiss her casually.
What’s the difference between this and urinating anywhere?
“…”
There was a rustling sound in the nearby bushes. The calico cat meowed and chased after the black cat. The meow was like a mocking sound. Why didn't he kiss her?! Chi Leyou was in trouble.
Shen Che didn’t understand girls’ thoughts: “Girlfriend.”
Facing the girl's embarrassed and angry gaze, he desperately wanted to survive, so he changed his words: "My dear girlfriend, can you delete the nonsense I said last night?"
A grown man who is too fussy.
He put the phone to her face and unlocked the face.
Top message——
Flash: We are not suitable for each other, let’s just be friends.
Her news was overshadowed by a series of deep and clear questions.
Chi Leyou deleted the files guiltily. But the stingy guy continued to settle the accounts: "And the ones on your phone, delete them too."
She pulled out her phone and deleted the messages quickly, then held it out to him as proof: "Hey, hey, I deleted them. Are you satisfied?"
He grabbed my hand.
Chi Leyou pulled his hand away, but failed. "What's my WeChat nickname Flash?"
The man looked like he would rather die than surrender.
She tilted her head to look at him, then suddenly realized: "You scolded me."
"Can't it be Flash Superman?"
"I don't know if it's lightning or not," Chi Leyou quickly pulled his hand away, catching him off guard, "It's definitely not a good thing."
The rejection was yesterday, it would be strange if he didn't scold her.
Chen Che pondered for half a second, and confessed that resisting would lead to no girlfriend: "Flash Slothmore in Zootopia is very cute."
A sloth that moved extremely slowly appeared in Chi Leyou's mind.
“…”
"Change it to 'Slow Dun Dun'?" He held his phone and carefully changed his nickname.
Chi Leyou stepped back a few meters. He was only a few steps away from her, separated from her by a thin sliver of light. The spring day, the gentle breeze, the towering branches, the sunlight embroidering his outline with a circle of bright golden stitches.
Joy grew from the depths of my heart, expanding. A strong sense of reality exploded in my chest, and my heart pounded uncontrollably. It turns out that joy can also be a silent cry.
Their eyes met.
Chi Leyou put his hands behind his back and walked away backwards.
"Slow down." Chen Che's face darkened. The golden statue he was worshipping had grown legs and was sliding down the shrine. What would he do if it bumped into something?
She suddenly stopped, tilted her head, and smiled mischievously. She accelerated her pace and rushed towards him.
The moment the girl stood on tiptoe and flew into the air, he opened his arms.
Caught a cloud falling into the mountain stream.
"It's 'slow', King of White Words." Her face flushed, and Chen Che's face was not much better.
The young master, who was in love for the first time, forced himself to retort: "It's a combination of slow and sloppy, you little fool."
She stretched out her finger and poked his cheek: "The White Character King can also blush."
Shen Che's chest was heaving, unable to calm down. They had only been dating for half an hour, but she was already so bold, like a pervert who was teasing a decent woman.
A voice came from a distance.
The girl in his arms froze, her head buried in his chest. A guilty voice floated up from under her chin: "Come on, come on, my dad is here."
Chen Che felt guilty about being implicated by her. He hadn't even begun to talk about love, and his father-in-law was already calling for violence. He held her tightly with his long arms, and the human-shaped koala clung tightly to his waist.
The man walked with the swiftness of a wind, like a peerless master in a martial arts drama. With his clothes fluttering, he and the bear had already slipped out of the residential complex.
White walls and black tiles, low-rise Jiangnan houses, bluestone alleys where sunlight doesn't reach, and green growing between the cracks in the stones.
He was breathing slightly and a thin layer of sweat appeared on his forehead.
Chi Leyou rolled up his sleeves and wiped away his sweat like a rag wiping a table.
"I want to come down." Once she accepted her boyfriend's setting, her voice became arrogant unconsciously.
"I still have to pay the taxi fare!" Chen Che was sweating and secretly cursed this heartless guy.
"You're not going out in a top hat."
Really thought he was taking a taxi. Shen Che's voice sank: "You're trying to shirk your responsibility by taking a pirated car?"
He was very strong and used his arms to lift her up.
Chi Leyou hurriedly held his shoulders, her eyelashes drooping slightly, and she looked down at him condescendingly. His pupils were shining softly. Although his tone was obviously angry, she could see from a subtle perspective that it was indulgence.
Then pamper him for once.
"come over."
Chen Che laughed out of anger. It was unbelievable. They had only been in love for 40 minutes, and the little ancestor had turned into a bossy old Buddha.
He turned his head and offered an ear obediently: "What are the highest instructions from the leader?"
Before he even finished speaking, he wanted to slap himself in the face. Look at how useless he is! But his body is far more honest than his brain. When his girlfriend called out, he immediately jumped over.
But his direct supervisor didn't want to give a long and boring speech.
After a while, a sweet scent came over.
Chi Leyou held his face, pouted her lips, and pressed a lip seal on his face with a "Pop" sound.
Chen Che's throat was knotted and he froze in place. "What are you doing? Why are you kissing me randomly?"
Why should we kiss everywhere? !
"Pigs need to be stamped with an inspection and quarantine stamp before they're released." She pulled her lips together, her smile widening like the scumbag in a melodramatic skit, her fingertips gently pinching the kissed cheek flesh, "Here, I stamped yours."
Once you kiss her, she's hers.
“…”
.
Chen Che: My girlfriend is hungry and wants to recommend a quiet restaurant.
He sent several red envelopes to the group.
Dog: Brother... your words confuse me. That tigress Zhang Xiaohe is cursing among the evil spirits.
There are many rich people in H City, but there are only a few second-generation rich people at the top of the pyramid.
Ghosts and monsters versus bad friends, rich girls versus second-generation rich kids.
Shen Che casually threw a photo into the group.
He had just come out of the bathroom with water dripping down his chin, and saw Chi Leyou squatting not far away. With a twist of his fingertips, he personally ended the life of a dandelion.
What a cruel woman! I hope she won’t abuse him in the future.
He used a camera to record evidence, which he later presented to the judge as evidence in court.
So, the members of the Fox Friends group saw this photo.
Fox: Bro, is this... the back of the girl's head?
Chen Che: Call me sister-in-law.
Peng: Where is the front face? Let's appreciate the sister-in-law's hair parting together?
Chen Che: Are you blind? She clearly has two whorls in her hair. They're called smart whorls. You don't even know how clever she is.
Dog: Ugh... I want to quit the group.
Friend: I heard that double-hair twirlers are very aggressive and would abuse their husbands. Zhang Xiaohe is already aggressive enough, and our sister-in-law...
Chen Che: You should also quit the group, both of you should quit together. @狗@友
.
The "fox" in "Fox Friends" runs a membership restaurant in H City.
The restaurant is hidden in a corner of the scenic area. The towering green bamboos act like a natural screen, separating the restaurant from the crowds of tourists.
The man was holding the girl's hand as they walked through the bamboo forest, as if they had accidentally entered the set of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
At the entrance of the restaurant, two rows of waiters lined up in unison and bowed 90 degrees: "Hello, Mr. Shen! Hello, Miss Chi!"
Chi Leyou had never seen such a scene before and thought it was the restaurant's standard for welcoming guests.
It was a bit socially awkward, but this was Shen Che’s friend’s restaurant, so Chi Leyou waved, “Okay, all good.”
She would never have imagined that there would be an even greater wave of social death to come.
The two rows of waiters retreated to the sides, and "Fox" made a brilliant appearance: "Miss Chi is Mr. Shen's girlfriend, called 'sister-in-law'!"
Chi Leyou waved his hands frantically: "No, no!"
"Sister-in-law! Son-in-law! Hello!" There was a roar out of nowhere, and everyone roared like they were calling out the names of new recruits.
“…”
Chen Che led people, like a new emperor ascending the throne, with a group of eunuchs and palace maids surrounding him.
After entering the box, Chi Leyou sat opposite Chen Che.
"Sit next to me." They had only been dating for 2 hours, so she couldn't ignore him.
She moved to sit next to him, and out of the corner of her eye she saw his straight mouth stretched to the back of his ears.
A spring in your mouth?
Small white-glazed plates were spread out one after another, with each dish measuring no more than three chopsticks' worth.
Shen Che didn't eat much and just watched her eat the whole time.
The dishes in front of her were piled high, but she was not born in the Year of the Ox and did not have four stomachs.
“I can pick it up myself.”
"That won't do." Chen Che put the milk mustard cod into Chi Leyou's bowl and asked, "Have you seen the sun bears in the zoo?"
Chi Leyoujun didn't realize that he was about to step into a trap and nodded foolishly.
The sun bear, which became a viral sensation last year, stood up, its wrinkled fur resembling an ill-fitting doll costume. The allegations that "zoo staff were impersonating animals to solicit business" even alarmed mainstream media in the United States.
"You are a sun bear and I am the keeper. Feeding the bear is my job."
“…”
He held her head in his palm and rubbed three stupid hairs out of Chen Yun's carefully combed hair.
She quickly picked up the chopsticks, picked up the cod, and brought it to his mouth: "Ah, open your mouth."
.
Zhang Xiaohe walked around the black car in the parking lot. The license plate had five eights.
Not a deck.
After being humiliated and defeated at the Shen family, and then spreading rumors about Shen Che's incompetence in the group, a one-sided victory wasn't enough. She wasn't satisfied, and an actual fight was more exciting.
She walked into the kitchen.
The fox, who was developing a new dish with the chef, froze, feeling like he was doomed. "Oh my goodness, Nine Thousand Year Old, what are you doing here?"
"Which box is Chen Che in?"
"He's gone..."
"The car is here, the people are here."
Zhang Xiaohe opened the door of the box with an arrogant look on his face.
I saw the following horrifying scene:
A girl raised her chopsticks and fed vegetables to Chen Che, her kindergarten classmate nicknamed Iceberg Brother.
A thin and long foreign relative of garlic sprouts.
asparagus!
When Chen Che ate lunch at kindergarten, he would always use a spoon to pick apart the asparagus on his plate one by one. He hated asparagus, just as Zhang Xiaohe hated her rival in love.
Her rival was talking: "Is it delicious?"
The extremely sweet tone came in through the ear canal, causing the insulin level in Zhang Xiaohe's body to surge.
Brother Bingshan curled his lips: "It's not bad."
"Eating more asparagus is good for your health. We're just giving it to you to try. If you don't like it, we won't order it next time."
"I want to eat."
"Oh, I'll give you another one."
The man Zhang Xiaohe had been in love with for seventeen years, a man who had never looked her in the eye, opened his mouth obediently. Like a tamed wolf, he offered his proud head to a human. His prone position on the ground was a gesture of soliciting a touch.
Zhang Xiaohe's pupils trembled: "..."
Help, her life is also a life.
The girl turned around suddenly, and Wu Nong looked at her curiously.
Their eyes met.
"Is this your friend?" She tilted her head and asked the man sitting next to her.
Shen Che's eyes darkened, and he said to Zhang Xiaohe: "What are you doing here?"
"Why are you so fierce?" The girl glared at him, then turned back with a smile, "Let's eat together? Waiter—"
"No, no." Zhang Xiaohe's arrogant revengeful arrogance was completely extinguished. "I was passing by... I heard Li Zhuangzhuang say you were here. So, I just came to say hello."
"Hello, sister-in-law." Zhang Xiaohe addressed Chi Leyou respectfully, just like Li Zhuangzhuang did.
"Ah, hello, hello. Are you really not going to eat?"
Zhang Xiaohe took a few steps back.
A girl's soft voice sounded in the box.
"Who is Li Zhuangzhuang?" Not knowing what Chen Che showed her, she continued, "Why are you randomly adding notes to people? 'Fox' turns out to be him!"
"I want some asparagus, too."
"Clear all, no more orders today. I'll make you shrimp balls with asparagus and tomato sauce next time."
"Tomorrow, okay?"
Zhang Xiaohe fled away.
For the past 17 years, she had become a joke. The man who was cold and icy in everyone's eyes could laugh, make noises, and act coquettishly with his girlfriend.
——The iceberg does not melt because it has not encountered the scorching sun.
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com
