Chapter 77: Paid Kiss Do You Know My Boyfriend Is the Most Handsome in the World?
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Chi Leyou tried to struggle to get up, but he was locked tightly by him. His thin arms were stronger than a hemp rope.
Knowing she was in the wrong, she spoke with a voice as sharp as a wolf's hair tip that had lost its edge. The arrogance she had shown in front of Shen Che disappeared without a trace.
"It was just something I said in anger, because..." The words got stuck in his throat and Chi Leyou swallowed them forcefully.
Grumpy Puppy: "Because what?"
The sound of teeth grinding came from the side of her ear, and she felt the airflow brought by her breathing at the base of her ear.
The prelude to madness.
“…”
Others said that he was "not capable", and she believed it and actually believed it.
The tips of Chi Leyou's ears suddenly turned red, and the paint dyed the palette red, quickly spreading to her neck.
Chen Che loosened his grip a bit, fearing it would hurt her. He was a grown man, bullying a girl. What kind of person was he?
He used his height to press his chin into the curve of the girl's neck and shoulder. "Then you speak, I'll listen."
A minty, refreshing scent swept across her face, and a tingling sensation spread throughout her body. Chi Leyou's neck shrank.
The eldest young master was embarrassed and said, "Just now you put your machine gun on my head, but I don't hate you." He seemed to enjoy it.
He rested his chin on his girlfriend's shoulder, why was she hiding?
Chi Leyou was short of breath and retorted: "Your head stinks, it smells like rotten eggs."
You can hear a pin drop in the car; retribution in this life may be delayed but it will come.
The eldest young master was furious, "I'll smoke you to death!"
To see his girlfriend, he got up early in the morning and showered, waiting for the emperor to favor him. But the tyrant emperor didn't even glance at him.
He immediately regretted his words after cursing, but now he was the victim. Afraid that his girlfriend would get really angry, Chen Che reached out with his long arms, lifted her up, and pressed her onto his lap.
Chi Leyou kicked her legs and tried to run, but the stinky man shamelessly stretched out his calf and blocked her knees like a bolt, completely blocking all her escape routes.
Did she break the law? It felt like she was being tied up and paraded through the streets of Caishikou.
"Tell the truth in court," Chen Che said in a harsh tone. He was the victim, crying out for justice. "Why did you wrongly accuse me, huh?"
It was just torture, but Chi Leyou confessed and said, "It's mainly because you are good-looking."
Chen Che grabbed a bunch of her hair and twirled it around his fingers, "You hit the nail on the head. As for me, I've never been ugly, from elementary school, junior high school, high school to now."
"Exclude elementary school." Chi Leyou sneered at his shamelessness, "You were as fat as a shot put in elementary school, heavier than I am now."
"Ahem..." Having accurately hit the sore spot, Chen Che wanted to block his aunt's mouth, "Please be careful with your words, the perpetrator."
Chi Leyou was sitting in his circle, and the natural human-shaped cushion was quite comfortable. His back, which was tense at first, surrendered after a few minutes.
She leaned lazily in his arms and said, "I thought you were forced by life to obey me..." This was simply a treasonous statement, so she kept her mouth shut.
Chen Che wore a smoky white, chunky-knit sweater that was all the rage. Its silhouette was soft and saggy, held in place by his straight shoulders, like a human clothes hanger. He embraced his girl, playfully revealing the white T-shirt underneath, refreshing as a celestial tulle cloud.
Chi Leyou's confession was like a tube of toothpaste that had run dry, you squeezed it a little and revealed a sentence.
"It's all your fault. Who told you not to tell me?" She twisted the wool on his cuffs. The pullover was an old style, and the designer added holes to it. As long as you didn't pull it hard, the clothes would not be damaged.
Chi Leyou pulled out a piece of wool, and she pulled it——
Like peeling off a cocoon, a hole appeared at the cuff.
"..." She didn't move, her eyes flickering to the side behind her. The young master who was forcing her to confess still had the leisure to pick up a strand of her hair and twist it between his fingers to play with it.
Humph, just play, play, she plays too.
She was bold enough to pull out the thread on his sleeve.
"They spread rumors about me," Chen Che concluded, "that I was a duck."
"Don't say that word." Chi Leyou turned away, avoiding his sour face, and couldn't move his tongue straight, "Duck is Chick's good friend."
"Ha." Laughter suddenly overflowed -
Silence! The gavel banged in my mind, and the imaginary judge's voice was muffled: "Plaintiff, you two should just mediate. In divorce cases, this court encourages reconciliation, not separation."
Shen Che forced himself to control the corners of his mouth that were about to lose control, pretending to be deep: "Then tell me, how do we settle this matter?"
In the second half of the trial, the plaintiff skipped the judge and directly demanded compensation for mental damages from the defendant.
"Apologize?"
Shen Che was anxious: "Who asked you to apologize?"
The yarn twisted out of his hand became longer and longer. Chi Leyou rolled it into a ball with a guilty conscience, "I'll pay you."
She mentally calculated her savings and said, "I don't have much more. If there's a certain gap between your desired price and mine, I can work part-time to make up for it."
"..." Chen Che was stabbed, "I want my girlfriend's money? Then what will I become?"
Chi Leyou muttered, "Anyway, I'm not a friend of the chicken."
Whose girlfriend is so humorous?
The anger had long since vanished, just like having a cup of shaved cola in the dog days of summer, the cool sweetness sliding into the throat and suppressing the restlessness in the heart.
She couldn't understand what Chen Che was doing, and the ball of fluff in her hand grew bigger and bigger.
Chi Leyou gave all his patience to the ball of fluff in his hand and said, "Then tell me how to compensate me."
The defendant even took the initiative to present new evidence of the crime - the canine teeth cut the yarn and stuffed the fluffy ball into the man's palm.
Chen Che picked up the pompom and glanced at his left sleeve.
Wow, the long sleeves have become three-quarter sleeves.
It took him three seconds to confirm his girlfriend's masterpiece.
The defendant was even more arrogant than the judge and would rather die than surrender. "Isn't your father the director? Arrest me and put me in the detention center."
"He dares."
"I want to take the green channel."
“…”
His warmth came through the thin fabric of his clothes. Chi Leyou's face felt hot and she almost broke free from his restraints. The moment she stood up, her head hit the roof of the car.
Boom! The sound startled Shen Che.
She hunched over stupidly, her head experiencing a small earthquake.
Chen Che pulled her back and rubbed her head distressedly: “Here?”
"Hiss..." Tears welled up in the corners of his eyes.
"You're amazing! This bump is so swollen," he said, relaxing his hand on her hair. "It's as big as the ball you made."
The pain was secondary; the main thing was the embarrassment. She hurriedly buried herself in his arms, her slender arms like morning glory vines in the morning light, tenderly wrapping around his neck.
"Does it still hurt?"
"It hurts." The sound, mixed with wet tears, reached his ears through the touching skin.
"Is it a concussion? Let's go to the hospital for a CT scan."
“…”
Shen Che wanted to call the driver, but Chi Leyou snatched the phone away and said, "It's not that serious."
"Who said that? You knocked my baby into the Immortal Master Wuliang."
The rear compartment was silent, and the sunlight slanted through the one-way glass, brightening his eyes.
Her figure was flowing in the deep brown pupils, so lingering that it could not be separated.
The palm that was pressing on her head moved down to support the back of her neck.
Forget the sense of ritual, forget where the first kiss is the most romantic.
In the cramped back seat of the car, on the curb outside the resettlement house, on the ordinary April 4th - Damn, it seems like today is Qingming Festival?
But the throbbing in my heart is as strong as spring buds.
Every second.
Uncontrolled emotions break through all preset boundaries.
Even if he wasn't holding his most beloved girl in his arms, his thoughts would cross countless intersections and fall accurately on her.
He caressed her face, pressed his fingertips on the dimples where he had pecked her lightly, and his eyes fell on her lips.
Chen Che lowered his head and kissed her.
Time seems to stand still.
Chi Leyou felt his refreshing and warm breath, almost drowning in such a kiss. She closed her eyes slightly, and the slits between her eyes showed the hazy face.
A man with a hard mouth can also have soft and lovely lips.
Shen Che used his free hand to rub her head.
Her heart was pounding so fast that she imitated him and touched his cheek clumsily. His skin was so soft and elastic, he must have used an expensive facial mask.
The carriage was quiet and the air was filled with fragrance.
They kissed endlessly.
“Knock, knock, knock.”
"Is anyone there?"
She suddenly came to her senses and frantically looked for cover.
The car was spotless, without even a pillow.
"What are you panicking about?" Chen Che lowered his eyes and embraced her.
"Who is it..." She had nowhere to hide and her voice trembled.
"Traffic police."
The coward's face turned red and purple. Chen Che had no choice but to pull out the hem of his clothes and wrap her head and neck in it.
The window was only a quarter of the way down.
The traffic police said that someone reported that a car was blocking the side gate of the community. They called 114 but couldn't contact the owner, so they would tow the car away if no one came.
"Sorry, my driver will be here soon."
The traffic policeman thought: A license plate with 5 eights is amazing, it must be loading cargo.
"Ticket——" Forget it, education is the main thing.
Chen Che: “Open it.”
Oh my god, I ran into a troublemaker and the traffic police was speechless.
"Okay, the person is gone."
"Isn't he issuing a ticket?"
"One-way glass, why are you so guilty?"
His girlfriend put a few inches of cricket pupae on him.
Boo—the head popped out of his collar and the little sea lion floated to the surface of the ocean.
The silhouette of this pullover sweater from a trendy brand was deformed, with sleeves that were one long and one short. The designer was so shocked by it that he vomited blood and was sent to the hospital.
"Why don't you talk to the traffic police?" She was worried about the parking fee. "Why don't you beg him a few times? What if he doesn't give you a ticket?"
"Do you understand why I pay for a kiss?"
“…”
The traffic police shook his head and gave a ticket to 5 8s.
"Okay, the fine is paid." Shen Che was in a very happy mood.
"Then drive away!" She tried to leave, but Chen Che held her by the clothes.
"You've already been punished, so kiss me a little longer, or you'll suffer a great loss!"
“Hmm…”
The sun penetrates the one-way glass and peeks—
There is no difference between you and me between the two shadows.
"Can you kiss me?" The girl protested with a red face, and the judge adjourned the court.
Chen Che suppressed the ecstasy in his heart, picked up his sleeve and wiped her face, "Is it not possible to become a talent by self-study?"
"You bit my nose!" Chi Leyou pointed at his nose, "There must be teeth marks here!"
"Let me see." Chen Che, like an orthopedist, cupped her face with both hands.
Up, down, left, right.
Chi Leyou was dizzy from his spinning.
"There are no teeth marks~" He pressed the tip of her nose with his thumb, "I only saw Bajie."
“!!!”
A beating will make it less.
After being beaten up by his girlfriend, the young master walked out of the massage hospital feeling relaxed.
A man named Shen knelt devoutly in the temple of the God of Wealth, wishing for wealth. The God of Wealth was in a good mood and granted him half of his wish. Haha, he got "cheap".
Her nagging boyfriend took out the breakfast carefully prepared by Mrs. Wang as if he was presenting a treasure.
Muddy wontons, cold dumplings, thick crepe cakes that stick together like naan, and soft Longjing osmanthus pastries.
He laughed awkwardly, "Even Mrs. Wang's strict selections sometimes fail."
"Shall we go to the Apang Fried Buns shop in front for breakfast?" The girl pointed in a direction with a burning gaze.
The noble young master looked at the small shop with a handwritten sign and asked: "Can it be delicious?"
Chi Leyou patted his chest and said, "I went home the next day after I had my bowel movement! I've been a local tyrant for twenty years—I know this area like the back of my hand!"
"OK."
The car door opened, the man took her hand and looked back at her. She curled her eyes, and the tip of her nose that he had bitten looked like a small red moon.
The vegetable vendors were shouting in my ears. The old lady pointed at the live chicken in the iron cage and asked, "Is this a chicken?"
“Authentic free-range chicken!”
make a deal.
Shen Che covered her eyes: “Don’t look.”
"Ah?" Chi Leyou didn't notice at all.
Chen Che leaned close to her ear and said solemnly, "The chicken was executed."
He held her like a wounded soldier, half lifting her body, "Go, go! Don't scare my little pig."
Ah Pang fried buns.
"Hey, isn't this Lao Chi's daughter? Are you back home?" A big man walked out of the store. He was two heads shorter than Chen Che and three times as wide as him.
"Fat Uncle." Chi Leyou pulled Shen Che over.
Ah Pang's eyes fell on their folded hands, and he whispered in dialect, "Boyfriend?"
Chi Leyou nodded vigorously.
Chen Che was heartbroken. At this stage, although he couldn't face the light in front of his father-in-law, his girlfriend was quite understanding. On the second day of their relationship, she openly introduced him to her acquaintances.
Ah Pang glanced at Chen Che again, seeing how his smile was worthless.
He looks quite handsome, but I'm afraid he's not very intelligent.
It doesn’t matter, as long as the girl from the Chi family likes it.
Chi Leyou blinked: "Uncle Fatty, don't tell my dad!"
"I know!" Ah Pang laughed so hard that his jaw dropped three times, and looked Chen Che up and down, "The boy is quite handsome."
Chi Leyou was proud: "That's right, my boyfriend is the most handsome in the world!"
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