Time flies. More than half a month has passed since the battle with Xuanye in Jialan City.
With the help of the elders, the water in the lake above Galan City has completely receded, and the demons in the city have gradually woken up. I believe that after adapting for a period of time, they will be able to slowly integrate into the current world of immortal cultivation.
Pei Ji and his senior sister were the most seriously injured, but after a period of recuperation, they were finally able to move freely.
Ningning practiced sword for a whole day yesterday. As soon as she walked out of the hospital in the morning, she heard a fierce voice not far away.
The voice was clearly a light and pleasant female voice, but it was read out with a tone of fearlessness, like thunderclapping out of a clear sky, and the sound of monkeys crying non-stop.
"Fuck the center of the creation spirit of Ganzhi! The Yin-Yang and Five Elements are in my hands, and the essence of the sun and the moon is swallowed into the Danshe, my Ganlin mother! Explore the root of the sky, and the true breath will give birth to spring. The black and yellow are integrated, and the whole body is renewed. Muscles, bones, skin and flesh, come and recover your mother's Qiankun stick hammer! Ah——! Die!"
The words are sonorous and he pauses after each word.
She recited the text so well that it sounded like she was shouting a rap, as if she could pack up and make her debut on the spot in the next second. Her stage name is MC铿锵玫瑰.
Ningning then remembered that the academy where her senior sister had failed to graduate for many years was about to have its annual final exams. If she failed to pass, she would have to continue to suffer for a whole year.
——But this way of endorsing something with curse words is too much! Senior sister, calm down!
Ningning was worried and walked towards the sound, and sure enough, she saw Zheng Weiqi at the edge of the cliff.
She was still wearing men's clothes, with her long black hair tied up high. Her delicate features were illuminated by the morning sun. At first glance, she was indeed a graceful beauty, but it was a pity that her facial features were so ferocious, and the constant roaring from her mouth made her recite the book as if it were a butchering pig.
Sensing someone approaching, Zheng Weiqi stopped and looked up slightly. Seeing that the person coming was Ningning, he showed a bright smile: "Junior sister!"
"Senior sister."
The morning reading she had just heard was still ringing in her ears, and Ningning was a little confused: "Didn't Master cast a forbidden spell to forbid you from swearing?"
"You don't understand this."
Zheng Weiqi smiled mysteriously, jumped down from the huge rock at the top of the cliff, and stirred up a breeze: "Do you still remember the content of the forbidden spell?"
Ningning will naturally never forget this incident.
The verbal dispute between the eldest sister and the young city lord in Galan City was a masterpiece, and it still ranks among the top three in Ningning's "classic scenes in the world of cultivation".
As for the content of the forbidden spell, as long as you swear or use foul language, you will do the thing that you are most opposed to at that moment. Now she casts the spell while reciting the book -
I see!
Ningning opened her eyes wide as if she suddenly understood something, and looked at Zheng Weiqi with a hint of admiration in her eyes.
The eldest sister is worthy of being the eldest sister. The last thing she wants to do at this moment is to endorse. Once she uses the forbidden spell cast by Tian Xianzi -
You can force yourself to keep reciting and never stop!
What a talent!
Cursing and reciting at the same time, the two complement each other, it is simply a perpetual motion machine of endorsement.
I'm afraid even Tian Xianzi himself could not have imagined that the curse would be used in such a place.
"I've been studying a lot lately, and my mouth and ears are almost covered with calluses. Those bastard elders not only don't know how to discourage themselves, but they also test you all the time. Either you or I test you. What the hell are you testing?"
Zheng Weiqi grinned and said, her eyes curved flatteringly: "Junior sister, I've been learning so much that I'm tired. Do you want to go with me to earn some pocket money?"
Ning Ning was stunned: "Pocket money? To set up a stall?"
"Of course not! I'm about to take the exam, so I don't have time to go down the mountain to buy anything. Don't you know? There are ways to make money in our mountain gate."
Seeing the little girl frowning in confusion, Zheng Weiqi patiently said, "It's the pagoda! The higher the floor, the greater the possibility of dropping high-level treasures. If you are lucky, you don't have to worry about food expenses for a whole year - didn't you get the priceless ghost bead?"
It seems so.
But she gave it to Pei Ji.
"Although the chance of encountering a hidden plot is very small, even the items dropped in the normal levels are of high value. Let's find another person and go directly to the illusion of the extremely difficult mode. After a fight, we will definitely gain a lot."
Zheng Weiqi smiled and said, "As the saying goes, three people make a tiger! I learned new words and put them into practice. Isn't that great!"
Ningning: ...
Ning Ning was heartbroken: "Senior Sister, this is not how you use 'three people make a tiger'."
——Is this what you call "superb"? Can you really pass this assessment, senior sister? ? ?
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The sky is hazy with rain and fog.
The illusion gradually emerged before her eyes, and the first thing Ningning felt was a chill that went straight to her bones.
Zheng Weiqi deliberately chose the notoriously difficult floor of the pagoda. Also coming in with them were the notoriously poor He Zhizhou and the notoriously vicious Pei Ji.
Unlike the last time when they separated after entering the pagoda, this time the four of them appeared in the same place.
This place looks very much like a small town in the south of the Yangtze River during the plum rain season. The thick smoke and dark rain weave a huge net falling from the sky, hanging straight from the clouds to the light green clothes of the wild grass.
It should be evening now, and dusk is about to fall. There is no sun or moon in the sky, only cotton-like clouds piled up and blocking the sky light.
They were standing on a long embankment, not far away was a quiet river, dyed a misty dark gray by the milky white smoke. The willows scissor the wind, causing light spring mist and sudden rain; the cool breeze blows gently, rippling the jade-colored river like a cold mirror.
A stone bridge spans the river. Looking back, there are low houses with green tiles and white walls, all immersed in rain and fog, making it impossible to see clearly.
It looks more like a smudge of black ink on rice paper, appearing distant and unclear.
Ningning took a deep breath of air, and the cool sweetness mixed with the scent of grass and trees was like a refreshing dessert in summer, making her feel refreshed.
This illusion was not mentioned in the original novel, so she did not know the specific plot. She only heard from Zheng Weiqi that it had stumped many Jindan and even Yuanying stage disciples.
She was obsessed with setting up stalls down the mountain and seldom came to the pagoda. She heard that this level was extremely difficult, so she never tried it.
A cry came unexpectedly, as mournful as if someone had accidentally lost a lottery ticket worth five million.
Ningning used her spiritual energy to block out the dense raindrops and looked in the direction of the sound.
There were few people on both sides of the embankment, and the person closest to them was a young girl in a long green dress.
The girl was holding an oil-paper umbrella embroidered with lilac flowers and was sobbing softly with her head lowered. Although her face was covered with her hands and her appearance could not be seen clearly, judging from her swaying figure like a dew flower and the faintly revealed facial features, she could be considered beautiful.
She seemed to be trying her best to suppress her crying. Each sob was fragmented, like debris blown away by the wind, hitting the eardrums of others. The well-deserved indifference, desolation and melancholy are worthy of a guest appearance in "Rainy Alley".
"She cried so hard."
He Zhizhou thought intently: "As far as I know, in almost all the plots of the storybooks, this kind of plot of a person walking in the rain and crying originates from a sad relationship - this is when I, a handsome young man, need to appear and give her a little comfort."
Zheng Weiqi was indeed a seasoned veteran. She glanced at him calmly and tightened her grip on the sword at her waist. “As far as I know, in almost all the plots of the pagoda, that girl is only an out-and-out demon. Don’t fall for the beauty trap and get sent out as soon as you come in.”
"So what if it's a monster." He Zhizhou was indeed an otaku who was proficient in all kinds of beautiful girls' love games in his previous life. He smiled and rubbed his hands, full of confidence: "I will tell you the story of White Snake and Xu Xian after I go back. With my personal charm, even if it is a monster, I can turn the situation around and turn it into a beautiful love legend."
"Just you?"
Ning Ning was also used to confronting him: "When it comes to love legends, my junior brother's face is more suitable to be the male lead."
Pei Ji pursed his lips and said nothing.
As soon as Ning Ning finished speaking, she heard the sobbing beside her ear suddenly stop, followed by the sound of something falling to the ground and splashing water -
It turned out that the ground was slippery in the rain, and the girl in green fell to the ground while crying. The oil-paper umbrella was blown away by the wind, leaving her alone in the rain, struggling to get up.
The green shirt touches the water, just like a blooming duckweed.
And her appearance finally became clear in the rain and fog. Her eyebrows were like distant mountains, and her eyes were as clear as autumn water. She looked so sad and resentful that I felt pity for her.
"Now it's my turn to show up! Pei Ji, you should learn this well, it will definitely be useful in picking up girls in the future."
He Zhizhou lowered his voice and said, "I've seen this plot before. It's nothing more than helping her up, asking about her well-being, and then leading to the plot during the conversation. Just watch carefully."
After a pause, he continued, "Don't you think that her skirt, spread out like this, looks like a big round scallion pancake? It makes me a little hungry - can you eat in the illusion?"
Ningning: ...
With your level of thinking, it doesn't seem like you can develop a love story! Please go directly to the stall to fry the scallion pancakes, thank you!
For some reason, she suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart, and even began to worry about the girl.
He Zhizhou did what he said without any hesitation. He took a step forward and shouted exaggeratedly in line with the plot: "Girl, what's wrong with you!"
He didn't hold an umbrella, and his feet were swinging back and forth in the puddles. Sometimes he stepped on the moss on the shore and would sway involuntarily from side to side.
He doesn't look like a gentleman, but rather like he is walking like a duck.
This is destined to be a love story between duck and scallion pancake.
When the woman in green saw him, she raised her eyes with tears in her eyes, stretched out her right hand tremblingly, and called out tenderly, "Sir."
Ningning had already vaguely guessed the ending and sighed inwardly.
——He Zhizhou ran very fast, so he never noticed that there was a huge piece of wet moss near where the girl in green slipped.
The next moment, he will personally interpret what it means to "score twice".
The moss said, the shoes kissed me with pain, but I responded with songs.
He Zhizhou's movements were comparable to those of the Philippine national diving team. After a pose of "Ten Thousand Buddhas Paying Homage to the Buddha", he fell backwards with his hands up and legs straight, exactly like the girl in green, and fell hard.
He thought things couldn't get any worse.
But the hammer of fate finally fell on the weak shoulders of this beautiful boy.
——Before he fell, he was running in the direction of the girl in green.
Newton's coffin lid was still there. According to the laws of mechanics, under the action of inertia, even if he fell to the ground, he would continue to slide towards her.
Question: What will happen if the girl in green stays where she is and He Zhizhou slides down towards her?
Answer: I cannot bear to answer that.
His legs stretched forward, with the soles of his feet landing right on the girl's shoulders.
Then he kicked her far away.
It's the kind that keeps turning around and sliding away.
It was foggy and rainy today, and He Zhizhou met a girl who was spinning and sliding away like a spinning top.
She has the color of a spinning top, the fragrance of a spinning top, and the sorrow of a spinning top. She is sad and confused in the rain.
She glided by, like a dream, as sad and confused as a dream. Like a spinning top sliding past in a dream, the girl slid past him.
She went farther and farther away silently, until she reached the dilapidated shore.
etc.
By the shore.
He Zhizhou suddenly opened his eyes wide, stretched out his right hand in vain like a loach in the rain, and uttered a heroic wail: "No——!"
He thought that in this script, he could become the handsome male protagonist who was surrounded by many beauties. I didn't expect that I guessed the beginning, but I could never guess the ending.
He is not Xu Xian, but a spinning top rope.
The woman in blue who was kicked away by him turned around and slid to the end of the embankment.
The moment she completely fell into the river, He Zhizhou saw her expression.
It was like finally finding the person who stole her five million lottery ticket. She felt shocked, horrified, and angry, and the emotions were more abstract than an abstract painting.
In the distance, some passerby screamed in a voice so loud that it could break through the fog and fly up to the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the dark clouds: "Help! Someone is being murdered!"
Who would have thought.
Although this is an intricate story-based adventure game, the player took a different approach and murdered an important NPC right at the beginning.
Zheng Weiqi couldn't bear to watch it and let out a long sigh.
Ningning covered her face with her hands, choking with tears.
There was some confusion in Pei Ji's eyes, as if he couldn't understand why He Zhizhou meant "study hard" like this.
If the pagoda could speak, it would surely utter that classic quote in anger:
Are you kidding me? You guys are the worst class of students I have ever taught!
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