"Hahaha, cool, squeeze harder, change this shoulder."
The prince crossed his legs, and Ji Nianqin was massaging his left shoulder and then stepping on it, like a stack of monks.
"What are you doing, Ji Nianqin? You're hurting me."
"Prince, although I think you are better off alive than dead, you can't always ask me to do work. Am I being too generous to you?"
"Didn't you say you would never scold me again?"
"Prince, I now seriously suspect that you are hiding on purpose."
"I'm hiding? Haha, why don't you try hiding in the sea? It's because of my singing that even the waves are afraid of me. They made a hole in it, like a little house, and then dropped crabs into it. Those are the ones you just ate."
"It seems the waves are annoying you. Besides, Prince, the crab was so small it didn't even have any meat. I didn't eat it at all. What's wrong with you? Did you eat it?"
"Yeah, I tasted pretty good."
"That's a baby crab. How can you be so cruel?"
"Am I cruel, or are you? You gave me a broken swimming ring, and the air leaked when I got in it."
"Then I don't know, why don't you tell me?"
"Telling you is pointless. If I hadn't been doggy paddling, you wouldn't have seen me right now. Look at how the kids are laughing at me. They're saying I'm not a dragon, but a dog. Even Lulu is laughing at me. She swims just like me, so she shouldn't be mocking me. It's just that I couldn't help myself and got scared."
"What? Hahaha... Prince, I never thought you'd have such a day. Now you know your singing is terrible, right? If you truly love something and work hard at it, I won't stop you. I'm afraid you're not sincere and are actually damaging other people's ears."
"Don't you believe me? I'll make their ears bleed. No, I'll make their ears pregnant."
"I don't care who you get pregnant, but the house needs to be renovated. This house is a bit quirky. There are two bathrooms, but the kids and I only need one, so I'll use the other one as a practice room. I'll also have a construction team add some extra soundproofing panels just for you. Isn't that nice? I'll pay for it all, just don't disturb anyone."
"Ji Nianqin, did you trap me? And you gave me the bathroom? There's not enough space for me to lie flat, right?"
"Then why don't you just curl up your legs? It's your fault that you're so tall."
"Is it wrong that I'm tall? It just means I'm well-nourished."
"So you're too well-nourished. But what about the children in ancient times? Didn't they all have sallow complexions?"
"You can't blame me for not eating well. We distributed all the food during the Ming Dynasty, and you distributed it yourself. Who knows if it didn't reach these children? That only means they didn't come to get it."
"So now they're coming over, still having to climb mountains and wade through rivers, so you should pay them quickly."
"Ji Nianqin, what's with your attitude? It's like I owe them something. This is the modern era, and we need to think long-term. I don't owe anyone anything."
"Then why do you still have children surrounding you all day, shouting 'Long live the emperor'? Do you really think you've ascended the throne? I think if you continue like this, you'll die in a few days..."
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