Of course, the police will rescue whoever is closer to them first.
"Squeak, squeak, freeze, freeze."
"It's too cold, too cold."
Ji Nianqin and the prince rushed to drink the ginger soup and fought over the single bed.
"Give me."
"Give me the warm baby."
"Give it to me, please?"
"Give it to me, give it to me. If you do this again, be careful or I will really be angry with you."
"Prince, do you think I'm afraid of you getting angry? If you're angry, just stay away from me and don't sit on my lap. I'll still be very happy then."
"Sitting on your pushchair? Sorry, I didn't see it."
"It's okay, just get up."
"I mean, I need to sit on both of your legs. How can I sit on one? Okay, this time it looks like a meat cushion."
"Prince, you idiot, get up right now, or I'm going to fart."
"You farted? Hahaha, I don't believe it. Farts are the essence of life. You can't just let them out whenever you want."
"puff!"
A loud fart came out of Ji Nianqin's body.
"Ahahaha, look at what I've done to you. You're like a wolf running away with its tail between its legs. If you have the guts, come and fight with me again."
Ji Nianqin snorted a few times, and then a lot of thick smoke rose into the air.
"Oh my god, why did you fart again?"
"It's not me this time, it's really not me, it seems like someone else is cooking."
"Ji Nianqin, do you think I'm stupid? Who cooks and smells like stinky feet?"
"Of course, that's what stinky tofu is."
"Hahaha, stinky tofu? Just thinking about it makes me laugh. Give me some stinky tofu to try. There's no such thing as this food, okay?"
"No? I see you're quite ignorant. Here, I'll get you something to try. And, go get the kids. We can eat together."
"No need, they've already finished their mutton. The mutton soup was just a mouthful left by the lawyer for me."
"You can't eat anymore after you finish eating? Go quickly and call them all over."
"No, I won't go. What's the matter? You're such a funny person, forcing others. Besides, I'm just a weak, pitiful, helpless little cutie. I haven't eaten all day and I can't even walk."
"Just think about it and it's okay."
"I don't think that stinky thing is a delicacy. Can I ask if you can try something else?"
"Then you can only eat instant noodles. We still have them at home, but they're not very nutritious. Are you sure you want to eat them? One bag of instant noodles is equivalent to four bowls of rice."
"Four bowls of rice? That's great, I'll go back and eat that. I can just break it in half, hahaha."
"Okay, that's equivalent to two bowls of rice. But don't forget, while you're eating, the lawyer's toned body is all acquired through training. Don't cry and say you don't have time."
"Of course not."
After the prince finished speaking stubbornly, he pinched his biceps, which were as soft as pork.
"This is a lesson, bloody and bloody. Will you still leave all the delicious food for me in the future? Anyway, you have the final say on your figure."
"Why should I be so nice? I'm not going to participate in a bodybuilding competition."
"Why not? Go now. I can be your special doctor and help you lose weight. Don't be afraid, don't be afraid. This is just..."
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