Chapter 509 I'm Behind You



"Ji Nianqin, my mother and I are back. Where are you?"

"I'm right behind you."

"Behind me? Don't be ridiculous. These are all cemeteries, okay? What are you doing? It's good to be alive. Don't tell me there's something wrong with you."

"Of course there is. I'm just wondering why your mother's tomb isn't immortalized? I've searched many times, and this area is entirely occupied by Ming Dynasty empresses."

"No way, you mean my mother doesn't even have a grave?"

"Although it's hard for you to believe, the actual result seems to be like this."

"Ji Nianqin, come out now. I'm going in to take a look. I don't believe this."

"Prince, there really isn't one. If you don't believe me, come and take a look."

"Ji Nianqin, you took care of my mom. Actually, the beauty salon used a kind of cloth strips and didn't do any surgery on my mom at all. The ones on her eyes were double-eyelid stickers, and the ones around her face were something like skin. So you say you're happy or not? Actually, it's not that expensive. As soon as I went there, they just said that my mom's beauty expenses were wiped out. If other people knew about this, they would think my mom was so amazing, having a son as big as me, hahaha."

"Prince, what's wrong with your face?"

"Oh, my face? That was squeezed and teased. Doesn't it feel much more handsome?"

"Really? Ahaha, it seems like the hemorrhoids on your face are gone, but there's blood oozing out, which is a bit scary to look at."

"Ji Nianqin, you stay here and take good care of my mother. I'll go ask why there's no grave for my mother. This isn't scientific, it's totally impossible. My mother is beautiful, and although she does have some wrinkles, she's kind and benevolent. How could she be treated like this? No, no, I must find my mother's grave today."

"Prince, sometimes you don't have to be so stubborn. If it doesn't work, just forget it. Just buy your mother another one."

"Hey, when you two were arguing, did you ever consider my feelings?"

"How do you feel? Empress Dowager, is it because I call you mother that you are not used to this name? Then I can change it immediately."

"No, no, that's not what I meant. What I meant was, what if I survived? Then there wouldn't be any gravesite because I wouldn't have died at all."

"Don't mention it, Empress Dowager. What you said seems to make a lot of sense. If it weren't for you, it would be yours. You really haven't lived to this day."

"So, those who traveled through time must have accumulated eight lifetimes of virtue to be able to live multiple lives. In other words, from our time until now, we have never died. How much of a burden would that add to Earth?"

"Oh my god, son, my face seems to have regained its collagen."

"That's not the case. It's just that, Mom, the wrinkles on your face seem to have really decreased a lot. How did you do it? Could it be that you've regained your youth?"

"Mom just drank some water and seemed to have forgotten to go to the bathroom, so she got fat from holding her pee, hahaha."

"Mom, are you still laughing? Hurry up and go to the bathroom. Ji Nianqin, take my mom to the women's bathroom quickly."

"You remember me now? The cemetery salesperson just mentioned that..."

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