"...If we make another chicken dish, it will be the famous dish Farewell My Concubine."
"Go to hell, woman, you're too mean. Is this a gym or a Cantonese restaurant?"
"This isn't my business. Just to be clear, it's owned by your legendary godfather."
"My godfather? Is that true?"
"You're wrong. The sign above clearly says, 'My Godmother.'"
"I've only heard of Lao Gan Ma, so what on earth is my godmother talking about?"
"You'll know when you go in."
"Oh my god, all the fitness equipment in here looks so scary. I absolutely cannot contact them in a place like this."
"No, you go to the rehabilitation center next door. This is the gym."
"What? It's so big, it doesn't suit my status at all, okay?"
"Bullshit, you're just half as good as me. I saw it the moment I walked in..."
"Hey, what did you say?"
"No, no, I just think you have a great figure. It's just that you have a little too much belly fat. If you didn't have that belly fat, you would be a perfect beauty."
"That's more like it. I believe what you said. So, are you going to give me a private lesson?"
"We have a large class here. If you'd like a private lesson, you can come to me. I make hairpins, and I even have a hairpin assembly line factory. Any hairpin I design can be put into production. I mean, I can make it custom-made to suit your temperament. I can even make it for weddings and other occasions."
"Get married? I won't be able to get married in this lifetime."
"Not getting married anymore?"
"No, no, after all, my godfather has a family."
"How can you marry my father? Isn't this incest? You should marry someone your own age."
"Even if I tell you, you won't understand. I mean, Godfather, I really can't stand it. How can there be such a blockhead as you? Forget it, forget it. I'll just apply for a card. Judging from your appearance, you must be a real place."
"That's a must. If you have an annual membership, we only sell it. If you have a quarterly membership, we require it."
"Oh my god, am I so expensive? I guess I should go home. After all, even my godfather can't afford it."
"Miss, come back here. If you don't want to apply for a card here, you can apply for my hair extension card. It's only 388 a year. I guarantee you'll have a different hairstyle every day. Whenever you come to me to get a hair extension card, you'll be incredibly happy."
"Really? That's only a little over a dollar a day."
"Right, right. So, why don't you come to my place right now? I'll give you a free hairpin to try on first."
"Ji Nianqin, I was wondering why there were fewer and fewer people at the gym? Turns out you've taken them all there to be gangbanged. What rehabilitation center? I can tell. You're right next door, trying to hide your presence."
"Fitness coach, I'm really sorry, but if the customers find it too expensive, what can I do? In order to prevent the loss of customers, I first retained them and put them next door. Guess what? Everything about you, including your farts, smells good."
"Why?"
"I used to be a TV shopping host. You have to make them feel it's cheap, the cheapest possible, so..."
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