“…I’ve got an epidemic.”
"Actually, I'm a very simple person. Prince, since you know martial arts, can we have a competition together?"
"Of course I have to. The reason I practice with cats and dogs is that I hope to defeat you one day."
"No wonder cats and dogs avoid you now. Come on, Prince. I'd like to show you how I, the martial arts champion, didn't achieve this easily. I've gone through a lot of hard work and practice."
"Ji Nianqin, look at my big fat legs first."
"Big fat legs? Hahaha, it should be big flying kicks."
"Look, from what you said, I know you're scared, right?"
"What is it? I didn't get enough sleep today, so I don't want to argue with you. But I really should go to the buffet. There's a meal coupon outside."
"Meal voucher? Are you kidding? I won't let you go out now. If you don't believe me, go out and take a look. That buffet restaurant is definitely closed."
"You won't open the door? I don't believe it."
"You don't believe it? Go and take a look, and come back and tell me."
"Hey, Prince, didn't you say you wanted to be an errand boy? Then just go ahead and do it."
"Well, you actually dare to speak to me like that? Ji Nianqin?"
"Why are you calling me by my full name? I'm live streaming right now."
"You want to live stream? I told you to just make videos. If you live stream, it's meaningless. Who would give you money?"
"Hey! Don't talk nonsense. Look at how much money these big brothers gave me. Just look at it."
"Oh my god, brother, I find you good in every way except your eyesight."
"What do you mean? Prince, I really want to go out and play, but I can't. I have so much energy, but I don't know what to do with it. If you say that, then that's perfect. I'll tell you. I'll stop you from doing live broadcasts."
"Hello everyone, today I want to show you a handstand."
"Hey, Prince, you're clearly trying to steal my business, okay? I really don't understand why you're doing this to me. If your skirt were upside down, it would definitely be completely lifted up. To avoid being looked down upon by others, I advise you to take it easy and never do something so disrespectful again."
"Then I'll be your model, letting you use my body and sheets to make clothes, and then twisting my body around will make you happy? But I don't want to wear anything you make. I don't think it's fashionable at all."
"Hahaha, look at what I did for you, and you'll understand what effect it will have if you use a sheet to make a new pair of leggings. Do you understand?"
"Of course I understand. The general meaning is..."
"Attention everyone, disinfectant is being distributed now. Please send a representative from each household to collect it."
"Disinfectant? Prince, it's just right. Go get it."
"I'm not going. I'd rather stay home and raise my kids."
"What child?"
"It's our QQ pet. I'll definitely raise it. Seeing it grow up healthily will make me so happy."
"Prince, you are truly ill. It seems that no matter how nice a man's words are, they are ultimately not as good as his deeds. If a man can't even do anything and can only talk, then he is just a mouth..."
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