"...Don't stop me, no one can stop me."
"It's like I love living with you, and once they put this stamp on it, I already regret it. Isn't that infuriating?"
"What do you mean? Prince, are you going to lose out if you register with me, Ji Nianqin?"
"Of course. Do you have any dowry? Your mother travels all the time, and I'm worried that if she finds out she has a son-in-law like me, she might stop traveling and leave me to pay for future expenses."
"I'm really fighting for it. If you don't tell me, I haven't told my mom yet. I'm going to tell my mom that I want a divorce."
"When your mother asks why she never saw you get married, what will you say?"
"Don't worry about it. This is all between my mom and me. We have a close bond, so she should be able to sense it."
"Then why didn't your mom call you that time? You were the one who called her all the time."
"Wait, we haven't even had our wedding yet, and you're saying this about me and my mom. What will happen in the future? So, I came up with a solution that will have the best of both worlds, one that will make both of us happy, and everyone else happy as well."
"What method?"
"Accept membership fees."
"Contribution money? Ji Nianqin, you should know that I don't have many friends in the modern world, not as good as you, so, it's better for you to collect the contribution money."
"Nonsense, absolutely not. It has to be you. After all, my face is really too small. I don't want anyone to say that I'm greedy for money."
"Your face is still small? If your face were any bigger, it would circle the earth's equator."
"Fuck you, you're not talking about the small intestine? You're making me want to poop."
"Poop? Haha, that's the large intestine. Whatever. Anyway, let's do it this way. You'll host the wedding, handle the finances, and get the invitations and other things, but leave the rest to me."
"The rest is just counting money."
"Wait, then wouldn't our marriage be a fake one? Most big bosses' first pot of gold wasn't so glorious anyway, so ours is not so bad."
"Haha, Prince, you can really think of a way to make money. You are truly corrupt. You want me to join you in this corruption? What are you thinking? Absolutely not."
"Hahaha, Ji Nianqin, aren't you being too funny? These things were clearly all proposed by you. In other words, you want the share of money, but now you want to blame it on me. Let me tell you, it's absolutely impossible, so forget it."
"Then let's get a divorce. We have nothing in common. Look at those newlyweds, they're all so sweet and happy, but what about you? Look at you, besides the pimples on your face, there's the oil on your mouth. What did you eat this morning? You can't eat spicy or greasy food, don't you know? Come here!! I'm going to use my Nine Yin White Bone Claws right now. Why not just use the hairpin? My hands are more convenient. I can just scratch your face back and forth a few times, and that'll be all right."
"Ji Nianqin, you rascal, how dare you do this to me? Look at my Sunflower Manual. I must subdue you. This youthful and beautiful pimple on my face is so beautiful, isn't it? I can't get rid of it easily..."
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