"Stay away from me, I can climb walls and fly."
"I'll watch you fly one."
"Prince, you have to hold me and use your own arms as if they were wires."
"You're so heavy, what should I do if you break it again?"
"It's not about what to do, I'll just give you one as compensation, that's all."
"Prosthetic limb? No, don't be silly."
"Prince, let me swing with your arms."
"Ji Nianqin, how old are you? Why are you still so childish?"
"Prince, I am younger than you, why don't you get married?"
"Ji Nianqin, I think you are really drunk. I am already married."
"With whom?"
"Is it okay to be with Cao Hanhui?"
"She's simply infuriating. How could she be with my best boyfriend?"
"Ji Nianqin, you want to know why she is with your boyfriend, and your best boyfriend at that. How many boyfriends do you have in total?"
"Boyfriend? I can't count them. There are too many stars in the sky to count. I have so many boyfriends. Every delivery guy is the same, rain or shine. They are all very cute and come just for me. And they always bring me a different little gift."
"Why would you say that, Ji Nianqin? The delivery guy has many girlfriends, and every time it's a different guy who gives you a gift, right?"
"I want to date the delivery boy, not the prince."
"Ji Nianqin, am I putting so much pressure on you? I can do everything the courier boy does. Starting tomorrow, I will put all the hairpins into the package. As long as anyone places an order, I will personally deliver the goods. Can you help me pick a courier name?"
"The prince delivered the goods."
"That's great, let's call it this. I will let everyone enjoy the royal service and feel the distinguished service quality."
"Prince, what can you deliver? Can you deliver feet?"
"I can't give you your feet, but I can give you all your hairpins. Just prepare the money."
"What money?"
"You don't need money, so you should pay me. For each delivery, you should give me at least 2 yuan. If it's less than 2 yuan, I won't do it."
"The hairpin is only 10 yuan. You are so mean. I will change the courier and call again."
"Hello, is this Ji Nianqin?"
"How do you know my name?"
"Not only do I know this, I also know that you're drunk."
"I didn't drink too much, I just drank a little bit."
"You're so drunk after just a little? Then you should try to drink less in the future."
"I understand, I understand, delivery boy, can you please send me a box of wine now?"
"No. Didn't you just say you can't drink? Why don't you keep your word? Hurry and cover yourself with the quilt."
"How did the delivery guy know that I didn't cover myself with the quilt properly?"
"Nonsense, I'm right here with you."
"Great, then you are indeed my boyfriend. You watch me sleep."
"Ji Nianqin, I'm not only your boyfriend, but also your husband."
"That's great. I've been tired of the prince for a long time. It's just right that you're here to fill the emptiness in my heart, hahahaha."
"Keep your voice down, it's the middle of the night."
"Courier boy, do you think I'm beautiful?"
“Not beautiful.”
"What?"
"Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. I really envy the prince you mentioned. He doesn't know how to appreciate his blessings."
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