"Prince, do you think I'm cute?"
"Why do you ask this suddenly?"
"I bought a lot of things. Can you help me deliver the goods?"
"I'm not delivering to you, Ji Nianqin. I'm delivering to the men, women, and children who ordered our hairpins."
"That's perfect. I'm the next customer. Come and deliver it to me now."
"Are you kidding me? You wanted this?"
"That's right, that's what I want, hahaha. I'll give you three minutes, come here quickly, otherwise, don't say I'm rude to you."
"Three minutes? Even if you ask me to be a rocket, I'm afraid I can't get there."
"Why? I'll buy you a rocket right now and pick you up."
"Ji Nianqin, are you going to burn paper for me?"
"Don't you believe it? I'll send it to you right away."
"Excuse me, are you His Royal Highness the Crown Prince?"
"Yes, may I ask who you are..."
"You can't tell. Of course I'm a courier."
"Courier boy? Hahaha, are you kidding me? I'm a courier boy myself, and there's actually another courier boy delivering goods for me?"
"Your Highness, please check this."
"Can I say no?"
"You can say no, but remember, you have to pay me first."
"What the hell, cash on delivery? No, no, send it back."
"This item does not support 7-day unconditional return. I am very sorry."
"What do I miss you? Let me see what it is."
"If you insist on opening it, don't blame me for being rude to you. Your Highness, your problem now is that you're a scoundrel. Since you don't want this thing and won't pay for it, you can say you're not the prince, but you're still curious. That's your biggest problem. You're too curious. As the saying goes, curiosity kills the cat."
"Stop, what did you do before?"
"Of course he's a university teacher, and he teaches ideology and morality."
"So? You're actually working as a courier? University professors have a lot of free time, good salaries, and long winter and summer vacations."
"It seems that there are many things you don't know, Your Highness. In short, I like an extraordinary life, a life of freedom and ease. Therefore, I am now working as a courier. I don't know how happy I am. Can you please not discourage me?"
"I'm not trying to discourage you. I'm just discussing this with you. If you don't like it, I'll just stop talking about it. I'm sorry, you're really cute, but the Crown Prince you're looking for isn't me."
"Alright, you dare not admit it? Never mind, never mind, then leave it all to me. But I suddenly have a fever now, so could you please help me get this package?"
"Let me help you get them all."
"No, just help me get one."
"Hey, hey, don't run. This isn't a cash on delivery package. I haven't paid you yet."
"Just kidding, the owner of the shipment said he'll only pay me after you make me laugh. Now remember to laugh and give me a good review, and my job will be done..."
Before the delivery guy could finish his words, he was suddenly blown away by a gust of gas.
"rub!!"
"Courier, are you okay? I didn't know there was actually a rocket inside this package. No, it was a firework. Who sent it so far away? You have no sense of public morality..."
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