"...I can't reach my umbilical cord. Where is it?"
"The baby hasn't come out yet? It's not in your belly button, it's in the baby's belly button. I can't explain it to you clearly now, but if I help you cut your expectations, I'm worried that you will continue to have a fever. If your body is not healthy, what should I do then?"
"Cao Hanhui, do you think I'm pretty? Do I manage my facial expressions well?"
"That's really good, Ji Nianqin, why are you still taking selfies? Are you going to post it on WeChat Moments?"
"Of course, Cao Hanhui, look at me. How's my hairstyle? I almost forgot to wear my hairpin. Please help me fix my hair first, and then cut the umbilical cord."
"Ji Nianqin, why do you say that?"
"Cao Hanhui, I think beauty is more important. After all, it's a scarce resource of mine."
"Ji Nianqin, your attitude is quite good, but I was so scared that my heart, liver, lungs, and everything else suddenly hurt."
"It's okay, just come boldly."
"Ji Nianqin, the umbilical cord has been cut."
“Who cut it?”
"I don't know. Maybe your child was born and you disliked our ink marks, so you cut them off yourself?"
"Could it be that I gave birth to a crab?"
"But where are the others? I haven't seen them yet."
"Cao Hanhui, I really have a fever."
"Ji Nianqin, hold on. I'll help you look for the child. He might have crawled out to play by himself."
"No way."
"Ji Nianqin, why do you have a beard?"
"I don't."
"You have a beard now."
"Oh my god, this is impossible. How could this happen? Am I going to become a man?"
At the same time, the prince was watching the big screen with the research institute.
"That's the end of what happened in the grove. Thank you for watching."
"It seems that you and my wife are just eating ice cream in the woods. Hahaha, I am finally relieved."
“Quack, quack, quack.”
"Whose child crawled out? Why is he so ugly?"
"Prince, it seems to look a bit like you. Even though it's covered in fur and dark, I can still make out its facial features."
"My child? How could that be?"
"Your Highness, something bad has happened. Ji Nianqin just gave birth, but the baby is lost."
"Is this ape or monkey thing?"
"Oh my god, it really isn't a crab, it's this, it's this. Prince, this is the fruit of your love with Ji Nianqin."
"Ji Nianqin and I don't even know what love is, how can we have a child?"
"Prince, stop talking in anger. I'll show you something and you'll understand."
"A picture of the stewardess?"
"No, no, I saw it wrong."
"What the hell is this?"
"A photo of Ji Nianqin giving birth."
"This is obviously a man, okay? He has a big beard. Even if you tell me he's Ji Nianqin, I won't believe it."
"Prince, the phone screen you're touching feels soft, and why has your voice changed?"
"Eh? I'm a bit effeminate? Weird, why did this happen? There were absolutely no signs."
"Prince, you'd better speak as little as possible and don't scare the Queen. The Queen is outside."
"Where's Ji Nianqin? Could it be that she and I have swapped souls?"
"I feel like it must be because of that electric door..."
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