"Wrong love, wrong love, miss, can you take a picture for me?"
"Yes, yes, yes. Excuse me, Prince, please move aside for a moment. I am so sorry. I need to put the hairpin on this lady now."
"Hairpin? Ma'am? I'm a man."
"Oh, sir, I'll help you put on the hairpin too. It can be done by both men and women, hahahaha."
"Ji Nianqin, will you accept my proposal or not?"
"No."
"Anyway, whether you agree or not, you are already my wife."
"I'm not. Ma'am, no, sir, I'm sorry, I was so loud just now, did I scare you? I'll help you take a picture right now, please wait a moment."
"Are we going to your shop? The Hanging Garden?"
"That's right. The prince sold the Ancient Photography Studio and the Ancient Interpretation Company. Now the rooftop is the Sky Garden, my new photography studio. After all, people tend to go to higher places."
"But miss, is your photography building a place for bungee jumping? Isn't it a bit too high?"
"It's not high, how can it be high? If it really doesn't work, I'll just carry you up there. What do you think?"
"No, forget it. I'll do it myself. How do you feel?"
"Do it yourself? That won't work. I'll carry you. Hurry up."
"Ji Nianqin, with your small body, who do you want to carry? Let me do it."
"Prince, get up. You can't carry another woman on your back."
"Miss, I am a man. How many times have I told you that I am a real man?"
"Why do you have braids if you're a real man? Only men in ancient times would dress like you. The key is that your head is full of braids. Even if I put a hairpin on you, it would be troublesome. I would have to open them one by one, otherwise it would look like holding a twisted dough stick with chopsticks."
"Ji Nianqin, please make a promotional video. This is the only way to make our Ancient Photography Studio an internet-famous studio."
"Prince, if we want to advertise, do we need to pay a lot?"
"Of course, you have to give me 60 yuan first."
“So cheap?”
"60 yuan is cheap, but it's not even a real person reading it."
"If it's not a real person reading it, could it be a machine?"
"Yes, let me tell you something. Ji Nianqin, female, this year's age..."
"Prince, what are you doing? Why are you revealing my age? Believe it or not, I'll slap you in the face and send you flying."
"Ji Nianqin, I'm doing this for your own good. You must disclose the true information to consumers completely."
"Why? Am I selling myself? Not my work?"
"Anyway, you have to tell me your age. I'll show you some relevant videos. Think about it carefully, Ji Nianqin."
"Prince, take it. I'm putting it on this lady, no, no, a man. If I put it in his mouth later, it won't be good."
"Miss, if you can't take my picture, I'm going to go find someone else's house, because I really fell in love with the wrong person. I must finish taking the picture and tear up my picture to say goodbye to the past."
"Sir, if you have any emotional problems, it's better to resolve them first. Otherwise, I'm really worried about you. I'm afraid you won't be able to appreciate the photos properly."
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