"...If you don't have those two, then you're not a woman?"
"Auntie."
"Auntie?"
"Excuse me, can I take pictures here?"
"Of course you can take pictures, come on in."
"I wouldn't dare. You're wearing Ming Dynasty clothing. It looks just like the clothes you see on TV. It's said that Qing Dynasty zombies were buried wearing that kind of clothing."
"Say it again? I'm telling you, little girl, believe it or not, I'll tear your mouths apart. Watch your words! If I were an unearthed cultural relic, I'd be even more valuable. Who do you think you are? You dare ask me to put makeup on you? Get out of here!"
"Why are you still blasting people?"
"Why shouldn't I be able to kick you out? Compared to me, each of you is so young, yet you still dare to tell me what to do. I'm lucky that I haven't executed your entire family."
"The owner of this photo studio, is she in a bad mood? Please leave now, please leave now."
"I want to ask, Madam Boss, is this place haunted?"
"Yeah, haunted, what do you want?"
"I don't mean anything else. I just wanted to ask if you could take a picture for me. I'm not afraid of ghosts, but I'm afraid of people. I want to use it on a separate divorce certificate. When the time comes, I'll post the picture on my WeChat Moments, saying that I'm divorced and free."
"Miss, do you think divorce is a good thing?"
"I didn't think so, but the two of us couldn't get along, so of course we had to get divorced."
"The most important thing for a woman is gentleness and tolerance. If you don't have these two qualities, you can't be called a woman at all. Besides, no woman would get a divorce first. You should let your husband file for divorce with you. If he doesn't, you will never be able to divorce."
"Auntie, which dynasty did you travel from? Why don't you speak like a modern person?"
"Anyway, don't worry about it. Anyway, you can't call me Auntie. You have to call me Queen."
"The Queen, huh?"
"Two words."
"King?"
"Queen. Forget it, if that doesn't work, you can just call me beautiful sister."
"Beautiful sister? But you are not beautiful at all."
"I'm not beautiful! Get out of here! If you leave any later, I'll drag you out and execute you. You're really tired of showing off your sword in front of me, the queen. Get out!"
"Auntie, no, Queen, no, cuckold. No, beautiful sister, please take a picture for me. I want that feeling of ancient times, as if I were getting divorced in ancient times, and now there is no such thing as a divorce. Do you understand? I want that feeling of rebirth."
"Rebirth? You want to be reborn too? For someone as unfaithful as you, even if you are reborn a hundred times, you will still be abandoned."
"It's because I'm not gentle enough, not tolerant enough, Auntie. You don't even know what happened to me. Why are you saying this to me?"
"Your face looks sarcastic and mean, so if you don't guess, tell me now, why is that?"
"My husband has a group chat, and it's full of women. He calls them 'babes' and 'wives'. He even says that as long as they appear, everyone else is just like them. How can I still speak to him gently and tolerate him?"
"normal."
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